When their simple mission goes wrong, Eren and Levi unknowingly use a Portkey hidden in the most unlikely of places. Injured and disbelieving, the two of them find themselves in the Great Hall of the strangest and most frightening school they'd ever seen. It was going to take a while to get used to. Set after Shingeki No Kyojin series 1, Year 5 of Harry Potter.

Wolf was shocked when he found at that Alex Rider was, at least when he slept, a contact-seeker. ONESHOT.