Hello Darlings,

Thanks for coming to check out my concoctions!

Just a few quick points about me and my creations!

1) I am hopelessly devoted to Jason Isaacs and all things related and/or associated with him. (II don't like to use the word 'obsessed', that must sounds creepy. But perhaps 'infstuated'?)

2) Number 1 being said, it should come as no surprise that most stories will pertain to Lucius Malfoy and Colonel William Tavington, who are two of my favorite characters.

3) I'm also a fan of Lee Pace, Jack Davenport, and a varying selection of others. It depends on what I've watched lately, really.

4) Reviews are ALWAYS appreciated and WANTED.

5) Flames are NEVER appreciated nor WANTED. Waste of MY time and YOURS.

6) ALL of my stories will be rated M, so if you don't like adult language or adult themes/situations, please don't read. I find Mature stories are more realistic and entertaining when given the uncensored rating.

7) ALL people that I adore will be mentioned in an Author’s Note at the beginning and end of a chapter, or will have a character created in their honor, by request. (See? I can motivate the both of us!)

8) Tea, Jason Isaacs, and good music all at the same time is like HEAVEN.

~~ I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS OR BOOKS/MOVIES THAT I WRITE ABOUT! Well...I DO own them...just not the right to them. I DO, however, own MY OCs. ~~

COPY AND PASTE FUN TIME!

Fangirls squeal over Harry, Ron and Draco, but if you want a more mysterious, mature man like Lucius Malfoy, Lord Voldemort, and Severus Snape, then copy and paste this into your profile and place them in the order you like.

The majority of POTC fangirls squeal over only Jack or Will. If you squeal over James Norrington or Hector Barbossa in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.

If, to you, At Worlds End was just a movie that killed all your favorite characters off, but you still love it, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you would pick Harry Potter over Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wish you could go into the world of Harry Potter or POTC, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to braid Lucius Malfoy's hair too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever told your friends that you have a crush on a person/character and the gave you weird looks, said you were insane, or moved their chair several feet away, copy and paste this into your profile.

ONE MORE!

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
...Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

More stuff COMING SOON!