Hi!

I am a seventeen year old girl from Norway, so my stories, if I get my butt in gear and manage to actually write a whole story/chapter, are going to have some spelling errors and are not going to be anything near amazing.

I love movies, TV-shows like Criminal Minds, and books, especially fantasy, like Lord of the Rings and The Hunger Games. I also like the Twilight Saga, my favorite books being Twilight and Breaking Dawn. I also watch some anime, Fullmetal Alchemist, Wolf's rain and Code Geass being some of my favorites.

I am a huge Hunger Games fan and right now my best friend and I are working on a HG fic. We hope to be able to update it soon, having finished a few chapters already! I love the books and have seen the movie 5 times in two weeks. I'm looking forward to the DVD release date and can't wait for the nest movies. I have to say I am really disappointed that Gary Ross won't be directing the next two movies. : ( *crying in silence*

Anyways! This is my profile, obviously, and my stories (big shocker, right?) and I hope that you like them! ; )

Favorite quotes:

"Of all things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well aimed."

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

"It's irrational, it's impossible, it's against my religion.

Have you ever wondered...

Can you shed tears underwater?

How important does someone have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway!

Why do toasters always have a setting that can burn toast to a horrible crisp, which no mentally sound human being would eat??

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

Does the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star sound alike?

(Why did you just sing/whistle/hum the two songs just mentioned?)

Bumper stickers

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into youre profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you love to copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.