Hi. My name in Ingrid and I'm totally obsessed with Twilight :)

Started writing a new story In the Dark, go check it out. I thought about going over my other stories Rock Bottom and The Worst Night to correct spelling mistakes and maybe fix some other things, but I can't bring myself to do that. They were written a year ago, and I'd like to think I've improved a little since then. But I still don't want to read them, because they seem so awful to me and maybe I haven't gotten better. So I don't want to destroy the illusion of my (maybe nonexistent) progress.

I only read Edward/Bella stories. I hate it when people start mixing up canon pairings. Bella/Jasper - never going to happen! Bella/Jacob - this just makes me laugh out loud.

I read a few Bella/Paul stories and I must admit I found them quite entertaining, but only in a universe where Edward doesn't exist. There is just no chance that Bella would ever pick anyone other than Edward, that's Twilight.

I might even write an imprinting story, I've got some scenes in my head that would just look so good. I would only write a story with Paul, though. Because in some ways he reminds me of Edward. He's angry at the world and I can see Bella as the person that would make him see that the world isn't such a bad place when you have someone special. There would be no Edward in this story, I probably wouldn't include any of Cullens. Reason for this is that when there is an Edward somewhere in the world, then Bella belongs with him. That's just how things are :)

Remember when kissing was nasty & the only thing boys gave you were cooties. You were popular when you had a new toy, not if you were a jerk. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the play ground. Your worst enemies were your siblings. People liked you if you were nice, not "cool". Wearing a skirt didn't make you a slut. When a race issue was who was the fastest kid on the playground. Remember when there was no such thing as "gay". Your friends would always be on your side and nothing would get between you. If you were a friends with a boy, it didn't mean you like him. Remember when the only thing you drank was grape juice. Smoking was nasty. War was nothing but a card game. Remember when the only thing that could get broken was toys and bones. Mommy was your hero and goodbye meant only until tomorrow. Now here's the funny part. The only thing I remember was wanting to grow up.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you agree with Bella that life without Edward is useless, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have a long list of fictional book/ movie characters that you are in love with, but Edward Cullen is clearly at the top of, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I love my own little world, and it grows)

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes post this on your profile. (It's this writing and reading stuff, its not my fault!)

If You Are 100 Percent Team Edward, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Do YOU remember the 90s??...

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . .

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Good Friend: Helps you up if you have tripped.

BEST Friend: Walks by and say ‘would you please get off the ground’

Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door

BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’

Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail

BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’

Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy

BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’

Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff

BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’

Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour

BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning