X-men/ X-men Evo: www.fanfiction.net/~chronoslide

I'm English(Rugby World Cup winners woo) I'm old enough to drink and drive, but not at the same time obviously.
I'm about 6' 1" with lovely green eyes and a wierd mohawk that curves around my head. Oh and I'm a bloke (shock horror)

You may have guessed I'm a metal head (woo SOAD)
I'm on a year out before uni and have a lot of free time, hence the constant updating.

N/B my stories will end for a few months after March since I'll be in China so to all my fans I apologise. (lol like i have fans)

Annnyway, I'm described as mildy schitzophrenic by most of my friends, which I half like half don't (lol)
I enjoy writing stories/poems/songs, drawing and rocking (I'm very left sided) but i aint enjoying trying to learn chinese, that shit is hard (sorry for swearing, but tough shit)

I'm not a fan of slash/femslash even though i have wrote a femslashish story. BUT if it is a good story I'll read unlike most of these people who will complain just because it says slash in the description without even reading the story, you may have guessed that I don't like those people who just keep saying your sick for bringing up issues that should be addressed.

I'm in an internet cafe in Auckland right now, updating a story 'The Crow : Revenge Feels Good' Because I am THAT nice. lol. 3 weeks from now, 9th April, I'll be home and I'll have a few updates. I've got a note book full of dialogue and ideas in my bag so yay.

Favourite Poem: 'If' by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you are
losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
And yet make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not become tired by waiting,
Or being lied to and not deal in lies,
Or being hated and don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good nor talk to wise,

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master,
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two imposters just the same,
You can bear to hear the truths you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make traps for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to broken
And stoop and build them up with worn-out tools,

If you can make one heap of all your winnings,
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss,
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the will which says to them: "Hold On!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue
Or walk with Kings and not lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of a distance run
Yours is the World and all that is in it,
And which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

Favourite quotes:

"See I told you I was ill!" - Spike Milligans gravestone

"Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"" - Ralph Wiggum

"Hi, Principal Skinner! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" - Ralph Wiggum

(Pointing at Homer) "Mommy has bosoms like that."
"Yeah, I wish" -Ralph and Chief Wiggum

"Bite my shiny metal ass" - Bender

"I'm so happy he's trying to kill me. I mean Ahhh he's trying to kill me" Fry

"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest."
- Rowan Atkinson.

"And was he wild when you took him out of the jungle?"
Rowan Atkinson dressed as a Gorrila "Wild? I was livid!" - Not the 9 O'clock news

"My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden." - Eric Morecambe.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others." - Groucho Marx

" A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'" - Tommy Cooper
"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in." - Tommy Cooper

"So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'" - Tommy Cooper

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard

"You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants" - Eddie Izzard

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine." - Spike Milligan

"My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic." - Spike Milligan

"So this is China huh?...Ok where is this pub?" My mate James as he came through the arrival gate at Beijing airport

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - George W. "I-didn't-cheat-in-the-elections" Bush

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." George dubya

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

Bessie Braddock to Churchill "Winston, your drunk!"
Churchill: "Bessie, you're ugly, but tomorrow morning I shall be sober"

"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." - Louis Armstrong.

"Once you're dead you're made for life." - Jimi Hendrix.

"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times." Mark Twain

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill

"I'm a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed." - Bruce Lee.

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." - Brendan Francis.

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening.

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one." - Woody Allen.

"I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women." - Bernard Manning.

Not much else to say, but live fast, die old. Peace :)