Pints after work with Remus were just supposed to help take her mind off what a prick her ex was, but an impulsive decision might have just exposed more than what Hermione was bargaining for. One Shot Prompt: Fake out, Make Out.

Seventh years, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley seemed to have developed a serious case of bad timing as every time they go to visit their best friend, Hermione Granger, in the Head Dorms they seem to overhear an intimate moment between her and the Head Boy, Draco Malfoy. But are the boys really hearing what they think, or are their imaginations running away with them? One Shot.

[HG/SS] AU/Crackfic. Neville created something borderline genius in potions class that changes the very course of history—literally. (COMPLETE)

Draco and Hermione have both returned to Hogwarts to complete their final year. Charms Class is about to get a little more interesting. Strong language and sexual content. DM/HG smutty, lemony one shot. Dramione

A dark Severus. A determined Hermione 7 Chapters - AU SS/HG HEA...Always :) And as ever, Ron-bashing...

Duckie: A British term of endearment for someone who is innocent that you would like to have your wicked way with. A Charmione Adventure.

Maybe something good can come out of a blind dating service? Ron and Draco are both starting to think so.

With a little help from the residing Potion Master, Hermione and Harry overhear a revealing conversation. Their eyes open to deception and the war becomes a completely new league, with their resolution to rid Wizarding Britain of the preconceptions of the light and the dark. A story of Harry and Hermione finding love, family and politics in time of war. AN: Story under review 2019.

Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."

Severus is having a bad night. However, while patrolling the hallways, he stumbles across an interesting situation that leaves him bound to a chair as Hermione has her way with him, not realizing that it isn't Ron in the dark with her. Rated MA.

September 19, 1997 the Gringotts Goblin's presented Lucius with a key. Now armed with an old prophecy and a contract, the Malfoys change the tides of war. Their focus centered on one ferocious lioness. Hermione/AbraxasxLuciusxDraco.

Kreacher sends Hermione back in time with the hopes that she will save Regulus an destroy the locket. Hermione figures she will have an ally to help her destroy the other horcruxes, too. But, Regulus Black doesn't turn out to be anything like she expected he would. Regulus x Hermione. Time Travel. COMPLETE!

Draco's summer after 5th year was off to a terrible start. Father was in Azkaban. Mother was barely holding it together. The Dark Lord and his Death Eaters were living in his house. Fenrir Greyback and his werewolf pack were living in his dungeons. The Dark Lord had given Draco a seemingly impossible task, and now he had to accept punishment on his father's behalf. Complete.

Fate decides to play with Harry's life again, giving him a chance at a family but with the most shocking father. After the Order lock him up Harry flees to the father where they both may get a second chance. MPREG Now rated M

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Complete. / Rabastan Lestrange saved Hermione's life during the Battle of Hogwarts. Repaying that debt will change her life. (HG/RabL, HG/DM, DM/HG/RabL, some HG/RW) Tags: implied/referenced character death (No major characters), grief/mourning, angst, dating, forced marriage, dub-con

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but the story did cry out for some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Pre Cursed Child & Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

Millicent's monochromatic life changes when a figure of her past collides with her in Paris, causing her world of familiarity to peel away, and exposing the vibrant persona she couldn't paint alone. Saudade: a deep emotional state of melancholic longing for a person or thing that is absent

Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.

when Hermione is out for a girls night and accidentally gets left behind by her friends, she runs into three impeccably dressed Wizards who are quite taken with her. Fluff, Humor, Romance I own nothing. This world belongs to JK Rowling. She just invites us to play in it.

Shortly after the events of 5th year, Hermione gets shocking news from her parents- she's a pureblood! How does the world change when Gryffindor's Golden Girl is discovered to be the sister of a Slytherin? Well, Draco Malfoy's summer decidedly improves. Begins summer before sixth year, roughly a week after Hogwarts ends. AU, 6th year, pureblood!Hermione, rated M for language.

The world has gone to hell, and the only way to fix it is to go back in time. The very laws of Magic, Time, and Space will be broken in the attempt to right what has gone wrong. Can it be done, or have our heroes made a grave mistake? Only Time will tell. SLASH and HET. Strong language. OOC Dumbledore bashing. COMPLETE

Written with the knowledge and consent of glitterally, author of The Bespoke Witch, this is a TBW AU. At the behest of their family Covenant, the Weasley sons Cast a Marriage Stake for Hermione Granger - but which of the brothers would she want to marry? New Cover art by Calebski! Polyandric themes, drama. HG/BW/CW/FW/GW/PW **Please read the Author's Notes!**

The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!

Broken & angry after losing Sirius fifth year, Harry recklessly puts himself in harms way, dragging Hermione along for the ride. Now they are stuck in another time with very familiar faces. Will the time spent with lost loved ones help heal Harry or only damage him further? HP/SB with a touch of HG/RL to relieve the overbearing angst.

ONE-SHOT As Hermione is leaving a muggle cocktail bar a drunkard starts harassing her. To her surprise Draco Malfoy comes to the rescue. How will the evening turn out? Rated M for adult content. smut HG/DM

Response to Reptillia28's 'Don't Fear the Reaper' challenge. Harry has died for the twelfth time and his reaper sends him back for one last chance at completing his assigned destiny. Find extra deleted scenes by going to the author page.

Using a rare blood adoption ritual to make Hermione Pureblooded, the Order sends Hermione Granger Black back to 1971. With Orion's help, Hermione attends Hogwarts for her seventh year and fights against Voldemort on the condition that Hermione fulfills a later unnamed favor. Polyandry, Hermione/AveryxMalfoyxNott, time travel

Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*

Bellatrix's torture of Hermione uncovers a long-kept secret. The young witch learns her true origins in a story that shows the beginning and end of the Wizarding wars as Hermione learns about her biological father and the blood magic he dabbled in that will control her future.

What if Hermione was given a second chance to save the world? What if Lily Potter wasn't the one to protect Harry from the Killing Curse? It's the time of the First War and Voldemort is on the rise, but that soon changes with the arrival a young witch that is hell-bent on destroying him, no matter what it may cost her in the process. [HG x JP x SB] Rated M for a reason! EDITING!

"What about me?" Bad at summaries, Harry and Hermione pairing. One-shot. Just give it a chance.

Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG *COMPLETE*

Hermione Granger returns to England after years away. Things have changed back home, but so has she; though Hermione doesn't know just how much. No one ever said change was easy and in her case it is downright dangerous, but she wouldn't be alone. Not only do drastic changes affect Hermione's life and magic, but she will also end up bound for life to another. Hermione/Multiples

With the War finally won and a rapid decline in the wizarding population, drastic measures are taken in a bid to save Wizarding Britain with the introduction of a new Marriage Law. Under the law, Hermione is forced to marry at eighteen. She must learn to deal with her past and look forward to her future with rising Quidditch Star, Oliver Wood. Rated M for a reason. EDITING!

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

To finally end the war, Hermione must agree to a marriage with the other side. Being engaged to marry one Malfoy would be stress enough, but Hermione finds herself outnumbered by Malfoys two to one! While she tries to navigate her new relationship, not everyone is happy with the situation. Hermione/Draco/Lucius

The Death Eaters, in control of the ministry, create a marriage law with the sole intention of separating Hermione from Harry and Ron. Hermione must learn to deal with her new husband, Rabastan Lestrange. The Death Eaters didn't anticipate how persuasive Hermione can be. Rabastan/Hermione. COMPLETE!

WINNER: BEST HONORARY MARAUDER FIC in the MARAUDER MEDALS, 2016! "Someday . . . you'll do it your own way, not theirs!" Slytherin!Hermione, in which the brilliant witch catches the attention of creative twin wizards. It isn't easy, though. Not all Gryffindors are vastly brave, nor are all Slytherins loyal to their own. FW/HG/GW, AU from Hermione's 1st year. Cover art by windyshoes!

Sirius Black is bored. And lonely. And sick of staring at the cursed room at the end of the hall. A young Curse Breaker may be the answer to his problem. In more ways than one. One-Shot. Smutty Smut Smut.

Moonrise was only minutes away and Remus was without his final dose of Wolfsbane for the week. In short: Hermione was doomed. COMPLETE.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.

Draco meant to send her to the future, to a world ruled by Lord Voldemort. He really ought to read directions before he goes messing with other people's things. Hermione finds herself stuck in the past (The 70s!), pretending to be something she's not (Average!) and fighting with everything she has to keep from changing the future.

"Where am I?" she demanded, though her voice still shook slightly from embarrassment. "My flat, obviously," the man replied with equal unease. "Who are you? Why are you here? … And why would you turn such a bloody awful record into a portkey?"

Three years after the war, everyone is getting on with their lives and Hermione could honestly say she was quite content. What happens however when her life path becomes very much intertwined with a freshly divorced curse breaker and an adventurous dragon tamer? Only one way to find out! Story edited in 2019.

What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.

Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.

At night, when our desires are released, the truth is revealed. Hermione wants more than she's getting in life, but what, and who, will it take to make her realise? Four chapters of mature content. HG/various men.

It is but a few weeks after the Final Battle and the Grimmauld place household is still a bit of a mess with our favourite two thirds of the Golden Trio, a mourning werewolf and his son, and a healing bat of the dungeons. What awaits the occupants of the house in the near future? Read and find out. HG/RL and HP/SS. AN: Story under review (2019).

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

When Severus Snape is left in charge of Hogwarts over the christmas break, he is less than pleased to discover Harry will be one of his charges. Events force him to face that Mr Potter may not be quite what he has assumed all these years. Year 6

What can an imaginative potions master and his not-so-coy mistress do with a little extra Polyjuice Potion? Written for the 2013 HP Rarepairs Cliché fest. Warnings: Professors getting it on. Multiple pairings (sort of): f/m, f/f, m/m. Maybe some crackiness around the edges. Oh, and non-con, in a way.

Hermione begins to question if there's something wrong with her. Fred shows her there definitely isn't. Set after the war (Fred is obviously not dead). Fair warning; this contains explicit sexual content.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Hermione makes a plan to lose her virginity. When she offers it to Draco, it changes everything. With a new prophecy and a war approaching, what will this change mean for the Golden Trio and the outcome of the war?

Something happens to Hermione leaving her in a horrible predicament. Some Slytherin's aren't exactly what they seem and will one help her through the school year? After OotP. M for language and light sensuality.

Hermione, Ginny and Hannah ponder the relative size of various parts of their professor's anatomy. M content. Fun bit of silliness. SS/HG, GW and HA.

This is for Blaise and Marcus shocker . love them both... The girls are back from a much needed vacation just in time for courting season. They're spotted by four sexy Slytherin and their parents. lunch, conversations, and confessions ensue!

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.

2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione

MLC-Seventh Year student Hermione Granger decides to marry the one eligible wizard who did not ask for her-the horrid but powerful Severus Snape. Angst, humor and lemons. Award Winner COMPLETE

On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG

How did Krum really get to be Hermione's date for the Yule Ball?

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?