Welcome to Dojouwitch's home!! Here you'll find some pretty hilarious stuff...*Hiei setting Kuwabara on fire* And not so hilarious stuff...*Inuyasha drenched in blood from killing Naraku for the 50th time* Err...Moving on...

Name: Takuya Shinzo
Age: 14
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Siblings: Half sister, *second older* Madison, *first oldest* Rei
Niece: Serenity

I reallly hate talking about myself... but who doesn't??? You'll find my half sister's account under her penname, FukaiMori.. uh... that would be Madison. ^^ I'm also one of the few people out there that like YAOI, Shounen-Ai, Shoujo-Ai, Yuri, and Non-Yaoi. I've seen some pretty nasty stuff about people against YAOI, especially for Hiei and Kurama...those are one of my few favorite pairings. *sniffs*

Here are some things for YYH would never say...

Kurama: Hey Yomi! How many fingers am I holding up!?

Kurama: *dancing around his room with a brush singing* I wanna be yo' lover I wanna be the only on that makes you come runnin' I wanna be yo' lover. Wanna turn you on turn you out all night long make you shout AH lover!

Yomi: I can see! I can see!

Keiko: You know Botan you are simpering moron and I swear if you come flying through here one more time I'm going to take that oard and stick it so far up your wahzoo you'll be spitting splinters for the next century!

Yukina: *to Hiei* What's that? You wanna step up to the great one? Bring it on little man!
Hiei: Uh Yukina...
Yukina: You dare speak the great one's name? Ohh big mistake sign your name on the dotted line spikey cause your checkin' in to the smackdown hotel!

Yuuske: I've decided to denounce violence and material wealth for spiritual enlightment. So I've decided to move to Tibet and change my name to Rainbow.

Youko Kurama: Hiei, what's sex?

Enma: Tell those idiots I'm busy, they can save the world themselves, I'm showing my son how to be a man.

Yomi: What do you mean I'm blind?!

Kuwabara: *charging* Your ass is mine!
Hiei:...

Kurama: Yes! I got a 64% in Math! That's the best this year!

Hiei: *ringing the doorbell to Mukuro's domain* Avon calling!

Kuwabara: Do you have any twos?
Hiei: Go fish.

Kurama: *singing* Two and two is four. Four and four is eight. Eight and eight is sixteen. Sixteen and sixteen is thirty-two. Crap! What's thirty-two and thirty-two?

Hiroshi: Oh, I don't know. Ranma can't be that different from us, in terms of experience. I'm sure there are others who, if not in the same situation, could at least sympathize.
Daisuke: Oh really? And how mane people do you think can truly sympathize, not to mention actually have experience in changing hair color, hieght, voice, not to mention sex?!
Hiroshi: Well, okay, so you may have a slight point there... Still, I'm sure that if there were anyone else, they'd be pretty normal too!
Kurama: *somewhere in the Philippines* aaachoo!

Yomi: Damn! That's the seventh time I bumped into a wall today!

Hiei: *looks at katana* Oooooh...shiny... *-*

Yuusuke: *sniffs the air* ...there goes that WEIRD smell again.
Kurama: *blushes* Gomen, minna-san!

Kuwabara: *makes his Rei-ken* OOOH! Kuwa-chan make magic..Kuwa-chan makes pretty light!

Yomi: Kurama, white really isn't you color.
Youko Kurama: How the hell can you tell you blind old fart!?

Youko Kurama: You guys, I-I have a confession to make. I, that is, I'm a virigin. *blushes as stunned silence greets his confession*
Hiei: *in the background* Yoohoo! I get to break him in first!

WHAT THE YYH CAST NEVER SAID!

The Gang Accidentall Sees Koenma In His B-Day Suit:
KUWABARA: What the heck--
BOTAN: Koenma-sama--Kami-sama--
YUSUKE: Whoa... not bad, Koenma, now there's a nice pic I could circulate in the Net...
HIEI:...
KURAMA:...come to think of it, I didn't expect Koenma's_to be that small...

What Kuwa Wants, Kuwa Gets:
KURAMA: Kuwa, this is embrassas--
KUWABARA: I said I want ice cream I want Ice cream right now I know you can hear me HIEI!!!!

Thw First Time The Guys See A Powder Compact:
KUWABARA: W-what is that thing...?
YUSUKE: I-- I don't know. But Botan said we could use it...
HIEI:... (it's a communicator, A COMMUNICATOR morons don't they see the antenna...?)
KURAMA: Maybe we're supposed to throw it at the enemy?
HIEI:... (Yeah, they'd surely run away when they hear Botan screaming at you from the other end.)

Another Bad Move Kuwa:
KUWABARA: Ka-Me-Ha-Me... Oh crap. Wrong anime.

Here you can find What the YYH Cast Never Said at this website:

Have fun looking at it!

Because you're alive... I can keep on living...

Whenever you come to a dead end and feel like giving up. I'll make a way for you.

I'll walk a step ahead of you. If you come close enough to catch me... I'll go two steps ahead.

Our relationship isn't a dull and familiar one.

Together let's thirst for blood... run after affection...

Let's live like this until we get bored with it.- KuramaxHiei Doujinshi; "Snow Falling on Water"