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Ciao ... e.t.c.

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Yeah, this is me. I am fourteen, nearly fifteen (OMG random trivia, I have the same Birthday as Rob Pattinson. Maybe he is my long lost twin. Who is older than me. Oh, never mind, that would be incest anyway as I fancy him). Um, and I like English and Art, I want to do English Lit. and History of Art in Uni. And I have brown hair. And...I don't know, the rest is all below.

Things I love: Dave the Laugh, Innocent smoothies, English, Art, Mr Darcy, the Ocado man (the man who delivers groceries from Waitrose!), Jane Austen novels, Gossip Girl, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, apple pie (I think I might actually be an American at heart), anything comedy, Dorothy Parker

Things I hate: Cartoon pigs (I saw Animal Farm when I was younger and was traumatized), custard, Harry Potter (I used to be obsessed, but I have just had enough now), SouljaBoy, daddy long legs, fake people

Favourite films:
The Breakfast Club
Terminator (actually a rubbish film but funny. Even though it isn't supposed to be. and kyle is fit :)
The Chorus (this film our french teacher shows us at the end of every year. she forgets we already watched it, but its so good we don't complain. Its French so you probably havent heard of it but it is so good and has great songs in it)
Rear Window (we are studying this in media studies and its SO GOOD. I lurve Grace Kelly, she's now like my favourite actress)
Gregory's Girl (This film is so hilarious, check it out on YouTube, words can't even describe it's hilariousness. Ah, eighties films were the best)
Psycho (If you watch this film thinking it won't be scary as it is in black and white, and old, you are wrong. Very wrong.)
Anastasia (my new obsession! I can't believe I never saw this film as a kid! I missed out. I saw it a few days ago and I love everything about it. Best animated movie I'v ever seen, except for maybe Spirited Away. I want a Bartok!)

Favourite books:

Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck (we are doing this book in english and I am actually in love with it. I love George. is that weird? and George and Curley's wife were meant to be)
Georgia Nicolson series by Louise Rennison (didn't think much of the film though)
Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Thursday Next series by Jasper Fforde (which nobody has heard of but they're great)
The Luxe by Anna Godberson (Okay, it's not that good, but entertaining it is. And I love the dress on the front cover, which is actually the reason I bought the book)
The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, aged 13 and 3/4, by Sue Townsend. (Like Georgia Nicolson, but set in the eighties and from a boy's point of view. Possibly funnier, I can't decide)

Well I watched Twilight the other day (illegally on the internet - shhhh!) and it was a lot better than I expected. I didn't think much of the book but the film was good because it cut out huge chunks of the book that were really boring. And it was funny! The best bit was when Eric was like, "Look, Bella, a worm!" and he was waving it in front of her face and she just completely blanked him. And also when he's like, "this is my home girl Bella."

Oh, and when Ed is reading minds, and he looks at all these people and he's like, "Sex. Money. Sex." And then he looks at this random old man hunched up in the corner, "Cat (?)" I LOLed.

Eeeeep, and I am also OBSESSED now with the film Anastasia. You DON'T KNOW how much I love it. It's set in the twenties! My favourite era! And Bartok the Bat is adorable! And her dresses! And the songs! After watching it twice in two days I am frantically googling anything to do with the Romanovs and the mystery of Anastasia and the Russian Tsars. It's a little sad, actually. But it is fascinating - I can't believe it's based on a true story!

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Favourite book/movie quotes (in no particular order):

1. “I’d love to stay and watch but some SpecOps 17 clot in Penzance staked a Goth by mistake: it’s going to be PR hell on earth down there.”
SO-17 were the vampire and werewolf disposal squad. Despite the new ‘three point’ confirmation procedure, a jumpy cadet with a sharpened stake could spell big trouble.

Thursday Next, ‘Lost in a Good Book’.

2. “I saw something nasty in the woodshed!”

“Oh. Did it see you?”

‘Cold Comfort Farm’

3. Here is the poem I wrote inside Pandora’s valentine’s card:

Pandora!
I adore ya!
I implore ye
Don’t ignore me.

I wrote it left handed so she wouldn’t know it was from me.

3am Just had a dream about stabbing Lucas with the toothpick on my penknife. Best dream I’ve had for ages.

‘The Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, aged 13 and ¾’

4. "Sure, pick on the bat, I mean, why not? We're easy targets."

Anastasia

I will add more quotes when I can be bothered as there are more on the list.

In other news, well, I have one fanfic I am working on right now, there is another I started but never finished. But I have some future ones planned - what are they, you ask? Ah, you'll just have to wait and see. I work in mysterious ways.

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xoxo Ibbly_Wibbly

Oh, before you go, this is a Georgie Nicks quiz that everyone seems to have on their profile.

1. Character you're most like?
My friends will say Rosie, I say Georgia.

2. Favourite boy?
Angus :) No, Dave. What a silly question. There really is only one answer

3. Favourite Gee-ism?
Hmmm..so many. Nuddy-Pants.

4. Favourite Libby moment?
When she sings the botty song to a policeman:

"Botty, Botty, fanny, ARSE!"

5. The Georgia saying you use most often?
beyond the valley of the mad

6. If you had to, would you get to number 6 with Masimo or Herr Kamyer?

Masimo. He's not that bad, just a little lesbian perhaps.

7. Favorite book?
..then he ate my boy entrancers

8. Favourite front cover?
...Stop in the Name of Pants! It has the prat poodle on it!

9. Opinion on the film?

Not that great. Bad acting, apart from Lindsay, Dave and the cat. Not terrible, Not good.

10. Origional Louise Rennison or Fanfiction stories?
Both.