beeteljuicehide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist. I am by no means a great writer, I do try my best, but I never really publish any of my stories. I want to get back into writing, though I don't think I will continue any of my stories, and I have yet to have my wonderful little muse arrive again (she has been missing for far too long for my liking). Currently I'm sort of stuck with Grell parings, well Grell with just about anyone really. Grell/William, Grell/Sebastian, Grell/Ronald, any of them. :D I really just suppose it is because of the musical, because I am currently obsessed with Takuya Uehara (or perhaps it's the other way around, I'm not entirely certain). I could continue to blather on with no end in site, because I can pour all my focus into a stupid bio but not a damn fanfic. I thought that maybe it was time to revamp my bio page. I would list all my favorite animes, games and yaoi parings, but I find this rather useless. By looking at my favorite stories list you can quite easily see what my favorite shows and pairings are. Wow I feel really pathetic, I keep saying I'll update, but I haven't yet. So I believe any and all my stories are on a lasting hiatus. Sorry my fans. I would gladly start writing again if one could find my previously mentioned muse. I do have plans to sometime write an Eric/Alan story from Kuroshitsuji, but I just have not gotten around to it. I suppose if you have a question about something just PM me. |
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Redmail by Syntaxeme reviews
It was intended to just be one night, but time and persistence turn Grell's pursuit of Sebastian into something else entirely. Some of it is pleasant, some decidedly not, some sweet, some violent, none of it at all what our red lady expected going into this. But maybe not too bad a conclusion, either. (SebastianxGrell, if that wasn't clear.)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,194 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
Caramel Sex Tapes by AshesTheTerrible reviews
AHHH! WHATS L DOING IN THE SHOWER? AHHH! LIGHT WATCHING GAY PORN? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE POOR COOKIES L? intrested? read and find out! *L's POV*/LXHis hand?/LXLight/ YAOI!in later chapters
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,619 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y.
One Uneventful Evening by ShuriTigerH reviews
Ronald Knox thought it would be a boring evening, having been stood up at a date and all. Then, after accidentally running into Eric and Alan, things become a lot more interesting... Lesser shinigami sandwich, ExAxR.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,373 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Ronald K., Alan H. - Complete
Grell Gets His Wish by onixxfilth reviews
Grell wants to have his Sebby's babies...what happens when he gets his way? Rated M to be safe. If mpreg squicks you, don't read! Quite likely OOCness- hey a fangirl can dream!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,642 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Grell S., Sebastian M. - Complete
White Lies by arcticjordan reviews
Warning to others: Never befriend pranksters... because someday, it will inevitably come around and bite you on the ass. Akuroku. 813. Axel/Roxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,193 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Freak of Nature by RoxasGirl reviews
This is what happened when I fixed AkuRoku for my friend. It didn't quite... turn out how I planned. What have you got to loose? Warnings of Yaoi, suggestiveness, a weird suprise, and language. Did I mention I suck at summaries?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Axel, Roxas
Ferris Wheel Lovin by ShannaraMay reviews
Ciel Phantomhive has never been to an Amusement Park. He gets taken to one, over the weekend, by his best friend Alois. And Alois is a very naughty boy
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,250 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - [Alois T., Ciel P.] - Complete
Gone by cactus fluff reviews
After a rough day at work, all William wanted to do was go home and sleep. But after leaving the office, Grell and Ronald made him an offer that he had no choice but to accept... Undertaker/Ronald/Grell x William
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - William S.
Control by Begger4mcgregor reviews
William and Sebastian discover who's really in control. WilliamxSebastian smut.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/16/2011 - William S., Sebastian M. - Complete
That's what friends are for by GrimmLoki reviews
Ronald has just been dumped so Grell takes him out to cheer him up.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
The Invitation by SinsofMidnight reviews
Maes Hughes walks in on Roy and Ed going at it. Guess the rest. Yaoi. Pretty much PWP, lol
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Stay with me by poliu365 reviews
15 year old Ciel has a nightmare and asks Sebastian to stay with him. Sebastian supplies him with a little more than company, even with Ciel's guilt. Warnings; Slight Shota, Smut.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Submit to Me by A Twisted Fairytale reviews
Ciel revels in the power that he holds. Ciel/Sebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,547 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
High Stakes by MissGlycerine reviews
HIATUS---Roy and Ed make a bet. Will Ed's temper get the better of him? Or will Roy wind up in the seat of humiliation? Rated M because eventually it WILL get that way. Don't like, don't read.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,931 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
69 by xDelfin reviews
xDelfin: 69 /Rated M/ ξήζσγ
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Why Didn't You Tell Me? by Boopboop12 reviews
Read it and find out what's going on. Yes, there's LEMON and YAOI.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Nothing is Ever Just Nothing by Fatal Yaoi reviews
Light is chained to L and of course Light figures something out about him...He figures out he's "normal" and Light likes it...But what happened when L get's desperate to know about Light?What happens when Light believes he's fallen in love with L?LightXL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,007 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Wrong Number by OrangeWocket reviews
Here's me. Gay Theatre boy, and very happy being single. Then I get that wrong number call, and that beautiful redhead walks into my life, making everything just that much more dramatic. I can easily make him want me, right? Well, easier said than done.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,351 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Axel, Roxas
One hell of a maid! by MoyashiBoJangles reviews
A response to a request on Kuroshitsuji-Kink-Meme: SemeOlder!Ciel/Sebastian - To get revenge for the infamous corset incident Ciel orders Sebastian to wear a maids dress! Yaoi goodness ensues R&R plz
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Bubble Of Doom by roxas-for-president reviews
When Axel invades Roxas's bubble, things get violent. AkuRoku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Experimentation by Sensuality reviews
Sora and Riku do more than just science experimentation... Who knew what Sora saw the other night would make him question his own sexuality. RikuxSora ONE-SHOT.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Life As We Know It by Zaurac reviews
Roxas has just joined the organization and is trying to find his place. He believes he can feel and soon finds out the others can feel around him as well. Although, not everyone wants to feel, but some want to more then others. Akuroku and others.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Roxas, Axel
Confinement's Ease by Dragonrider4000 reviews
Light is under confinement, kept in a completely boring cell. Bound and under constant observation by L, while Ryuk laughs in the corner. What is Light’s view on the situation and what is so interesting about L’s sensual fingers. Sorry what? L x Light
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,339 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Nervous by impossiblyimpossible reviews
Axel and Roxas play a game of Nervous....
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Observation by boldly reviews
I watch you. Watching me. Green captures blue and I wonder, what are you doing in a place like this? AkuRoku. AU.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,732 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Axel, Roxas
Simply Delicious by Sami-Band reviews
AkuRou ONESHOT. Rated M. Axel and Roxas are having a general conversation. "I think you'd look hot with a tattoo." "I dont care what you think." "Tattoos are sexy." Funny how such a simple conversation can trigger off so many incidents. Summary sux
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,153 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Light in Darkness by Aoi-shi reviews
Short one-shot; slightly different take on L and Light's scene in the rain, and what happened afterward. Lemon/angst/etc.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Scared of spiders? by Feed Meh Bacon reviews
Axel finds out that his boyfriend Roxas is terrified of spiders, and when he makes Roxas angry Axel gets denied sex for a week. Axel being the horny freak he is plots through the days trying to get Roxas to change his mind. Lemons in later chapters. ;3
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Dirty Business by Silvite's Cry reviews
The café was always closed for a reason. If I tell you the pairing, that spoils half the fun. But it has Joshua. And really, there should be an 'erotica' category.
World Ends With You - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sanae H. - Complete
All Wrong by gildedirises reviews
Ed is finally home in Amestris, but nothing is the way he remembers it and his greatest reason for returning home doesn't seem to remember what they had before he left. Post-CoS AU Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,904 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Whatever L wants L gets by TheFlamingRainbow reviews
L alway's got whatever he wanted... with one ecxeption... Light-Kun. LXL, Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - L, Light Y.
It's Research! Seriously! by Kiharu Lamperouge reviews
Light and Co. happen to stumble upon L at an inopportune moment, but L covers like the genius he is. What happens when Light realizes what's really going on? Yaoi, LxLight. No like, no read. Rated M for a reason.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - L, Light Y.
Onomatopoeia by DarkBlysse reviews
Ed looked over his shoulder at Roy and felt a slight blush creep up his neck as Roy leaned forward to grab the book, pinning him against the bookshelf in the process. Roy/Ed, Yaoi, Lemon, Library!Sex
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Playing Games by cominghome28 reviews
There were times when I wanted to kill him. Wrap my fingers around his neck and just suck the life out of him. And then there were times when I wanted to taste him. Warning: Graphic yaoi
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Are You Lonesome, Tonight? by Safiyyah reviews
Mello owns the key to manipulation. He made a fake ad in the newspaper looking for a new intern to work under L out of anger/boredom...but it's far from an internship. Who knew knew Light would be so good at this "job?" LightxL. Slash/Cursing.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Light Y., L
30 Minutes or Less by sunsoara reviews
Dante comes home after a rough night fighting demons. When Nero stops by for a visit, what will the two men do while they wait for a pizza to be delivered? Dante/Nero WARNINGS: Yaoi, Language. For Mature Readers only.
Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Dante, Nero - Complete
Pinned by Sueona reviews
Light wants a break. While he isn’t watched by his enemy, he watches WWF and finds an interesting new game to play with L. Who would have thought wrestling could be very entertaining?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Be my Treat by Shattered.Ruby reviews
Summary: L takes a job at a sweets shop hoping to get some free sweets but instead get’s something sweeter L/Light four-shot! Two lemons though none first chapter slight limey though!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Light Y., L
Centrefold by Demus reviews
For Edward Elric to scream and rant at his commanding officer is nothing new, but why has he chosen to bring along a dubious publication called 'Big Boys in Uniform? And why has he gone such an interesting colour? MaesxRoy, hinted EdxRoy, mature content
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
The Importance of Wearing Shoes by Merkswinter reviews
Edward Elric has an unfortunate collision with Colonel Mustang’s desk. Roy is left to deal with the consequences...poor man. RoyxEd MxM Yaoi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,486 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.
Some Things Should Never be Done by TenshiOnna reviews
Axel has a request of Roxas. A simple Halloween costume. But Roxas would rather die than wear this costume... AxelxRoxas
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
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Hello Beautiful reviews
On permanent hiatus
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Roy M., Edward E.
Shower Suicide reviews
What would you do if you felt you could never see the ones you love again.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Edward E.
Halloween Costume Party reviews
Halloween in Central and Roy needs a costume. Cross dressing and stupid antics. Rated for language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
I look at him lying there reviews
Ed came close to death again and feelings are shown. EdxRoy and mention of other relations rated for later chapters. Flames are welcomed.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Edward E., Roy M.