Johanna Xarricken
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Joined 09-24-08, id: 1701333, Profile Updated: 09-15-12
Author has written 6 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Legend of Zelda, Fight Club, and Inception.

I'm a restless soul whose body doesn't have the energy to follow it.

I am a part of the Mirkwoodian Empire, one of the largest hordes in the game Dagorhir. I dress up in funny clothes and beat my friends with foam covered sticks.

I enjoy singing.

I use a sling. You know, like Ayla from COTCB? Yeah.

I have a problem with TLoZ canon. So, I'm throwing it out the window. Currently in the specs is a series of epic proportions.

Credit to tehyoungNERD for the Triforce Pokemon card. :)

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What I Don't Like About You by Trombe reviews
A prince struggles to change his destiny. An unforgiving waterbender tries to see past the betrayal. Fate has decreed them to be enemies from the start but the heart cares not for the laws of the universe. AU ZUTARA starting from the Boiling Rock.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 382,622 - Reviews: 2264 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Enslaved by sharkflip reviews
A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,414 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Katara, Zuko
The Customer Is (Not) Always Right by Xandra Fox reviews
Follow the chronicles of Rupin the Gear Peddler as he scams unaware customers, tolerates irritating co-workers, and attempts to conquer his first world problems. Skyward Sword, as told through the eyes of a cynical shopkeeper.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 125,067 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Rupin
Like Father, Like Daughter by Nikkel reviews
The many growing-up and postwar tales of a phoenix that burns everything he touches, and a dragon that grins in the ashes. Ozai and Azula. [No incest][Discontinued]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 28,247 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/27/2015 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Azula, Ozai - Complete
play it, sam but i forget how it goes by hyacinthian reviews
Barney/Robin drabbles for each episode of the series.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 208 - Words: 56,571 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Embers by Vathara reviews
Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 91 - Words: 757,722 - Reviews: 9270 - Favs: 7,235 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Zuko, Iroh - Complete
The Sun Soul by 50caliberchaos reviews
[Complete] The world is a dangerous, deadly place, and mankind vies for its very existence on a planet prowled by terrifying monsters and powerful creatures. Ash of Pallet Town, a talented trainer who knows this all too well sets out to change everything. Along the way he meets colorful characters, makes potent allies and wicked enemies, and crashes into a plot spanning all Kanto.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 347,030 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 3,939 - Follows: 2,367 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Distorted Reality by Ogro reviews
Two years after losing the war, a bitter and cynical Aang is told by the Avatar spirits that he has to relive his adventures - this time, with Zuko and Azula at his side in a war against the Water Tribes. New summary, same story. AU. [Discontinued until further notice]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 224,106 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Aang - Complete
The Fun and Perky Warrior's Wolf Tail by Lavanya Six reviews
A storehouse for my various short stories related to AtLA.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 93 - Words: 89,791 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Toph, Suki
The Tale of Lu Ten: Alternative Ending by Zorroami reviews
Continuation of my original story- if Lu Ten had lived. Please read the Original -600 Days- before reading this. Otherwise a lot of things won't make sense.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,277 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Lu Ten, Iroh
Legend of Zelda: Child of the Sun by Author of Doom Rin reviews
What if Link had never come to the Kokiri, fostered instead by another race? Raised as a child of the desert, Link comes to Hyrule to learn the ways of royalty. As the adventure unfolds, a troubling question arises. Can Link betray his own King? Oot AU LZ
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 226,595 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Link, Ganondorf
Firelight by nikipinz reviews
Sequel to Broken Dragon. I strongly advise reading that one first. Tyzula, Maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 77 - Words: 212,747 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Azula, Mai - Complete
Stranger In Your Mind by Port-of-Seas reviews
Mal returned to reality without her husband, but that doesn't stop her from trying to bring him home.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Mal, D. Cobb
Sophomores by rockyyy reviews
Sequel to "We Were Merely Freshmen".
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 108,140 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Arnold, Helga
The Lonely God by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Link ponders the nature of his curse and Termina. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Link - Complete
In the Madhouse by Ciceronis reviews
After the war, Azula finds herself locked away in a mental asylum. There she is forced to confront her past...while matching wits with a sadistic doctor.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,040 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Azula - Complete
The World without the War by S-Michael reviews
What would the world of Avatar be like if it wasn't for the war? It turns out it's no utopia. Firelord Iroh sends Azula to warn the Water Tribes not to pull anything, while in the Earth Kingdom rebels and bandits gather under the banner of Toph Bei-Fong.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 78,147 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Azula, Sokka
ab igne ignem capere by sangi reviews
In another world, Azula was born first. In another world, Azula wasn't the favorite. [Permanently incomplete.]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,196 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Azula
On Someone Else's Shore by Red Bess Rackham reviews
During his time in limbo searching for Saito, Dom finds someone who isn't waiting to die alone – he's already dead. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Sirius B., D. Cobb - Complete
Sokka: Master of the Black Sword by The Jade Knight reviews
My name is Sokka. I have been called many things: idiot, genius, Snoozles. But I am still just a guy with a boomerang in a world of mysterious magics. This is a story of a warrior, four forbidden scrolls, a white wolf and a clouded heart -Tokka-
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 223,724 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sokka, Toph
I Am Not Jack's Face by Alliriyan reviews
I came to realise, in a whirling of chaos and cities and instinct like a homing missile that we chose to call déjà vu; no one had ever seen his face. The strutting, shagging, lye-searing simulacra; the true tyrant of fight club: Tyler Durden.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Final Exam by Magnusrae reviews
A young archer wants to prove she is worthy of being the best of the best. But while her technical skills are great, she lacks the proper yu-yan attitude. Will traveling with a banished Prince help her find her true path? Season one; NO romance.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,004 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Complete
Avatar Aang: An Annotated Bibliography by The Big Rocky Eye reviews
How will the historians of the future see Aang and his friends? What books and stories will they write about them? Find out in the driest, most academic fanfic you'll ever read!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Aang
The Reign of Ganon by The Gemini Sage reviews
Ocarina of Time adapt; discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Link, Zelda
LoZ: A Link to the Future by Woodsballer reviews
The future is finally here. But some struggles never change. A traditional Legend of Zelda with a modern setting. Rated T for violence. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,295 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Because The Heart Never Lies by iceprincessforever reviews
When Arnold's father's journal is mysteriously burned he lashes out. He deems Helga the culprit and cuts her out of his life, but did Helga really do it? Or is something more sinister at play? *COMPLETE*
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 82 - Words: 282,495 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
More than a Program by Tomboy-014 reviews
How did Tex escape? Why did Gamma spontaneously eject? What happened to York's left eye? So much happened in such a short time during the downfall of Project Freelancer.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Meeting by clockworkchaos reviews
Toph and Zuko may be great at breakouts but they're a bit less well equipped for the delicate art of negotiation. Sequal to avocadolove's rampage. Done with permission
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,836 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/27/2009 - D. Jackson, Zuko - Complete
What Will Survive of Us by Aristeia reviews
The need for closure leads them to discover just how deeply they affected others. Oneshots featuring various characters. Chapter 3 - Lu Ten sees his cousins one last time before leaving for his first battle.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Lu Ten, Zuko
Reconstructed Destinies by DJNS reviews
Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 298,444 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Church's Crusade by St-Bazza reviews
This is a Red Vs. Blue fanfic, set after episode 100. However it also assumes that the events of Reconstruction do not happen. This fic deals with Church's attempts to forget about the loss of Tex
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Complete
A Fight I've Already Lost by Mordred LeFay reviews
Quick 3pg story concurrent with the events of Fight Club. How one discontented office worker discovers fight club.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
Beyond the Rising Sun by justcallmefaye reviews
COMPLETE. Post Series. In the end, it would be about growing up and looking back and moving on and finding out that some things only grow stronger with time. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,592 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - [Zuko, Katara] Aang, Azula - Complete
brave soldier girl comes marching home by Serendipity1 reviews
Toph returns to her parents to find things have changed since she’s left home.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Toph - Complete
Broken Dragon by nikipinz reviews
Ty Lee visits Azula in prison, and subsequent action. Post-war obviously Rated T to be safe.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 74 - Words: 169,922 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
A Matter of Honor by Adridere reviews
COMPLETE - Almost 4 years after the war. Aang is engaged to Katara and is up to Zuko to teach him the facts of life. Yep, the bees and the birds. Crazy kings, bananas and the ultimate contest for the hand of a reluctant maiden. Zutara/Taang
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,294 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Toph, Aang - Complete
I Will Survive, I Will Endure by Dungeonwriter reviews
An AU to the night Ursa was forced to leave. Instead, Ursa made another choice and went down another dark path. And now, Azula questions why.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,231 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Ursa, Ozai
Just the Girl by Dungeonwriter reviews
Zuko finds help from a very unlikely source. Who knew a blind earthbender, a banished Prince and a retired general could take on the world? This chapter: The end and the beginning!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 96,765 - Reviews: 857 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
We Were Merely Freshmen by rockyyy reviews
Complete. Arnold and his friends' first year at Hillwood High. Title inspired by The Verve Pipe.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 76,376 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
Stormbenders by Fandomme reviews
S3 AU from FBM. Deep in the Fire Nation jungle, the Gaang meets a group of rogue water ninja who send Zuko and Katara on a mission to retrieve Ozai's secret battle plans.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 171,033 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 4,514 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Ozai's Vengeance by Fandomme reviews
Twelve years after the final battle, Zuko summons Katara to heal the victims of an epidemic spreading throughout the Fire Nation. Katara Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,597 - Reviews: 1279 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
Accountable by Dyce reviews
The war is over. Hermione Granger's life, while safer, is no less complicated. Victory has had unintended consequences which affect not only Hermione, but all those around her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 166,408 - Reviews: 1888 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/18/2007 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Tempest in a Teacup by AkaVertigo reviews
Fate puts Katara in the Fire Nation to grow up in the company of a Dragon, a prince, and a lot of good tea. AU Zutara...of a sort.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,018 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 4,307 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
When All Your Dreams Come True by Atiaran reviews
AU during the First Season. Zuko has finally captured Aang and returned to the Fire Nation. He couldn't be happier. Really, he couldn't. Warning: Very dark. Rated M for violent themes.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,273 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Zuko - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 238 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
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To Be Courageous reviews
"When legend becomes fact, print the legend." Truer words have never been spoken. What was the world really like during Link's adventures in Hyrule? The history penned by Zelda and her scribes can hardly be trusted, and this tale is the key as to why.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,576 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/15 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Link, Navi
Don't Be Like Me
His father's last words told him to change. How much will it take to change everything?
Crossover - Fight Club & Inception - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Complete
Another Circle Complete reviews
Termina, after a hundred years, worships the hero.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Cremia - Complete
The FN Comet reviews
This is the story of secrets, and how one woman was saved, even when she never expected she needed to be saved.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Mai
Now It's Good reviews
Just a short little oneshot. Right before Southern Raiders.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Katara, Toph - Complete
The Breakfast Gaang reviews
Right before the final battle, Sokka needs a change in the routine. What better than to visit the local breakfast eatery?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete