Name: Silver (though my real name is Julia)
Age: 13. OR AM I...DUN DUN DUN (Yeaaaah...I am...)
Location: Wouldn't you like to know?
Gender: Female

Favorite Hetalia Couples: Spamano :D (my OTP)

1. PruCan
2. USUK
3. FrUk (Yeah..I like both...SUE ME!)
4. Russia x France (is there even a pairing name for that XD)
5. GerIta
6. DenNor
7. IceHong
8. LietPol
9. SuFin
10. Giripan

Top 10 Favorite Hetalia Characters:

10) France
9) Lithuania
8) Poland
7) Russia
6) Britain
5) America
4) Canada
3) Romano
2) Prussia
1) SPAIN!

Top 10 Favorite Pokemon:

10) Espeon

9) Gardevoir

8) Dragonite

7) Malamar

6) Meowstic

5) Blaziken

4) Sylveon

3) Venusaur

2) Empoleon

1) Ampharos!!!

Top 10 favorite Harry Potter Characters:

10) Ron

9) Snape

8) Dumbledore

7) Ginny

6) Hermione

5) Harry

4) Draco

3) Dobby

2) Hedwig (XD)

1) Sirius!!!

Top 10 Favorite Soul Eater Characters:

10) Spirit (Death Scythe)

9) Lord Death

8) Black Star

7) Tsubaki

6) Medusa

5) Maka

4) Stein

3) Soul

2) Crona

1) Death the Kid!!!

10% Alien
20% Comedian
30% Misfit
40% Soul Eater Addict
50% British
60% American
70% Social Anxiety
80% Videogames
90% Three Days Grace
100% HETALIA!!!

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RIP Alexis Goode Nov 1998 - Oct 2013
Nobody can ever bully you again I miss you so much

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera.

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) It’s not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bar of soap for Christmas.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Julizzle XD

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Silver Owl ... THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AWESOME

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Elyse Willow

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= McgJu XD

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Black Icee lol

6 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Uclpaey (wtf is that...?)

7 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Anne Francis

8 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Buddy OR Bloody Oreo OR Bloody Apollo.
You choose lol

YOUR GUY SIDE:

(X)You love hoodies.
(X)You love jeans.
(x)Dogs are better than cats.
(X) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x)Shopping is torture.
(x)Sad movies suck.
()You own/ed an X-Box.
(x)Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
()At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(X)You watch sports on TV.
(x)Gory movies are cool.
()You go to your dad for advice.
()You own like a trillion baseball caps.
()You like going to high school football games.
(x)You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
()Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(X)It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
(X)Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favourite colours.
(X)You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
()Sports are fun.
(X)Talk with food in your mouth.
()Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

(X)You wear lip gloss/stick.
()You love skirts.
()Cats are better than dogs.
()You love to shop.
()You wear eyeliner.
(X)You wear the colour pink.
(X) Go to your mum for advice.
(X)Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.
(X)You like hanging out at the shopping center. (so long as I'm not shopping and if I am it's for something I want _)
()You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
(X)You like wearing jewelery.
()Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
()You don't like the movie Star Wars.
()You were in gymnastics/dance.
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(X)You smile a lot more than you should.
()You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
(X)You care about what you look like.
()You like wearing dresses when you can.
()You like wearing body perfume.
(X)You love the movies.
()Used to play with dolls as little kid.
()Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 10

Lol that's just sad...