MadisonScarlettLeVal/AhmyaAkiyama-RainPrincess/Swiftwatcher

Hello, pups. I probably should have put this note up a long time ago, but I guess it slipped. Here is the note: I will be off of the site for some time. I don't know for how long, but I'll be gone. I currently have writer's block (yes, I believe in that), and I am trying to "recover." So, chao. I'll hopefully see you soon, pups.

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This is my main account, my backup account is EliseEdenRavenclaw. I also have a Wattpad account called Swiftwatcher01.

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"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother."

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . . e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy

Hogwarts:

“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus” means, “Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon.”

You Know You're a Writer When:

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen/thought something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

(I am all of these...)

Updates:

3-10-2018 - 9:00-10:00 pm

3-11-2018 - 8:00-8:30 pm, 3:50-4:05 pm

3-14-2018 - 7:15-8:06 pm

3-16-2018 - 8:10-9:10 am

3-18-2018 - 7:42-7:46 am

5-11-2018 - 8:49-8:53 pm

5-30-2018 - 12:57-1:02 pm

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says, "Oh sh*t...she's awake."