Oriana: Well hello there, are you here to give me your eternal soul as tribute?

no?

NO?!?!?!?!?

That's too fuckin' bad cause I'm gonna take it anyway! HELL YEAH BITCHES!!!!!!

Anyways...

Name: Oriana (but you still wont find me assholes XD ) Vivian: She's crazzy Ori: there's three z's in crazzzy, silly. duh)

B-Day: November 22 1996. Remember that day...

Age: Born in 1996, you do the math. But I've been reading M fictions since i was 9 and a half (I'm not even kidding) so that should tell you I won't really sound like one.

RACE: Were all African in the end, some of us more than others...

In Miami, Florida, America, or Berlin/Frankfurt, Germany.

Things I Like:

~Pudding, of all kinds! I'm an equal opportunity Pudding-Eater

~Anime/Manga

~Well written stories of all kinds

~Yaoi/Yuri

~WAtching TV on the internet (It fills me with glee, but not the singing children kind, thats just disgusting, although)

~I really like, no, LOVE Orochimaru!!!!!!!

Personality:

Insane

Tendency towards obsession with

~Anime or manga

~Money

~Orochimaru

Slightly less violent than I was in the First through fifth grade

Thats all for Now

THINGS I SAY ALOT:

"that's what she said"

"Your mom"

"das ist was sie gesagt hat" (thats what she said in german)

"yeah well, FUCK YOU"

Which coincides with

"How Hard?"

"Gigglesnort!"

"I did your mom"

"Dont make me hurt you"

"I love you too"

"Now that we're alone..."

"Your Point is?"

"Dammit Sakura"

"I Pity the Fool"

"Im not fat, my titties are just big"

"Holy Fuck on a Shit sandwich"

"Its funny cause youre fat"

And,

"My Breasts disagree with you."

"Your level of Mindfuckery is nowhere near mine!"

And when you manage to especially please me I say:

"YES! I shall grant you sexual favors in return for your valiant deeds!!!"

But it really doesn't happen more than once every two weeks.

And this only counts for flat chested people, but sometimes when you're talking, i look at you chest and get distracted. When you snap your fingers at me to wake me up, the first thing I'll say is:

"Hehe, your boobs are small..."