Hahhh...can't believe I'm editing this thinger again, well, whatever. Gotta keep with the times. Let's just put it this way folks, I'm a young man living in the USA (Where? Only certain people who have gained my trust...or something...can know that) Who enjoys writing, playing various games, and drawing, yeah, I sound real interesting, don't I?

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Name: You'd like to know that, wouldn't you? Those who know me call me Pyro, those who don't know me call me that too, so...call me Pyro, any additives, such as 'Lord', 'Master', or 'Great and Mighty Lord of Eternal Flames' Are completely optional, but reccomended.
Age: 18, or maybe that's what I just want you to think...
Gender: Male
Favorite Shows: Whos Line is it Anyway, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Ruroni Kenshin, Trigun, Fullmetal Alchemist, The Batman
Favorite Music: Weird Al, Symphony X, Various Game Soundtracks and such, Juno Reactor, various older music

I perfer to write romance, you see, so here's where my thoughts on pairing stand...

Favorite Couples:

Golden Sun
Aquashipping (Piers/Mia)
Windshipping (Ivan/Sheba)
Oldersiblingshipping (Felix/Hama)
Valeshipping (Isaac/Jenna)
Proxshipping (Saturos/Menardi or Agatio/Karst)

Final Fantasy
Freya/Fratley
Freya/Amarant
Zidane/Garnet
Rydia/Edge

Fire Emblem
Erk/Nino
Wil/Rebecca
Hector/Florina
Kent/Fiora
Heath/Priscilla
Guy/Priscilla
Matthew/Serra
Eliwood/Ninian

DC Comics
Robin (Dick Grayson)/Batgirl (Barbara Gordon)
Beast Boy/Raven
Jericho/Kole
Slade/Adeline
Robin(Tim Drake)/Miss Martian
Robin (Dick Grayson)/Wonder Girl (Donna Troy)
I'd add more, but the list is collossal...

I HATE ANY Yaoi or Yuri pair. HATE!

Muses: I only have four of them now, and they all belong to me. ME! No stealing!

Name: Heiei, Muse of Plot
Age: 16
Bio: A young swordsman, spawned from the twisted bowels of my own mind for an FFX story. Seeing that he was my creation, it seemed only natural to make him my lead muse. Heiei is usually calm and serious, and he doesn't anger easilly, though he has a crazy side that can emerge in the right circumstances. He's the more optimistic one, and tends to argue with Kai quite a bit.
Weapons: Bloodstar-(curved saber), White Magic

Name: Rika, Muse of Character
Age: Unknown (I seriously don't know...around 17 maybe?)
Bio: An Umbreon from a few unpublished pokemon fics I did, she's usually very calm and collected, but can have some pretty bad mood swings and is sometimes very hyper or very overconfident, or very angry. Nevertheless, she's usually the voice of reason between the other muses, despite being a 3 foot tall black cat thing... She tends to stick around Heiei, though she gets in arguments with him at times, and those can be fierce, though that isn't very often.
Weapons: Claws, Fangs, and Dark Energies

Name: Fade (Garridan Rauschom), Muse of Romance
Age: 17
Bio: If I were to describe him in one word, it would be 'Playboy.' Fade is the ultimate playboy. He will hit on anything attractive, female, and human. he has quite a long history, but I won't go into it here, 'cause that'd take way too much space. He's an anti-hero, a theif, and a huge flirt. He's half-water spirit, and quite the pretty boy because of it. He's cynnical, sarcastic, and doesn't take thing seriously a lot of the time.
Weapons: Long knife, Ability to turn invisible, Super-Speed, Ability to liquify his body, underwater breathing

Name: Kai, Muse of Action
Age: 23
Bio: A Burmecian Dragoon from an unpublished FF9 work, At first Kai was spawned at random, but grew into one of my favorite OCs, he's Puck's older brother, and as such, also happens to be a prince of Burmecia, though, like Puck he ran from the city to live his life the way he wanted to. He's sarcastic, cynnical, yet still pretty good natured. Though he is rather overconfident at times. He spends most of his free time lounging, watching TV, and so on, though he's a skilled spearfighter and not someone to be taken lightly.
Weapons: Spear, Dragoon abilities

These would be the good authors that I reccomend. Seriously, they're good.

Golden Sun:
Midnight C
Triad Orion
EchoKazul
Mesoforte
Joker's Specter
Tetra Seleno
Griffinkhan
SirGecko
Pureauthor
Sunrunner

Final Fantasy:
Yamiboo
The Curse of ADHD
Verdin

Fire Emblem:
Meelu the Bold
Sardonic Kender Smile
Shrilanka-San

Pokemon:
Buwaro
Sandstone
Flameboo
Silver Dragon 2488

Quotes:
"Dude...can I play your arm?" My Friend in a joke
"Excuse me while I snipe a bee with Windex..." Me
"And it was dubbed 'Freaky'" Me
"Why are you throwing produce at me?" Me
"Ooh, a big rock! Ooh, a bigger rock!" My Friend
"Know the wrath of the chicken!" Garfield
"This guy's really ticking me off, can I kill him yet?" Eiko-FF9
"This body is a sword, and this place, a burial ground. Those who wish to die, come forth!" Ranmaru-Samurai Warriors
"And what if I threw kittens at you, Tadakatsu? Would you kill them too?" Shingen-Samurai Wrriors 2
"You're like...a bad case of the scabies, Kenshin." Shingen-Samurai Warriors 2
"You'll have to pay to get through here...and it's not cheap, let me tell you..." Pang Tong-DW4
"What the deuce? Half-man, half-machine. Why, with that technology, I could escape their wretched harridans! GO CYBORG!" Stewie-Family Guy
"Wow. And I thought Saturos and Merdani had issues." Sheba-GS: TLA.
"I'm just too pretty, seriously!" Zelos-ToS
"Diao Chan asked me to Kill Dong Zhuo, so I did." Lu Bu-DW5
"This looks like a job for Zhang Liao!" Zhang Liao-DW5

If you be a Teen Titans fan or a DC fan in general, and dislike Yaoi and Yuri in all forms, please, come to this board:

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