If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Lucky is just a normal leprechaun who wants his frickin' cereal!)

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?"

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. You already know this, look at the copy and paste thing above. Learn to sleep with your eyes open. He He He He.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

-If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name...copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public

I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves splashed it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Boys are like trees-the lucky ones take 50 years to grow up.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Labels are for cans. And in case you haven't noticed-Im not a can.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complament.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the monent you let go, they'll catch on.

It will be as if I never existed

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

You're just jealous because we act stupid in public and people still love us!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.

I'm sweaty and muddy, my muscles ache, my knees have no skin, my shins are bruised, the coach yells at me, the ref's againced me, and you'd better believe I love soccer!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I often break out with random dance moves

Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RA ME, Love starts with YOU AND ME.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when when the world just wants you to frown.

Life is simple, eat, sleep, soccer.

Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.

He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the last rose died.

If a kiss were a raindrop, I'd send you showers. If hugs were a second, I'd send you hours. If smiles were water, I'd send you the sea. If love was a person, I'd send you me.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

imagine, if you will, a world without hypothetical situations.

I'm right 90 of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I'm not paraniod... but I know that you think I am.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Every time I see your face my heart smiles.

Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.

Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

If you can't get him off your mind then maybe he's supposed to be there.

Take a chance. Because you never know how absolutely perfect something could turn out to be.

Cracks in the concrete are just reminders that you can crack no matter how strong you are.

Sometimes, in order to not fall apart, you have to give up what keeps you together.

I may look safe, but as soon as we get alone... I WILL EAT YOU!!

To put it nicely, I hope you choke. Ok, love ya, BYE!

Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia!

I think it's sweet that you miss me enough to talk about me behind my back.

Twilight -- it's not an obsession, it's a lifestyle.

If I were a dog and you were a flower, I'd pick up my leg and give you a shower!!

An early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

You think I'm so tough, but I just never let you see me cry.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film.

Love is like the wind, you can't see it, but you can feel it.

Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

Six million souls in the world, sometimes all you need is one.

I hate to burst your bubble... but you arn't as scary as you think you are.

Maybe the truth is we let our hearts get broken to see who will fix them.

It's ok pluto! I'm not a planet either...

Aim for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land amung the stars.

You don't need to live forever, you just need to live.

I have a halo, but my horns hold it up.

Not everything is black and white, there are always some gray areas.

Stay away from my candy and no one gets hurt!

"Teenagers scare the living shit out of me" HAHA!! We scare you? Try being us!

OK, so there's this little, rainy, town called Forks, and I desperately want to live there.

I've never seen anyone so prone to life threatening idiocy.

Every book has an ending. In life, every ending is a beginning.

You know you're in love when he doesn't meet your expectations, he makes you forget about them.

Don't worry, I'm just awesome.

I'm just me. (It's that simple.)

ake is the new trend. Holy shit girl, you're in style! A first, huh?

I promise to love you forever - every single day of forever.

Look after my heart, I've left it with you.

Twilight again. Another ending. No matter how perfect each day is, it always has to end.

You're wrong you know, you are worth it.

Time passes, even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.

And somehow, life goes on. Even when you don't want it to.

So you love me... again. Whatever.

PROCRASTINATION QUEEN! Hail me... later.

Imperfection is beauty, Madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely rediculous than absolutely boring.

Trees would like to kick my ass for all the paper that I've wasted writing hearts around your name.

Every guy that comes into a girls life takes a chunk of her heart. Then the right guy comes along who will give his heart to make her's whole again.

Maybe the truth is that we all need to face our fears and live our life a little.

Your right to smoke ends when it interferes with my right to BREATHE!

I want to be known as the girl that always smiles, even when her heart is broken. And the one who could brighten anyone's day even when she couldn't brighten her own.

Never forget the people who made you who you are.

You know silence is loud when all you can hear is your heart.

Good friends do your homework for you but a best friend will do your homework and then get all the answers wrong on purpose.

I knew something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't speak to me...

I like you. What? I LIKE YOU! Oh, I know. I just like hearing you say it.

If you can't ignore an insult, top it. if you can't top it, laugh it off. If you can't laugh it off then it's probably deserved.

I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter.

Please don't throw your cigarette on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

There she goes, so perfectly, the flawless I wish I could be.

Even when you go to sleep, you can still hear your name in my heartbeat.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

Unique is an understatement, I'm just messed up!

Just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying and even though she acts like everything is alright, maybe, just maybe, she's really good at lying.

I don't want to fit in! I want to stand out. I want the world to know I was here, that I made a difference.

I've built a wall, not to keep anybody out, just to see who loves me enough to break through it.

People say hate is a strong word, but so is love, and people throw that around all the time like it's nothing.

Everyone has a weakness; the one thing that brings someone to their knees no matter how strong they are. For some, it's money. For others, it's love.

See I just love the feeling knowing that I can make you smile.

You call me a bitch like that's a bad thing...

When you call me and my best friend a bitch we just laugh because we knew that WAY before you did.

I dare you to move.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power then we will know peace.

I've seen love die way too many times when it deserved to be alive.

We could sit around and cry, but frankly you're not worth it anymore.

Anyone who uses the phrase "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has NEVER tried taking candy from a baby...

I love you. Always have, always will.

The clouds I can handle, but I can't fight an eclipse.

You can't just stop loving someone. Either you never have or you always will.

When life gives you a hundered reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense...

I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun!

And she says she doesn't care, but the look in her eyes tells a whole different story

You think I'm sarcastic? Well then, watch me pretend to care.

My soul was removed to make room for all this sarcasm.

I want to do more than just exist...

I'm real. Just because you can't see me doesn't mean I'm not. I have feelings. You can't see the air, but you know it's there.

True friends only make you cry from laughing too hard.

I'll keep you safe from danger, you'll never hurt again.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one so then I will never need to live a day without you.

I don't wanna forget how your voice sounds

Best friends dance like we're retarded, laugh like we're freaks, sing like we're on drugs, but hey, we're having fun.

I love you and that's all I really know.

It makes me anxious to be away from you.

TEAM ROSALIE: because deep down we all think she's awesome.

TEAM JASPER: because he can snap at me anytime.

TEAM JACOB: because he imprinted on me.

TEAM ESME: because she's the coolest mother ever.

TEAM EMMETT: because we all love a guy with muscles.

TEAM EDWARD: because we wish all guys were this perfect.

TEAM CARLISLE: because all doctors should be this hot.

TEAM BELLA: because she's Edward's girl.

TEAM ALICE: because seeing things before they happen rocks.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

I'm hyper all the time.

I get along with most guys better than girls... weird huh? well i don't care.

I'm random. Deal with it.

I love to laugh!