She's had enough! The Yellow Diamond decides it's time to go to Earth and deal with "Rose Quartz" herself. Fortunately, Steven has a plan. (NOTE: Set after "Bubbled", incorporating elements from "Steven's Dream", "I Am My Mom", "The Trial" and "A Single Pale Rose" onward. "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" references abound.)

Blue divorced her husband to marry the woman that captured her heart, yellow. a detective who was working on a case that cost her husband his freedom. blue is happy with her new partner but how does her daughter, pink feel about it and more importantly, what does her ex husband think about it. AU