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Holyshit I'm Back! I swear!

Everything worked out..kinda, it's still working out. But I'm back and I'm going to pick up where I left.

Hai! So I'm Pooch, Poochell or what ever else suites your fancy, I'm not difficult.
I'm a liberal Dutchbag and a active passivist, born on the 17th of november 1994.

I love the simple things in life and and for the last two years I've been traveling throughout the world.
Countries I've been are; USA (Rhode Island), Spain, Italy, France, Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Australia and New Zealand.

To stay true to the nature of my homeland, I'm a bit cynical but I try to look on the brighter side of things. I like to smoke, sing (although the two don't quite agree, don't worry, I'm going for a Tom Waits kinda thing if all else fails) draw, write, have debates, play games, drink tea and watch the tellie and be an over all retard on the internet. Sometimes I RP.

My goal in life is try not to die before the age of 35 so that I can maybe have my shit together and enjoy it for longer than two weeks. (spoiler, I'm never going to get my shit together.)

I dress like a hobo and you can buy my love with food.

In case anyone is really curious, yes this picture is actually me and yes that facial expression is sexy as hell.

At the moment I'd just like to get these stories out and maybe I'll write more later on if I feel like it, I have an idea for something that is clishé as hell but frick it, that's what I like about it. If there are any request for medicore writing or any idea's feel free to humbug me, I'm not difficult and a reletavely fast writer.

I'm aware of my strange Ira-meri-strali-ish writing style. Having been taught English with mainly British spelling, being bombarded by American culture here and having inherited some serious Australian tones in my speech has pretty much mocked up my general English.

Projects in the making;

-Awkward; Naruto AU fic.

summery: Naruto decides to give a sleepover and invites his redhead friend.

More than a thousand words; Naruto Au fic.

Being a struggling artist is a shitty lifestyle that people choose. Being a struggling artist without a muse or inspiration is down right maddening.

Life quote:

I know I look like a hipster but that's cause I'm actually poor you dick.

I'm like a dog, feed me once and I'll love you for life.

Hey! I'm like herpese, once I'm in your system I pop up at random and inconvenient moments!