I am just a potato writing or listing some stories I enjoy so... enjoy?

Gender - Male

Name - Your think one up and ill see if I like it.

Likes - Anime, Naruto , sometimes school, MARCHING BAND , and so much more

dislikes- forgotten stories I grew to like. umm that's really it other than Jerks.

So stay tuned for my channel!

Problems I have with some Naruto stories on this site.

1. He gets WAY to much power to quickly.

2. He's like thirteen or twelve and people will make him *ahem* More then well endowed.

3. Harems. That's it. I can deal with 1 or 2 girls, but like half of Konoha and a Quarter of Kumo is to much.

4. Way to much Sasuke bashing. Everyone says how he got handed everything on a silver platter...When? When is this ever mentioned in the anime or Manga? Which I have Seen and read a lot of them. How would you feel if your entire Family was killed and then you had to watch it over and over for 72 hours. F*cking horrible. You could also say Naruto never had a family. However Sasuke had to live with the memory of his family which is Horrible. I'd say Kishimoto wanted them to have a relatable backstory, but have Sasuke be stronger so when he and Naruto fought it would show how much Naruto progressed. And people make him arrogant like a spoiled prince and I swear if I read one more of him being super Emo I or *spoiled* Ill rip out my hair... I just released a TSUNAMI of emotion.

5. Sakura bashing. I have mixed feelings on her but people just make her seem like a B*tch.

6. Dark Naruto x Hinata. Do I really have to explain myself. Naruto is an evil mastermind and He falls for shy, timid, Hinata? Also people say that she isn't a fan girl... She is the BIGGEST Naruto fangirl. which are many in Dark Naruto stories. Well, some at least.

7.Tails/Ears. Physically Impossible and Stupid. Unless everyone has one. Then its ok. I guess.

8. Kyuubi leaving the seal. IT CAN'T LEAVE THE SEAL OR HE DIES! HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN CANON!

9. Training inside said seal. Impossible and a stupid concept with no science behind it.

10. Lemons. One every now and then to show love is fine but just lust is infuriating. and Inappropriate. Some Authors do it right, while some do it wrong.

11. Naruto's *Demon Treatment*. Only one thing in canon says Naruto is ever abused. Which is when The man pushes him and throws the mask at him. NO ABUSE EVER HAPPENED! This will sometimes build character but still. Some take it way to far.

12. Statistics on when Naruto gets a *power up*

-7 feet tall

-Hair that goes down his back

-Gets random colors thrown in.

-Gets Some type of power/bloodline.

-Instantly masters said Power/Bloodline.

-Instantly Kage level of power.

and when he usually talks down the Uchiha for bragging by doing the same thing. makes me instantly leave.Also he is still 13.

13. When he Randomly masters Techniques. I once read a story that the author tried to speed along way to fast. Naruto had gotten *power* in wave. it was weird. I don't know.Then he said 5 days later was the chunin exams. and then in the prelims he uses a Jonin level sword technique that He didn't know before...WHEN DID HE LEARN IT.

That is all for now. Pardon my mistakes and rambles.

Things I LIKE in Naruto stories.

1-Hit realization. You may ask whats that? HR ( Hit Realization) Is when a character gets injured in a fight say , breaks his wrist, and the wrist stays broken through the fight. where he cant use it as well as the other.

2-When Naruto loses and then learns from his mistakes. makes it more enjoyable that way.

3- When Naruto gets the Cursed mark. love these stories.

4-When he is ambidextrous. Just love it.

5- parents alive stories. Love them so much. Especially when he's neglected. I'm an odd person.

6-When he and Sasuke are Best friends.

7- If Naruto goes into ANBU.

8- Custom bloodline stories. So inventive. BUT he can't instantly master it.

9- When he stays to Canon. I guess.

That's it.

READ BLACKwolf501's SHARINGAN DEVIL! BEST ON FANFICTION.NET IF YOU ASK ME.