"Would you please help me get out of here?" asked Ales. "That depends a good deal on where you plan to leave to," said the Mockingbird. "I don't care where, as long as I get away from Wonderland" "Oh, you're sure to do that, but the only way is through death"

Deadpool, down on his luck and still trying to be a better person, inadvertently stumbles upon a rather deadly damsel in distress. With no one else around, Wade is determined to be her knight in shining armour, whether she wants him to be or not.