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Fruit on the Vine by Lips of Frost reviews
Tobi learns how to love. Deidara remains oblivious to everything, but not for long. A story revolving around fruit. TobiDei, Spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,113 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 8/29/2014 - Deidara, Obito U.
Empty Spaces by Kalira69 reviews
Something drives Tobirama out of bed late into the night; it isn't exactly Madara's place to soothe it, no more than it was to put him to bed, but . . . well, someone needs to. Why not him? (Pre-relationship.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Flatulence by bashfulglowfly reviews
To his great embarrassment, Madara commits a very public faux pas... ...or does he? Sequel to "Madara Wants Revenge"
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/5 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Glass monster by Tuliharja reviews
Madara has finally succeed in creating a beautiful glass monster…or has he? One-shot. AU. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/7 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
50 Shades of Hidan's Hair by CosmicSerpent525 reviews
A realistically written example of how a KakuHida romance might start- aggressively. After a physical fight ends in something suggestive, Hidan fights an attraction to Kakuzu. Kakuzu sees this as an opportunity to manipulate his partner into being less annoying, and more... submissive.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,338 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Under the Stars by UnknownRegion reviews
Just your usual romantic dinner starring Madara and Tobirama. [One-shot]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2018 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Working Late by Kalira69 reviews
Tobirama returns from a mission in the middle of the night and discovers how Madara handles himself when left behind in the village.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/17/2018 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
The Make-Out Tactic by SeverNSkull
Obito has been thinking about Kakashi a lot, even after the massacre. In fact, he may have been thinking about him even more and upon trying to find out if he likes men in general or just Kakashi, he ends up finding the truth about himself. (Part three of Our Tragic Paradise)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,182 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/29/2018 - [Kakashi H., Obito U.] Itachi U. - Complete
(No) Ulterior Motive by Kalira69 reviews
After having to take the time and effort to chivvy Tobirama away from work and - finally - to bed the night before, Madara is woken by his lover far earlier than either of them should be awake. Fortunately Tobirama has something more reasonable than getting back to work on his mind for now. (Sequel to Terrible Pillow)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2018 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Workday Diversion by Kalira69 reviews
Tobirama drops by Madara's office with some papers for him to sign, and makes mention of a new jutsu he's working on, and if he slips something else in between, well. . . Madara's hardly complaining, is he? (Written for MadaTobi Week, Day 2)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2018 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
Midday Heat by Kalira69 reviews
Madara may get more than he bargained for when he traipses out to hound Tobirama from his midday swim. For that matter, Tobirama might be getting something more than he could ever have expected. (Written for MadaTobi Week, Day 1)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2018 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
One More Night by Sallvation reviews
This is a short KakuHida one shot. It entails the zombie duo's last night together, before they meet their tragic end at the hands of Konoha. Also, this fic is loosely inspired from the song "One More Night" by Maroon 5. I just think it suits this pairing so much. So I decided to incorporate the lyrics subtly inside. Rated M for Hidan's cursing, violence and sexual themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,005 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2018 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Barn owl and snow leopard by Tuliharja reviews
"Did you know barn owls mate for life?" One-shot, MadaTobi, TobiMada.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2018 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] - Complete
pretty by catscraddle22 reviews
Tobirama's too pretty for his sanity's sake; fluff, not to be taken too seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
Erm, that's a little Uncomfortable, isn't it, babe? by Pomodoridori reviews
Kisame finds himself in an awkward situation. Kakuzu is not helping. Hidan is a little shit and Itachi is haughty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2018 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Forest of Frost on the Windshield by redskiez reviews
They're snowed in and, only because of the cold, cuddles in front of the fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Deidara, Obito U.] - Complete
Red Glaze by 11cleyva reviews
Deidara falls for the one man that would be the hardest to love. (Takes place before Heart like Porcelain.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,679 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 9/26/2017 - [Deidara, Hidan] Akatsuki
Familiar Gestures by Aziord reviews
"This is so not the time or place for this." A Tumblr prompt that got out of hand.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2017 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
The Ugly, The Evil, The Random by RecountOurVices reviews
Collection of random one-shots about Akatsuki and his members. Not as serious as it sounds. Slash.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Akatsuki, Hidan, Obito U., Itachi U.
Tobi's Diary! by Gaybacon reviews
This is Tobi's diary. There's always something ineteresting going on inside the base, It's YAOI so come in and enjoy! *Wink Wonk* Rated M for language and now it has LEMON! Romance ahead in some chapters. Come on in and check it out, don't be shy. I don't bite...maybe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/18/2017 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Itachi U., Deidara, Obito U., Akatsuki
Night talks by avaritiaa reviews
Life would be boring if everything was easy, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
disrupted plan by JaiMesRaisons reviews
Their fight in the Kamui dimension didn't go as Obito had planned, though Kakashi is certainly not going to complain. - KakaObi - NSFW -
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 10/6/2017 - Kakashi H., Obito U.
Holy Union by Sailor Ship Staff reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu one shot. May make more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/4/2017 - Published: 11/3/2017 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Heart like Porcelain by 11cleyva reviews
Tobi witnesses Deidara one day and hears him speak his name during a sexual act. Tobi keeps the secret with him, only to find out Deidara has a soft spot for him but he would never say it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/26/2017 - Published: 6/29/2017 - [Obito U., Deidara] Akatsuki - Complete
Girl Scout by VTPM reviews
(KakuHida) A modern crack prompt story in which Kakuzu really wishes this priest would stop showing up at his door every Sunday to try and guilt him to come to his church but in reality he really doesn't mind- [I'm sorry]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2017 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Immortal Heart by AkatsukiSerpent reviews
I miss ZombiCombi :D So, I decided to write a quick one-shot about them.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Madara Wants Revenge by bashfulglowfly reviews
Madara is going to find the person who did this...this...desecration to him. Or else!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2017 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Someone's Blood Is Going To Boil by Aziord reviews
Madara gets his dumb ass shot in a magic au.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2017 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
The Lack Thereof by raendown reviews
"I think you'll be happy to know that I'm not wearing any underwear."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/3/2017 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Collared by OmegaHybrid reviews
Madara's eyes glittered down at the boy who lay beneath him whimpering. No matter what the boy decided they were now his to deal with as he pleased. The seals carved into the cuffs on the teen's wrists would make certain of that. Dark AU, VENT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,616 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Obito U., Madara U.
The Full Truth by WoodenWalnut reviews
A quick make-out session interrupted by Tobi questioning Deidara about their relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2017 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Senpai Swings That Way? by WoodenWalnut reviews
The blond decided today would be the day he would find out more out about Tobi, even if he had to play dirty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by WoodenWalnut reviews
Deidara and Tobi play a small game of truth or dare, things get a little out of hand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2017 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Leading Astray by Mettlei reviews
Itachi and Hidan as a one-time team for what seems to be a simple Akatsuki mission. An adventure kind of story. Yaoi. Hidan/Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,914 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/31/2017 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
The First Sin by DragonofFernweh reviews
At an age where you're too young to have control of your body (or your thoughts) but you're old enough to act on them, Hidan finds his control slipping away from him. It's Kakuzu's fault, most things are. But, did the jerk really have to walk around like that?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Watch Your Mouth by DragonofFernweh reviews
Hidan was known for his big mouth, for which it was obvious he'd never been taught a lesson for. Unfortunately, Kakuzu is the wrong person to mouth off to, and he won't let it slide this time. Hidan should really learn to rephrase.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Coming of Age by EnthuzedPeruse reviews
Zabuza has needs. Haku has needs. When Zabuza realizes that he left out one important lesson for his student, he must tutor him to make up for it. ZabuHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/16/2016 - Published: 5/19/2016 - [Haku, Zabuza M.]
Misinterpretation by VTPM reviews
[CRACK FIC] Tobi overhears Hidan preaching about his rituals and mistakes the 'pain' he claims to like as Sir Leader. Wanting to be helpful, he decides to set the two up on a date without their knowing. Konan and Kakuzu aren't happy. (Slight KakuHida and PeinKonan, as well as nonexistent PeinHidan) [[I regret writing this so much I'm so sorry-]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2016 - Hidan, Obito U., Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Deidara's day off by Gaybacon reviews
Deidara has a day off and has nothing to do, recently he's been feeling down and his mind has been elsewhere and Tobi tries to cheer him up Warning Lemon! Yaoi! Don't like don't read Find out if its good on the inside ObitoxDeidara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,048 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/12/2016 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Quiet by Solosan reviews
Actually, Kisame really just wanted some peace and quiet. Pity Hidan was such an annoying asshole.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/26/2016 - Published: 10/24/2016 - Kisame H., Hidan
As Lightning Strikes by xytera reviews
They've come together after a history of blood and hate, but the chasm seems ever wider when lightning strikes the rift between them. MadaTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.]
An affair of the heart by lilac-bramble reviews
As Hidan begins to piece himself back together in Shikamaru's trap, his first thought is just how much he wants to see Kakuzu... KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,581 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/14/2016 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Favor by VTPM reviews
(SasoDei fluff) Deidara's nervous about asking his danna out. So, to decide if it's a good idea or not, he turns to a certain priest for help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2016 - [Deidara, Sasori] Hidan - Complete
Hidan Won't Be Ignored by VTPM reviews
(One-shot - KakuHida fluff) Hidan's tired of Kakuzu ignoring him, so he gets some help grabbing the miser's attention.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2016 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Needle And Thread by VTPM reviews
(One-shot) Hidan and Kakuzu go on a mission to take out a group of ninja getting too close to the Akatsuki base. [Hinted KakuHida fluff]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2016 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki's New Artist by VTPM reviews
Tobi decides he'll make Deidara proud yet, by targeting the bomber's love of art.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Deidara, Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Patience by WraithStrike reviews
A collection of KakuHida oneshots and drabbles that all take place in the same universe.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2016 - Published: 8/11/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unspoken by AestheticAcoustic reviews
Being forced into a partnership with someone so unpleasant was pretty much the worst situation imaginable. They hated it. At first. As the two grow more comfortable with one another a bond is formed that soon evolves into something neither could have imagined. Is it just lust, or something more? Indirect rape of a nameless shinobi in a later chapter, using Hidan's curse ability.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,872 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 6/21/2016 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Rivers Know This by black.k.kat reviews
Tobirama has long since resigned himself to the fact that all Uchiha are at least mildly insane, but this is a new low. And to think, he'd considered Kagami to be one of the level-headed ones.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/7/2016 - [Tobirama S., Kagami U.] Madara U., Hashirama S. - Complete
Overkill by InkDragons reviews
Hidan gets a little jealous, and takes it out on a sacrifice. KakuHida HidaKaku Kakuzu x Hidan zombie duo fluff. Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
As Is the Sea Marvelous by black.k.kat reviews
COMPLETE. Tobirama is willing to give absolutely anything for Hashirama and his dream.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,480 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Tobirama S., Madara U.] [Izuna U., Tōka S.] - Complete
The Way You Look When I Close My Eyes by LadyLattice reviews
Sensing that Madara is planning on abandoning the village, Tobirama acts on the violent lust that has plagued him since first seeing the Uchiha as a child. Canon compliant timeline. Warning for TobiMada rough sex/hate sex. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,457 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
And sorry I could not travel both by black.k.kat reviews
Drabble, soulmate!AU. The separate steps along divergent paths don't change the fact that the destination remains the same.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 62 - Published: 4/29/2016 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.] - Complete
Keep Your Mouth Shut by DragonofFernweh reviews
Hidan was no big fan of being told what to do. In fact, it often simply led to him meeting authority like a steel wall, challenging any order or warnings given to him without flexibility. Kakuzu was one person not to be trifled with, and Hidan has to learn that the hard way when he doesn't know when to shut his mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2016 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The next morning by Gaybacon reviews
the sequel to "revenge is sweet" as promised, its supposed to be fluffy and funny. its what happened the day after. read to find out if its actually funny and stuff, i tried.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Let's have some fun by Gaybacon reviews
Theres nothing to do and they need to find a way to stop themselves from getting bored to death, the base is empty and an idea pops up. I tried to make it funny but you'll have to read it to find out rated M for all the cussing and some other stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2016 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Revenge is sweet by Gaybacon reviews
This is a Hidan x Kakuzu story its lemony... and funny? There's a sequel to it called "The next morning". Now onto the summary: Hidan wants to take revenge on Kakuzu, he has all day to do so but what will he do? (I know it's a bad and cheesy summary but just go and read it and find out if its good ok?) NSFW! A really cute surprise awaits inside...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Savior by PrussianKnight9 reviews
Hidan cannot believe it when he discovers Kakuzu is in trouble. Not caught in the hands of the enemy, nope, but stuck in a damn hole. And why can't he just crawl out himself? Hidan isn't sure if Kakuzu's doing this on purpose to skip out on their important mission. He's really fine... right? One-shot fic for a tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Rough Comfort by TheAkatsukiFoxCat reviews
Kakuzu digs up Hidan from his grave in the Nara forest. The two of them get a little grumpy, and then a little lovey. (Rated M because smut in Part 2)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I don't want a pancake! by Jashinsbtch reviews
PWP. One shot. Yaoi. KakuHida. Thought the world could use some fresh kakuhida. Hidan is annoying and Kakuzu doesn't want a pancake.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unconditional Lust by Spilledthoughts reviews
For Tobirama it was a duty, a strict obligation towards the safety of the village. For Madara it was entertainment, an absolutely exhilarating way to crumble that already brittle pride of the Senju under his submission. It wasn't wrong though, it was destiny. It was their fate to lust after each other in such a brutal way….. wasn't it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,958 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
eNTeRTaiNMeNT by Don't.be.dumb reviews
Killing and sacrificing at daytime aren't enough for Hidan. It follows him into his dreams and when Kakuzu finally loses his patience and wakes the zealot, Hidan demands another kind of entertainment... Rated M for yaoi/boyxboy and Hidan. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lie by amkay reviews
The bond they share is nothing but a lie. They both know this, yet they carry on. TobiDei and SasoDei AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2015 - [Deidara, Obito U., Sasori]
Love in Stitches - Hidan x Kakuzu by BanBanFujoshi reviews
Kakuzu survives a life threatening heart loss and Hidan realizes his feelings for Kakuzu after almost losing him..but it takes Kakuzus first move to start it off.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/31/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu
From Partners To Lovers by animefreak9898 reviews
KakuHida! (Bad At Summaries.) Kakuzu and Hidan finally admit their feelings for each other after saving one another. Where will their love take them? (Somewhat... AU. Definitely OC. Please read! Rated M for future chapters.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] Akatsuki
Make Me Whole by PrussianKnight9 reviews
It only took one slip of the tongue, but Hidan found himself wishing he could reverse the flow of time just to eat his own words. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "and kiss" by Anonymous. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fireworks by PrussianKnight9 reviews
While Hidan and Kakuzu are infamously known to fight at every given chance, there was one day where they always called for a cease-fire. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "food/tea for Kakuzu Hidan" by Anonymous. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Two Seasons by PrussianKnight9 reviews
If Hidan was asked about the seasons of the year, there were two in particular that provided lasting memories in his mind. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "Summer vs Winter for Hidan & Kakuzu" by 'pommypoisonoverload'. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dark (Ness) by Daikonko reviews
Despite what Kakuzu might say Hidan noticed things. And as much as they might hate each other there were just some things they didn't say. Hidan muses on the fears the zombie combo faced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sacred Beauty by onyxeyez reviews
Hidan always gets cocky with his appearance, stating his sacred beauty everytime. Could it be a signal that he wanted Kakuzu to receive? Yaoi / Oneshot / slight sm / kakuzu have wiggling threads! :D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Misunderstandings by InsomniackNixie reviews
Madara is lusting after Tobirama, but believes him to be a cold hearted ass who hates all Uchiha. Tobirama has been seeing Madara as a whole lot more than just his irritating brother's 'best friend' since he was fifteen, but believes Madara is in love with Hashirama. There would also be the fact that Izuna is in a coma because of him and both young men think they can't be togeather
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/4/2015 - [Madara U., Tobirama S.]
Waterfall by onyxeyez reviews
KakuHida oneshot. Kakuzu finds out Hidan's perverted thoughts and gives him what he needs. Lemon. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Loving your Enemy by Skelakitty92 reviews
Tobirama is sick and tired of being controlled by his lover. Now is his chance to change that! Tobirama x Izuna x Tobirama / ONESHOT / YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Tobirama S., Izuna U. - Complete
Obssession by SparklyUnicorn101 reviews
KakuHidan- The present turns into talk of the future, but of course with Hidan is never simple. I own none of this except the plot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cloudburst by PrussianKnight9 reviews
From the start, Hidan knew this Kakuzu guy would become the bane of his existence. But when one day he abruptly abandons the Jashinist on a cold, raining road, he finds that this relationship might not have been as infuriating as it always seemed to feel. Damn everything... he really hates this feeling. Rated T for swearing. Characters belong to Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Our Heaven by Inazuma1928 reviews
Kakuzu is dead.. He knows this.. He finds himself trapped in an endless forest where, in the middle, is a crater-like pile of gravel and stones. The only person in his thoughts is his love. His friend. His enemy. His Hidan. Fluff, Adorableness, and memories of their relationship. DOES HAVE A GOOD ENDING, I PROMISE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/26/2014 - [Kakuzu, Hidan]
A day off by Toe-toe-senpai reviews
Pein has decided to award the Akatsuki with a day off for their progress. Kakazu decides to spend his time avoiding his partner and counting up money, unfortunately for him, Hidan has other plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hidan's First and Last Date by baybaynico reviews
Hidan is punished for causing havoc with Kakuzu and must go on a date to gather information about Naruto. Obviously, since this is Hidan, the date doesn't go well. At all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Hidan, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sick Love by DarkCrimsonShadowBlossom reviews
Hidan gets sick on a mission and Kakuzu is forced to take care of him. In the end, Kakuzu thinks he may not hate Hidan as much as he though he did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/13/2014 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Control by Tirivas reviews
Kakuzu overhears Hidan dreaming of sacrificing him to Jashin and makes sure he won't do it again. Violence leading to explicit sexual content. Hidan enjoys being raped.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Bits of Hidan by IcyXxx reviews
On HIATUS...A series of short stories relating to Hidan's daily life in Akatsuki. Bits of Hidan is centered around Hidan and Kakuzu's relationship amongst other topics. Will include friendship, romance, humor, and hurt/comfort. Rated M for potential yaoi and Hidan's cussing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,488 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Just For Warmth by TheRealQueenB reviews
Hidan is sick on a mission and feeling cold... Veeeeeery slight KakuHida. Rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/23/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
hidan's kitten by ushiosunahara reviews
hidan has a kitten, kakazu just wants a bounty, and i suck at summaries
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Dead Men Know No Love by flammabellum reviews
(MadaTobiramaMada)(M) Two drabbles inspired by the relationship and dynamics of Madara Uchiha and Tobirama Senju.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Madara U., Tobirama S. - Complete
how much you care by PopcornUnicorn reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are on a mission and end up expressing their love for each other. Kakuzu X Hidan, Yaoi, explicit sex. Good stuff.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Guilty Innocence by xSonya reviews
Recently, Itachi had been running out of ways to make Kisame angry. Why does Itachi want to make Kisame angry you ask? It's simple; hard, rough, angry sex. And Kisame, he knows just how to do it best. PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bad Fortune by Georgiiie reviews
Someone has Kisame doubting Itachi's love, and also himself, but I'm pretty sure it's someone Itachi wouldn't suspect. One-shot. KisaIta. "Fluff". "Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,862 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
I too want! by Tuliharja reviews
Izuna wants a partner, a pretty ring and a child if everybody else has them, but the only person available to do that with is Tobirama…Oh boy. AU, Crack, One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Madara U., Izuna U., Tobirama S., Mito U. - Complete
The Morphine In My Veins (Redux) by Revynant reviews
They'd ventured through the lowest circles of hell and survived. They were alive, and they were together. Now they are plagued by something they'd seen as forbidden to criminals; love. A KakuHida fanfic. *Thanks to LaBlanc for the original description*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,395 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Kakuzu, Hidan
KH Drabble - Washcloth by pixelpaper reviews
Kakuzu falls ill and Hidan surprises himself. Pre-slash Kakuzu/Hidan fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Wish by karin37
Haku wishes for something he thinks he will never receive. Zabuza/Haku Warning! Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Tattoos by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: Kakuzu and Hidan get married.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
TMI by xotakux2002x reviews
There are certain things about his subordinates' private lives that Pein really doesn't want to know about. This doesn't stop Kisame, Kakuzu, and Sasori from talking about those things in his presence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Sasori, Kisame H., Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
And say 'MT' by N Harmonic
Summary: Your daily dose of laughter from the lovable Hidan and the almighty Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Hidan's LullabyTake 2 by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: There were many things Hidan loved about Kakuzu; his stitches, his eyes, his hair, and or course, his heart. Or should he say hearts?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Hidan's LullabyTake 1 by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: There was many things Hidan loved about Kakuzu; his stitches, his eyes, his hair, and of course, his heart. Or should he say, hearts?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Pixie Sticks And Blond Bomber Mishaps by ilovemyboys reviews
After accidentally drinking a cup of drugged tea, Deidara finally finds himself in a happy place in the Akatsuki. Rated M for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Deidara, Hidan
Skullfucking by BlessedMasochist reviews
If Kakuzu could pinpoint the trait he hated the most it would have to be the noise; the constant, never-ending stream of preaching, cursing, and complaining that spilled forth from Hidan's mouth on a regular basis. [Pwp. Gore, decapitation, dubious consent, and literal skullfucking.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,459 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Morphine In My Veins by Revynant reviews
They'd been through hell and back, but they survived. They were alive, and they were together. And now they sought to pursue what they'd seen as forbidden to criminals; love. A KakuHida fanfic. **Credit to LaBlanc for the description.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,223 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Who Knew it Would All End So Soon? by ZDW19 reviews
Hakue finally enters a relationship with his beloved master, but who knew it would end so abrupty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Zabuza M., Haku
Hands by EroShaydor reviews
Haku always touched Zabuza just a little more than he needed to... Yaoi one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [Haku, Zabuza M.] - Complete
ZoSan: The First by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Zoro and Sanji's first time together. (M for Smexy Yaoi guy on guy stuff) ZOSAN Might have some oocness to it, so sorry if that happens :D Enjoy
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Contemplative by N Harmonic reviews
Hidan has second thoughts about his faith, and some words to say to his god. R&R no flames, don't read if u r super religionous and if you do and don't like my story, keep your thoughts to yourself, no one wants to hear your anger!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/27/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] Jashin - Complete
Master and Slave by nyxkere666 reviews
What happens when Ciel starts to dream about Sebastian? More importantly, what happens when Sebastian finds out? :Warnings: Rated M for language and Yaoi/Shota sexiness! ;)
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Jealousy by Cerulean Canary reviews
Sasori couldn't describe what he felt everytime Hidan came to him and asked many questions about Sasori's partner, such as: how did Deidara look when he slept? Or, is Deidara's skin soft?. Is that damned Jashinist in love with Deidara? Sasori asked to himself. Well, who knows?. Fluffy SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sasori, Deidara] Hidan - Complete
It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Bromance by MorbidSin reviews
It's winter at the Akatsuki hideout and all the members are dreading going out into the cold! Deidara took in an abandoned cat, which some of the other members despise, and something other than partnership sparks between the members. Rated for Hidan's compulsive cursing!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Akatsuki
Irrelevant by YourChickenMan reviews
Hidan asks what Kakuzu believes happens after death. Kakuzu refuses to answer. KakuHidan. Twoshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Kakuzu Wants a Refund on His Wish by Inazuma Ichigo reviews
Kakuzu wishes his partner wasn't such a foul-mouthed, bloodthirsty religious freak. It turns out there really is truth to the phrase "be careful what you wish for," but now it's too late to take it back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Kakuzu, Hidan, Akatsuki
The World Needs More Tobi! by SilverTeletraan reviews
A morning in the life of an orange masked ninja. REDONE. Rated T for cursing and violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
Lemme sleep here tonight by onyxeyez reviews
Oneshot. M/M. Lemon. Slight bondage. Kakuzu and Hidan stick in a love hotel and Hidan's lewd curiosity causes bad things. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Undying Loyalty by N Harmonic reviews
Summary: Itachi was to die alone and in shame then a blue angel came for him with undying love and loyalty. *warning: character death*
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.] - Complete
KakuHidaBlowing their Missions by Kkrystal2000 reviews
Title should give you some ideas. Kaku/Hida blowing. PWP, just straight YAOI (BoyXBoy) - don't like? Don't read, simple. Came up with it on Tumblr.. and its under heavy construction.. sooo yeah. rated M for. well.. PWP. obvious. (Porn without plot)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Disclosed Frustration by hid4n reviews
Deidara finds him frustrated in more ways than one after dealing with his fellow Akatsuki members.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2013 - Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Tobio
Band of Ukes by xotakux2002x reviews
You can only push your lovers so far, before they're going to leave. How will the Akatsuki members cope during an unwanted separation? kisaita sasodei kakuhidan zettobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,828 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Complete
Never Again by NenshouMirai reviews
Hidan gets a bit reckless with his ceremony for Lord Jashin and Kakuzu has to take care of his injured companion, all the while Hidan has conflicted feelings over their recent encounter with the shinobi from Konoha. KakuHida which is yaoi, don't like it don't read it. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hey Kakuzu by ZaSasukeGreatWarrior reviews
Hidan is feeling neglected and lonely. Trying to find someone to hang out with fails him and so he returns to his room only to find that Kakuzu changed his mind. Fluff? Eh but cute. Its my first of this couple. Rated T for cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tempter and Treasurer by guren666 reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan. Strong and vulgar language (mostly from Hidan) and Kakuzu finally loses his patience with his immortal partner and decides to punish him. But does he really do that in the end? Rated M for a reason. Heavily implied LEMON scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Coming Back by HyperMusic12 reviews
Itachi was in a bad mood. "You need to get yourself laid." Kisame/Itachi yaoi yumminess. Nom nom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
All Because of Kakuzu's Money by YourBabyForever reviews
Hidan is tired of Kakuzu always paying attention to his money instead of him. So the jashinist decides to confront Kakuzu. What does Kakuzu do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Rainy Day by Kaia-Kasumi reviews
Yaoi, don't like dont read. BoyxBoy. Itachi and Kisame are coming back from a mission. But a storm causes them to take cover. Memories cloud Itachi's mind, and Kisame cane tell. What will happen? ItaKisa, KisaIta.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Turn That Frown Upside-Down by xotakux2002x reviews
What's Kisame to do when his partner's in a bad mood? Why, cheer him up of course! kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Box by xotakux2002x reviews
What's in the box? What's in the box! That's what the Akatsuki wants to know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Birthday Spankings by MrsKakuzu reviews
It's Kakuzu's Birthday and Hidan deiced Kakuzu would get a spanking for ever year the old grump was alive. Finally Kakuzu gets tired of Hidan spanking him so he ties him up and drags him -face down- into town. Hidan counties spanking Kakuzu! The night works out just like Hidan planed and just how Kakuzu secretly wanted it to. YAOI Read at your risk strong! One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Give Me What I Want When I Want It by StrwbrryChoco reviews
I'm so tired of Kakuzu being the old man he is. He never pays attention to me. All I want is for him to understand how I feel, but I don't think he will ever understand. I'm so ready to be loved...in bed of course. KakuzuxHidan. Warning: Very Explicit Smex; Don't like, I beg of you not to read. Graphic. Read&Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Look at the bright side by luck7to8 reviews
Madara was giving him one of those glares and the Senju sighed. "What did he do this time?" "This," the Uchiha pointed at Tobirama's headband, "I found in Izuna's house. Now, tell me how it got there." Everything always was upon Hashirama... Hashimada, Tobizuna
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,716 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Pissing Pillows by A Ravens Dream reviews
One shot collection of Kakuzu and Hidan and all the awkward and funny situations of their relationship. Lots of language, lots of implied sex, actual sex, lots of humor, lots of fluff. Taking requests for this story! *marked incomplete until out of ideas, please leave requests!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Hair by jewel-shards reviews
Hidan loves Kakuzu's hair. To him it added an unexpected softness. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Let's Get Physical! by Rootallica615 reviews
With nothing to do on their day off, Kakuzu and Hidan are left to entertain themselves. What surprise awaits Kakuzu when he returns to the base after running some errands? Cute little plot with smut. No blood, no kinks, just hawtness. KakuHida yaoi. May be considered OOC but I don't really think so. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Present by psxche reviews
Drabble prompt from tumblr. Kakuzu's forced into buying Hidan a gift, much to his displeasure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Shower Drain by SullyR reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan just finished their last task for catching a bounty, so now they're tired so they check into a motel. One showers first and one is sick of waiting. So what does he do? He decides to shower together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
I won't say please by GoWaitInTheCar reviews
Kisame tries to figure out his relationship with Itachi. They're not lovers; they're partners in crime. Literally. Why can't Itachi choose him over Madara?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
I'll SO Get Better Than You by Ducckies reviews
Set in the early Konoha (still on the making), The Senju Family decides to invite the Uchiha for dinner, to discuss about important matters.The whole dinner though turns into a parody and somehow, after that ends, Madara founds himself rivaling against... Mito about the place of the housewife and... Hashirama's spouse (2nd chapter). Two-shot story, Totally CrackCrackCrack(ed) fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S., Mito U.
Let It Burn by WondererZero reviews
It's just not Hidan's day, well, month actually. Things just haven't been going the way that he's wanted. He had been interrupted during his ritual just to be told that he was being taken off of a mission that he had actually been looking forward to, then his boyfriend, Kakuzu had been ignoring him for money. Will Hidan's anger make things worse or will it fix things?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Watching my brother by Mettlei reviews
Sasuke accidentally gets to see something that leaves him numb, stupefied and ...hard. Yaoi. Kisame/Itachi with Sasuke as the voyeur.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Regrets by flames of desire reviews
Kakuzu hates his partner and the feelings are mutual. things are bound to happen when the two are lef talone for too long. will they be able to overcome the trials and tribulations that romance brought them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Only Natural by Immortal-Immoral reviews
Nature is beautiful, Hidan is annoying. Why not enjoy both? Rough, not rape. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Nighttime Companion by ilovemyboys reviews
After watching a scary movie, Tobi can't go to sleep. So what does he do? Find a nice ninja that is willing to share their bed with him of course! Problem is…not one of the Shinobi he lives with are considered "nice."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,877 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Unfair by ticklemypickle reviews
An act of love can change two people for the better. Even if the change doesn't last that long... *KakuHida oneshot*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Bound by shounenhair reviews
A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Big by grassyhyuuga reviews
"Tobirama was born with a frown on his face." A first attempt at exploring the relationship between the Senju brothers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
High by macaronisofa reviews
"Kakuzu," Hidan whispered in Kakuzu's ear, blowing lightly, "I'm ready for a high." Kaku-Hida, Warning: YAOI Rated M for YAOI and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Birthday, Deidara! by KazuCat reviews
Deidara doesn't think anyone in Akatsuki will notice his birthday, especially that emotionless puppet Sasori no Danna! Tobi and Hidan have a funny time trying to give the blonde a good birthday but all he really wants is to spend time with Sasori. SasoDei story. Rated M for yaoi and strong language. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Obito U., Hidan - Complete
A Simple Prank by Kyong Kybis reviews
In which a simple prank leads to one of the most tragic events in Konoha history. Slightly crack-ish. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tobirama S., Kagami U. - Complete
Ritual: Curiosity by Mettlei reviews
Once again Hidan is bored at the Akatsuki base, so he decides to go and visit Deidara, but Deidara already has a visitor. SasoDei. Graphic Yaoi. Voyeurism. Slight bondage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,254 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Hidan - Complete
Bring back my Heart's light by xsakura-shinigamix reviews
TOBI/IZU [YAOI - SHOUNEN AI]. Tobirama's and Izuna's relationship during the Uchiha-Senju battle. Note*: This fic is also uploaded on my personal Tumblr Blog (sakura-shinigami), as well as my DeviantART account (kuroshitsuji1).
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Teeth by Beck-dono reviews
He said nothing but he kissed me. He kissed me so fiercely that I lost my breath. I forgot everything in the world. There was only him. He was my world. Zabuza/Haku; Haku's POV
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Extra Curricular Activities by Immortal-Immoral reviews
Sometimes mission are either too boring or too easy. Or both. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Birthday Treat by WolvesKey reviews
It's Hidan's birthday and he's feeling disheartened at the lack of (excitement) recognition from anyone in general that it's his special day. Only someone does notice, one of the few people he least expected. Warnings within. Written for Hidan's birthday. KAKUZUxHIDAN. EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/2/2013 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
One of Those Moods - KakuHida by Immortal-Immoral reviews
The Zombie Combo doesn't always agree on how their escapades are going to work out. Rough, not rape. YAOI MANxMAN GAY Don't like don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
All you get by Mettlei reviews
It was just the blood, It excited him...every time. The first time for them, nothing gentle about it. Graphic Yaoi. Bondage. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not Gentle by Haku13 reviews
ZabuHaku fic, it's basically about their first time together and how it progresses AU not dead didn't meet leaf nin it's naughty and stuff and if you don't like Yaoi, lemons, or an older man and younger guy don't read, I repeat DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ (update 3-22-13) finally finished, sorry it took so long dearies. love you 3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Pancakes by Emo Akatsuki Addict reviews
Tobi finds Deidara making pancakes and starts getting kinky in the kitchen! Contains Tobi being a very naughty boy, a suggestive situation in a closet with Kakuzu and Hidan, and Hidan's lovely vocabulary. Rate and review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Deidara, Obito U.
Drunk Decisions by CocoDot11 reviews
On Kisame's birthday he decided that the rest of Akatsuki was going to have to get drunk with him. This leads to interesting consequences for Tobi and Deidara as a result of drunk decisions. Tobi/Deidara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Deidara, Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Forever by Makkoska reviews
Hidan thinks about his long-time partner on a sleepless night. Sequel to Hardly Eternity. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Guilt Trip by asylumchick97
A little fluff/borderline smut that I wrote at 3 a.m. HidaDei, Rated M for Hidan's foul mouth and poor Dei-chan getting guilt tripped (hence the title)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
A Promise For Forever (A Haku X Zabuza story) by D.M.Bradley-Whittaker reviews
Things heat up between nineteen year old Haku and twenty-six year old Zabuza. Rated M for safety precautions. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Those Tender Moments by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuhida Songfic fluff. :3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Punishment by asylumchick97 reviews
Hidan comes back from a mission empty handed. He walks in only to find Pein. . .asleep on the job? I suck at summaries, so just read it and find out what happens. Rated M for language and tones of lemony goodness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Certain Socializations by macaronisofa reviews
"You retard." Hidan accidentally stabs Kakuzu. NOT a good impression on their 3rd mission together. Hidan helps Kakuzu with his wound, they go on another mission. They begin to socialize. Kakuzu tells Hidan that certain...socializations...aren't good to have with your partner. Hidan doesn't listen. Because when does Hidan ever listen to Kakuzu? Rated M for Yoai and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Unexpected Love by nagatokun reviews
A HidaPein love story, when Pein and Hidan almost accidentally kiss when Hidan first joins, things really start to get crazy between the baka and the leader. Will there be love between these two or hate? Rated M for lemon. Gets more serious and dark in later chapters. Currently redoing older chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,979 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein
Hidan Investigates! by Gin-Juice reviews
Something strange is happening at the Akatsuki base. Kakuzu is acting odd. Hidan is curious. Everyone else just wants to stop having house meetings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,124 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Hidan, Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
Shedding the Hate by KisameFest reviews
Hidan, the annoying foul-mouthed brat. Kakuzu, the stoic, money obsessed Heathen. They hate each other with a passion at first but what will happen when this façade of anger and fury dissolves and leaves the two confused? Ninjaverse. KakuHida HidaKaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
True Feelings by AmayaGlori reviews
Kisame has loved Itachi for a long time, and has decided to try to show Itachi his feelings during his birthday
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
immortal love by alexisamidnightrunner reviews
A YAOI about Hidan and Kakuzu, don't read if you don't like yaoi...common sense people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Why are You Trying to Love Me? by Biscuit15 reviews
After being raped and bashed by Hidan, Zetsu takes it upon himself to take care of the traumatized Tobi. The only problem is Tobi has lost complete trust in people; even Zetsu. Trying to get Tobi back to his old self will prove very difficult. ZetTobi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Zetsu, Obito U. - Complete
The Talk by Makkoska reviews
On the way home from the Land of Waves, Team Seven wants to talk about Zabuza and Haku with their sensei. Kakashi would rather not, but in the end he's forced into a corner and agrees to give them The Talk. Implied yaoi. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Always There by littlexcutiexqueen reviews
Tobi finally went too far and makes Deidara angry, injured he turns to Zetsu whose always helped before and realized just how much Zetsu has been there for him even from the very beginning and the two spark a mutal intrest in each other. Not beta approved, request fic for WuJiaLing ZetsuxTobi rated M for language and sex between two males. Humor is involved.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Zetsu, Obito U.
Hurts To Love You by she disenchants reviews
Haku has reached his breaking point. He loves his master, Zabuza, and there's no denying it any longer. And the only thing worse than unrequited love is having it discovered, so he attempts to run for it. However, things don't go exactly as he planned... Oneshot. Angst. ZabuHaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Fishing Disaster by organizationkhII reviews
Kisame attempts to teach Tobi how to catch and cook a fish. Unfortunately, the results are not even close to what were intended. Tries harpooning, fly fishing, and even catching giant catfish barehanded. The cooking? Doom. Rated T for strong language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
If You're a Freak, We're Freaks Together by Stitched-Song reviews
Finny doesn't like who he is, and can list many faults about himself. He thinks he is a freak for loving Bard. Bard x Finny Oneshot. Bad summary is bad, good story is good.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Finnian, Baldroy - Complete
Money by Pure Love of Loving reviews
Hidan was surprised at his last thought in the conversation. Kakuzu/Hidan, KakuHida, HidaKaku, FLUFF. Rated for Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Fanaticism by Dagiis reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu both have something they worship more than anything, be it in a religious way or not. [KakuHida]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A ticklish subject by PinkyNoBrains reviews
Hidan does his own pedicure for a reason. KakuHida tickle fluff. Rated M because of the swearing from you-know-who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You're My Everything by zigichan reviews
Haku would do anything for Zabuza. In turn he would like only one thing from him. Oneshot. Haku/Zabuza. Warning for yaoi, underage sexual activity and uke Zabuza. If you don't like the idea, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Theory by Seneijashu reviews
What happens when Hidan teases Kakuzu about his 'theory' about him on a mission?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
You Know My Answer by MyLoveIsLikeEternalArt
A one-shot story of Kakuzu and Hidan, hope you enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Jashin
Tied by akebou reviews
What Hidan can does during a day off in the Akatsuki? Nothing better than bothering his partner until he finds a new game! KakuHida one-shot, pwp, lemon, yaoi, bondage, including a camera and a not so uke Hidan!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Immortal Perfection by Mettlei reviews
Just a pwp with bondage and ...slightly unwilling Hidan. Graphic Yaoi. OOC-ness. Kakuzu/Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Day Off by NenshouMirai reviews
Itachi and Kisame get caught in a storm and the day they have off Itachi is sick. The others aren't helping by messing with the weasel either. Better than it sounds, I hope you enjoy and R&R. Rated for swearing and contains yaoi and OOCness so BEWARE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Akatsuki Surgery by ilovemyboys reviews
One-Shot! After Deidara gets a Kunai stuck in his stomach, Kakuzu is his doctor. With some Hidan, Sasori, and Tobi for fun!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Can we do it Again? by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu our on their official 5th Mission together. Kakuzu remebers meeting Hidan, and then ponders some things sort of sexual. What will happen when he ponders things about his partner in the forest, while they're both alone? Sorry, bad summary. Just a random KakuHida fanfic. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Catch Me if You Can by Makkoska reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan need to change from their Akatsuki cloaks so they won't draw attention to themselves. When Hidan's choice of clothing doesn't meet Kakuzu's approval he does his best to get him out of it. Hidan resists. Warning: for sex between two men, language, some violence – in other words Kakuzu and Hidan having fun. Oneshot, with the possibility of a sequel later on.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Angel by NenshouMirai reviews
This is my reason for why Kisame calls Itachi 'Angel' in all my stories. Warnings: Yaoi, OOCness and swearing! Please R&R and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee by Silverstonedragon reviews
This is what happens when you mix coffee with the members of Akastuki, and other Naruto characters.Rated for Hidan's mouth. For those of you who would like to request a situation, please do. Just tell me who, whether it's coffee withdraw, or a coffee hype, and a plot idea. It you don't have a plot idea, I'll do my best to make one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011
The New Guy - PeinHida by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Pein likes to welcome his new recruits in a not so conventional way. Request for GothicNinjaKitty. Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Pain/Pein, Hidan - Complete
Tough Love by Mettlei reviews
The title says it...It's tough love. Yaoi. AU. Kankuro/Gaara...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Guardian Angel by NenshouMirai reviews
Kisame is out on a solo mission and Itachi is stuck at the base with the pestering Deidara. I hate summaries! Warnings :Yaoi but no lemon, OOCness and rated to be safe! R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Addicted by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a heated argument about Hidan being under-appreciated. In blind rage, Kakuzu tells Hidan to leave, and he does. Kakuzu goes after him, only to find him nowhere to be seen. He has to tell him he loves him...before it's too late. Rated M for Yaoi and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Where your actions lead us by akebou reviews
Everyone says that actions mean more than words, but sometimes words are crucial to understand the actions… Warning! Rape, lemon, swears, gore, character death, tentacles, molestation
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I'm Not Stupid by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
When Deidara insults him, Tobi strikes back.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Hidans and Tobis Breakfast Tale by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan wants to be left alone to eat his breakfast in peace, but Tobi insists on "cheering him up" Rated T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Don't Hate Me by NenshouMirai reviews
Hidan is desperate to know if his secret love will return his feelings and ends up heart broken. What will Kakuzu do. read and review or Lord Jashin will unleash his fury on you and rated for surprisingly mostly Kakuzu's mouth and also yaoi boyxboy don't like don't read and their is no lemon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Eventual by UtterlyDisappoint reviews
Zabuza and Haku are alive again, having become pawns in Kabuto's army. Zabuza regrets being so reserved with Haku in the past- will he take advantage of the last chance he has to tell the truth? Sequel to Death Before Dishonor, yes indeedy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Thank You Kiss by twinfools.alike reviews
Cute Fluffy Yaoi with Hidan and Tobi. Deidara is being a mean to Tobi and Hidan comes to help. Hidan x Tobi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
A Touch Of Silver by ForDemFeels reviews
Welcome to the world of a certain Jashinist and a Miser. Fasten your seat belts and enjoy your stay! Short stories and drabbles about everyone's favorite couple, KakuHida. I mean, who could resist them? BoyXBoy. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Clothing by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The Akatsuki cloak was restrictive, itchy and too hot, but an Akatsuki member was not allowed to take his own cloak off before sleeping hours. Hidan thinks he's found a way around it. Fluff, HidaKaku or KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Afterlife by Othello.Syndrome reviews
Young Haku asks Zabuza about Heaven.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
The Fund by Pandamega reviews
It was deemed necessary by the Akatsuki Powers That Be that a fund ought to be allocated for relieving certain... needs... Thus, the Zombie duo find themselves approaching a brothel? or is a hotel better? Rated for language and sexual themes. Kaku/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SoulMate by macaronisofa reviews
Because it's often in the most strangest places and people that we find our soul-mates. Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,035 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
My Memories Of You by WinnieTheFatPooh reviews
Kakuzu never thought the day would come. The day he himself realized how he felt, and how he had thought time would stop so he could tell Hidan how he felt. The day he realized how wrong he was... HidaKaku. Rated T for language because Hidan is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Lotus Flower Bomb Remixed by Kira the cat reviews
Okay this isnt exactly "remixed" just reposted. Disclaimer is now on my profile page
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Jashinist's Aphrodosiac by Mettlei reviews
Hidan's sexual experiences with Akatsuki... Hidan didn't mind much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Miraculous Mistakes by elric0sis reviews
Is it a miracle? Or is it a terrible terrible mistake? Who knew this is what would happen after a night of love? KisaIta KakuHida SasoDeiMada love triangle Rated for language and possible smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan, Akatsuki
Valentines Day by Pure Love of Loving reviews
The only person dense enough to misinterpret Valentines Day, it must be him. KakuHida/HidaKaku, fluff. Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
SadoMasichism by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu get into a fight...but what if it became something more? Rated M for Yaoi and Hidan's Mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Bet by hid4n reviews
Tobi and Deidara go on a mission... Yaoi smut, TobiDei. "Lemon". No like, no click.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Massage by ShinigamiKyuu reviews
PWP. Hidan's making some very alluring sounds while Kakuzu's giving him a massage. Rated M for some very obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pepperoni Pizza by An Ordinary Riceball reviews
Hidan won't quit irritating Kakuzu on their trip to the Fire Temple. This story takes place sometime before Asuma's death in Naruto Shippuden. Warning-Randomness Definite Fluff in some scenes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Death Before Dishonor by UtterlyDisappoint reviews
As Haku dies, he reflects upon the rapid string of events that became his relationship with Momochi Zabuza. Rated M because reasons. First fic ever guys, gracious me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Looking Me Over by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan catches Kakuzu looking him over. He soon realizes that Kakuzu had been looking him over more than once. Hidan comes to the conclusion that he turns the old man on, and has him in the palm of his hand. Why not have some fun? Rated M for cursing/YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stuck by JJKMagic reviews
Hidan plans to talk to Deidara when the blond suddenly asks him to help with a problem. HIDEI. FLUFF.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2012 - [Hidan, Deidara] - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Pickleweasel1208 reviews
Zabuza and Haku have always had interesting sleeping arrangements... but things change when Haku hits puberty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Shut Up by macaronisofa reviews
Hidan is tired of Kakuzu. He tells him, and is expecting a beat down. But what if he gets something else instead? Rated M for yaoi and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ice Cold Water by Roni-chan reviews
What he doesn't say, he understands. What he -does- say though...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Snuggie by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Apparently, an S-ranked criminal can't enjoy the benefits of having a blanket with arms without having his masculinity questioned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hidan - Complete
Springs by RyouYami reviews
Stressful days are just the worse especially for money lovers like Kakuzu and his loud mouth counterpart Hidan. The springs would be a nice little getaway from the stress or will it just add on to it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A loud Night by Bestbuds55 reviews
One night Hidan and Kakuzu end up staying at the warn down bed and breakfast, with walls so thin that they can hear the people in the next room doing it. Read to find out what happens!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Slot Machine by Peanut-Alien-Ninja-Girl reviews
Kakuzu tries to keep Hidan distracted with a slot machine wo he can go on with his business, but things don't go as he had expected. Kakuzu/Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/9/2011 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Everybody, Let's Go! by xxPunkRockxx reviews
Kakuzu subjects a pushy Hidan to a rather cheerful children's television program as payback. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
No Longer Enough by SilverMajix reviews
Kakuzu realizes he's no longer satisfied with his and Hidan's current relationship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ramblings by Jose Calibri reviews
Kakuzu had enough of Hidan's stupid ramblings. Fluff, KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hair by perfectioninmypride reviews
Hidan and Deidara butted heads from the moment they met. They had nothing in common… or so they thought… Rated for Hidan's swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Equality by xXSakixPsychoxTeddyXx reviews
-KakuzuxHidan- "So I'm guessing anything I do to you, you'd do back to me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Unexpected by Swallowed-By-Pain reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan have a very unexpected incounter...Involves rape/Hidan likeing rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Immortal Passion by Kiranami reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan realize their love for each other. Rated M for future chapters. i will be finishing this. Due to the fact that i have no computer at the moment, i can't upload anything
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Perils of Eating Strange Cookies by gonyonomaru reviews
MadaraxHidan! "I have something to show you; if you take the glasses, you will be able to see through that wall and you will know what Hidan and Tobi are doing. Aren't you curious to find out why they are kissing?" Orochimaru asked with a sly grin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Hidan, Madara U. - Complete
Love is a Stupid Word Anyway by zombicombi reviews
A fairly short Kakuzu x Hidan oneshot. Fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Stress Relief by ShounenSuki reviews
Zabuza is gets some help relieving stress, Haku style.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Hidan teaches Tobi a song What shall happen? by Dragongirl76 reviews
Tobi is annoying everyone. He decides to annoy Hidan but instead Hidan teaches Tobi a song. A song that pisses of Pein.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
Hidan comes home one night with a pout on his face and a skip missing from his step. Kakuzu wonders what keeps the Jashinist's mind reeling at night. And when Hidan finally confides in him, the two know that fate is on their side. Not my best summary - -"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
A pain by Fork-Tongued-Nemesis reviews
How many people can say that they actually love each other in the world they come from? Oneshot. KakuzuxHidan. Yaoi boyxboy. Wsrnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,708 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Conversion Method by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Tobi is a very bad boy, always causing problems for his Senpai and all. This time Hidan gets involved. Poor Deidara. I know, the summary kinda sucks. Please R&R anyway! K Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Summer Blunder by massey reviews
Hidan. Shirtless. Boxers. Summer. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Obito U. - Complete
What Hurts More by WRATH77 reviews
What hurts more? To leave behind or to be left behind? Kakuzu/Hidan and Kisame/Itachi. Inspired by a pic done by Waterwindow. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Complete
Misfortune by WRATH77 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are in the middle of having sex when the unexpected happens. Rated M for Hidans mouth and sex. Hidan/Kakuzu. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 428 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Solace of the Jashinist by WRATH77 reviews
For years, Kakuzu has been haunted by his imprisonment. However, now he has some to comfort him. Hidan/Kakuzu R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Wait for Me by WRATH77 reviews
He's been in his earth prison for so long, but Hidan remembers a promise that Kakuzu made for him. My first Naruto fic. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Smutty Sexy Smoking? by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu try to find out what the smex and smexy means. Can it possibly lead to cheesy pick lines? And why doeseveryone get what they want? KakuHi and a little SasoDei. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A touch of want by Bestbuds55 reviews
Kakuzu doesn't understand whats taking Hidan so long, of why he cares, he just does. Warning the is boyxboy! you don't like, you don't read...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The Impure Priest by SilentSable reviews
Poor Hidan, he manages to piss Kakuzu off during his first week in Akatsuki, Kakuzu feels the need to teach the priest a lesson. Warnings: graphic yaoi, rape, swearing. Dont like, dont read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,342 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Birthday Boy is a Sucker by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
It's kind of late. KakuHi! Not HiKona! Hidan got Konan pregnant! What! Just read please, it's good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Enemies with Benefits? by Kazoopernatural reviews
Hidan damands to know what the 'relationship' between he and Kakuzu are, and Kakuzu finds a way to make him louder, in a more..pleasing way. Just in time for april 2nd: Hidan's bday. Happy Birthday Hidan-San!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sandwich? by Rootallica615 reviews
Hidan is hungry. Hidan is lazy. Kakuzu realizes this and a little more when he hears Hidan's slight speech impediment when it comes to a certain word. Story is better than the summary. Oneshot. Shonen ai/Yaoi. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Three days of generosity by chihiro-okami reviews
Pain bets Kakuzu that he can't go 3 days with out being cheep. Kakuzu thinks it'll be easy money he can go 3 days without being cheep, can't he? please review and tell me what you think I can't wait to make kakuzu suffer! i do not own these characters
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Nothing Ever Goes My Way by catastrophic-art reviews
It's depressing to watch the only person you want being with someone else, or they don't even notice how you really feel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Strange Love by AkatsukiBoi reviews
On a mission for Akatsuki, Kakuzu finds his newest partner insufferable. As conspiracies pop up everywhere, and sparks and kunai fly between them, he begins to realize that the little psycho Hidan might be the one he's been looking for all his life...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,498 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Mornings by Carnival0fLust reviews
When Hidan gets to thinking about to Kakuzu, It dosn't end very well. No wonder he hates mornings. Rated M for Hidan's mouths and him "reliving himself".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
How to break a habit by LemonandLimeButters reviews
Hidan wants change. Kakuzu doesn't. KakuHida. Warnings: yaoi pairings, explicit language, sexual themes, Kisame is very OOC, Tobi and Sasori are in the Akatsuki at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,454 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Tonight by Little-Retard reviews
The tall retard Tobi who stole Hidan's scythe. Why, oh why, did Tobi steal Hidan's scythe. I don't know why he stole his scythe, but I know he won't die!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Madara U., Hidan - Complete
Language Barriers by LadyKakuHida reviews
What they said and what they meant were oftentimes two completely different things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Rule of the Immortal Oneshot yaoirape by cinder16 reviews
Kakuzu first meets Hidan and wants a piece of ass. Unfortunetly, neither one knows the others natural powers just yet. Contains bad language, sex, rape, and well...Hidan-like qualities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What Big Teeth You Have by YaoiPhox reviews
KisaHida requested! - I am a fan of KakuHida though so feel free to give it a chance... Mainly just smut... xD Kakuzu regrets eating that sushi before bed...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kisame H., Hidan - Complete
KakuHida: Opposite's Day by GothicNinjaKitty reviews
Kakuzu confesses his feelings to Hidan on opposite's day. Hidan being in love with Kakuzu is depressed because now he thinks that Kakuzu hates his guts. Is Hidan right or is he wrong with his assumption? KakuHida Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Do You Love Me by Silverstonedragon reviews
Hidan has a question for Kakuzu.Will he get the answer he wants?This is my very first story,please try to be nice.Review and tell me if it sucks.Thanks.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Series Of Embarrassements by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
5 chapters contaning HidaIta, KisaIta, DeiIta, PeinIta and KakaIta smutt. All of them envolving Itachi embarassing himself a little.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Itachi U.
Who the Real Zombie by KakuHidahearts reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are sent on a mission to Crescent Moon Island by Pein-sama. This mission was to find out what is responsible to the dissapearence of important bounties. After this mission Hidan had nightmares. It Kakuzu to comfort his lover Hidan. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu's revenge by I-Fancy-Rock-Lee reviews
After 4 long years of Hidan...well being Hidan really, Kakuzu finally decided to get his own back. "My turn." he thought as the humurous revenge stirred in his mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Love's a drug by Bestbuds55 reviews
Hidan was drugged by Kakuzu? Find out what happens! WARNING- lemon, yaoi, boyxboy, or whatever you want to call it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,480 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Two's Company by FoxandtheHound reviews
Pein makes the mistake of sending Hidan and Deidara for supplies. One Shot. KakuHidan, Implied HidaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Hidan, Deidara
Right by DefiniteEnding reviews
First fic. YAOI boyxboy . I suck at summaries and titles ... Basically it's about Kakuzu and Hidan realizing how much they care for each other :3. Rated 'T' just because I'm not entirely sure what to rate this I doubt it's anything above a 'T'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hot Springs by Peinstailedbeast reviews
Haku returns from a mission and Zabuza decides to relax him in some watery fun lemon yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Did it Hurt? by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
"Kakuzu, how do you know that?" "Know what?" "That there's no such thing as heaven?" Cute/Fluffy. Some ideological spirituality talk.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Poke me by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu into sex. Fluffly, cute Lemon. PWP. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Ars Amatoria by Diamond Mask reviews
Kakuzu will resort to any means to rid himself of Hidan. Even if it means seducing him. Kakuzu x Hidan. YAOI.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,609 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
So They Forgot by YaoiPhox reviews
Why is everyone avoiding Kakuzu today? D: not YAOI... that I know of... Possible OOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Just Because by snowflake98 reviews
Just because Itachi did it, and Deidara did it, didn't mean he had to do it. Kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Jashin damnit by Ecchi Nin reviews
Kakuzu walks in on Hidan having some fun, and joins in. A shameless PWP RATED M FOR A REASON. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
I Can't Stop Loving You by dei-deichan-mewmew reviews
Hidan's had a crush on Kakuzu for ages but what happens when his little secret comes to surface Hidxkak YAOI and a lemon one-shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mistakes by YaoiPhox reviews
KakuHida OneShot Attempt. Kakuzu and Hidan are both visited by Jashin after a prayer is made. Will they be able to confess before their deaths?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Big Bad Miser and The Raunchy Priest by Ecchi Nin reviews
Hidan finds himself testing Jashin's rules when Kakuzu finds him in a very erect situation, and being the opportinuist he is, helps an almost unwilling Hidan with some urgent...solutions. PWP RATED M. Remeber to Review, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,963 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Morning Desire - KisaIta by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Kisame wakes up every morning and watches Itachi sleep. It always turns him on and so he has to retreat to the bathroom to take care of his issue. Only Itachi will turn things around and make it much more enjoyable. One Shot Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Thunder and Hugs by seaqueen91 reviews
seems like Hidan has a thing against thunderstorms slight warning: implied BL
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
3 SasoDei Twister by Paige4114 reviews
Number 3 of My Series, Deidara gets sick from Hidan. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
No love interest by RedTori90 reviews
Kakuzu wondered how is Deidara still alive after all these years, when clearly he is as annoying as Hidan. He gets his answer, only for it to affect his partnership with Hidan. First ever writen smut. KakuHida SasoDei. Rated M. Sorry for any mistakes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Poor Hidan by MitternachtLiebe reviews
Hidan walkes in on some intresting things going on between a Danna and his Brat. Oneshot, Yaoi, Implied lemon, BEWARE! I own nothing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Hidan, Sasori
2 KakuHida Aggravation by Paige4114 reviews
Hidan got sick from Kakuzu. 2nd in my Series. Warning: Yaoi - BoyXBoy don't like don't read.. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mononucleosis by Sunshinecackle reviews
Hidan comes down with Mono, and Kakuzu uses him as a table. KakuHida, Fluff
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cuddle Trouble by Just-Like-Heaven-24 reviews
Kakuzu has a secret hobby that Hidan doesn't know about. What happens when Hidan comes a bit too close to a discovery?...I suck at summaries xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
1 KakuHida Keep Away by Paige4114 reviews
Kakuzu gets sick. Our favorite Jashinist is there to help. Number 1 of a series. Rated T for Hidan. Yaoi- don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuzuxHidan Satisfaction by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
Hidan needs some "satisfaction" and Kakuzu is more than willing to give it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Tobi is a Bad Boy by LittleMissDeathy reviews
Zetsu-san finds out that Tobi isn't such a good boy after all...heheh. ZetsuxTobi. Yaoi, lemons, smut. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Zetsu, Obito U.
Hatred and Wanting by KAHTz reviews
Hidan finally decides to confront his partner about his feelings. The problem is how Kakuzu will react. Slightly AU, Rated M for language and sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Unacknowledged Truths of the Akatsuki by Sunshinecackle reviews
A collection of drabbles about the Akatsuki with different pairings I like. :3 Rating to be safe. KisaIta, KakuHida, Tobidei, ZetsuSaso, PeiKo. Fluff, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010
Revenge Backfired by Sunshinecackle reviews
Deidara is sick of hearing Itachi and Kisame go at it, so he decides to get some enjoyment out of it for once, with Tobi by his side. KisaIta, TobiDei, Yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Three Simple Words by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
Hidan is in one of his questioning moods again...will he get the response he wants from Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Birthday Gift by LittleMissDeathy
Ah, the time of year when people celebrate that I made another revolution around the sun. And apparently Hidan has a gift for me. I can't imagine it being very pleasant. HidanxKakuzu fluffy/smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Birthday? by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
It's Hidan's birthday, everyone has acknowledged this EXCEPT the one person he wants to hear from. How will he deal with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Every Stitch Has Love by Tefferchan reviews
A wonderful experience between Kakuzu and Hidan in random places during the middle of the night.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Don't Apologize by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. They have always had a tense relationship, a relationship they barely talked about. A relationship Kakuzu apologizes for. And Hidan isn't so sure what to think about that. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Everyone Needs to be Loved by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
Kisame had no idea that everyone had someone to love. KakuHidan KisaIta ZetTobi, SasoDei, and NagaKona/PeinKina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hold me by Apricots-from-Nara reviews
Sometimes Kakuzu just Needed to shut Hidan up. Who knew this way would start something bigger?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Semiotic Love by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Valentine fluff, KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
No Pain I Don't Like a short kakuhidan YAOI by anime-fan-willa reviews
I tried a new style, yaoi, in a sadodei fanfic I wrote before. I was just experimenting but i got great reviews so im trying another short yaoi! this is about kuzu trying to hurt hidan through sex when hidan says he likes ALL pain. M for a reason, people!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Penny a kakuhidan fic by KylaiaJmaa reviews
Kakuzu pays more attention to his money than to Hidan. How will Hidan try to pay him back? Rated T for repeated use of the F word, as well as some others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Nervous, Sempai? by Urufu-chan reviews
Tobi knows just how to make Deidara nervous, in any place at any time. Yaoi. One-shot. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Kuzu Chan by Urufu-chan reviews
Kakuzu gets angry, and Hidan doesn't want to see him leave. Light Yaoi, Fluff. One-shot. Rated T for Hidan's cursing. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Midnight Meeting by tainted3yes reviews
Pein calls a pissed off Hidan into his office for a midnight meeting. Who knows what can happen late at night...with the Akatsuki leader...in his bedroom. Hidan certainly doesn't. Yaoi--M for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Sweet as Sugar by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
KakuHidan crappy lovey-dovey fluff with a bit violation thrown in, not much though. Lover's quarrel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Bet My Heathen Soul by Jashin-chan reviews
/There was no one he hated more... and yet he felt so empty./ It all starts with a bet, for the sake of Kakuzu's greed. Soon enough, Kakuzu and Hidan's synchronizing insanities need solace in whatever they can find. KakuHidan violence, language, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,016 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
No One But You by WhokilledmyRabbit reviews
Kakuzu is taking too long to finish his mission, nothing that is comforting to his longing lover. KakuHidan fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
If it doesn't work properly, kick it by UrKid reviews
“I can’t believe he didn’t realize you had a crush on him.” Pyro does not remember what had gotten him into telling that story, but if he had to guess, he’d say it was just another incoherent caprice. // BobbyxJohn, IcemanxPyro
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
I Actually Don't Want To Know What Time It Is by KSFWolfe reviews
Hidan is freezing, exhausted, and possibly slightly drunk...otherwise he never would have wandered over to Kakuzu, of all people...drabble. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Revenge by Ashkaa13 reviews
Hidan gets revenge on Kakuzu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Who's Uke now? by Yumi-Tsubato reviews
Itachi was being insensitive to Deidara's position as uke for both him and Hidan, and now Deidara wants to make Itachi feel that pain! :3 YAOI Still dont own Naruto characters. HidaDeiIta threesome XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Beast and The Harlot by nowherenew reviews
Hidan's new partner, Kakuzu, is an asshole. He's cruel and inconsiderate and doesn't respect Jashin. But despite this, Hidan feels something he's never felt before for the creep. Is it what he thinks it is? hidakaku hidan kakuzu kakuhida yaoi/shonen-ai.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stabbed In The Heart by WereWolfGirl1318 reviews
KakuxHida. Warning contains yaoi! This is my first ever yaoi. Please read and review. I don't own anything. I take no credit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Waiting by FlamingReaper reviews
Hidan is waiting for Kakuzu to return and being crabby about it. Rated M for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pick Me Up a Compliment by ivxvi reviews
Hidan wants to know if Kakuzu would buy him drinks in bars. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Always Knew You Would Be A Screamer by akatsukir00lz reviews
Who knew calling Kakuzu weird looking could end in sex? Read and review please! First lemon, so I hope It's good. Lemon, yaoi. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Cooking With Hidan by mototsumitama reviews
What happens when Hidan goes in search of some lube? Rated M for sexual themes and Hidan's lovely language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,635 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I've Told You A Thousand Times by litill Hnappur reviews
Kakuhidan, hot summer, tight mask, rebounding personalities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Matchmaking by Melby7777 reviews
Deidara is fed up with Hidan and Kakuzu fighting all the time, and has gotten an idea to end all the fights.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
You Be the Girl by Reverie Hekako reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are sent off on a mission in dead of winter. What could possibly happen while the two are stuck in a small hotel? If you don't like yaoi, don't click this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Proposal by Arzosah reviews
Kakuzu/Hidan drabble. Team Zombie, walking and talking and spouting random proposals. Rated for Hidan's mouth. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Mistletoe by Melby7777 reviews
It's Christmas time for the Akatsuki members, and Kisame thinks it's time to tell Itachi how he feels. Before the shark is able to however, the two are cornered by the stack of presents Tobi dropped under the mistletoe. First time writing KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Avelanche by Mitsu-Mitsu-chan reviews
Will Haku ever be useful to his master? ZabuzaXHaku, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Of all the people in the world by MrsSand reviews
It's not like Kakuzu wanted him as a partner, but, was forced to be so. Hidan would the biggest mistake Pein would ever make in the ex- waterfall nin's opinion KakuHidan oneshot... Rated M for boy loves themes and dear Hidan's mouth...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
festival fun? by hai it's me reviews
just a dumb story about hidan and kakuzu going to a carnival and later becoming a couple.... plz review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Helping Hand by Lecture reviews
Kakuzu is being worked like a dog by that pain in the ass of a leader, can Hidan help relieve some stress? KakuHida A fanfic I wrote as a mission on DA for Akatsuki-yaoi-freakz enjoy and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Getting Love by Melby7777 reviews
Zetsu feels lonely after seeing all the other members together. Kakuzu feels bad for him and decides to help him out. Is the miser's advice good enough to help though?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Zetsu, Kakuzu - Complete
Shut up Hidan by skydreia reviews
Hidan's constant complaining drives Kakuzu into being more creative in shutting him up. This in turn makes Hidan a little more then just paranoid.Chapter4: bathroom renovating and painting tips! Eventual HidanXKakuzu.Rated M for Hidan and further chapter
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,195 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Why Didn't You Ask? by cresent-lunette reviews
While they're out after turning in a bounty, Hidan can't help but wonder about his partner's appearance, and Kakuzu can't help but confess his affection. Hidan's mouth, lemon yaoi... HidaKaku AND KakuHida. Bwahahaa.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
First by kuso tare reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan are on the search for their tailed beast. But after getting sidetracked by a bounty feelings are revealed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Aftertaste by Lecture reviews
Hidan was so sure it would taste great, yeah right. ;p Hidan is kneeling in front of Kakuzu trying to choke it back, "blegh, it's sticky?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Book by DemonicRoyalPrincess reviews
the book that started the first time between Haku and Zabuza WARNING: Leamon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Can't Stop the Rain by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan couldn't imagine that his mistakes could lead to this. Character death...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Violence and Vulnerability by LydiaGoesRAWR reviews
Hidan loses Kakuzus wallet. The miser hurts him in a way that he'll never forget. CAUTION: sex/rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
My Life by dei.hearts.danna
Kakuzu and Hidan have a little fight. Can they patch things up in one chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Smells Like Sex by hell-raiser13 reviews
It's Hidan's birthday but Kakuzu isn't even paying attention to him and he wants some much needed attention! KakuHi KakuzuxHidan and SasoDei implied with a little SasorixDeidara at the end Yaoi/shounen ai Don't like then Don't read
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
My Boyfriend is Better by Melby7777 reviews
Hidan and Deidara fight over who has the better boyfriend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Understanding by xotakux2002x reviews
kisaita fluff oneshot. itachi thinks about how little he knows of his lover, compared to kisame's extensive knowledge of the uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
Your Hand by xotakux2002x reviews
itachi is horny, but it's not his hand that he wants to take care of the problem. kisaita yaoi, oneshot, a bit of bondage as well X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Swimming by xotakux2002x reviews
itachi can't swim, and who better to teach him than his partner? their lesson, however, manages to take a rather interesting turn... kisaita yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Soup by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein an akatsuki member discovers the joys of your partner caring for you during an illness. kisaita fluff oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Out of Patience by xotakux2002x reviews
kisame is normally good about keeping his composure, but one day, itachi pushes him a bit too far. kisaita, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Chocolate by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kisame learns that leaving chocolate in your pockets isn't always a bad thing. kisaita, yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Complete
Just some Kakuhida by RedSand reviews
Some smut I wrote for someone back on dA. Kakuhida smut, and some Sasodei. Just a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sweet Silence by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein for once, hidan cannot swear! poor guy XD kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, a little bit of sasodei too
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
What is Precious by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu thinks about a question tobi has asked, and wonders what he truly holds dear to his heart. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
What Did You Call Me by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein for the first time, it is hidan, and not deidara or itachi, that is mistaken for something he's not. you'll see what i mean. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sweet Dreams by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein kakuzu awakes to find hidan having a rather interesting dream X3 kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Stuck by xotakux2002x reviews
this is why you do NOT annoy deidara. kakuhidan, yaoi, oneshot, prepare to laugh XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sleep by xotakux2002x reviews
just some kakuhidan fluff that proves hidan is a heavy sleeper XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Sacrifice Sex by xotakux2002x reviews
beware smirking jashinists; they're evil little people, especially the ukes. too bad kakuzu had to go and figure this out the hard way XD kakuhidan, oneshot yaoi, no death, i swear!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Neglected by xotakux2002x reviews
warning to all semes; never neglect an uke. kakuhidan, kakuzu x hidan, oneshot, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Language by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan had to have known his swearing would have consequences XD kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
He Hates, He Loves by xotakux2002x reviews
random little drabble about the things kakuzu hates and loves, told from hidan's POV. kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Crisis by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein hidan must come to terms with his immortality. kakuhidan fluff, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Birthday by xotakux2002x reviews
hidan's birthday! how do he and kakuzu celebrate? kakuhidan, fluff, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Affection by xotakux2002x reviews
sweet little bit of kakuhidan fluff, excuse the shortness. as always, rated for hidan's language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Pein in the Ass by xotakux2002x reviews
what happens when hidan's favorite joke goes too far? peinhidan, a bit of kakuhidan at the end. yaoi, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
From Uke to Seme by xotakux2002x reviews
strange pairing, i know. hard to write, but it grows on you after a time. kakukisa, then kisaita. oneshot, yaoi, DLDR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
We Have a Problem by xotakux2002x reviews
wherein the issues found within the Akatsuki are discussed and handled in a most unorthodox way. contains bits of yaoi, but nothing more serious than fluff and implied hard stuff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Little Smirk by Holly Jolly Rape reviews
HidaDei, KakuHida, suggested SasoDei. Drag!Hidan and Drag!Deidara. What more can I say? There's lots of... puns. XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Birthday Surprises by Attila12 reviews
Hidan started the day feeling pretty good. It was his birthday after all. And he'd still feel good if it weren't for that birthday-forgetting partner of his.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hiding my Love through Anger by hell-raiser13 reviews
KakuHida KakuzuxHidan Yaoi Don't like? Then don't read! BoyxBoy Kakuzu is angrier lately and Hidan is confused why, turns out he has a little something on his mind concerning the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hidan - Complete
I Have Seized Your Vital Regions by Darkfire75 reviews
Hidan seizes some vital regions. Seriously. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. Lies...all lies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hidan - Complete
Fake God by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. “You are beautiful, Hidan. A child of god. You deserve to be worshipped. Jashin does not appreciate you for who and what you are.”
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
To Kiss a Puppet by hell-raiser13 reviews
Hidan is bothered in how Sasori continues to watch him. Sasori soon shows him why. WARNING Yaoi or shounen ai If you don't like then DONT READ... Yaoi, hidanxsasori, hisaso or sasohi. Mostly SasoHi. Rated M for good reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Free vaseline by kuroyume85 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu want to buy vaseline ; they meet Itachi on their way" What will happen to them ? This was a challenge given to me from a dear friend of mine, Koutou. I hope you'll enjoy it, as it is my first yaoi fic... Don't kill me !
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
the way you talk by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - shônen ai, fluff - Kakuzu wants to do some paperwork, but gets distracted by Hidan, who simply can't keep his mouth shut.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Stripper Boots and Santa Hats by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
--KakuHida oneshot. Hidan isn't all that skilled in the area of playing Santa...-- Deidara stifled a huge choke of laughter. "Well, un... Um... If Kakuzu's into drag queens, it'll be perfect."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Dirty Old Man by dead drifter reviews
Crack fic, Yaoi in varying amounts of naughtiness. Someone messes with Kakuzu’s heart meds for a joke, but the results are unexpected. Unable to stop himself, Kakuzu bangs every male person he encounters. Ch.7 KakuZet Ch.8 KakuHida Ch.9 KakuDei Ch.10 ?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Sasori
Blushes by xXTSUKImono17Xx reviews
Kakuzu's got it bad for his new partner, and he can't control his blushing! When Hidan leads Kakuzu to some secluded hot springs, will Kakuzu be man enough to tell him how he feels? kakuhida. rated M for slight sexual content and Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
This Isn't A Joke by Isabella and me reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan both stared at the piece of paper. "Please tell me this is a joke."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Q U E S T I O N by jewel-shards reviews
My first KakuHidan fanfic. Kakuzu questions whether not Hidan will want to be with him for long. As far as he's concerned, they can't keep pretending he's not a monster. A stitched freak. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Sound by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Maybe its the little things you do.. but most of all its the sounds you make that keep me company. Kakuzu shares his thoughts about Hidan and his voice and their love- thoughts he would never say outloud. Yaoi, whats to be expectd of KakuxHi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Thoughts of a Jashinist by Sunshinecackle reviews
Hidan's relaxing bath is interrupted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Todei, a collection of TobiDei by Sunshinecackle reviews
As the title says, its a bunch of TobiDei one-shots. Rating is just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Deidara, Obito U.
The only warmth I need by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu was so cheap that he didn't let them turn on the heat in the hideout during the coldest of days. Kakuhidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Shi Saku Shinu by iamofthedesert reviews
Kakuzu's dieing. He can't do anything about it... KakuHida. Summary SUCKS, I know, sorry, the story is better than the stupid summary, I hope... WOW, my FIRST First Person POV story EVER! If it sucks, please be NICE about telling me how it sucks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Interface by Lychenne Laki reviews
A terrible argument leads to two of Akatsuki's strongest fighters being forced out- permenantly. Will they survive the temptations of the world and will their relationship stand the ultimate test? yaoi and grown up serious themes
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,310 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Talk Dirty by UchihaAkimoto reviews
They were in a forest, but what more can you ask for? : YAOI, KakaHida : Dedicated to Sasodei-iz-awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Euphoria by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
- Euphoria: noun. A feeling of intense elation often followed by a complete crash or letdown. - Hidan's letdowns about Kakuzu were starting to totally take him over... KakuHida oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Black Puppet Strings by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Hidan is fed up with Kakuzu totally ignoring him when working. He decides the only way to get some attention is to bother Kakuzu until his last nerve. Hidan pushes a bit too far so Kakuzu has a suprise for him as well. Rated for a reason! YAOI KuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Promise by Bouken-Kaze reviews
He whispers, "Promise me... that nobody else will take my place in your life... okay?" And he agrees completely, the only sounds in the night that of their heavy breathing. -KakuHi-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
democracy of the heart by NotWritingAnymore reviews
Kakuzu doesn't want to feel any thing for his partner. why would he want to? Hidan was annoying and useles....but demoracy has a way of over ruling things... Kakuzu/Hidan, blood, strong language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Kakuzu by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Hidan clung to you that night. You made a comforting night a nightmare. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
One Last Kiss by TechnoTobi reviews
All I wanted was for him to push me off and say "Knock it off Hidan, we have business." But knowing he would never say it again made me want to try all the more. Rated M for Necrophilia. Be warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Just Once by kira-chan's imagination reviews
kakuzu and Hidan fight for the rights to be Seme. Hidan finally wins, as Kakuzu submits to him grudgingly. HidanxKakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
boredom by Vegeterian-soup reviews
-Kakuhidan- Just a little oneshot i wrote in my spare time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
company by Vegeterian-soup reviews
-Kakuhidan- first fanfic ever lol. enjoy. rated for hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Not Lovers by Darkfire75 reviews
KakuHida. He wasn't supposed to feel anything for his partner. That was the agreement. rated for sexual content and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Control by Darkfire75 reviews
PeinHidan. Pein knows a simple way he can control someone like Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Robots Don't Get Sick by Darkfire75 reviews
“Everybody gets sick, seriously,” Hidan snarled, coughing a bit. “Not Itachi, un. I’ve never seen him sick.” Hidan quirked a brow. “Well he’s a robot. Robots don’t get sick.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
f i r s t s by cherrySUNSETx reviews
do you believe in love at first sight? · kakuhida
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Stitching My Mouth Shut by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
Kakuzu doesn't seem to notice, and Hidan can't seem to say it. KakuHida, Shounen-ai. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Be mine by sweetlittlecherry reviews
It's Valentines day and Itachi is expecting a valentine from his partner. Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Repay me with love by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu's wallet is gone and he gets really pissed when he hears what happened to it. Someone's going to pay. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The bet by sweetlittlecherry reviews
Kakuzu loves money, Hidan loves Jashin. Takes those two things away and the two go through withdrawal XD With Konan in charge of the bet, who knows what the loser will do and who knows what will come out of it. KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Breaking Point by DireAfterglow reviews
Haku's been desperate for Zabuza for some time now, and on a stormy night Zabuza finally breaks... Yaoi, ZabuzaxHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
But What If I'm Something Else? by kira-chan's imagination reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan had just returned from a bounty mission and the stitched-nin was very tired. Hidan on the other hand, has something else in mind. Rated for language, blood, gore, slash, and yaoi sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Pain hurts by lakritsnr1 reviews
Hidan ponders about pain while being buried in the Nara-forest KakuHida. Kinda fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Need For More Than Hair Gel by x012587Genin reviews
Hidan ran out of hair gel. The end of the world for him. Curses are thrown as he and Kakuzu argue, threatening what little realtionship they have. Will things work out? rated M for strong langueage, HidanXKakuzu... yaoi DEDICATED TO: a special someone. xo
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The One by yrume reviews
KakuHidan One-Shot - yaoi, lemon, bondage/bdsm, violence/gore, strong language - Kakuzu gets distracted by Hidan playing an interesting little game :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,996 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A fight gone wrong by NIKO's little Weaselette reviews
Well Kakuzu and Hidan start fighting and it some how ends up with them doing yaio! XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Love You the sequel by Lychenne Laki reviews
You thought it was all over..we were all wrong...Featuring more KakuzuHidan, a valentines day surprise and much gory yaoi. Originally designed as a oneshot but I couldn't stop writing, it is my favorite story after all!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,501 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Precious Person by goddess.of.snow.33 reviews
Zabuza had a feeling that he was going to lose something important to him. ZabuHaku. Oneshot. Sequel to “What’s Right.”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
What's Right by goddess.of.snow.33 reviews
Haku had always known that he loved Zabuza. But it was just a question of doing what was right. ZabuHaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
KakuzuXHidan by nekochan4545 reviews
Deep down under Hidan and Kakuzu's obvious distaste for each other is something more... warm and fuzzy.... love perhaps?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Money Collector and the Religious Zealot by Aeris460 reviews
Things are happening to Hidan and Kakuzu can’t figure it out. But when he wakes up it’s as if nothing happened. Though these symptoms happen at night will the day’s happenings have any effect on Hidan and Kakuzu’s relationship? YAOI KAKUHIDAN!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Swear can be good KakuxHi yaoi story by Alucardsblood reviews
this is a Kakuzu and Hidan Yaoi fan fic that means GuyXGuy and was a request from a friend on devianART I hope you like it Hidan finds out that his swearing can be really good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Of Married Couples And Hot Springs by whitekitsunejugi reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu are caught in the worst heat wave of the summer. Outside of all places! So in a desperate attempt for shelter, and to shut hidan up, they pursue an inn to cool down. But will the price be too much for Kakuzu?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,186 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hidan
What's a Conscience Got to Do With Us? by lessxordinary reviews
What starts off as an arguement between Itachi and Kisame about Itachi being a cold-hearted bastard eventually turns into much more as Kisame questions right and wrong in a community of murderers, and things get steamy. ItachixKisame Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Moments of insecurity by Artificial Starlight reviews
Hidan wants a date with no mission related themes, but Kakuzu has a reason why he may not be able to give Hidan that satisfaction. Rated for Hidan's language, of course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,241 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Glaring by Naraku'sKoibito reviews
Short fluffy oneshot with Kaku/Hida. They've gotten used to working with each other, but there's still something about Kakuzu that bothers Hidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
It Comes and Goes by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
He should remember this fragrance. He should. But he didn't. Hidan x Kakuzu KakuHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Scales, Puppets, and Absolute Denial by FlightAngel reviews
In which Hidan, Itachi, and Deidara discuss their boyfriend's penises. Oneshot Crack-ish. Kakuhida Sasodei Kisaita
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
For Masochists by UrKid reviews
/“There’s this sexual tension between us”, Hidan said simply without looking at Kakuzu before the end of his sentence where he smirked again./ No gain, no pain. So Hidan simply must have it. /KakuzuxHidan/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Blue Impulse by Sunshinecackle reviews
Someone replaced Itachi’s clothes, and Kisame finds his new outfits to be quite interesting. ItachiKisame.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Lovers by reooeky reviews
Sequel to Partners. If you read the story, you know what's coming! KakuHidan, lemon, yoai, all that stuff...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Winning arguments by Plushielover177 reviews
Kakuzu finds how easy winning arguments against Hidan really are. Hinted KakuHida if you wan't it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
It Matches Your Eyes by Darkfire75 reviews
Crack oneshot. It all started with a hat. Rated for Hidan's mouth. HiDeiTachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Loneliness by Darkfire75 reviews
Spoilers for manga. He knew that one day he would join both Hidan and Deidara in the afterlife and that his brother would be the one to send him there. HiDeiTachi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
His Chain Necklace by cresent-lunette reviews
Hidan says he lost his necklace and he needs Deidara to help him. Yaoi, lemon. HiDei, if you don't like it, don't read it. Rated for language as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
To Cross The Line by hollybennett123 reviews
Zabuza and Haku finally cross the line. Deadly shinobi become lovers in truly explosive style. Rated M for strong sexual content, slightly PWP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Tobi's Toilet Trouble by cyberspyderweb reviews
Oh no Tobi has to go to the bathroom but someone is in there what is he going to do! Find out what happenends to poor Tobi! Of couse trouble will happen. : Warning swearing. Hidan's involved that's why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Obito U., Hidan - Complete
Heathen Holiday by Senko Wakimarin reviews
Though neither is a Christian, there are traditions to the holiday that are too good not to try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cost of losing by Plushielover177 reviews
Hidan learns the hard way that losing a bet to Kakuzu was one of the worst things he could ever do. Cross!dressing, Slash fic, Don't like don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Weasel by Darkfire75 reviews
HiDeiTachi crack oneshot :D Hidan took the creature from Deidara and smirking, brought it over to Itachi. “Hey Uchiha, we found a friend for ya. Meet Weasel.” Rated for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Love over Gold by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
KakuHidan Everyone in Akatsuki knew that Friday nights were Uke reunion nights. Hidan wants to prove that Kakuzu loves him more than money. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Eat, or Not to Eat by Nairo Xana and Jemmi reviews
Hidan wanted to leave a good impression with Zetsu for a few reasons, the main one being that he didn’t want to find out if he’d still be immortal in Zetsu’s stomach. Oneshot. Beware of Hidan's mouth and Zetsu's diet. Written by Nairo
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hidan, Zetsu - Complete
Hidan's Weakness by Darkfire75 reviews
Crackfic...sorta. He blinked. His partner had the most f ed up weakness he had ever heard of. Rated for Hidan's mouth :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sentimental Value by Bolt Thunder reviews
Throughout his life, the only thing Kakuzu has ever trusted was money. Money may have financial value, but what about sentimental value? KakuHidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,156 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Reading Material by dead drifter reviews
Hidan leaves his Bible in the open, and a certain missing Falls nin picks it up on his way to the john...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
What You Can't Say Sober by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
There were these small things you couldn't say with a sober mind. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for Sexual Content]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Finally by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan, shounenai, fluff, 2story arc.] We've gone all the way, but somehow it keeps feeling like we've missed a step somewhere. [Hidan's POV, then Kakuzu's on 2nd Chapter]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
An Unfortunate Event by Vampyress-Freak6 reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu go on their first date, which turns out to be more than they expected. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Hypothetically Speaking by Aurifex reviews
[SasoDei, Implied KakuHidan, oneshot, shounenai] LISTEN TO ME, YOU REDHAIRED TEME, I WAS CURIOUS, OKAY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Hidan, Sasori - Complete
Persuade Me by Aurifex reviews
[KakuHidan] Hopefully SOMETHING can make Kakuzu pay for it...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Different Side of Me by Lyricism reviews
To the outside, Kakuzu and Hidan hate each other. When they're alone, though, it's a different story. KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Innocence by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
[Sequel to 'The Mission'] Itachi's ready to lose his innocence... KisaIta, R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,513 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Stronger Kind of Addiction by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
The pain he gave him, the touches he received he hated himself for it, but he loved him still. [KakuHidan] [Kakuzu x Hidan]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Joy killing by UrKid reviews
A group of ninjas find out about Akatsukis hideout and Hidan goes for killing them a greater force on his side: the power of music! Kakuzu is there to witness this [KakuzuxHidan]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Small Fry, Please by lookingskyward reviews
Hidan curses the day he became partners with that cheap bastard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Partners by reooeky reviews
Hidan and Kakuzu's lives as Akitsuki partners. I can't summarize to save my life, so just read the story it's better than it sounds. KakuzuHidan. side SasoDei and KisaIta. Rated for language. FINISHED! The sequel is coming.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,303 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Regret by nopenopnope reviews
Of all the horrible things Hidan had done in his life, there was only one thing he could really regret. KakuHidan: swearing, blood, shonenai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Quality Time by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot. Hidan wants to know what Uchiha Itachi tastes like, seriously. ItachiHidan ItachiDeidaraHidan Graphic content sort of. Do not read if you don't like yaoi. 'Nuff said.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Stitches and Religion by Taza reviews
His relationship with Kakuzu was completely business. Then why does he feel so attracted to Kakuzu. HidanKakuzu. My first fic! Rated for language and possible adult themes in further chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Hidan
The Number of Kisses by NoLifeChild reviews
It's Kisame's birthday. Itachi's on the sofa with him. What does the Uchiha give him? ItaKisa FLUFF! Rated to be safe...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Art Appreciation by Darkfire75 reviews
Oneshot “An artist likes to know their work is appreciated, un.” ItachiDeidaraHidan. Yep, that's right. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,552 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Crash by sharingank reviews
In which Deidara has a headache, and Tobi suggests a shower. Little known to Deidara, Tobi fully intends to join him. DeiTobi oneshot. Note the rating. It's there for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Borrowed and Taken by Taza reviews
His time was borrowed. His time was taken. [Kakuzu x Hidan]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Just One of Those Autumn Days by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
Kakuzu goes about silencing Hidan's loud mouth using his own methods. [Kakuzu x Hidan] [KakuHidan] [Rated for language]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Prevent a Cold by Acerbitas reviews
Kakuzu loses a battle he doesn't know he's fighting. KakuzuxHidan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hidan - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Tuesday, the Washing by desolate butterfly reviews
[Akatsuki crack, HidanKakuzu, gen] Even evil villains have to do their laundry sometimes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Consecration by desolate butterfly reviews
[Hidan, smut] For those who have taken vows of celebacy to Jasshin, release holds a whole different meaning.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 143 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
There is no forever by WhitexoutxOptics reviews
Simple oneshot. Kakuzu and Hidans first meeting, skipping between parts of their lives with eachother, right until the very end.Yaoi, KakuzuxHidan, Lime I guess?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
You're an Idiot and Here's Why by Senko Wakimarin reviews
A collection of ministories relating to Kakuzu and Hidan. Some are funny, some are not all are yaoi based.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Hidan - Complete
Not you too by doktorvampir reviews
Tobi is scared for Deidra. He hears something from Deidra. What is wrong with Deidra? read and find out. OneShot of Akatsuki. Please review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Catchphrase by Sleeper1519 reviews
[Slight KakuxHidan] Kakuzu's money obsession is not the only thing that annoys the Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Hidan - Complete
A Natural Progression by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaIta, drabble] Itachi finds nothing particularly enthralling about masturbation until Kisame starts watching him do it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Troublesome Partners by Veleum reviews
Hidan is annoying by habit, as Kakuzu has found out. But would they EVER get along?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing by firefly reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 78 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Vexation by supervivi reviews
Itachi has a slight problem.. Kisame to the rescue! [Kisaita].
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Belief by Akatsuki210 reviews
Oneshot. Itachi never opens up to anyone. But when he does talk to one of his fellow Akatsuki members, he finds his outlook on life challenged.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2006 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Cloud on My Tongue by desolate butterfly reviews
[A ZabuzaHaku fic] Zabuza's stopped touching Haku, and meeting his eyes. Haku tries to puzzle out why.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Carbon by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaSasu fic] When Sasuke goes looking for Itachi, he comes across something just as dangerous. Potential Uchihacest and noncon ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Reason to Knock by Streetwise reviews
Companion to The Value of Knocking. OneShot. Hidan learns why he should always knock. KisaIta. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete