A foreign headmaster goes to England for a trip. He feels a pull of magic and follows it to a home where he witnesses Harry being horribly abused. This wizard will not stand for it, he helps the child and gladly breaks a few rules to do it … – Harem - Yaoi Boy x Boy

Tony Stark went missing after Civil War, but nobody cared enough to go searching for him, all believing that he just needed some time on his own to pout. Meanwhile he has been horribly experimented on, and transformed into something other than human. When he escapes, he finds himself running into three children who seem to be just as lost as him, and he has to protect them.

Camp half blood and the olympians on facebook is always funny

After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon

Harry comes into a very unexpected inheritance. He is a creature both rare and very dangerous, a creature that is black listed by the British Ministry. So now he must avoid detection at all costs, whilst choosing his life partners and dealing with impending pregnancy at just sixteen. With danger coming not just from the Ministry but even other creatures, what was he supposed to do?

… or with the Norse God of Mischief. Tony has a proposition for Loki. Loki would be lying if he said he wasn't intrigued. Dark!Tony, dark!Loki. See other warnings inside.

Percy Jackson has turned his back on the gods and demigods, the same way they have turned their backs on him. Now he is a cold blooded assassin, one to kill without hesitation but in the long run the gods need his help once more. Experience this story of love, murder and betrayal. Natasha Romanoff/Percy Jackson.

After being killed by their ex-wives and Molly, Harry, Ron, Neville, and many others are sent back to relive their lives. And this time, it's no fun and games until certain someones are dead. Warnings: Slash, femSlash, Mpreg mentions, Violence, Poly Relationships, Bashing - Ginny, Hermione, Dumbledore, Molly. Adopted from Lone-Angel-1992.

After different events in The Department of Mysteries Harry gets some shocking news. His whole life is about to change course, and Lucius Malfoy gets a second chance to love. MPREG.

Trying to rescue a neighbouring princess, Arthur and Merlin get captured by an evil sorceress intent on carrying the next heir of Camelot. In a dire moment Merlin reveals his magic and the evil sorceress is defeated. The new life chooses the closest viable host and Merlin finds himself in a predicament he never thought possible. (Temporary gender-bend)

Sir Leon has known Arthur and Merlin the longest. Sir Leon has seen some things.

After being thrown away and forgotten, Percy runs away from camp, only to be found by the 'twin archers'. He is blessed by the pair and the help him start a new life with a new identity: Clint Barton AKA Hawkeye. Also on Wattpad

Sequel to 4 Years. Life has moved on for Spencer, Karissa and Mia. What does the future hold for them now especially when adding one more to the family? Drabble series.

Stuck inside on a rainy day, the Avengers remember hilarious moments during missions and their time together as a team. [Accepting requests]

Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.

Kinda self-explanatory. Loki moves in with the Avengers, and takes it upon himself to prank them all. Chaos ensues! (Story better than summary!) Rated T for language. [Complete, sequel in the works]

Harry and Blaise are brought together by events that mean Harry has to flee Hogwarts, feelings develop and Harry's place in the war is in the balance. MPREG.

Tenth story in the Lucifer's Flock series! Lucifer has an emergency session with Linda when he realises his flock is made up entirely of mortal creatures and he isn't one of them. Neither of them knows exactly what to do with the situation, but Linda tries her best.

The short story of Jacob Peralta growing up as a transgender male. FTM Jake Jake/Amy slight Jake/Gina One Shot

Five times Oliver and Barry get caught in the act and/or interrupted by Team Arrow William. And the one time they revealed the Mayor of Star City having a secret boyfriend.

Peter's life shatters with a phone call. The last person he expects helps him pick up the pieces.

Written based on a prompt sent to me on Tumblr: Could you write a fic with peter and tony getting trapped under a collapsed building and peter holds it up long enough for the other avengers to get tony out but the building collapses before peter can get out?

Written for a prompt sent to me on Tumblr: I was wondering if you could write a fic where peter gets hurt fighting the vulture on the ferry? And tony is scolding him for going after him and everything, and then peter passes out or something?

Peter should have seen the foot coming. But he'd closed his eyes to try and block out Flash's annoying smirk, so, when his foot collided with Peter's face, his head snapped back and his fingers slipped. He let go of the bars and fell. Peter doesn't think it's right to use his powers just to stop a bully, but Tony doesn't feel the same way.

Written for a prompt sent to me on Tumblr: I was wondering if you could write a fic where peter is sick during a battle with tony, and then he gets really hurt because he's not fighting well? Peter needs to learn to be honest with Tony, and Tony needs to learn there's more to being a father figure than anger.

Peter had just wanted some snacks. Just a trip to the store to get some food for a hungry teenager. But when someone needs help, Spider-Man can't walk away, even if it means putting himself in danger.

Peter Parker (excuse me, Peter Stark) is the son of Tony Stark. It has just gotten out to the press that Tony Stark has a son, so guess who gets to go on a lame ass field trip to Stark Tower (excuse me, Avengers Tower)? Yup, that's right, Peter Stark. Throw in his crazy boyfriend (one guess on who that is), one supersoldier that likes to glare, one snarky archer, and the poor tour

Tony and Cap take Peter on a mission but it quickly goes awry when Peter is hit with spikes covered in Venom

Written for a tumblr prompt. Peter's head pounded with each heartbeat, as he swung across rooftops. He'd been feeling sick all day, and everyone had told him he should go home, but he was Spider-Man, he couldn't just take days off. Peter is sick but is afraid of doctors and refuses to go. Tony isnt happy about it

Things happened that put Harry in a predicament. Sirius has to take him to his long lost relatives house in Forks Washington. Only Problem is a wolf imprints on him. As bad as everything is in his life right now Harry really didn't need that. But things with Jake become as easy as breathing. They become like second nature. If only everything else in his life could be that easy.

As the family is making breakfast, Trubel can't help but compare Nick's former relationship with Juliette and the one he has now with Adalind. Diana makes an observation of her own. One Shot

When Tony stumbles across the Winter Solider in the tower's kitchen, he had no idea how his life would turn out. Part 1 of Home'Verse

Vince had always wondered how such a good looking guy like Brian could walk around without knowing he was good looking. He wished he had never found out this way though. Getting answers about Brian's past came with a high price to pay. BRIAN/VINCE DON'T LIKE DON'T READ READ NOTE AT TOP FOR WARNING

It's Peter's night to host movie night with his friends and they get a lot more than they bargained for when they find out Peter is the son of Steve and Tony. Includes Wade Wilson/Peter Parker.

Practically every time Merlin turned around, there she was again, flapping outside a window or perched on a wall, begging for his attention. Honestly, if he'd known a baby dragon could be so stubborn over constantly returning to his side, Merlin would have left Aithusa in that stupid egg...

Dick Grayson's parents were murdered and he was taken by the Court of Owls when he was five. Batman rescued him when he was eight, but the Talons took something from him. Five years later, the Court of Owls want their Gray Son back. And they will kill anyone who stands in their way. Part 1 of the Knighthood Universe. Complete. Look out for The White Prince and The Blue Knight.

...or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. One-shot series. No Slash. Chapter 78 Requested- The conclusion of "Bucky Bear," "Two Turkeys Are Not Better Than One."

Percy Jackson, an agent of SHIELD, was at his ground base when the Tesseract exploded. How does his presence affect the events of the Avengers movie? Rated T for language because Tony. Won't just be a rewrite of the movie with Percy saying some of the lines, the events will change. Same beginning and destination, different path taken to get there.

Learning of manipulations and betrayals, Harry soon finds out his parents are not dead. Crossover between Harry Potter and Lord of the rings

Because any Bat is hard to handle after all, especially more than one. One-shots, mostly Dick centric, but still fluff, and a bit of OOC. T because...just because. Renamed (again).

Nick and Adalind take Kelly and Diana to Monroe and Rosalie's house for Christmas decorating and baking.

Scott and Gordon find themselves temporarily trapped in Thunderbird Four battling fevers-and either Virgil or Alan are to blame! A bet between the brothers may make their situation all worth it in the end.

Thunderbird Two goes down in an Antarctic blizzard. Written round robin between preludeinz and sarahcoury, every line represents a writer switch.

Dark!Tony. Tony develops control issues after escaping Afghanistan. Tony needs to have everything under his control- he needs to know everything. He can't be caught off guard again- he can't. He takes control of companies, businesses, governments, SHIELD. Tony rules the world, and nobody seems to understand that.

Merlin is a dragon, living in the kingdom of Camelot where Uther's fear of magic had led to a total ban on any and all kinds of shifters, forcing them either to flee or go into hiding. He tries his best to stay hidden but he can't resist taking small, shiny trinkets that catches his eye. He also cannot keep away from Arthur's things and that's where the trouble starts...

Based on a Tumblr post with Spidey clinging to the Avenger's backs. Hulk causes chaos on a New York street, and Spidey arrives just in time to defuse the situation, only it wasn't in the way he expected. May turn into a mini-series.

Lucifer must set out on the most trying test of his immortal life, fatherhood, but that's only if he can survive a pregnant human. Takes place after 1x04.

For weeks now, Merlin had been acting strangely, and, considering how much time they spent together, Arthur would have to be a complete imbecile not to notice. And, even if Merlin would argue that he was a complete imbecile, Arthur was just a bit more intelligent than Merlin gave him credit for. (Contains sick!Merlin)(TRIGGER WARNINGS: SELF HARM, DEPRESSION, ATTEMPTED SUICIDE)

In a rare chance to bond with his youngest brother, Scott takes Alan with him on a simple mission to repair a damaged satellite. With tempers running high, the boys find themselves arguing over the roles they play in International Rescue. When Alan slips off a cliff, it's up to Scott to save his brother and mend their broken relationship.

Now including Peter Parker! After my unfortunate accident where I lost the first guideline, Fury made me re-do the whole guideline. When will he understand that no one is going to follow these rules? Signed Jackie Walker. Rated T for language and other stuff. SEQUEL TO GUIDELINE TO LIVING WITH THE AVENGERS

It started out as a simple mission then everything went horribly wrong. (Set in TAG universe with some TOS ideas)

Percy has a nightmare and so does Nico. One shot

Life goes on. People change. Everything is finally over. Everyone can calm down. The life the Fates are making is playing out. Saddness, Happiness, Mistakes, and Goodbyes. Life is changing. Slash and Femslash. Nico/Percy, Piper/Annabeth, Jason/Reyna, Leo/Cecil, Frank/Hazel, and Chris/Clarisse. Squeal in progress.

Sam and Dean find themselves falling in love with their angels. What will happen when someone seeks to ruin their happiness? Mistakes will be made. (Destiel & Sabriel) possible smut Hope everyone enjoys. Leave Reviews on what you think about it, it'll help me get a more understanding of what everyone wants to see or happen. Thanks :)

Fresh from his latest regeneration The Doctor and Rose arrive in Godric's Hollow where they find the youngest and newest member of the Tardis crew.

A rescue becomes disastrous when Alan finds himself trapped beneath the rubble of a collapsed business suite in California and he knows things are only about to get worse when he realizes his body is trying to alert him to something that needs immediate attention. Can Alan's brothers rescue him in time or will he be forced to deal with the consequences? AU Rated T for language

Tony tells the team why he hates Howard Stark so much. The elder Stark did something unspeakable to Tony that removed most of his ability to express real emotion and removed his status as fully human. (For tony-angst lovers because who doesn't love tony angst?)Cyborg!-Tony, Slightly- Dark-!-Tony (Mentions of Child Abuse)

Formerly known as the secret traits of honey and mori. After the war Harry left those that betrayed him with Teddy in hand, to start anew in Japan by enrolling in Ouran academy. Where he will meet 2 boys that will give him the love he was denied. Slash/yaoi THREESOME Sub/uke Harry Dom/seme Honey&Mori rated m for future sexual themes and mpreg

Harry receives a letter from his parents after he turns 18 that he is a weredragon from both James and Lily Potter. The public is scared of him and they threaten to stick him in Azkaban. Fate bring brings him to Beacon Hills after their math teacher dies of mysterious causes. This will be Harry/Derek/Stiles.

At the end of Harry's 5th year he defeats Voldemort. After finding out that he has cancer and his friends turn their backs on him, Harry runs away to Forks Washington. Harry / Carlisle, slash, possible Mpreg, mention of past abusive.

One shot / Revised! Sam and John get into a fight and Sam runs off. He meets a wolf along the way who helps him in more ways than one. What kind of trouble will Sam encounter along the way?

Peter Parker needs a dad not a Daddy (5 times the team thought Tony was Peter's sugar daddy and one time they realized he wasn't.)

Wally and Dick aren't dating, so they don't understand why everyone thinks they are. Then again, stranger things have happened. Or, five times people assumed Wally and Dick were dating, and the one time they realized it themselves. Birdflash.

A series of short stories as Virgil practices one of his favorite pastimes - catching his brothers trying to hide injuries.

Loki is James Potter, after leaving Earth in grief believing his family to be dead, he comes back after Thors exile to goad him but stumbles across something that will make the darkness in his flee. His family.

When Tony was a child, Howard did something terrible to him. He took away his sight. Tony eventually found a cure, but was stuck blind for the bulk of his childhood. This, of course, was kept a secret. Nobody knows. But then again, if the villain underestimates you, you have the advantage, even if you have a disability. Lots of Tony whump!

It happened just the way you fall asleep: slowly and then all at once. So one fine day they found themselves unexpectedly, impossibly, utterly and irrevocably in love with each other. Collection of one shots of moments in Adalind and Nick's journey to each other.

The younger Tracy brothers specialize in giving their older brothers gray hairs! This will (theoretically) be a collection of short stories.

Fem!Robin, AU. Agatha Grayson finds herself in endless trouble when she's captured by the Joker and forced to carry his heir. Not only that, but she's a tiny girl of 15 whose body and mind aren't ready for motherhood. How will she get through this one with her sanity intact? Rated for violence. NO SEXUAL CONTENT.

Just a little Nick/Adalind fluff to help get us through the long hiatus that wouldn't leave me alone as I was working on my sequel to Coming to Terms. Takes place shortly after that story ends. One-shot.

When the soon-to-be-King falls for a certain white-haired boy, his whole life flips upside down. But maybe, with some help, that'll end up as the better life anyway. Rated M for slash in later chapters. I do not own Descendants or any of the characters.

Sam and Dean set out to drive to a new hunt. Along the way they make stops for food, lodging, laundry, gas, what ever. These stories are Dom!Sam / Sub!Dean Wincest as seen through Outsider's eyes. I love other P.O.V stories. Come along for the ride.

Who did Uther conquer Camelot off of? Could it have been a Dragonlord? "Your gift, Merlin, was given to you for a reason." Merlin felt like a weight had been lifted off of him. "So there is a reason." The dragon nodded. "Merlin, you are the true Heir and King of Camelot who will unite the land of Albion."

Harry discovers Dumbledore's plot with the help of an Imprisoned Sirius. But what happens when he reaches his new School in Japan? What about what he left behind? CreatureFic. Harry X Kyoya X Umehito

Ever wondered what Ash and May would look like when they're high on sugar? If so this is your chance. Read the story and we'll see who gets the last laugh...

*SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4 FINALE! If there is one thing that Adalind Schade knows how to do, it's survive. Perhaps this time, she won't have to do it alone. Picks up at the end of 'Cry Havoc'. Adalind-Nick

The Avengers have a little fun with Loki, pranks and other random ideas. I do not own the Avengers.

After the battle with Voldemort in 3th year Harry goes with his family were he belongs, in Mystic Falls, there he will encounter his soulmate, make friends and news enemies… Warnings inside! AU/OCC I suck with summaries but you will not regret it! I promise it's worth it! :)

A car accident during his last high school year leaves Percy paralyzed from the waist down and highly depressed. There's no way to save his legs anymore, but an unlikely source brings an unlikely solution - Triton offers Percy to turn him to a merman and to start a new life. Triton/Percy slash and mpreg - Starts very sad, but ends very happy

It's summer. It's hot. What better way to cool down than to go swimming? Oh wait. But what if you can't swim? We'll just have to fix that. A/N I'm giving this a T rating for possible language later.

Seamus wakes up early only to notice something strange on Harry's lower back. Does Harry have a tattoo? If so, what is it? Drarry, also some Seamus/Dean and R/Hr. 8th year fic.

Belle and Adam are hiding a terrible secret from their son. Who will help Ben when he suffers from a beastly curse?

Ben invites Mal to have dinner with him and his parents after the pep rally but dinner does not exactly go to plan. - AN: - Based on an Idea I had when Belle asked Ben "Does he shed a lot?" and he answered "Yeah my mum won't let him on the couch"

A alternate version of the movie's ending scenes from the moment Fairy God Mother is frozen by Maleficent.

*adopted from arudhatt* After fighting for so long, Harry is betrayed and forced to Bond with Voldemort. Read as Harry sheds his Gryffindor mask and becomes Consort Slytherin to get his revenge. Will he be able to find the love and family he's always wanted? *AU from OotP on* Select Weasley/Granger/Dumbledore bashing SLASH Mpreg RATED M for a reason!

The five times Jay cried and the one time Carlos saved him. One-shot, angst-filled Jaylos with a slightly happy ending. Trigger warnings to suicide.

James Potter has been hiding a terrible secret in the dungeons under Potter Manor. When he is captured by the dark and it is revealed, new truths will come to light and an old rivalry will come to an end. Extremely dark, torture, abuse, dark wins. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Evil!James, Evil!sirius. Good!Malfoy's, Good!Voldemort, good!Snape, Good!Dumbledore. COMPLETE!

Contains evil Dumbledore, Lily and James not Harry's real parents, non-con and child abuse, mpreg, yaoi, own character, and time travel. With Voldermort gone, Dumbledore revealed his true colours. Harry had the chance to live his life over. Will he manage to save his friends from two evil wizards?

Remy's life is turned upside down when his adopted father, Jean-Luc LeBeau, shows up at the Xavier School with news. Months before, Remy had broken up with, and walked out on, his boyfriend, Dr. Spencer Reid. But Spencer had withheld something very important when Remy left him... and Jean-Luc won't let Remy get off easy... SLASH, Mpreg

Haruhi was as happy as can be graduating valedictorian from high school and dating her high school sweet heart, that is until he leaves out of the blue and she finds out she's pregnant. What will happen when his best friend lies to save her honor? What will happen to them and "their" son? How will they tell him when he grows up? HarxTam HarxKyo

What if before Voldemort could even meet Harry. Lily used a spell to send Harry away. what if she sent him to the land of Equestria and was founded by none other than Rainbow Dash and Gilda the Griffon? Rated M just in case.

Superfamily Oneshot. When the Suitcase Suit is stolen, only Peter knows who took it. But Peter claims the culprit is someone named "Uncle Big", and NO ONE KNOWS WHO THAT IS.

They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.

You're special, Stiles, and being special doesn't necessarily mean something bad." "Like you?" the teen looked at him and Harry chuckled. "I'm Death, sweetie. You don't get any more special than that." SLASH, IMPLIED THREESOME, RATED M FOR A REASON

When Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his fourth year, the truth about his treatment by the muggles is revealed. Single chapter, Warning: slash, some strong language, mentions of abuse and rape. Harry/Fred pairing.

(I originally wrote this one as a one-shot, hence the weird-ish name) Merlin is been held by bandits and gets a beating every single day. He's worried that it will harm his unborn child and hopes that Arthur will find him soon. Afterwards he finds that the whole kidnapping gives him more problems than he wanted. Mpreg! [FINISHED, BUT CONTINUES AS ONESHOTS STARTING FROM CHAPTER 16]

A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.

Sequel to Demigod or Just God. Perci wakes in a strange house filled with wolves, but her memories are gone. Back in Manhattan there is an equally confused Tony, with the help of a mental link they meet up and search for Death himself, all while keeping one step ahead of S.H.I.E.L.D and Tony's teammates.

Some Skittles fluff. Scott is sick and Stiles takes care of him. Special thanks to my beta reader lunatic922.

Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA

Reid gets aged down and the team has to get him back to adulthood, day by day. No pairings. Story is better then the summary, and the explanation for the aging down. R&R! Rated for language and context in later chapters! Disclaimer: Criminal Minds is not mine :P

Four times someone was a mother figure to Robin/Nightwing and the one time he saved them. COMPLETE. Cat Woman, Talia al Ghull, Black Canary and Wonder Woman

For some reason Nick had this scent that is driving male Wesen nuts

Wolf writes a letter to let FanFiction readers know how he feels. Eagle follows up with another letter offering blackmail as a bribe. Now Fox chimes in... or tries too, anyway. UPDATED! 6/12/2014.

Percy isn't feeling so hot. Actually, he's plenty hot after having a building collapsed on him by the usual villain. When his claustrophobia starts kicking in from being trapped underneath a few tons of concrete, he isn't sure what he's going to do. Luckily, Tony and the others are there to help him. One-shot. The Art of Finding Yourself verse but can stand alone.

Why Giovanni was found in Delia Ketchum's house is beyond Ash's comprehension. When Ash discovers that Giovanni is his father, he isn't sure how to handle it. He definitely isn't sure that he wants to hear about his parent's past or that his childhood is a lie. Diamondshipping

When some Skittles find their way into camp everyone goes crazy. Either that or everyone had been mentally challenged before the massive sugar high. All of that sugar is just to much for their tiny ADHD brains to handle.

Post Iron Man 3 - After the events of the Avengers Loki serves his time in the Asgardian prison (while Tony fought the Mandarin) but then is banished to Midgard without his magic. But what happens when he meets Tony again and they hit it off? FrostIron, Mpreg, smut ;) Please review and enjoy.

Kyouya Ootori the great Shadow King isn't what people think he is, cold, emotionless, strong, only Haruhi understands him and knows who he really is. One stormy night her first year at Ouran he shows up at her door bloody and limping asking for her help. What happen to him? What does Haruhi do? What will happen to them? Read to find out more! (This contains violence and abuse)

Jason and Percy have been spending a bit of time together, and Thalia has taken notice. Determined to keep them apart, because it's apparently for their own good, she enlists the help of Grover. But when her "plan" backfires, she has to fix it, and make sure her brother doesn't hate her guts altogether by the end of it. More PercyxJason at 2nd chapter. Nothing explicit, sorry.

MPreg. Stiles has what he's always secretly wanted - he's in a relationship with Derek and he's one of Derek's betas - but all that gets turned upside down when Gerard kidnaps him and his unexpected baby.

Fem-Perci is the daughter of Loki, Discovered by S.H.I.E.L.D she is taken to Asgard. How can she fight Kronos off realm and keep her Greek parentage a secret. Post-BotL, Post-Avengers. Swearing.

Being a demigod is never easy. Far from it. One half of the world doesn't understand you and the other half tries to kill you. Percy had learned this painful truth at a young age. But he had no idea how crazy his life could become, at least not until he met Apollo and became his champion. How will his fate change under the guidance of a god? AU Apollo raised Percy

Kaname just wanted some peace and quiet for once. But he ended up stepping into a vampire trap and found himself injured and sick, with only Zero Kiryuu to care for him. But as both boys spend the evening, they think, are their feelings Right or Wrong? If so, how bad can it be? Love is love.

Anthony Edward Stark holds a secret close to his heart. He's a mutant. What will the great Tony Stark do when the Avengers find out about his great wings? And will he ever ask for the help he needs? Anthony Edward Stark holds a secret. One that's about to be revealed to his friends. AU. Takes part after Avengers and Iron Man 3 never happens.

When Nick comes down with chickenpox, he starts to give in to how much he enjoys Monroe's touch. [Nick/Monroe].

Minerva and Severus are surprised when a first year refuses to take his seat, then he asks the headmistress to fire call his father to pick him up. Minerva and Severus know something is very wrong, now they have to work out what and why this young boy reminds them of a former student. Warning: slash, Male pregnancy. Hermione and Ron bashing.

My own version of rules to living with the Avengers. Enjoy! XD

The Avengers finally have some time off now that Loki's gone. So Tony gets the brilliant idea to give them all cell phones. Bit of Avengers texting for you all! Be prepared for ridiculousness. Rated T for language.

Drabbles. When they aren't saving the world, the Avengers have to deal with the problems in their own lives. Some are ridiculous, while others...are even more ridiculous.

Cassandra works for Tony Stark which means she works with The Avengers, this is her guide to working at Stark Tower! First funny fic please tell me what you think of it! Rated T because I'm paranoid.

Wally thought it was just another kidnapping, but when he finds Dick he isn't the same. Will their friendship last? Or will it turn into something more? Birdflash! and Fem/Robin Rated T

Percy Jackson is a normal guy, almost normal. He is also the son of Poseideon, a father who send him into a world unknown. How will he be happy under the era of piracy and how will Percy cope when he meet with Jack Sparrow? Slash,rated t for saftey

Sequel to Over the sea, on the sea, under the sea. One-shot What will happend when Percy is waiting for Jack, what will happend when they meet again after the centuries? rated t for safty

An excerpt of STARK tower's rulebook. The Avengers and co. have some rules they'd like to see implemented around the tower, and nobody pays attention to rule #12.

Translation to the AU to 1.08 Game Ogre. What if Juliette had left the house instead of attacking Stark with the boiling water? Torture!Nick, again AU

When our Avengers open their own chat room what silliness will come from them! Rated T to be safe

The demigods of camp half-blood and camp Jupiter face their next big struggle after the war, Facebook. Join the demigods you know as well as some new ones as they are exposed to the life of Facebook.

Alex escapes yet another assassin, but this time he's hurt. K-unit are assigned to protect him. Bad summary sorry! No longer a oneshot! Rated T for extremely mild cussing at the beginning.

If Scorpia had a complaints desk... and one Alex Rider visits it. Rated T for swearing. A totally random fanfic:) HAS BEEN REDONE. Chapter 2 is up. Not to be taken seriously, and I don't own Alex Rider.

Ares develops an obsession with one of Apollo's sons, Jason has a top secret teddy bear, Sally experiences confusion with chatspeak and Annabeth and Calypso battle it out on Facebook. WARNING: This story has caused people to choke on their dinner, fall off their chairs and receive weird looks for laughing too loudly.

The Avengers Initiative has a lot of rules, because it needs a lot of rules. Prompts are very much welcome

Wanna be a Demigod? Follow these rules and tips! Not bad for a "little" girl!

Just a little one-shot spin off from the Son Of Neptune about Thantos and Percy. Written in Frank's P.O.V

Unsurprisingly Jessica 'Jex' Stark is in trouble again. Only this time she got caught. So as punishment Fury's sitting her down and forcing her to write out a set of rules about the things she's NOT allowed to do, as if that'll work. Character from Bows Brothers and Broken Hearts.

These are lists of sure fire ways to anger the gods. Read at your own risk. On Indefinate Hiatus...Sorry

Agent Coulson is relaying a list of rules to some new cadets

While Harry is resting at the Burrow, Arthur and Molly Weasley decide it's time to explain to Harry, Ron and George about something they will soon feel.

Ok, so I was bored. This is basically all the Avengers texting. I think it's pretty funny! I did make all these up myself btw! This will most likely be updated more then once a day! Please read and review thx!

Just some of the rules of the Avengers Tower. Forbidden this and banned that. No this and Don't that. Of course why all the rules are here are explained. Read and tell me whatcha think! : I only own the narrator.

Adopted and reposted from Agentcherub. Brookland goes to Brecon Beacons after an unknown threat. Alex, Ben and a supposed to be dead man, rejoins K-unit. What will his classmates think of the "druggy" now that they know he's an SAS/MI6 legend? SCORPIA has a new threat that hits close to Alex, a new 'doctor' on the loose, will he survive? I don't own Alex Rider! COMPLETE

The Team's mission was supposed to be simple, protect a student at Hogwarts from an upcoming threat. But between the dragons, reporters, and people trying to kill them, simple isn't really a word Kid Flash would have used. Sequel to Wally's Secret, please read that before this.

Harry is shocked when he finds out that Tonks is alive, so he decides to stay with her to get to know his godson and help Tonks through her grieving. Things become complicated when Harry falls for Tonks.

Nick Fury writes a list of rules for his team

It seems everyone on the team has a secret they don't want discovered, even Kid Flash

"My name is Anthony Edward Stark, and I am a Were."

I think the title says it all its demigod and gods on face book you have to be insane not to read this

The PJO characters and Kate the Great have Facebook! See what happens... Bros4Life sort of owns Kate...

"Catwoman?" "The one and only." Series of drabbles about Catwoman interacting with the Team.

Harry wakes on his eighteen birthday to the biggest shock of his life, then finds out it's something he has to learn to live with. Follow Harry Potters amusing antics when his female self is the complete opposite to his male self. Warning: slash, female and male Harry.

When the Olympians and half-blood learn about facebook, nothing but stupid random comments!

Turns out that one of the Young Justice members isn't even from Earth-16. In other words, the Young Justice dimension. What happens when people from the other dimension come over and demand for him/her to return? What if they don't remember the other dimension at all? They've been on Earth-16 all their life... that can't, won't, just leave. But will they?

In which Sherlock and John already know each other, and how Scotland Yard finds out.

What if Demigods had iPhones? They would be texting eachother a lot. But they never heard of "Auto correct". Join the gang in this funny story about the messed up conversations, twisted sayings, and hilarious auto corrects. Rated T for mature language.

A semi-monster hunt goes wrong and Thalia is forced to deal with a concussed Percy. Along the way, she learns a few things. Set between Sea of Monsters and Titan's Curse.

Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.

Every time Robin or Dick Grayson plays with words around people they go crazy. Until he meets the Joker. What happens when Robin starts hanging out with the Joker? Rated for an insane Robin. :D

"Are those ducks?" Artemis whispered. "I think so," Wally said. "Why are ducklings following Red Tornado?" Kaldur questioned. When ducklings invade... R&R

The list of things no longer allowed at Camp Half Blood, thanks to Elsie and Tori. It's just plain goofy; who doesn't love some clever, pointless silliness? Ranging generally over all the books. R&R, darlings!

When asked later about it, it would be all Green's Arrow's fault. Of course he'll blame Batman for even installing the cameras in the first place. Nor was it his fault the kids' lives were so interesting that spying on them was fun! R&R

Alex writes about the ten things he fears. Drabble.

Each member of the K-Unit puts out a job description for joining their team after Cub leaves. Includes a description of the actual job posting by the sergeant.

Alex Rider's English assignment: thirteen reasons to learn another language. Follows the "Fox is an English teacher" series.

Summary: Alex's teacher gives him an unorthodox English assignment - to write about 50 things he would never do. What does Alex write about?

5 times Bruce was protective of Dick and the one time Dick was protective of Bruce. "Ah, he's getting terribly overprotective of Master Richard. Hopefully he doesn't go too overboard." R&R

Each member of the team gets to learn why Alfred is awesome, whether they want it or not. Alfred is the best there is. R&R

The Gods & the campers of Camp Half-Blood have finally decided to do something about Hermes's little tormentors.

Percy wakes up, hearing a strange, soft, random singing. Then a scraping at his door. He goes to see what it is. And it was a... Read it to find out!

A sick Kaname is a grouchy Kaname. Can a visit from his hunter make him feel that much better? KanaZero

Camp has published their next rule book-especially for Connor Stoll...

Travis has gone one trick too far...now all of camp has decided to write a list of 51 things he cannot do, much as he may want to...

Harry is taken from the Dursleys by his new neighbors after Vernon hits Harry with his car. Life at Hogwarts gets more interesting with the Boy Who Lived being disabled and even more so when unusual Death Eater activities bring in the NCIS team. X-over!

When attacked by a dragon, Merlin uses a wrong spell and something life changing happens and Arthur has to look after him. Merlin/Arthur friendship.

Reid and Hotch find a special bond in a crisis. Actually, crisis is the wrong word! very hurtcomfort. no slash! BTW I have deleted 1st attempt at Ch14. Didn't like it. look out for rewritten one!R&R please!