Heyy, Kayrene here:D

i love ff.net, all the fic are awesome

Random Facts About Me: 1. i live in sunny, sunny (being sarcastic) scotland
2. last time i checked i was a girl
3. Harry/Draco or Magnus/Alec are my fave pairings
4. i find draco/hermione, ron/harry extremly disturbing
5. i mcdonalds
6. cant stop listening to Crazy Angel by Kill Hannah (gd song, listen to it :D)
7. My name is funny lol (no offence to any other Kayrenes out there)
8. i love harry potter, the Immortal instrument series, the Night world series, twilight series, skullduggery pleasant series
Vampire Diaries series, the Cat Royal series - basically i love to read!:D
9. i think Taylor launter is hot!
10. Tom Felton too :D

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Fave couplings (conon&non):
Harry&Draco (hot!!)
Hermione&Krum (she likes hur Q. Players;)
Hermione&Ron (aww)
Nevile&Luna (too cute)
Nevile&blaise(the quiet ones:D)
Seamus&Dean (why not?)
Severus&Lily (meant to be)
Lucius&Snape (yu know it was canon;)
Remus&Tonks (teddy!)
Remus&Sirius (coulda bn)

00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:
1. Severus Snape
2. Harry Potter
3. Hermione Granger
4. Albus Dumbeldore
5. Draco Malfoy
6. Luna Lovegood
7. Ron Weasley
8. Minerva McGonagall
9. Neville Longbottom
8. Lord Voldemort
9. Fred Weasley
10. Blaise Zabini
11. George Weasley
12. Sirius Black

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Luna/George – no, but it’d be interesting no doubt

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Dumbeldore – maybe in his younger years lol

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Sirius got Minerva pregnant – that’s disturbing lol, a lot of gasp and “OMG, when did that happen!”

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Fred Weasley – I have read some, but just can’t remember any – sorry

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple
Harry/Luna – hmm, never thought of that before, i suppose it’d be kinda cute ^_^

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Draco/Fred or Draco/Blaise – Neither, Draco belongs to harry!! But i suppose f i had to choose Draco/Blaise

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ron walked in on Harry and Sirius – What’re you doing, that’s your godfather!! Then faints XD

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Hermione/Blaise – ‘What happens when Blaise comes across a distraught Gryffindor in an empty library’ omg lol, i wouldn’t even read that :L

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Severus/Minerva – god I hope not, scary stuff lol can anyone imagine any of these two in the same sentence as fluffy lol

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Ron/Sirius – ‘Red meets Black’ sorry lol can’t think of any for this :L

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Albus/Severus – “Albus comforts a distraught (virgin :L) Snape after Lilys’ death” god how wrong that is *metal shiver*

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
as anti-social as i am (well, mostly on this site :L) i don’t even think i have a friend list, but im sure lots of people read Ron fics

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Same as above, no clue, but im sure lots do

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
This again lol:L no clue

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Harry/Albus/Draco – i’m sure they would if Albus wasn’t part of it lol

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Blaise – em, dunno – ‘God Yeh!’ i have absolutely no idea lol

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Voldemort - Animal I’ve Become – 3 days grace (thought it was kinda fitting)
Maybe Blood- My chemical romance :L

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Severus/Luna/Sirius – Male/Male/Girl threesome
OCC – unlikely events – nargles :L

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Blaise on Harry – ‘Hey Potter, come charm this snake’ lol

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Draco – a couple of hours ago lol Draco rocks ;)

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Luna – Erumpent horns LOL

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Fred/George Twincest – Sure thing ;) Sober and drunk

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Ron/Hermione – I think Hermione would have control of the ‘situation’ lol

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Severus and Fred are in a happy relationship until Fred runs off with Albus. Severus, hearted has a hot one-night sand with George and a brief unhappy affair with Sirius, then follows the wise advice of Draco and finds true love with Hermione- best story EVER!! :L ‘ A series of unlikely events’ ;) i don’t think anyone would read it XD

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Ron/Minerva – sick, nauseous, disgusted, freaked-out

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Lupin: Yes Harry.

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Lupin: All the time.

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Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

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