Imithwennyerehide bio
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings. I'm 26, happily married, mom to 2 under 3yrs, and I love all things Tolkien. I also enjoy reading CS Lewis. I am certain if my dear husband were aware how much time I spend reading FF.net, he would disavow me. My 3 yr old son is convinced that he is Aragorn, to the point that he hunts orc with his toy sword in our apartment. My pet name for my 9 month old baby daughter is Nazgurl, since she can produce the same blood curdling ear splitting screech that the Nazgul do in the movies. Lucky me.I do prefer the books to the movies though I think that PJ did do a fantastic job...it would be impossible to truly do the books justice unless he did a dozen films! I am a Viggo admirer, though more for his insides than his outsides (though his outsides are rather fine!) I legobash on occasion to inflame my friends who are rabid Orli fangurls. I am contemplating taking up the writing torch that I dropped about 7 years ago. Who knows, some people make money at this writing thing, why not me? |
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Heavy Hearted by Jo Slater reviews
When the family that exiled Ashk calls for her at her father’s deathbed, Ashk is torn between finding vengeance and finding peace where the past lies. Multichaptered
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,785 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Haldir
Nethin by Jo Slater reviews
The time has finally come and Haldir's youngest son greets Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,920 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Haldir
20 Questions by Jo Slater reviews
Ashk and Haldir's twins have a few questions in the months before Little Brother's arrival.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Haldir
Blessed by Jo Slater reviews
The Warden’s little family is about to get a big shock.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Haldir
Nighttime Monsters by Jo Slater reviews
Monsters under the bed are causing some sleepless nights for Haldir and Ashk.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Haldir
The Promise by Jo Slater reviews
When Ashk discovers what will be Haldir’s fate after her death, she asks for only a promise.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,557 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Haldir
Just for Tomorrow by Jo Slater reviews
Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, hides away his unwanted wife and children in a human village north of Lorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 125,954 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Haldir - Complete
Sleep Rap by Adryl reviews
Legolas talks in his sleep? Who knew? Borrowed lines from Beverly Hills Cop II. NEW! More randomness added, LOTR modern life! DISCONTINUED ATM
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,635 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/29/2004 - Published: 3/22/2003
The Dragon's Egg by shireling reviews
A Fairytale of Gondor. A Dragon, a Wizard and a Prophesy. Written for the 'Happy Faramir' challenge
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Faramir, Eowyn
Adoration by shireling reviews
Eowyn and Faramir share an intimate post-bath interlude
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Eowyn, Faramir
As the Moon Loves the Sun by sunandshadow reviews
Grima called Wormtongue would lead all Rohan to its doom to posses Eowyn. Faramir finds himself fascinated by the dark Grima. And Eowyn sees in Faramir a golden prince made after the image of the brother she worships.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Grima W., Faramir
Elrond’s Reasons Choosing FellowshipNot List by MayetraWolfking reviews
The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship. This is a story and not a list. It contains Foul Language, Implied Drug Use and Adult Situations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 12/13/2003 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Elrond
Elessar and Evenstar Tie the Knot by The Last Evenstar reviews
An elaboration on the one sentance from RotK that describes Aragorn's and Arwen's wedding. What will go wrong? Everything that possibly can! NOW COMPLETE! (Cue: Jump for Joy)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,639 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2003 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
The Final Remake of LOTR The Stage Version by The Dude-dan
Can the stage version of the of the infamous Lord of the Rings trilogy be retold in its splendor through the stage adapation? Can it provoke the same emotions as the movies did? Can PJ pull it off this time around?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2003
Of Rope And Of Knots by Fennelseed reviews
Frodo likes that Elven rope of Sam's. He really likes it. (SLASH. Somewhat kinky.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Legolas, Cheeto's, Black Plague and DWARVEN SPIES by Oddwen Floddball reviews
Winner of the Inter-Realm Parody Contest over at CoE. A parody of Legolas's part at the Council of Elrond. Slight Leggy-bashing does occur. (And you knew it would)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Legolas
Hallelujahs by teirrah reviews
Song parodies, mostly to the tune of Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright, but some are of songs such as 'Be a Man' from Disney's Mulan. They are based on characters in the books and films: The Lord of the Rings. I wrote them with my friend Tia.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/22/2003
Haunted by Daughter of Rohan reviews
Éowyn has a rather disturbing dream about the man she detests...Gríma Wormtongue. But what does the dream mean? Lyrics are taken from the song 'Haunted' by Evanescence. - "You always were a part of me...and you always will be...my love..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/10/2003 - Eowyn, Grima W.
Aragorn's daughter by Legolasfan2 reviews
He didn't know her. He has finally met her. She wanted to meet her father and she has but doesn't know it yet. She falls for an elf and he is her fathers mate. Rated R for later chappies!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/23/2003 - Aragorn, Eowyn
To Make You Love Me by ScHiZoPhReNiC-GoLlUm reviews
When young, fierce and beautiful Eowyn teams up with powerful, sly Legolas, there's nothing they can't get - besides the love of whom they desire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,449 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 3/26/2003 - Eowyn, Legolas
In The Garden by Cariad1 reviews
An Eowyn/Faramir wedding night story. Because I adore them. And there aren't enough Eowyn/Faramir stories.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2003 - Eowyn, Faramir
Talking to Darkness by Vereena reviews
Eowyn, daughter of Eomund. Grima, son of Galmod. Light and Darkness. And something else... Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,950 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2003 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
In Dreams by leiasky reviews
Aragorn Dreams........ COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
The Heat of Trees by Claudi007 reviews
Arwen has a secret admirer. Het.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2002 - Arwen U.
Confidence and Desire by Xander03 reviews
Arwen/Aragorn romance and first time. From the books, not the movie. Please Read and Review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Crystalline by warinbabylon reviews
Companion piece to Waterfall
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
Waterfall by warinbabylon reviews
Arwen watches Aragorn in a waterfall
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2002 - Arwen U., Aragorn
A Night to Remember by leiasky reviews
Mischief abounds on the evening of Arwen and Aragorn’s wedding. The couple receive special gifts from the fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Never Say Goodbye reviews
Aragorn tries to relaease Arwen from their betrothal, One shot, movie verse vignette. Omniscient POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete