Sometimes even Miranda Priestly needs to be saved.

Miranda can't forget about the one who got away. Fate and Fashion Week bring them back together in a surprising way. It is a cross over but don't let that frighten you.

At the behest of Lord Voldemort, Severus Snape is forced to commit a deplorable act against one who should have been under his protection. Bound by Dark Magic, he and Hermione Granger must learn to trust one another and themselves as they work together to thwart the dark plots surrounding them.

Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU

Post 2.16. Slowly going mad, a vengeful Clarke hunts down Lexa in order to kill her, but not only does Lexa refuse to die, she refuses to let Clarke go again. There will be regular updates at least 1x a week on Monday. Lots of angst, humor, fluff, hope, bad-@zz original characters, and smut. I promise a Happy Ending.

Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.

Now complete with less vague summary! Post-war adventure across the British countryside, Hermione accidentally falls in love with Narcissa Malfoy, classified missions and intrigue and dementors oh my, Ron isn't a jerk (what! unheard of!), slow burn romance with a Serious Plot. "This is your last chance to turn back. I won't be responsible for any nightmares it brings you."

Andy Sachs finds one of the Priestly twins running through a bad part of town. After making her a hot chocolate, Andy discovers something about Miranda that will change her world.

When Andy is called with a new contract to assassinate the highest profile target in New York City, things don't quite go to plan. UPDATE: editing and minor plot structure. Majority of the story remains the same

A collection of one-shots and responses to prompts, most cross-posted on tumblr. Miranda/Andrea. Various ratings.

Princess Aurora invites Maleficent out for dinner at the House of Mouse. [Prompt response, modernish Magic Kingdom AU thing. Complete.]

Sixteen years ago, a wicked fairy condemned the Princess Aurora to die. A few days ago, defeated by Prince Philip and the Good Fairies, the wicked fairy Maleficent was confined to the dungeons of King Stefan's castle to await her own death sentence. In her final hours, Maleficent offers the princess a bargain. [Slow burn Maleficent/Aurora. Complete.]

A tale maturing with Severus and Hermione, as she saves him, and they learn to fall in love. Hey, I've updated! :)

Something is wrong with Andy. MIranda takes charge. Andy freaks out. Miranda insists.

With the fall of Voldermort, the Wizarding World has changed. Now, muggleborns must marry before they turn nineteen. Hermione Granger must make the hardest decision of her life. Knowing that the rest of her life will be shaped by this choice, who will she choose? And what will become of her in married life? Will she learn to love the man she chose? Or will she be miserable? *AU*

I absolutely HAD to write a story concerning what happened to the Borg infant from the episode where they found the Borg children on the cube! You know, the infant the original writers CONVENIENTLY NEVER MENTIONED AGAIN driving me absolutely insane! So, I had to write my own explanation. I'm having problems w the site right now but will have it all straight soon i hope.

THIS STORY IS UNGOING AN OVERHAUL CURRENTLY FOR 2019. Although the story concept is the same, ALL chapters have been rewritten and I'm working on the new ones. It is still for mature readers only, still has graphic scenes, abuse, torture, sexual abuse etc. The new versions will be posted soon. I'm nearly finished with it.

'"Hello Wanheda." And of course Anya would be the one to find her.' What if Anya survived being shot at Camp Jaha in season two. What if Anya was sent to find Clarke in Roan's place. What if season three was the civil war we all wanted.

Miranda is a powerful woman with connections to Washington and Wall Street that run deeper than anyone ever imagined. She and Andrea Sachs are married and happy despite the state of the world. The US is suffering from a new Depression and also preparing for a new World War. Miranda and Andrea leave NY and the editor makes an astounding confession. This is only the beginning.

Photos of Olivia and Alex surface that threaten to destroy both of their careers. Who is behind the photos and will this finally prompt them to reveal their true feelings for each other? Setting is in current day around the end of Season 17.

Hermione is captured by deatheaters. And before voldemort can choose her husband, she asks for Snape. She barely trusts him, but she knows as a professor he must protect her. She cannot accompany Harry and ron, so she finds someone to go in her stead. And what secret is she hiding from everyone, but especially Ron? kind of dh compliant and kind of not. M for certain chapters,

Malora drabbles and short stories, all one-shots.

Previously posted as a series of oneshots - Minerva suffers loss after loss, and ends up in the pit of depression. Hermione wants to help her, but at what cost?

Wikkt marriage challenge: In which we break all the rules

After Hermione's first successful animagus transformation, she smells something that makes the animal in her go wild. Smut!

In late 1941, Miranda Priestly is in Pearl Harbor to spend Christmas with her daughters, joined by her assistant Andy Sachs, whom she is far too fond of. Kathryn Janeway owns an aviation company and her new employee, Annika Hanson, gets one her nerves as and enters her heart equally. On Dec 7, the Japanese fleet surprisingly attacks Pearl Harbor, endangering all the women's lives.

A prompt i got on FB. Hermione and Minerva stumble upon one another in the lesbian literature section of a muggle library and realise they have more in common than they first thought. F/F Hermione/Minerva HG/MM One-shot. M for smut

Miranda has blackballed Andy as a journalist, but not as a writer. Andy takes a pen name and becomes a famous writer of children/pre-teen novels that later is made into a movie series… A Mirandy fic

Clarke swears that once she finds out who is supplying the Commander these lines, she'll kill them...Lexa, however, is determined to get this right even if she doesn't understand half of what she is told.

A brief glance into the trials and tribulations of trying to conceive. Warning for mentions of miscarriage and failed IVF treatments.

Another little saga continuation involving the two best characters on the show: Maleficent and Regina get ready to meet the new addition to their family, but with the increasing dangers of the forests two well-known monarchs closing in. The blonde may have been too late to rescue their child, but a simple matter of timing can make a difference and change the events that would lead

Just as Hermione is finishing up at Hogwarts, she and her beloved Professor McGonagall get into an argument which builds to a duel. More than a year later, still angry at one another, the Ministry passes a Marriage Law, and both are rather dismayed when they are paired together.

Miranda has never quite understood the purpose of anniversaries, at least until Andrea Sachs walked into her life.

Andy's finally been promoted to First Assistant, and it's been finding hard to keep a new second assistant. Just when she thinks she's found one, Nigel strides in a tells her she won't last a day and Andy bets that she will. She, of course, loses and now she has to flirt with Miranda for the entire day. She's pretty sure she's going to die, but not before she takes Nigel with her.

Just a little fun play time with our two great ladies.

When the twins bother her about wanting a tumblr, Miranda investigates by making a tumblr of herself. She finds that it's a good way to pass the time and continues to long on. Until she comes across a photo that isn't from one of her authorized shoots and follows if back to a blog where there are more. She goes on a mission to find who runs this blog, and the answer surprises her.

Andy's been contemplating a new tattoo for a while ever since watercolor tattoos had first caught her eye, but she hadn't found the right design until she walked past one of the many tattoo parlors in the city and it was sitting right in the window.

Two years after Paris, Andy is a journalist breaking a controversial story getting her serious heat. Miranda swoops in out of nowhere to protect her - in a way only Miranda would think was perfectly logical. For Elliewrites, who asked so sweetly.

It's now or never - who does she think she's fooling? - she can never go back. Written for Jewels - the inspiration. Respectfully dedicated to the authors of the stories I return to again and again. Gun Brooke, WrittenSword, jehc, jazwriter, redcharcoal, and CrazyBeCat.

Love hits you when you least expect it, but when you acknowledge it for what it is- fireworks result. Will these two brave women embrace the gift of love or run from it?

After the war Hermione is offered a chance to apprentice under Professor Snape to become his replacement. During the process they get know each other in a whole new way but he isn't the easiest person to get close to and Hermione's plans have never worked out exactly how she planned them to. Gradual HG/SS get-together fic.

At an event, Andrea finds two very bored 13 year olds in Miranda's upstairs suite, used to change clothes so her dress won't wrinkle in the car. Making a rash decision, she pulls them downstairs and tells the DJ, who has been playing flavorful music for the event, to play something a little different… and takes the twins onto the dance floor to have some fun. Mirandy wip, no Paris.

Lady Grantham can't seem to get over the loss of O'Brien but when she finds out her former maid has been stranded in India she decides she must find her and get her back. Starts out pretty K but the rating will go up to M in Ch. 2, 4 and beyond.

Continuation of Bola's Loves an Emotion. Follow Hermione and Minerva as they help bring the Dark Lord down. Some dark parts. Follows somewhat to the 7th book but not too closely for obvious reasons. Femmslash later so don't like, don't read.

My own idea of how the Maleficent movie should continue. Maleficent and Aurora centered. Aurora grows and figures out her feelings for Maleficent. I own nothing. I have never written anything before except academic essays for school so I would love feedback on my writing. This has been un-Betad so any and all mistakes are mine and mine alone. Thanks in advance!

Andy isn't ready to make nice.

Patricia just wants to be a good dog...but sometimes helping your master means disobeying, especially when it comes to the new girl.

Prompt 11: Miranda/Andy. Tickling. Miranda Priestly has a hidden fetish that no one has ever known about, until her Andrea. Okay I realise I've taken a very broad view of 'fetish'.

Andy finds a kitten.

After giving Thor up to Malekith, Loki claims to have done it in order to save them but after a betrayal from Malekith, both Loki and Jane find themselves in a tender situation as they fight to escape their predicament...and the fire that builds between them. LOKANE! (Rated M for further chapters)

HG/SS, AU: No one knew the true emotional toll on Hermione Granger after the Second Wizarding War – no one save Severus Snape - the one person who carried his own carefully hidden scars. This is a tale of sacrifice, innocence lost, pain remembered, respect gained, trust found, faith born of something greater than one can find alone, and ultimately a love that transcends age.

Malora Week 7/19 - Wedding... Aurora plans her wedding. The day finally arrives. Of course, no event in this kingdom ever goes to plan, does it? Wedding scene pt 1 (chp 3) now up! Twists and flashbacks, just read it ;)

Maleficent is afraid of hurting her beastie, but Aurora wonders if what she's really afraid of is something else entirely. Beginnings of dom!Aurora/sub!Maleficent. Written for Malora Week day 7/17: First Time

In Las Vegas for a photo shoot, Miranda wakes to find her life has changed. The question is does she want to change it back. Pairing: Miranda/Andy

Maleficent wants to fly back to the Moors to sleep as she usually does, but a winter storm has her stuck. Aurora and her bed don't mind. For the Malora Week's 7/18 - NSFW - Prompt.

Aurora is dirty, and goes to take a bath. Maleficent isn't too sure that her blatant nakedness is such a good thing. For Malora Week's 7/16 Challenge: Jealousy/Possessive(ness) and 7/17 Challenge: First Time

My Malora Week 7/15 – True Love's Kiss Prompt. What goes on in Maleficent's mind the night that her curse plays out, threatening to snatch her one brilliant light in a sea of darkness away?

The scene is set in an A/U in which Minerva never taught at Hogwarts. Meeting for the first time as adults, she and Minerva hit it off at once. Years later, Hermione is working as an Unspeakable and gets transported to "cannon" reality, and the "cannon" Hermione is thrust unwillingly into the A/U. How will each handle the changes; both there, and when they get home? M for later.

"There was no response, just a rough grab on her arm as she was practically being dragged away. She didn't know where she was being taken to, and a flutter of fear blossomed in her stomach."

"For a very clever woman you really don't pay that much attention do you? Watch her and you will see what everyone else is seeing, the girl needs help Miranda and you're the only one who can do that." With Andrea's personal life becoming harder to live with. Miranda makes it her mission to give the girl the best possible care and hopefully bring her back to the way she once was.

The Beastie believes in the magic of the moonlight…and nudity. Oneshot. (Malora fluff. I repeat: fluff.)

After having spent time amongst humans and their civilization, Aurora realizes that both Beauty and the Beast might not be who everyone thinks they are. Maleficent/Aurora oneshot. Translated by me, original French version by Rorona Robin. M because it's dark out there in the woods. Consider complete, unless Rorona Robin decides to write another one.

Set post-movie. Andy realises she made a mistake when she walked away from Miranda, now all she needs is a second chance to make things right. This is my version of how Miranda and Andy get together. Mirandy, though some Nate/Andy and references to Stephen/Miranda.

Stefan is dead and Maleficent has been reunited with her wings, but all is not well. In order to put right the many wrongs she has caused Maleficent is forced to let go of the one she loves, and place all of her trust on the shoulders of a young girl (Femslash)

6 years post movie. Regina and Maleficent's friendship is one of mischievous competition. One day, Regina changes the game. Unbeknownst to all parties involved, the sudden swing in relationship dynamics stirs up a deep desire dwelling in each of them.

When someone steals a kiss from Aurora, it is only right that Maleficent give her a better one in return. Can be read as Malora or as a mother&daughter story (really!) For a prompt by kayellene on tumblr.

She lost her wings and she lost her heart. She never imagined both would come back to find her.

"I'd hardly call my life a fairytale when my true love's kiss was from the fairy who cursed me and I fell in love with the dragon." Aurora's having boy-troubles and needs Maleficent's advice, only she's not allowed to curse anyone. Pairing: Diaval/Aurora.

Aurora has an important question that no one seems willing to answer. Shameless crack and fluff. Hints/beginnings of Malora. (Don't read this if you like Philip.)

Maleficent risks her relationship with Aurora as she tells the girl about her vengeful past. Aurora's response comes as a shock to her.

A quiet moment discussing nicknames and the reasoning behind them. Aurora/Maleficent

Post movie: At the age of twenty Queen Aurora has never known exactly how Maleficent woke her from the curse and when pressured to chose a suitor by her advisors her dear friend Philip sheds a bit of light on the situation, leaving the Queen with more questions than answers. Prompting Aurora seek out the truth about that fateful night. Aurora/Maleficent fluff don't like don't read

Due to his injuries, Severus is unable to resume his old life. He's determined to be lonely and miserable, but the yearly Order Christmas party becomes a bright spot, thanks to Hermione Granger. Complete.

Miranda/Andrea AU. Andy is a detective on the LAPD, and she comes to Miranda's aid when she's visiting Los Angeles. Complete.

The nobles want Aurora to marry, but her heart is already taken by a certain fairy. Oneshot Aurora/Maleficent, (somewhat sappy) fluff.

Summary: AU. No Magic. When 58 year old Minerva McGonagall finally admits she needs a hand with her small book shop, she hires 33 year old, newly divorced, Hermione Granger. Both content in their lives neither are looking for a relationship but magic and romance may still be lying in the books for them yet. HG&MM

Andy and Miranda go on a vacation, and both are a little bummed to be back in the city. Established Mirandy. One-shot. PG-13 (but rated M just to be safe from being accidentally removed/deleted) Enjoy!

Several Months after Paris Andy tries to apologize to Miranda.

Andrea is a soldier, who gets called back to war a year after she left Miranda in Paris. She goes to Miranda, before leaving, but it doesn't end well. Part way into her term, an enemy attack ends in Andrea getting injured. Meanwhile, Miranda comes to some personal conclusions and decides that she is going to contact Andrea.

Over Four years later they meet again. Andy is as always ready to help!

Hermione gets in to a terrible aging potion accident. With the help of Severus Snape can she find a way to turn her body back to the right age or will she want to stay beyond her years?

It's the end of the world as they know it. Andy and the Runway crew embark on a journey towards freedom, battling evil, and insecurity and the general nature of apocalypse. Will they make it to Andy's grandparents cabin? And more than that, will they still be the same people that left New York on that fateful day...

Hermione's tortured by Voldemort and Snape is able to save her by using a forbidden curse that connects Hermione to him for life. Voldemort wants to use the connection as means against Harry but Hermione and Snape don't and have to work together to keep Harry safe, the whole time trying to live with their connection and the consequences it produces, including vows and a... baby?

AU, Miranda meets Andy, who is a scientist, at a fund raiser. Femslash Miranda/Andy

Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.

After being attacked by Nagini Severus is saved by Hermione. Severus finds a new life awaits him finding love and new friendships along the way. Little does he know a plot for Voldemort's return has been brewing behind the scenes. And an unwavering love as well. I do not own these characters or the world in which JK Rowling created! NOW COMPLETE!

An MM/HG story about the lingering after effects of the great battle and the destruction of personalities that crumble with the fragility of a house of cards. Femslash. Don't like, don't read.

The Christmas Eve Royal Ball is approaching, and Princess Aurora is not looking forward to the latest in a long line of exceedingly dull attempts to marry her off. Desperate for a bit of excitement, she extends an invitation to the wicked fairy Maleficent. "Well...that's very nice of you, dearie," Fauna tells her. "But I don't think she'll come." [AU, Femmeslash, One-shot.]

When Jane and Thor's whirlwind romance garners the wrong kind of attention, it spells major trouble for our favorite astrophysicist. Forced through a wild transformation, her scaly little problem may bring her closer to Asgard's second prince, but can he save her humanity, or is she doomed to become a monster? Lokane.

Hermione's missing, but her disappearance has nothing to do with Death Eaters. When Aurors fail to find her, Severus is allowed to use any means necessary to retrieve her. He underestimates the warnings of the Spell he is about to use. Rape/non-con

Cora recieves a letter regarding the health of her mother, so she decides to travel to New York with her maid. The journey isn't exactly how Cora imagined it, and the two women must fight for their survival.

When Loki becomes tangled in his own web of lies, truth and clarity comes from the oddest of places - and Jane learns that the cruelest masks are those made for us by others. Post-Avengers, Lokane. (Complete)

Hermione awakens one night to a strange sound outside her chambers. What she finds that night in the halls of Hogwarts will change her life forever.

Afraid of what she'll do to Snow, Emma and Henry kidnap an enraged and heartbroken Regina and take her out of Storybrooke so that she can heal in a place without magic. Along the way, they help each other deal with the traumas and mistakes of their pasts and move towards a possible future together as a family. Post THE MILLER'S DAUGHTER. Semi-graphic slow burn SQ. Now Complete.

Miranda has a little bit of difficulty opening up to Andrea. Established Mirandy. One shot. Femslash. Adult content. Read if you wanna!

Something isn't right with Miranda. Andrea knows she is an excellent assistant, but does Miranda want more than her assistance? (Miranda/Andy, slight AU starts right before Paris)

after Dead Man's hand. sort of spoilery, sort of not. brenda/sharon *chapter 28 onward has spoilers for Last Woman Standing. *chapter 35 has spoilers for Executive Order *assume spoilers for the rest of season 6 and 7.

Andy couldn't leave after Paris. Not when she needed the job now more than ever. Now all she has to do is keep Miranda from finding out her secret. Mirandy with a healthy dose of Nate bashing. Don't like, don't read. Rating may go up but no smut.

"She hadn't wanted to get attached, and she knew that the feelings could grow, if given time and inclination, so she'd nipped it in the bud. It wouldn't do to fall for a girl nearly half her age, someone who'd likely never return her feelings. And then Andrea had left." What happens when she returns, and in a way Miranda had never foreseen?

Andy seems to be a lot more then she lets on. Is it possible that she's even more powerful then the devil herself? "My uncle aways said the business world was the devil's playground, I guess that's why I found myself so drawn to the devil herself"

Hermione has a secret, but can a certain Slytherin man see through her facade? I don't own HP. Read and Review! M for a reason. *beginning chapters being rewritten*

A plane trip goes awry. Andy and Miranda can't survive on their own forever. Someone's got to rescue them eventually, right? A story of not being rescued. (Mirandy.)

"I feel like my whole life has been leading up to you." A story shakes Andy to her core, unknowingly leading her to Miranda.

Do animagi senses affect their human forms? Hermione simply has to know.

Set 4 years after Paris. After seeing Andrea in Les Misérables, Miranda realizes that she needs the alluring brunette in her life once again. But everything is not hearts and rainbows. Andrea has a secret that might just ruin everything.

Miranda and Andrea find themselves unexpectedly making one another happy. Rated M for later chapters.

It's four years after Paris. Miranda and Andy have been together for nearly three of them, but a nasty argument pushed both of them farther than they'd intended and Andy moved out. Now nobody's happy and the twins have had enough. On a weekend trip out to the Easthampton house tragedy strikes, forcing everybody to take a good hard look at what's been going on.

Hermione is bitten by a werewolf. Only Snape knows how to help. But when she bites him in wolf form, he transforms as well and animal instinct drives him to dominate her. Will they remember what is done when they revert back to normal? Full summary inside

'As soon as she heard the plop as her phone hit the fountain she knew. That one action caused clarity to hit her with the force of an articulated truck; she had been wrong to run.' What will Andy do next?

A chronicle of Severus & Hermione's budding romance. Begun as a collaboration until Chp. 40. FINISHED

Hermione agrees to help Kingsley protect Katherine Banning by becoming her unbeknown to everyone else; an accident ensues & the consequences are life altering for Hermione as she sees Minerva from an entirely different perspective. Post Hogwarts. HGRW HGMM

In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE

Ginstan gave me the idea of Andy going to a baseball game with Miranda and the twins. I decided it had to be watching the Red Sox since I hail from Boston and love them so much. In this story, Andy does not leave after Paris. This is Mirandy!

This is an AU Mirandy story where Andy was never Miranda's assistant. Instead, Andy went to law school and became an attorney. But, soulmates being what they are, Fate always finds a way and thus the title. Serendipity. This story is for the July 2013 Fic-A-Day event going on over at LJ. It is femmslash so, be aware and if you don't like that sort of thing, don't read.

The July 9th entry to the fic-a-day Ficathon on LJ. Mirandy on the set of New York's Next Top Model, two years after Paris. Full summary inside for my convenience.

The closet was her sanctuary, the place where reality slipped away. Little does she realise the closet welcomes another, an assistant that can't seem to escape her thoughts. M&A.

Severus and Hermione have been enjoying daily battle of wits for the past year but their antics have enticed Albus to interfere in an effort to have the two stubborn professors admit their true feelings for one another. Will his plan work or will they be pushed further apart than they were before? AU, OOC, Fluffy. Mature readers only please - rated M for a reason.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

You guessed it! Andrea is the mermaid, and Miranda is the Queen...Follows the plot of the original Disney movie pretty well, but I also added some things. I just really love the idea of Mirandy as the starring roles in the Little Mermaid!

Miranda comes down with the flu and all in all has a really bad day. Maybe Andy can make it better.

This is in response to a request made by gville27858 for a romantic Hermione/Minerva story with Hermione getting expelled and the two keeping in touch somehow while Hermione and the boys are hunting for horcruxes. No problem! The tale begins directly after Dumbledore's untimely demise.

Slight A/U wherein Andrea never worked for Miranda and is instead found by her in a small town in a rather peculiar situation. Can Miranda bring Andrea into the world in which she belongs? Standard warnings apply - I don't own a thing. Just having a bit of fun. Also, explores the topic of severe abuse though all in the past tense as in before our story takes place.

When Captain Janeway is caught snooping on the holodeck, she makes a decision to avoid detection that not only backfires, but changes her relationship with Seven of Nine completely. [Author's Note: I had to write this story to get rid of the smutty thoughts stopping me from continuing my other stories. I may write a third chapter but for now it's complete.]

Page Six publishes pictures of MIranda Priestly and her assistant, Andrea Sachs, in provocative situations. Someone is clearly out to hurt Miranda who comes up with a daring plan to reveal the person behind the manipulated photos. Andrea goes along with the intimate idea of her employer, knowing full well she's risking her heart in the process.

One usually says that bright minds think the same, but do they listen to their hearts - especially when the minds are as stubborn as those of Severus Snape and Hermione Granger?

Hermione gets drunk due to Ron's treatment of her, and she gets thrown out of the bar, and into the streets of London, unable to defend herself because of her intoxication. Who can save her from a dangerous situation? A story of unlikely circumstances, and even more unlikely relationships. Rated M for mature content, and eventual later chapters.

Miranda Priestly's world is turned upside down when she is diagnosed with breast cancer. Andrea proves to be an unexpected companion throughout her treatment & recovery, a loyal friend if she ever had one. (Set after Paris; Andy never left; NO character death; eventual Mirandy.) WARNING: no violence/abuse, but may be emotional/triggering-think before you read.

What if it was Miranda who left the car in Paris-and ran?

Four years after the war, Severus is still Potions Master and Hermione is back at Hogwarts to teach, and Severus has made it clear he still dislikes her. Forced to work with each other for the good of the Wizarding world, a shaky friendship evolves. Friendship, romance, angst, drama, and M rating for later chapters!

Based off a conversation I had with a friend, and leaked plot details of Thor 2, about what we wished would happen between Loki and Jane. On their quest to save Asgard, Thor, Jane, Loki and their friends are ambushed and Loki is wounded. Jane finds a strange affinity with the tortured God, an affinity which might lead to far more than either expect.

Both women have come to a crossroad in their lives.

Miranda/Andy. From the film version. This story veers a bit off course with the last scene in Paris. Well, quite a bit off course. Written 2010. Multi-chapter, but again, I'm too lazy to post them separately. Complete story.

PostHBP. Eleven years after the end of the war, Hermione finds herself in a delicate situation when her only son leaves for Hogwarts and threatens her most guarded secret: that he's not only a Granger, but also a Snape! SSHG.

Snape and Hermione are captured. Observe their relationship in 30 days as they are locked together in a dungeon.

Post-Hogwarts, Hermione is the Potions Apprentice, and Severus is still Headmaster. If they don't hex each other first maybe they'll find comfort in one another.

Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.

When an unexpected encounter leads to a surprising arrangement, love cannot be far behind. MM/HG.

What would happen if Maleficent took a different route to dealing with not being invited to Aurora's christening? One-Shot. Complete. Maleficent/Aurora. FemSlash.

When she goes to see an opera in Muggle London, the last person Hermione expected to encounter was Narcissa Malfoy. She even less expected to actually quite like her company... Written for the 'Secret Relationship'-, "I kissed a girl"- and "Crossgen relationship"-competition, all on HPFC Forum. Rated T for later chapters. Thousand thanks to Gamma Orionis for creating the cover. :D

This story is a translation of "Wenn Vergangenheit zur Gegenwart wird" by cat copper.

AU, from Order of the Phoenix onwards. Hermione only wanted to learn Healing; she discovers that Professor Snape is a human being after all, and his actions dramatically shape the course of the war as events unfold. Complete.

Miranda would rather be a disappointment in Andrea's eyes than a doctored up version of the truth. I seriously suck at summaries today.

Winner of the Silver Award, in the Pride Category, of the Multifaceted Awards: Round Three, The Severus Snape Round! Pre HBP AU Romance - Forced to work together, Severus Snape and Hermione Granger realize that there is more magic in the world than they thought. They discover the magic that exists when two souls intertwine.

"Are you always so eloquent…and violent?" Miranda

A night on the town, some tequila, a taxi ride and a big ole 'kinda' mistake.

Prompt: Miranda/Andy Rainy Day from mxrolkr as part of the 2nd Poke the Dragon: Wake the Muse DWP Comment Fic-a-thon at the LiveJournal. Takes place two hours after Andy throws her phone in the fountain. Re-edited on 4/2/2019.

Hermione is working hard in her office when voices interrupt her thoughts and two people barge into her office. Seems Narcissa wanted to make good on her last statement and came to collect. Part 2 of "Unforeseen Meeting in Nocturne Alley"

AU Miranda is, well, Miranda but Andy is a country singer with many secrets and in need of the Queen of fashion…in more ways than one.

I think at least 25% of all the DWP FanFiction I've ever read has Andy in a pair of boxers at some point. So—I thought I would add my two cents. Enjoy.

Paris. Fashion week. Miranda's life is falling to pieces around her. On top of everything else, Andrea turns out to be secretly involved in extracurricular activities that has nothing to do with Runway, and everything to do with Miranda.

Sometimes life can be a frustrating puzzle. But when you finally find the right pieces and they fall into place, wonderful things can happen.

Hermione retreats to her safe haven, only to bump into someone she wasn't expecting.

Devil Wears Prada Miranda's younger brother decides to drop by. He manages to bring his sister and her assistant a Hell of a lot closer and falls for Nigel in the process. Slash Femslash, better summary inside. AndyXMiranda, NigelXOMC

This came about from a challenge and a couple very inspiring manips by KathieGotAGun. Kathryn Janeway goes missing during an away mission, and Seven defiantly beams down to track her. paranormal more than supernatural

Janeway and Seven of Nine become roommates during the Klingons sojourn on Voyager during the episode "Prophecy." J7, first-time, romance

The twins' piano teacher goes on sabbatical, and her replacement might be much more than the Priestly women bargained for. AU.

Nigel works his usual fashion magic and tries his hand at matchmaking to boot.

The death of Sarah O'Brien's favourite brother has far-reaching consequences for all. Cora/O'Brien.

Sometimes you find comfort where you least expect it. Reviews are love.

Bellatrix gets in one last curse before her defeat which causes Hermione to fall into a deep sleep... She'll only awaken to one man's kiss. And boy, will she awaken. eventual SSHG pairing

Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.

Miranda is in dire need of help - who can she trust?

Andy throws that phone in the fountain. But leaving Miranda is not that easy. Miranda/Andrea

In her last year at Hogwarts, Hermione and her Potions professor find themselves forced into a situation that neither of them wanted...but that will ultimately change not only the course of the war but their feelings for each other.

It's been more than two years since Andy left Miranda in Paris. It is time for the Met Ball and they meet again. Sparks fly, emotions run high and deep, and nothing will ever be the same again. Andy/Miranda

It's been five years since Miranda watched her second assistant walk away from her and in that time Andy has never been far from the editors mind. Fate gives Miranda a second chance, but is an 8 hour flight long enough to gain her hearts desire?

A Tigertales style look at the marriage law challenge issued a few years back. Now rated "M".

All Loki wants is revenge-the Cube may be his key. But when he hides his identity to get info from Jane Foster, something inside him shifts. And when the Cube is stolen, Loki must choose between vengeance, and the woman he fears he can never have.

A lengthy story that takes place primarily in an elevator. Andrea/Miranda

This has been edited from the original version; updated 7/27/2015. Originally written for chainofclovers' Quick and Dirty DWP Comment Fic Free-for-All on the DWP LiveJournal site. The prompt? "Andy wakes up and can hear people's thoughts." Miranda/Andy

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape slowly learn from each other as the war escalates and the Final Battle approaches. AU from HBP. Out of a war where children must grow up too fast, Hermione and Severus develop a beautiful friendship and more.

When the paparazzi gets involved with Andrea's personal life, Miranda decides to fight back

A slightly darker MM/HG than you're used to from me. If you don't like angst look away now. Irrational guilt is tearing Hermione and Minerva apart after a tragedy, they don't cope with it very well.

HGSS WARNING: DH SPOILER. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ BOOK SEVEN. A very interesting turn of events concerning a certain Potions Master. Rating will change if story is continued.

Mirandy Fluff. Stephen paid Miranda a visit and now she's locked herself in her room, can the twins get Andy to help? Post movie, just fluff and nonesense!

Disclaimers: I still don't own them, but I am borrowing them. I promise to put them back when I am done. They will be unharmed, and they will have had fun. Fandom : DWP Rating: R parings: Miranda/Andy Miranda has to figure out what she really wants

J/7. A teleport accident transforms the Captain of Voyager and forever changes her relationship with the resident Borg Drone, Seven of Nine. After both spend years orbiting each other, will this event finally bring them together?

LJ prompt fic. Drunken Tattoos

Andy Sachs unexpectedly experiences a caring, vulnerable side of Miranda Priestly, who in turn clearly regrets the slip of her usual mask. When circumstances force them into close proximity, Andy finds the courage to try and coax this new side of her.

Pregnant with their child, Andy left Miranda. Now, she's back in New York. Will Miranda get another chance?

On Hermione's 17th Birthday, she discovers that she is soul bonded to her Potions Professor, Severus Snape. Now they both must come to terms with being bonded together and learn to love.

"After Darkness, Light." A chance meeting ten years after the war may not be just a coincidence, and may prove to have very far-reaching consequences. A story of many things, but primarily of healing. SS/HG; rated M for later chapters. Complete.

Andrea helps Miranda through a difficult time, drawing them closer together.

Andy and Miranda femslash pairing. Andy is attacked one evening whilst delivering the Book and receives help from someone she never thought would care.

A SS/HG fic. AU. Hermione goes back to Hogwarts to teach Muggle Studies. Snape is shocked to see the annoying brat with a child of her own, but no husband? Snape tries to figure out who the father is, romance ensues. Please read and review! Sequel's up!

Andy doesn't go to Paris. Now what? Summary sucks but the story should be better... Andy/Miranda Pairing

Andy helps the one person she thought she'd never meet again. Andy/Miranda

A/U – Janeway,Seven and pals time travel to present day New York where Seven becomes the ultra-efficient assistant to Miranda Priestly. Miranda's enthralled, Andy is furious and Janeway can't figure out how it all got so out of hand so fast.

Response to prompts from sanditar Miranda's Christmas Wish and mxrolkr Andy gives Miranda a 'special gift.' They worked so well together that I couldn't resist.

What if things had gone a bit differently between a certain auburn haired worker and her icy efficiency monitor while on Quarra.

Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

An AU set in Medieval Britain. A chance encounter brings our two favourite witches together, along with a few familiar faces. HG/MM

Accidents happen, but when this accident happens Hermione finds herself in a whole different decade at Hogwarts with people that are long dead in her time. Trying her best to find her way back before there are too many changes. SS/HG time travel story. Rated MA.

For the Barren Desert Challenge. The Prompt: In a fit of anger Miranda slaps Andy.

Miranda compares Stephen and Andrea. For the Barren Desert Challenge on Live Journal's DWP Comm.

Voldemort is dead but the order are still at war with the Death Eaters and are loosing! The night before the final battle Minerva and Hermione find themselves in a compromising situation. Now jointly written with Tigertales, see chapter 2 for details.

Andy goes missing while on assignment in Pakistan. Back in New York, Miranda remembers how to live on hope. The story starts off with Miranda and Andy as an established couple; though there are scenes interspersed throughout that show them getting there.

Based on a line from the movie "Steel Magnolias". MM/HG femme slash. Don't like don't read. Just skirting the "M" rating.

Hermione is attacked by death eaters. She manages to escape by turning into her animagus form. She ends up becoming Snape's new pet. Unsure if he can be trusted she stays in her cat form and gets an inside look at what Snape is really like. SEQUEL TITLED 'TEACHER'S SURPRISE' by Ayanna88.

Ron saves Snape's life after the Battle of Hogwarts, invoking a new life debt, and something else... AU, EWE?, SS/HG, M for Language and Sexuality.

When Miranda decides to give Andy an education in theater, they both get more than they bargained for.

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

I may be a liar, but I always did it for the best.

Hermione is a new staff member at Hogwarts and joins some of the others in welcoming the New Year. Slight MM/HG.

When Andy goes home to Ohio, Miranda follows.

Miranda Priestly. Andy understood the dynamic. She knew she wanted to please Miranda, desperately craved her approval. Miranda was like that. Seductive. You wanted her to want you, even as you hated her. CANON for the MOVIE version. Please R&R

As Hermione, Harry, and Ron are about to begin their seventh and final year at Hogwarts, they learn some surprising and dangerous information regarding what it means to be Pure in the wizarding world. HG/SS with H/D. AU after OotP.

No Harry. No Ron. No hope. A broken Hermione goes through the motions of living until the one comes who can truly make her feel alive again. Canon through pg309 of DH. AU, Multiple Character Death, SS/HG. Rated M for reasons.

A mysterious human child is found in the DQ among a Reptilian Race who worship the Borg. Though her origins are a mystery, she is destined to change the lives of Capt. Janeway, Seven of Nine, the Voyager crew and time itself. JanewaySeven. Les fic. AO.

Andy realizes Miranda is acting oddly and is determined to help her ex-boss. Mirandy Femslash

14 yrs post-war: Hermione’s teaching at Hogwarts when an un-aged Snape awakens from stasis and returns to the school. Sparks fly when they meet. Can they learn to trust and love in time to defeat an evil plot bent on changing the wizarding world forever?

A potions accident gives Snape a new lease on life by taking part of it away. More to come.

This is a J/7 standalone story. Pre Endgame - with hot, angst-fuelled action between our two intrepid heroes, as they struggle to find themselves and each other.

Clever Miss Hermione Granger believes that by marrying Azkaban prisoner 11652 she can effectively skirt the new Ministry Marriage Law requirements. A story about morality, mortality, and pickled walnuts.

Late one night Severus manages to return to Hogwarts, bloody and battered. Hermione must stay with him to help him recover, and delve in to his past to find out what dark deed causes such a violent reaction to a common spell.

With Severus being the cold hearted bastard that he is, and Hermione being broken hearted, will their hearts ever be able to love each other? A post Marriage Law fic. SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE

Miranda and Andy have feelings for each other but will they ever find out? AU Andy stayed after Paris.

When Hermione is captured by Death Eaters, Severus knows there's only one way to save her. 'What are you doing? ' she asked, her voice shaky. 'Saving your life,' he said, just as he started kissing her neck. Ch 64 up!

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.

Before the fall of Voldemort, Hermione's life had been torn apart by the one person she trusted the most. Time has passed, and it has caught up with her. No longer can she hide from the truth. No longer can she hide from Severus. SSHG. R&R pls. COMPLETE

Devastated by Ron's death, Hermione distracts herself by focusing on Severus Snape's mysterious demise. What she finds when she unravels the mystery will change both her life and the wizarding world forever. SSHG, T now, M later. Slight AU, DH spoilers.

Andy sees something she shouldn't! Every act has its consequences, if only all were as delicious as this lol. Disclaimer:- They're not mine i'm just having fun with them :P. Femslash, Miranda/Andy. Smut right from the outset peeps! RnR please! COMPLETE!

Mirandy! 1st ever Femslash! LOTS of smut, so innocent eyes remain away, corruption abound lol! Disclaimer:- They're not mine just having some fun! When you're trapped in the corner of the 'Devils' desk, what do you do you do?

Albus is addicted to sweets, and his staff takes action to cure him. But, he is not going to let them hide his Lemon Drops forever. Once he knows the addiction of the hider of the sweets, he thinks it's time for an intervention of his own. HGMM. Smutty. Silly, and a ton of OOCness.

Severus Snape has a strange dream and Minerva has a secret. Hermione and Severus get the opportunity to get to know each other in a way neither of them would have expected.

SS/HG. Post-Deathly Hallows. Severus Snape survives, only to find himself entangled in an enchantment he never expected. COMPLETE.

The Sequel to Where Strength Beings. Hermione returns to Hogwarts as Snape's apprentice. Their relationship grows as they aid in the search for a way to defeat Voldemort.

In her seventh year, Hermione is accidentally transported nineteen years into the past where it is Severus Snape's seventh year. Against her better judgment, she begins a relationship with him.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

After the war, Snape retreats to his dungeons and is prepared to live his life friendless and alone. Will Hermione let him?

In her seventh year, a latenight discovery changes Hermione Granger's view on a great many things. Severus Snape is just one of them. Complete.

COMPLETED! It is the end of the 7th Hermione is overcome by a strange illness that can be cured by a potion. Unfortunately, Madam Pomfrey is ill as well, and Snape is called up to take care of the young Gryffindor. What happens when she needs his undivide

Hermione and Snape are thrown together by a few very convenient twists of fate and the help of Dumbledore, McGonagall and Ginny. : This is my first fanfic! I'm told that it's hilarious. Making a few changes and corrections. Let me know if you see anything that should be corrected.

Severus and Hermione have been set up by Albus just once too often. They decide to play him at his own game and fake an engagement, snaffle the presents and then stage an argument. Will it work out like that?

Hermione has a passionate encounter with Snape in the library, feels guilty and tries to stay away but can't resist him. Snape is dark, snarky, charismatic and so sexy with it! He definately stays in character here! Rated R for detailed sex scenes

The final battle rages. Hermione is captured & thrown in a cell, only to be joined a short while later by Snape. They have to endure unknown hours in each others company until the ultimate battle ends & their fates decided. COMPLETED.

Severus Snape's father enacts a Marriage Contract between his son and a Hufflepuff. Severus goes to Hermione for help. Ramos finally answers the Marriage Law fic, but obviously doesn't know how to follow directions.

Well this is something you dont see every day. I have updated. Its been a year almost and well heres the starting of the rest of my story. Please feel free to yell at me if its not up to standards.

At Hermione's last Christmas at Hogwarts, Severus decides to seduce her after an act of kindness on her part to him...(HGSS) (Complete)

Hermione gets lost in the past and falls in love with Severus... Cliche, true... but still fun (Complete)

Hermione cannot remember, and Severus cannot forget. Epilogue has been added, and the tale is now complete.

Harry disappears just before the start of his seventh year, and Hermione and Snape work together to find him. **COMPLETE**