Greetings, this is Ms. Moogle.

This account will be merely for reviewing and giving constructive criticism.

Some common issues of writers: When a story is bad or written terribly, that signifies the story needs improvement. Don't deny it, the more you try to deny it, the least you will learn from your mistakes. Learn from the negative comments, they can be helpful sometimes. Not everyone will appreciate your story, remember that.

Mary Sues and Gary Stus disgust me. And no, I don't care what the Original Character Litmus said, if I know that's a Sue or a Stu, I will notice it. These OCs never escaped my eyes before in my whole lifetime of reading. Don't say your story doesn't have a Sue or Stu via Author Note, that only signifies that your story does have a Sue or Stus. Learn to make a balanced OC that blend well with the canon and regular basis.

Terrible spellings, grammar, chatspeak abuse, capital abuse, typos far worse than a six year old are what made my eyes hurt. Revise your work at least twice before posting it. Trust me, it's not as hard as you think. If you cannot write something presentable, don't write at all. The truth hurts, but it's best to be told, rather than being dishonest all the time.

This site's rules are simple, no script format or chatspeak abuse such as "LOL", "OMG", any smileys and so on as well as writing song lyrics in it or involve any real people's names. If I found any of this at your story, I will not hesitate to report it to the admins. Rules are meant to be broken, but I think it's best to at least respect and abide them. Mr. Xing Li didn't made the rules for nothing.

That is all I need to say, please keep them in mind.

The Shit List:

- PrincessAnime08 (Suethor and hypocrite, has since deleted all of her stories)

- iloveyugiohGX93 (Suethor and moderate troll)

- cleopatrayuki87 (Is really the second account of iloveyugiohgx93, or perhaps they're sibling or relative, but chances are this troll is the same person because they use the same troll reviews.)

- D.J. Scales (Suethor, has horribly written Pokémon lemons)

- Lightclaw's Shadow ('Borrows' ideas from other people without giving credit, nothing more than a common thief)

Chances are if you see your username here, then you have received a review from me. I always sign in to review, never anon. If you receive an anon review with my username, then it is NOT me.

The Reviewer Revolution:

I have joined the review revolution, post this in your profile and join the revolution!

I, EvilHeartlessMoogle, do solemnly swear to review every story I read, both enjoyable and atrocious. I will give credit where it is due and will never leave a review that reads like "gr8 job! i luv this so much so plz update asap!11". I recognize my right of freedom of speech, and I acknowledge that I am entitled to my honest opinion - not that of the majority of your readers. I also promise to enforce the rules of this site and will not hold back on reminding you that by posting your work on this site for everyone to see, I am allowed to review how I see fit and if you do not like it, you can either leave the site or limit the viewing of your work to only your friends and family.

The Writing Policy:

- Use correct spelling like you actually graduated first grade. (Or that you at least know how to use a spellchecker.)

- Use correct grammar/punctuation/capitalization like the intelligent person you're supposed to be.

- Write a correct summary. ("I suck as summaries" is not a summary, dipshit.)

- Write a Mary-Sue. (I dare you.)

- Give your story a proper title. ("Untitled" or improper capitalization will not tolerated.)

- Do not abuse the emphasis tools (Bold/Italics/Underline/combination of the three). (I will rip you a new one for attempting to blind me.)

- Do not come into my fandom, thinking you can get away with your shitty attitude or pathetic, half-assed attempt at fanfiction.

- Do not blatantly disregard the site's more-than-obvious Rules/Guidelines. (No one is above them, including you.)

- Take/decline Constructive Criticism maturely or you'll be shown to be the ungrateful little shit that you are.

- Do not try to take me on for you will fail miserably. (I'm a Flamer, therefore my common sense and ability to catch you in your lies and bluffs are much more superior to your own.)

- Do not write about sex if you have no idea how a penis works or which hole the vagina is.

- Do not write Slash if you can't even keep the characters in-character in a normal romance fic.

- Do not act like you're the hottest thing to ever enter my selected fandom because you're not; I am. (And I do not plan on stepping down from my throne any time soon.)

- Do not demand reviews in exchange for updates. (Prostitution should be confined to street corners and away from our respectable fandoms.)

- Do not attempt to scare me with your crying to the administrators, thinking you're the first or last to do so.

- Instead of raping my eyes with poorly-written PMs and thus proving to me just how completely useless you are, actually listen to me when I explain why I flamed you.

- Do not listen to your Troll 'Viewers unless their praise is actually constructive and not "omg this was grate!" or "update soon!1!"

- Do not immaturely question my motives for you will not be able to fully comprehend the depth of my reasoning (i.e. "omg why did u flaem me?!1 ur so meen u no that!?1!").

- Mind your own business. (And that includes letting your BFF or favorite author fend for themselves. You insult them when you stand up for them because it then leaves me questioning if the author is mentally retarded or is just too much of a coward to confront me themselves.)

- Do not bait me with your "NO FLAMMZ ALOWD!!11" (I consider it a direct challenge.)

- Keep your ego in check or get out.

- Your feeble arrogance makes my much more powerful arrogance laugh, so you can stop lying to yourself when you think or say you're better than me.

The Blocking Policy:

I make it a point to let those I tear down defend themselves with their usual whining. In fact, I expect it. However, I will not stand for trolling. Do not PM or spam me, acting like an immature dumbass who thinks it's cute to be annoying and childish. (i.e. PrincessAnime08:"Yawn! Bore me... blah blah blah!")

I'm mature when I PM you, so the least you can do is attempt the same. If you can't, especially if I've warned you a first time, then I'll block you and move on. I have more important things to do than to waste my time on teens/adults who want to act like seven-year-olds.

If you happen to be a friend or a fan of an author I've flamed and you're coming to express your outrage, I will respond with something similar to "mind your own business" and then block you. You were not the one I flamed, therefore what you have to say is of no importance to me.

Rules/Guidelines of Fanfiction.net (copied and pasted directly)

Entries Not Allowed:
- Non-stories: lists, bloopers, polls, previews, challenges, author notes, and etc.
- One or two liners.
- MST: comments inserted in between the flow of a copied story.
- Stories with non-historical and non-fictional characters: actors, musicians, and etc.
- Any form of interactive entry: choose your adventure, second person/you based, Q&As, and etc.
- Chat/script format and keyboard dialogue based entries.

Writer's Responsibility:
- Spell check all stories and poems.There is no excuse for not doing this. If you do not have a word processor that has the spell checking feature, use a search engine such as Google.Com to find one.
- Proofread all entries for grammar and other aspects of writing before submission. 'Hot off the press' content is often riddled with errors. No one is perfect but it is the duty of the writer to perform to the best of his/her ability.
- Respect the reviewers. Not all reviews will strictly praise the work. If someone rightfully criticizes a portion of the writing, take it as a compliment that the reviewer has opted to spend his/her valuable time to help improve your writing.
- Everyone here is an aspiring writer. Respect your fellow members and lend a helping a hand when they need it. Like many things, the path to becoming a better writer is often a two way street.
- Use proper textual formatting. For example: using only capital letters in the story title, summary, or content is not only incorrect but also a disregard for the language itself.

An open letter to PrincessAnime08:

...so, if I posted a review on your story, your friend replies instead of you, and if I post a review on your friend's story, you reply? My suspicion of the two of you being the same person grows because of this. If you have a problem with a review I posted, then why not handle it yourself instead of hiding behind a 'friend' since it is your story after all.

And I laugh at your attempt of being insulting, dear. Of course I do not have my work posted here, as I have my novels posted on Hive World under a username that is none of your concern. This site if full of children like you whom do not know the difference between a flame and critique and that's just disappointing. But hey, it's summer, and this English Major wants to spend her time critiquing the work of amateurs rather than real novelists!

As I have stated in a review before, you really, really need to educate yourself in the difference between a flame and concrit. I've sat and read just about all of your work, and it's pretty sloppy. Your so called original characters have the same sort of mind set and are pretty flat in general. Your friend seems to be the better of you two (if you really are different people...), but she cannot improve because she has you dragging her down. Until she stops listening and bumming off ideas from you, she cannot be her own person.

I'm not really sure of why you have blocked me, but I believe it because you need that sort of false sense of security away from me, since I'm a flamer in your eyes. I would call you childish for such actions, but I bare no grudges to children considering that I want to be a parent myself one day. Forgive and forget as my grandmother would say, and I think I'll do just that. - Moogle