My Favorite...

Anime/manga- Ouran Host Club, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Shugo Chara, Black butler, D. Gray-Man, Fairy Tail...there might be more, but I have forgotten as of now.

Book series-City of Bones and Maze runner

Type of music-Kpop (specifically Super Junior and SHINee)

Country that I wished I lived sometimes (that made nooo sense)- Japan. What can I say? I'm a fangirl!

Color- Pruple

Anime Character-SEBASTIAN (black butler) and Alucard (Hellsing) :3 nya

Name- My name is a name. What else is there? But you may call me rissa-chan. Or some other creative nickname.

Age- If you are as old as you feel, then my age changes from day to day. No definite answer there. But I can tell you that I'm probably younger than half of the people on fanfiction.

The boring 'All unnecessary info about me that you probably just skipped over anyway' stuff is DONE! hoo-rah.

ACTUAL LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON CONSUMER GOODS:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".Because that's what everyone does these days.

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside Who's up for a game of cops and robbers? (lol I dont even remember how to play)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".Really? Because I thought it was supposed to be cold...

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".Really? No!

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only". I didn't realize that another one existed. Silly me

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use". Anyone else scared as to what that other use might be?

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".Woah there. Ouch.

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". This makes no sense. It's not fake fake bacon, because fake fake bacon is another name for real bacon, but how is it real fake bacon if the bacon is fake?

I stole most of this stuff from xXTheOtakuFaeryXx. Sorry berry.