Welcome to a series of stories of varying length, each one telling of a near death experience for poor John Watson. This collection was inspired by a challenge from the lovely Ennui Enigma. It may not update often so it will take a while to complete. As with my previous collection there may be some slash, but each story will be flagged. Rated M for violence, gore and some slash

After six years at Hogwarts, John Watson only just noticed Sherlock Holmes, a fifth year Ravenclaw. And now that he's seen him, he can't seem to look away. Hogwarts AU, where Sherlock characters attend Hogwarts. Takes place long after Harry and company have graduated, but before the Next Generation is attending. Teenlock, Johnlock, some Mystrade.

Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash

John likes mysteries. And every morning he dips into the local independent coffee bar with his newspaper and ponders another. Coffee Shop AU. Johnlock, totally angst free. Just a giant love and coffee fest.

AU where everyone has one soul mate that they usually meet early in life. Sherlock Holmes never had a soul mate and never wanted one... until he met John Watson. Johnlock & mentions of Mystrade - NO season 3 spoilers

Sherlock and John are in their last year at Hogwarts; Sherlock has long since realized that he is a few spells shy of platonic in regards to his best friend, but a cunning and unrelenting adversary has them on their toes at all times. And it's Sherlock's job to stop him, all while trying to sort through the utter mess of being seventeen and madly, hopelessly in love.

Post-Fall, John is cleaning out Sherlock's room when he stumbles upon a small box and several letters. All of them are addressed to him. T to be safe. Heavy implications of Johnlock in later chapters.

Sequel to "Alone Is What We Have". Sherlock had deleted John's existence from his hard-drive and now he is dead. The only things left are vague memories, unspoken words and regrets. Now Sherlock Holmes must face a life without John Watson, and some things are not always easy to atone. COMPLETE

Sherlock and John have met before... long before John was sent home from the war. Little did John know that black panther he was attacked by under the hot Afghani sun was going to be his future flatmate. AU where Sherlock is a shapeshifting black panther and John tries to come to terms with a flatmate who wants to mate with him.

He really hadn't had a choice once John found out. And after John offered there was no going back. Hallowe'en fic for SassyVeeDub. Here be vampires, Johnlock and other scary things. Rated M

Sherlock blurts out a bit of private information regarding his relationship with John in front of half of NSY. A Bit Not Good. Humour and Johnlock - lots of Johnlock. Oh and fluffy bits. For Old Ping Hai - cause she is awesome:) Rated M

What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece

Lestrade and co. get to know John a bit better. Gen, set shortly after ASIP. NOW WITH MOUSTACHE!MYCROFT IMAGE POSTED ON TUMBLR!

John has questioned his sanity so many times in his life. And so many more times in the past months. But who is that standing across the road, looking up at the flat? Inspired by Mumford & Sons. A two-part one-shot. Is that even possible? Could be Johnlock, not too much squinting required.

Over the years the lives of Sherlock, John and the Homeless Network have streamlined into the almost perfect family - always there when help is needed - and tonight they truly need each other. A 221B birthday gift for Master Mapleleaf. Rated K

Coming home after a tough case, exhausted and worn, John knows that being with Sherlock is where he belongs. Happy Birthday to my friend SailOnSilvergirl! Johnlock Established Relationship.Rated M just because.

Sherlock comes home after being gone for six days. A fluffy piece

John drops a term of affection at a crime scene, with unforseen results. Part of the 'Geography of a Shared Life' series, vignettes exploring aspects of John and Sherlock's established relationship.

A growing up fic with John and Sherlock. [IMPORTANT: This fic is in a trial run stage. Thoroughly unfinished and possibly to be revamped soon. Suggestions for improvement are appreciated.]

John thinks he sees Sherlock a lot. But he can't be. Sherlock is dead. Isn't he? (Picfic. No copyright infringement meant. Not quite Doctor Who crossover.)

John is an angel. That can be the only explanation. A response to the challenging request for a realistic wingfic one-shot. Rated T for language.

After his return, Sherlock is having difficulty in expressing himself. A little bit of smut for MapleleafCameo. Rated M because I think that's appropriate.

It was a strange experience, waking up beside someone in bed. John notices a habit developing. Rated M for mature references and language. Not angsty in the slightest!

In which John regrets befriending the Holmes brothers on Facebook.

Where Sherlock is scouted for a modeling agency, and the whole of Scotland Yard plus John decide to go and watch his first fashion show.

Mycroft learns how to handle his little brother (or how he could have turned Buckingham Palace to his advantage!). Dedicated to Lucy36. Rated T for nudity

Sometimes, John has to deal with something other than monsters and gods and annoying roommates with attractive faces. And those times are generally the absolute worst. Part Four of the God(s?) series.

He often wonders why John puts up with him at all. Then Sherlock understands all over again. Hitting the prompt - 'A 221B with fireworks'.

I don't know how or when it happened, but against my better judgment, someone managed to crawl under my skin, to heal old wounds that never truly closed. That person is the last one I thought could ever care about me to that extent. He came into my life and changed everything, forced me to change along with it. Warnings for non-consensual situations, eventual RickxDaryl

John realizes that being sick has it's perks, even if it still is absolutely terrible, and Sherlock can't actually seem to handle that. Part 3 of the God(s?) series.

London can be a cold and lonely place. In the cold of the first winter following The Fall, John tries to befriend and help a homeless man. A birthday fic for the talented Mrs Noggin - Happy Birthday!

Angry with John for getting hurt, Sherlock tries to drive him away. It doesn't work like that when you are in a relationship. Rated T. Established Relationship Happy Birthday MrsNoggin!

It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.

Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)

John saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. He wished and wished he'd go away. Sequel to 'Not There.' A slenderman fic.

Everybody knows you don't invite a vampire into your home... but then again - vampires don't exist. Vampire!AU set during A Study In Pink, for jonnyluvssherlock's DashCon fic auction prompt! (Apologies, this was marked as In-Progress when it's actually Complete)

Jim Moriarty actually met John Watson years ago, before there was a Sherlock Holmes, before he was a criminal mastermind, when he was just a kid crying on the swing set. John may have forgotten the encounter, but Jim never did. Oneshot, one-sided Johniarty, Jim/John, etc.

Who looks after John when Sherlock is gone? Just a bit of angsty fluff, maybe with a bit of a happy ending. A little wishful one-shot, rated T for John's good old British pottymouth.

Sherlock returns hoping to be forgiven. Rated T - because:) - Established relationship Happy Birthday to starrysummernights - this is because of you:)

"Today Scotland Yard announced that Sherlock Holmes has been cleared of any complicity in the kidnap of the children of American Ambassador Rufus Bruel. The announcement came as his friend and blogger Dr John Watson proved conclusively the existance of James Moriarty" A birthday fic for Starrysummernights

Before John, he would not have hesitated to end Moriarty. But now it would mean ending John as well, which was incomprehensible...

In which healing takes place. The five times Sherlock needs John, and the one where John needs him. I do like a good 5&1 - perhaps slightly over-zealously rated for my severe potty mouth.

Utter crack AU-Joanna Watson is a badly dressed BAMF being wooed by a criminal mastermind. Her sassy gay best friend, Sherlock, has no fucks to give. And Mycroft is scandalized by the lot of them.

Dealing with gods and monsters never actually gets any easier, but the attractive roommate makes it more manageable. Even if he is a giant dick. Part 2 of the God(s?) series

There is nothing more soothing than walking barefoot on the pavement in the middle of a gentle, warm summer rain. (An experiment in third person. Johnlock if you squint. Title is utter nonsense.)

After a close call, Sherlock needs John, because he can't think about he possibility of not having him.

John and Sherlock meet the first time during the summer of 1992 in Bournemouth - John is a lifeguard, earning money during his gap year before he goes to medical school. Sherlock has been dragged along on a final family holiday before he goes to Cambridge. They meet, and its the most interesting thing that's happened to either of them the entire summer. J/S. Cover by SherlocksScarf

What do you do when you've lost control of your life, your roommate is an immortal demigod, and you may or not be in love with said roommate? That's actually a rhetorical question, and you should probably go take a nap. Part 1 of the God(s?) series

Love had always been trivial to Sherlock Holmes until John Watson came into his life.

John had never thought he would one day stand with his vampire lover and laugh like giddy teenagers, but it wasn't the first time his life had taken an unexpected twist. Johnlock, Vampire AU, P With Some P. Hints of dark!Sherlock.

In which John locks Sherlock in a holding cell. Small reference to S.02 THB, fluffy protective-John, John/Sherlock (UST to RST). Part Two of series "Five Times Someone Was Kidnapped (And One Time They Weren't)".

Aftermath of Sherlock's return upon John's heart. Companion piece to Chapter 7 in Celestial Bodies Suite from John's POV. Rated T Established relationship. So Johnlock people:)

Sherlock adores John. Plain and simple. Established relationship. Nice bit of fluff smut for my friends mattsloved1. Rated M, just because!

Katniss Everdeen has never been a fan of Peeta Mellark, but when she's called into work on her day off, she gets to know more about him than she ever imagined through an "innocent" game of Truth or Dare. Modern Day

A year in the life of the Mockingjay and the men who love her. Written for the March 2013 Prompts in Panem challenge on tumblr.

Modern AU: "I know this place," she whispers. Katniss Everdeen escaped to New York after the death of her parents. Now, on the brink of her big break as an actress, her old classmate, Peeta Mellark, will remind her that it's always possible to go home again. Everlark. Cover art/Banner by Ro Nordmann.

It isn't bravery that makes John so willing to risk his life for Sherlock. At least, he doesn't think it is – it's just simple mathematics. John/Sherlock implied, Reichenbach spoilers.

After the trip to Buckingham Palace, Sherlock finds out that maybe John's family background was different than he'd thought. (4 chapters)

Post-Reichenbach AU. Sherlock didn't survive the fall. There was no elaborate scheme, and now he's dead, but Death has other plans for him. He's given a second chance to return to the living and to John if he can reclaim his humanity and avoid the strange figures dogging his heels.

After his 'death', Sherlock asks Lestrade for regular updates on John. But though John is spiralling into a dark pit of grief, Sherlock insists he has work to do. What will it take to convince Sherlock to come back home? Warnings for mild language and mention of (faked) suicide.

For the past few days John has noticed a sadness surrounding Sherlock. Deciding it has gone on long enough, John finds out what is going on. He finds out Sherlock has really gotten the wrong idea, after hearing part of a conversation, and John has to set his love straight on a few things.

Peeta Mellark is going to lose his job if he doesn't get his anxiety under control. Enter Katniss Everdeen, the world's worst masseuse. Written for Amelia Day for the Holiday Everlark Exchange on AO3

John looks at a bill one day and realises he and Sherlock have known one another for twenty years. A gift for Jack63kids. It was supposed to be a 221B but we know how those sneaky things like to elude me! No slash.

John must be naturally heat-tolerant...and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock's stretched nerves in a way he can't define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat. Slash.

Boredom drives Sherlock and John into an argument. This is an extension of a chapter from Alpha-Omenga, as requested by a guest reviewer. Please enjoy. Rated T - established relationship/angst

Years into the future, Harry Potter visits a Japanese city, and encounters a few interesting people...

John's not expecting much when Harry drags him to the club. It's not how he wants to spend New Years Eve, not in the least. But then a strange man approaches him at the bar and suddenly his boring night is anything but. Johnlock one-shot

When a case goes horribly wrong, John is determined to make sure that Sherlock gets out alive no matter what the cost. Rated T for content and bad language. No Slash. One-shot.

Nightmares don't have a name. Which is why Sherlock gave himself one. A slenderlock fic.

John is kidnapped by a destructively bored Moriarty in an ill-conceived effort to draw Sherlock out from 'hiding' after The Fall. John POV. Part One of series "Five Times Someone Was Kidnapped (And One Time They Weren't)." John/Sherlock, one-sided Moriarty/Sherlock, threatened Moriarty/John. John POV. Post-Reichanbach.

A (not so brief) summary of the shift in the dynamic of Sherlock and John's relationship. From the first subtle brush of their fingertips over their morning coffee, covering all their firsts to what they are today. (Cover art by the fabulous megg33k)

PH x Edward pre-slash. Fourth in the Boogie Man series. Beauty can be found anywhere as long as you look hard enough for it. Edward and Dahlia have a small discussion about what is beautiful. Rating to be safe, although it's lower than the others.

Waking up three hundred years later is disheartening for anyone, even an android. Finding himself in an unrecognizable land after his memories were wiped from his system, John struggles to remember his past about how he came to be, and why the local mechanist is so familiar… Android!AU

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: Moriarty frames John and Anthea of betrayals which cause both of the Holmes brothers to cut them off, and they then try to clear their names. Violence, het and slash: Mycroft/Anthea and John/Sherlock.

Discovering that John had spent twelve months volunteering at a MSF trauma hospital in Afghanistan was surprising. But not as surprising as the discussion that followed. A post-Reichenbach conversation and character study.

John is forever the soldier, always presenting a neat, composed facade to the world. Only Sherlock gets to see the real John underneath.

Two years after Sherlock's death, John comes to find him on the sofa. Wounded and ill, Sherlock is convinced he's hallucinating and refuses to share any details about Moran or the fact that Mycroft has been compromised. That doesn't stop John from stepping up and taking care of the last of Moriarty's web, BAMF-style. Johnlock.

"If I had my way, I would kill everyone in the world minus John, and we would live alone in our own little apocalypse for the rest of eternity." Sherlock is a killer. John always remains by his side, despite everything.

A close call in a prison cell. Walkers all around, and yet humans are each other's worst enemies... Rick Daryl friendship

Dealing with the past can never be easy, especially if the past lies in Afghanistan, with hostages and kidnap and bloodshed. But when a police raid unearths an old, closely-guarded secret of John's, he is forced to confront the ordeal he has kept hidden for so long. T for violence.

**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!

Part 4 of the "Invisible" series. Moriarty is back, and this time, he's after John's gift. The only problem? He thinks it belongs to Sherlock. Yes, it's the Reichenbach episode, people! (14 chapters)

Katniss Everdeen is twenty-two years old, slinging burgers and beer at Hawthorne's Bar and Grill the day the vampires come out of the coffin. THG meets True Blood. Written for Day 2 of the Prompts in Panem AU challenge on Tumblr.

Because of her scarred face, Katniss doesn't believe anyone would want her. When beautiful Delly asks her to ghostwrite love letters to Peeta, Katniss finds an outlet to reveal her own secret feelings for him…without him ever finding out the true identity of the author. One-shot. Modern AU. Cyrano de Bergerac. Banner by Ro Nordmann: archiveofourown .org/works/562169

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

With his gift of being invisible, John has always worried about being locked away in an experimental government lab. Baskerville is quite literally John's worst nightmare—and the hound has nothing to do with it. It's all Sherlock's fault, but will he realize that? Yep, it's an emotional rollercoaster, folks. 10 chapters

While working on a case to figure out who is behind the theft of several high-dollar artefacts in London, Sherlock finds himself at a masquerade ball. He knows that the thief is there, hiding behind a mask. But who could it be? The Woman in Red? The Devil in Westwood? Or is it the Army Doctor who Sherlock cannot help but find intriguing?

Take everything. The moments passing you by. The emotions you feel. The people you meet, and the people you miss. String them together. Make something coherent. Put your life back together. Post-Reichenbach drabbles. Slices of life from after the fall.

Sequel to "Invisible." Now that Sherlock knows about John's gift of appearing invisible, things get a little complicated-and Irene Adler isn't helping. 3 chapters

John had had the knack for as long as he could remember. It wasn't that he could become invisible, exactly. The laws of physics worked quite well in his vicinity, thank you very much. It was just that people tended … not to see him. 11 chapters

Post-TGG epilogue, canon with the Season Two opening. Some insights into why John was perfectly willing to throw everything away for a chance to kill Moriarty at the pool. Trauma, ugliness, and finally healing. Some nice supporting work by Lestrade as well.

Sherlock returns to 221B after three years, he and John fall back into their normal lives, but Sherlock has to tell John how he truly feels. Of course being Sherlock he chooses the middle of the night and John's bedroom for the revelation. A little angst, a lot of Johnlock and a fleeing Mrs Hudson and Mycroft

Return Fic. What John did during the silent years before Sherlock returned. Return inspired by an image of johnlock found on Tumblr. Rated T for happy ending as always!

Sherlock's part of the story in "Verita Liberabit Vos". None of them can't remember the day John was left behind, but they can remember the moment when he decided to surrender. And John Watson has to die to make Sherlock Holmes understand what he had lost, because from the shadows the detective moved his own strings to help John to break free.Warnings: Angst/dead character COMPLETE

When Sherlock leaves on a case, John experiences a massive subdrop that sends him into a mild form of shock. Concerned, Mycroft summons Sherlock home, where Sherlock cares for John. Johnlock one-shot, tame elements of a D/S lifestyle

How had he managed to swim to shore with all that weight and Sherlock, too? Greg had had no idea John was such a strong swimmer. But he had learned something today about the man who followed Sherlock Holmes around, and all in all, felt better for it.

Sherlock's unexpected return to John...I realize this has been written a million times, but this my image. D

John re-enlists in the military to escape the horror of Sherlock's death, but soon begins to see Sherlock again in the one place he never thought he would. Eventual Sherlock/John.

The old guardian knew all the stories of the cemetery, but this one was unmistakeably the most beautiful. Post-Reichenbach oneshot. Translation from French of Caidy-chan's story, I did not write this.

Sherlock-y romance, clueless John, a deep conversation and a first kiss over morning coffee. Second part of my Dogtags!verse. Follows Five times but only includes a few references to that story, so it can be read alone.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

A short little Parent!lock one-shot in which ten year old Hamish Holmes-Watson needs some advice from his Dad and his Father.

After Sherlock's death, John returns to the war in Afghanistan. But what awaits his return? Johnlock reunion/ first kiss fic

John would do anything to prove that he believed in Sherlock, and when he finds a newspaper article about a girl who married her dead boyfriend, he knows exactly how to do it. S/J one-shot

He can't remember the day he was forgotten, but he can remember the moment when he decided to surrender. Because John Watson has to die to make Sherlock Holmes understand what he had lost. Warnings: Angst/dead character. COMPLETE.

The first time Sherlock says it John thinks he must be hearing things.

One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!

When John comes home from work late, limping, and gripping a cane in his right hand, Sherlock demands data. And finds a new respect for John and their friendship in how John provides it.

... someone noticed John's dog tags around Sherlock's neck, and one time John saw them. Just a stupid excuse to write a Johnlock hug. Pre-relationship, I suppose, but there are definitely butterflies in both their stomachs.

In which John Watson tries to find something to help stop the nightmares. Post-Reichenbach.

AU. Sequel to Morphean. When the god of death comes knocking on the door of Baker Street, John offers him tea. They have a lot to discuss after all. S/J

The next time that door opens, John Watson will kill the person on the other side.

"You're an awful wife, sweetheart." He's said worse, and so have I, but something about this, maybe the fact that this is the second time I've been told the same thing in one day, makes me burst into tears. Katniss discovers that being married is hard. Second installment of The Ashes of District Twelve series.

John is an earthbender who was sent back to Republic City after being invalided home from the army. There he meets Sherlock Holmes, a consulting detective and one of the most powerful benders in the city, who appears to have left both a riding crop and a fire ferret in the mortuary. Sherlock fusion with the Legend of Korra 'verse.

John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU.

When Martha Hudson stumbled across one of her old school chums, it didn't seem like a big deal to spin the tale of a better life than she really has. Or at least, it didn't until that friend showed up on her front step, expecting to meet Mrs Hudson's sons. Fortunately, Sherlock always knows just what to do. One-shot, implied Johnlock

Kid!Lock Jim was alone and bullied on the playground until John offered his hand and a smile and that's how it began.

Anderson doses Sherlock with a truth serum. What kind of secrets is the brilliant consulting detective hiding? Johnlock One shot

or How John Learned to Love the Oxford Dictionary . John is turned on by the sound of Sherlock's voice and his penchant for large words. Sherlock finds out.

'"I—I'm going to leave now. I can't stay here right now. I can't look at you or talk to you or deal with...you...right now. Not while I'm feeling like this." He took Sherlock's hand, it was shaking. "Don't...don't go anywhere. I will come back. Please, for the love of god, don't be gone when I come back, okay? Still be here." And with that John left.' The Return of Sherlock. SLASH.

John's girlfriend spends the night, and Sherlock decides that it's time to do something about it. Jealous!Sherlock, S/J slash.

and one time the world saw John Watson, The Soldier. COMPLETE

Lestrade was used to getting odd, non sequitur texts from Sherlock. But when "John went out for milk" was followed by a terse "two hours ago," Lestrade immediately understood three things: John was missing, Sherlock was quietly panicking, and this could all end very, very badly.

My usual fandom catch-all for drabbles, ficlets, and oneshots. Gen. Will contain anything from fluff to crack to h/c and heaven only knows what else. This: Sherlock returns, and while most people are angry with him, John is the first and only one to tell him he did the right thing.

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

John leaves for the weekend and Sherlock slips back into depression. Trigger Warning: Self-Harm/Self-Injury.

A miscellaneous collection of John/Sherlock drawls; anything from angst to fluff to general hysteria with varying ratings. Updated with the consistency of Mycroft's dieting plans.

London winters are cold, and John doesn't have a coat. Sherlock does. They wear it. At the same time. Cotton candy fluff.

Gratitude is not asked for but openly given. John finds a box of Thank you letters and so much more. Intended as strong friendship but could be JohnLock

"Falling in love with Sherlock Holmes is the biggest mistake I've ever made." John has a very frank talk with Anthea on the dangers of loving a Holmes. Johnlock, Mythea. Post-Reichenbach.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.

One sentence started a movement. A movement John's not sure he believes in anymore. Sequel to 'We Believe'.

John Watson was a doctor, trained to observe details; a fact Sherlock had never been more aware of than when a drugged John's lifesaving instructions were based on an unlabeled syringe and an unconscious murder suspect's body.

Fantasy AU, winged!Sherlock. John Watson is an ex-military doctor, and has had a rather calm life since the end of his service two years ago. All if this changes when a strange winged person literally crashes into his flat one quiet evening.

Five times Mrs. Hudson raised the rent, and one time she didn't. Written for rabidsamfan during LiveJournal's Watsons Woes party. Spoilers for TRF, speculation for S3.

"Not good?" Two words and Lestrade realized just who John Watson actually was.

Sherlock returns from the dead with trepidation. Inspired by the song 'Bleeding Love' by Leona Lewis, and Marie's marvellous painting of the scene of return, '3 Years'. Trying something new, please review. Now complete.

When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU

"You drugged my milk? That figures," John says, looking away from Sherlock, his eyes drifting upwards, toward the blurred and indistinct stars marred by city pollution. "Is that why I feel so sad, Sherlock?" he asks, voice soft. 2.03 spoilers. Slash, S/J

John Watson once heard that if you make one thousand paper cranes, you get one wish. AU Post-Reichenbach as of 1/15/12. John/Sherlock. Soft spoilers for series two.

Sebastian's gotten himself injured, leaving Jim without a hit man temporarily. Sebastian suggests they look up an old friend of his to replace him in the meantime. Request fill. Sort of Slashy.

Pain is not the only burden John Watson carries. Sherlock isn't helpful in that respect. After all, the all-knowing detective doesn't believe in monsters. **Please do not redistribute my works to other sites such as goodreads or ebookstree without my express permission**

Spoilers for TRF. Post-Reichenbach. After John lets him know what those years did to him, a party for Sherlock gets underway. A drunken game of Spin-the-bottle ensues and in the aftermath, they come to terms with what everyone has said about them.

Valtiel/PH one-shot. Spin-off from my other story "The Return". Spicy Lemon.

A simple situation influences a realisation and development of the relationship between John and Sherlock. Just a small musing of how they could realise that their 'not together' arguments may actually be wrong. John/Sherlock

Sherlock is demanding. John decides to teach him a lesson.

Lestrade decides to drive Sherlock and John home after their adventure in Baskerville. Sherlock and John bicker like little kids in the back seat. Lestrade suffers.

It's been two months since "The Fall." John Watson has been suffering through a deep depression. His Psychiatrist suggests he write letters to the deceased Sherlock. Valentine's Day is on it's way. Will Sherlock finally reveal himself? One Shot

Post-RBF. He writes one sentence, and while it's not enough, it starts something. A movement. Now finished!

Sherlock finally comes to understand what role he plays in John's life.

"Don't you see, Ms Holmes? She is your heart. And I won't need to burn the heart out of you – you're going to do it yourself." fem!sherlock, fem!john

Sherlock spends too much time hiding near his own gravestone. At least he's not there alone. Post-Reichenbach.

Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.

John often wondered why he saw them, and why they captivated him so much. Every time, when he comes close to death, he sees them, and he wonders how. Maybe now as he lies dying, they can finally stop pesturing him... Happy Valentine's Day!

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

John finally snapped. He must have. Really, it's the only explanation for the corpse on the sofa. Two 221Bs. Light language. Richenbach spoilers; not mine.

Sherlock stalks an assassin then gets kidnapped by said assassin. Then they become best friends, because, hey, no matter what occupation he's in, John Watson is awesome. Probably a oneshot. Unless you persuade me otherwise.

The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.

Sherlock clearly has unconventional ideas when it comes to courtship. Lestrade makes a mental note to schedule another drugs bust. Crack. Johnlock Prompt Fill. Sherlock/John

Time goes on. Even after Sherlock dies and everything falls apart and John finds himself dining with strangely familiar men in dingy, drab cafes, it still continues.

John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.

John seems to have unusual mobility for a shoulder wound… Just a random snippet that came into my mind, set after TGG. Largely gen, but could be interpreted as pre-slash.

There are some things that none of us can understand. Things like falling in love with Sherlock Holmes. Some Johnlock love to celebrate the anniversary of the day they first met. This is the first story in a series of fics - Must Be Mad, More Than I Am, Lovers of the Lost, and Of Course, Of Course. They can be read as a series, or as stand-alone stories.

After the fall,John keeps texting Sherlock, trying anything to get him to reply. This fic includes a lot of angst, some suicidal thoughts and actions, and also a good amount of fluff. I am incapable of writing a summary. Johnlock, Post-Reichenbach

I know you're not dead. Let's have dinner. Post-Reichenbach. Companion piece to Falling; best to read that one first.

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for RBF. Prompt: "At the moment they believe their Holmes is dead at Reichenbach, all Watsons in every universe connect, just for a split second, through their shock and grief. Because some things transcend all universe barriers."

3 years after Sherlock jumps, John Watson disappears. "That's what this is, you see, Mr Holmes. One big game of Hide and Seek. You can spend years running after somebody, only to come up with nothing. John would know that best, wouldn't he?"

You're falling, John. You're falling, just like he did, only you won't ever stop. Post-Reichenbach. No slash, just shameless bromance.

John Watson is not as unobservant as Sherlock thinks, nor is he above using what he knows. Even if it is just to make sure Sherlock eats and sleeps.

Sherlock Holmes has met exactly twenty-four Johns in his life. They have all been the wrong John. He's getting tired of waiting, staring at the inscription on his finger and wondering when his John will turn up, if ever.

John Watson is sure that the Sherlock Holmes in his sitting room is a figment of his imagination. Nothing new there. John/Sherlock. Implied John/Mary. Reichenbach spoilers. Reunion!fic.

When John comes home to find Sherlock about to do drugs their relationship will be altered for life. Though perhaps not in a bad way.

It's never really worked out with anyone for John. Friends, family, lovers. Sherlock's never quite been in sync with anyone else either. Maybe that's why this time it's different. Sherlock/John.

John is unexpectedly invited to share Christmas with Sherlock's family. But the seasonal celebrations bring back difficult memories for them both. This is my attempt to understand something of the damage that binds these two men together.

While Sherlock grapples with his new-found feelings for John Watson, he faces a very real threat: John's kidnapping and shooting at the hands of James Moriarty. And the knowledge that the love of his life is being used to test an addictive drug - at the risk of John's sanity and life. Angst. Kidnapping. Violence. Language. Mild slash. Prequel to THE BOYS OF BAKER STREET

"It's the still slightly-obscene nature of the act that makes him love it. It's not, of course, illegal, but yet…it maintains an aura of a-little-less-than respectable, we-don't-talk-about-it anywhere, je ne sais quoi." That M rating is serious, friends.

Follows "This Thing That I've Become". Sherlock and John are back in London. But things aren't always as perfect as expected, and John still has a few things to learn about himself. Slash.

There are some things a man doesn't want to know about his brother, no matter how fond he is of spy cameras. Slash relationship and gratuitous discussion of sex, thank you Sherlock.

As John recovers from the effects of a brutal kidnapping, he and Sherlock attend the Yarders' Christmas Party. There are... 'developments' on the dance floor... Slash. Now with PODFIC!

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Sherlock needs scissors. So he goes rifling through John's stuff, until he stumbles across a medal that John has been hiding for him, except it's not just any medal. It seems John has been hiding the true nature of his tour in Afghanistan. Sweet fluff.

Sherlock and John decide to fake a sexual encounter so everyone will stop asking if they're together. One shot.

Sherlock's wings are beautiful. John's are not. Wing!fic

John is settled quite comfortably on the sofa one snowy day. A battle of wills ensues when Sherlock commands him to share.

John met a man that wasn't there. He wasn't there today. He wish and wish he'd go away.

Sherlock's fighting a losing battle with his migraine when John comes home to help.

John is a bit flustered when he and Sherlock are first observed kissing in public. But that's OK, because Sherlock is ready to explain everything to whoever needs telling. Oh, wait, is that really a good idea ...?

Sherlock sketching John on a boring afternoon.

In which John dries Sherlock's hair. Short Tumblr prompt fill.

John is relentlessly pursued by a coworker, which all leads to an inevitable revelation by Sherlock. How will John react to this? Sherlock/John Slash complete .

Sherlock overhears a conversation between John and his sister.

The Pool. The Bomb. A tranquiliser dart. Now John is in the hands of his best friends greatest rival, and the man has a definite Agenda. Rated for dark themes and possible slash later in the piece Shwatson

Somewhere in the depths of the universe, and somewhere in the middle of Sherlock's chest, a star goes into supernova.

Sherlock and John are both impossible to live with, unless they are living together. Short scenes examining this. Slash toward the end, not even slightly graphic. Warnings for mild violence.

Moriarty teases John

John gets glasses.

John stumbles into a rather unexpected person while on an impromptu shopping trip.

Sherlock sexts John out of the blue. John was definitely not expecting it.

Sally Donovan's eyes are opened about a certain Doctor John Watson.

AU. Ever since he was born, John has been able to perceive people's auras. So he can see straight away that there's something special about Sherlock Holmes. John/Sherlock, Mystrade.

Alternative ending to Reichenbach Falls - John knew all along. J/S friendship.

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

In which Moriarty has known John long before Sherlock, and had been infatuated with him for the same amount of time. He's interested in Sherlock, but it's only after he sees Sherlock with John that things starts to get personal. Sorta-AU.

Sherlock Holmes vanishes at Reichenbach Falls, presumed dead. John spends the next three years trying to move on. J/S

S/J, a really messed up look at everything. warnings for slash, mentions of violence, Nick Cave and a wildly unhealthy relationship. Horror genre for a reason.

Sherlock's side-story to "Waiting There For You" from the time he is in Islamabad, Pakistan, until he reaches John at the hospital in Qurya, Afghanistan. Need to read "Waiting" first for this to make sense!

For a prompt: Lestrade is desperate; so desperate he asks Sherlock for advice on how to woo John. Sherlock, surprisingly, helps. But who is he really helping? J/L, slash.

Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J

It isn't often that someone notices something before Sherlock. Lestrade watches over the recovering detective and tries to nudge him toward some conclusions regarding John. Paternal!Lestrade, John/Sherlock, post-TGG.

Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John

Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John

Magic!AU. John Watson is an ancient Warlock in the 21st Century. It was only a matter of time before Sherlock found out, whether he wanted him to or not. John/Sherlock

John has been kidnapped by Moriarty. One-sided slash.

For a prompt: John carrying Sherlock out of great danger. John proves his strength in more ways than one. Established relationship, slash, BAMF!John!

In the hours after the bombing at the pool, Lestrade tries to pull Sherlock back together while they wait for news of John. No character death.

More often than not, it's Sherlock rescuing John from being kidnapped by various nefarious criminals. Sherlock never expected it to work the other way round when the time came. S/J

London dreams of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson.

John gets irritated when Anderson and the other Yarders call Sherlock names. Sherlock is pleasantly surprised that the doctor gets so angered on his behalf. S/J established.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Cracky, AU, probably OOC, slashy insanity - basically, Sherlock has wings. Like, massive feathery wings, attached to his shoulders. And he might be in love with John. T for mentions of child abuse and depressing stuff. Better than it sounds, I promise! :D

Sherlock makes, and attempts to unmake, something of a miscalculation.

You thought he was the real Moriarty? Oh please.

After the bomb goes off, John somehow manages to save Moriarty's life, ignoring Sherlock's insistence that he save himself. Afterwards, a newly imprisoned Moriarty has shifted his obsession from Sherlock to John, trying to understand his actions.

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

"I know this is an inconvenience for you, but I would really rather you were awake right now, John." John is unconscious, and Sherlock decides to talk to him anyway. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

John is drugged and loves Sherlock, Sherlock is worried and loves John, and Lestrade feels awkward. Sherlock/John

"Almost two years ago, this life was ripped from him in a hail of gunfire, creating a hollowed-out shell that life with Sherlock went a long way to fill, in some respects, but certainly not in others." John is sent back to Afghanistan post-TGG.

"Do you think for one second that if Sherlock Holmes ever decided to kill someone, you'd know or even suspect him?" John defends Sherlock in an unconventional way. Pre-slash-ish. Maybe. Mostly just John being awesome and condescending.

-Fingers begin prying open his jacket looking for a wound and John would really like to swat at them. No, he's not hit anywhere, he's just damn sick.- John Watson has a fever.

When Sherlock Holmes dies, John Watson's world goes grey. Literally. J/S

Oneshot, written for the kinkmeme: girl!Sherlock doesn't buy into stereotypical gender roles, and soon finds that John doesn't either. girl!Sherlock/John at the end.

"As far as crushes go, this is the one he's had the hardest time getting over." John wants Sherlock. Sherlock wants John. So what does Sherlock do? Go out on a date with someone else. Sounds about right. Slash.

John blamed milk, demons, and a certain portal to hell for ruining his Saturday. But mostly, he blamed Sherlock. Oh yes. Always Sherlock. Companion fic to How To Accidentally Summon a Demon.

A week after the events of "The Great Game", Sherlock returns to 221B Baker Street to find it empty.

Halfway through Sherlock's Great Hiatus, Mycroft comes to him with the news that John has died. But all is not what it seems…

"Would it help if I told you it's not what it looks like?" Followup to "Cheater." Slash.

"There's nothing else to be done, nothing to be surrendered, and everything to be gained." Slash. Sherlock not only realizes he's in a relationship with John, but he *wants* him, too. Written for a prompt on SherlockBBC.

Sherlock is handcuffed to a bed in New Orleans. Naked. As he waits to be retrieved, he reflects on his tumultuous week spent chasing a clever, clever girl through Mexico. He misses John.

A little silly piece I couldn't get out of my head. John catches Sherlock dancing. Perhaps a little squinty, but pretty gen.

John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."

Complete. Written for a kinkmeme prompt: girl!John is pregnant during Reichenbach, and the day Sherlock returns to London is actually the day Joan goes into labour...violence, implied sex, medical discussions of pregnancy, Sherlock/Joan

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

Post EP - Spoilers for Ep 3. Lestrade's point of view when he's called to the wreckage of the pool. He doesn't want to deal with the wreckage that would occur if London's newest crime fighting duo are parted from each other.

John/Sherlock. John had met a really nice girl named Mary.

Hostage situation. Boring right? Not when your flat mate is the hostage.

"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.

John gets jealous. Sherlock doesn't. Yeah right.

For the sherlockbbc fic kinkmeme! Prompt: 5 times John and Sherlock nearly kissed at work, and one time they did :D

Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.

John wanted to go to a party: Sherlock decided that the best time to catch criminals is Christmas Eve. Turns out you can get shot outside of the army, too. When John takes a turn for the worse, Sherlock begins thinking about Christmas miracles. One-Shot.

At Christmas at the Holmes's, John meets Victor Trevor, Sherlock's ex. This was meant to be comedic. Instead, it turned deep and difficult and dark. I think it works.

John/Sherlock. Lying to the police? Clearly, I've been a bad influence on you, John.

Sherlock and John go to marriage counselling for a case. Hilarity and angst happen in equal measures. Pre S/J.

AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!

John/Sherlock. Lestrade notices things that everyone else doesn't.

Sherlock can't crack the riddle that is John Watson. But that's going to have to be put on hold, as said riddle has currently been kidnapped and buried alive.

99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."

Insanity must be contagious, because John finds himself talking to that damn skull more often than he would like to admit.

Can you imagine the people who dragged the Freak up? Sally Donovan learns that John Watson has limits and Sherlock learns... well, nothing he didn't already know. cross posted to LJ

Oneshot, written for a kinkmeme prompt that essentially boiled down to: Moran doesn't think much of John Watson, until their paths cross and John beats the crap out of him. Featuring Moran being too overconfident, and John being a badass.

From the kinkmeme prompt: "It's ridiculous to sleep when the weather is this loud." J/S.

John goes on conference to get away from Sherlock, but that's never going to be easy now, is it? Friendship fic!

Sherlock may be married to his work and John is only his mistress, but his heart belongs to John. Another of my kerfluffels. Slightly explicit S/J. Don't own: yada, yada.

In the final moments of "The Great Game" Holmes hopes he will have the chance to tell his flatmate that he was wrong. Heroes do exist after all and the one in front of him is called Dr John Watson.

Donovan is annoyed with Sherlock, and Anderson offers a chance at revenge. Their little practical joke turns out to be a bit more deadly than they intended.

Sherlock and John go and hunt down a suspect. On a Friday night. In a gay club. Which John knows well…mild S/J but only mild.

War. That's it, isn't it? You're in a war. You almost laugh, but then you remember that half a building is currently resting on top of you and you refrain from expressing your incredulity.

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

John had a plan, and it's name was Get Some Sex. And the capitals were most certainly necessary. A short, humourous oneshot that I wrote for fun. Slash, Sherlock/John.

The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John's reference in "The Great Game" to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge

Sequel to "Hide and Seek/Heaven and Hell" in which Sherlock discovers that everyone he associates with is a murderer, including himself.

... For His Own Good And One Time Sherlock Tackled John J/S

John has cold hands. Sherlock helps. J/S, fluff

Why Sherlock was an idiot. S/J

... And One Time He Participated J/S, fluff

Colour is what connects the different phases of John's life. They connect Afghanistan and the bullet wound in his shoulder and his time home from the war, but most of all, they connect to Sherlock.

...And One Time He Admitted It. John makes Sherlock's life different. This is how.

Written for a prompt on LJ. Mycroft is just as much of a genius as Sherlock is. He keeps randomly kidnapping John for chats, and the locations get better. Cue Sherlock's younger sibling complex rearing up and jealousy ensues.

Sherlock needed to feel every beat of his heart, every rise and fall of his chest as he breathed. It was the only way to completely assure himself that John was alive and right there next to him, and not dead, no, never dead… John/Sherlock

Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J

Or: 3 ways Sherlock and John realised what friendship was. CHAPTER 3 UP. NOW FINISHED.

Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.

John Watson wakes up in the hospital, they tell him he has been in a coma since he was shipped back from Afghanistan. They say he made the last four wonderful months spent in 221b up in his head. Are they lying, or are their motivations more sinister?

John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts

John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.

Part Three. Wherein Sherlock isn't really a sociopath, John reaches out and a trip to Edinburgh occurs.

Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.

Sherlock does not react well to the idea that John might be dead.

Spoilers for Blind Banker! Sometimes Sherlock needs a 'close-your-eyes' moment too...