In which Kyle rants about things.

Ponyville is getting ready to host a Dodgeball Tournament when Gilda shows up, challenging them against her own team. As they prepare themselves, Twilight and her friends learn a surprising secret about a certain crossed-eyed mailpony. Will Ponyville be able to beat Gilda and her team? Or will they taste rubbery defeat?

I decided to re-write the story, adding extra detail and changing things a bit. Metal was a robot created to help Ivo Robotnik's daughter, Callie, with her disease, but ended up becoming the rival of a blue hedgehog who looked the same as him. Read the story of Metal Sonic's life and his origins. See what he will go through. May contain upsetting scenes.

On behalf of the Canterlot University of Electrical Engineering, Princess Celestia sends her star pupil a mysterious contraption she wants her to test out. Can the mane six overcome this new challenge, even if it costs them their sanity?