Discontinued. An outcast living alone, Eva is persecuted for illegal potion making by thousands. Her friend Jade supposedly fell from the sky with no knowledge of Minecraftia, or so she thinks. Jade discovers that there's more to her than she originally thought, and she strives to find out the details.

This world is full of danger, great obstacles that only the bravest can face and the mightiest overcome. In that case, how the Nether did this idiot survive the first night? Join your slightly schizophrenic narrator and all her Latin in a quest from beginning to End and back again. Can she survive creepers, failures and vengeful white eyes? Yeah, nah. (REALLY OLD AND TERRIBLE)