Daeva: And queue scene!

[Enters random person]

Random Person: Hey buddy, who are you?

[Unslaad begins some cheesy line]

Unslaad: ... Who me? I'm just some random guy on the internet who loves video games and anime.

Random Person: Ok then why did you decided to join this platform?

Unslaad: Welp to put it plain and simple, if the creators of some sort of media didn't pair a dense male protagonist with everyone's favorite wifu A, B, or C, then someone on the internet would have, and thats what im looking for. Also it's fun to share and debate about one favorite type of media (anime, manga, video games, ect).

Random Person: Share and debate on the internet? Aren't you the type of person to sit quietly in the corner during a party?

Unslaad: That's only because I act to much like a dad for a 11th Grader (seriously who would want a dad type at a party especially a teenagers party).

[Daeva rushes in]

Daeva: AND CUT! ... God that was cringy. Please never do something like that again, Unslaad.

Unslaad: Sorry no promises ;)

Daeva: I think I'm going to puke

[Daeva rushes off screen]

[End Scene]

P.S. Daeva is a not a real person, she's a character I'm developing for across platforms. (All ready has a WIP model in VRChat)

Anyway, I hope this was not too clingy for you.