Jayne doesn't kiss on the mouth, but River does. A collection of unrelated one-shots/ficlets where River kisses Jayne. Varying timelines and POVs. Rayne.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

A series of 7 minutes in Heaven creepypasta lemons This is an X Reader thing, so, yeah. Will include OC's. Jeff the Killer, Laughing Jack, ZALGO, Slenderman, Splendorman, Ticci Tobi, and others will be here

Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.

30 Day OTP Challenge centering around Destiel. Need I say more?

A kidnapping gone wrong and an unfair court verdict do what nobody else could - make Kel run away. Two years later, a shadow appears, killing rapists and abusive nobles alike and throwing Tortall into uproar. Most refer to the killer as "the Shadow", but some use a different title: "Avenger of the Small". ABANDONNED

A lab experiment goes wrong, leaving Sakura a sex-crazed fiend. Determined to find a cure, she stalks the Akatsuki HQ looking for a way to alleviate her unexpected problem. Beware this plotless filth, oh innocent browser. Your life will never be the same.