Author has not written any stories but is currently writing one based on The Hunger Games and considering to write one for the PJO and Harry Potter series'.

'"You're the shuckiest shuck-face shuck there ever was."' - Minho, The Maze Runner

'Hunger. It's like an animal trapped inside of you.' - Thomas, The Maze Runner (believe me, Tommy, I know)

Hey. It's me.

I'm just your normal everyday fangirl, who, in her spare time, likes to write about people that she has idolised and yet aren't even real.

On the rare occasion that someone would actually read this meaningless information about myself, here are some random facts about me:

My name is Mollie, but people like to call me crazy or Mollson (my guitar teacher calls me Moleficent)
Age is currently unknown since I have no recollection of the day I was born
I used to be average height but I'm slowly becoming the midget of the family (no offense dwarves)
I am a female. Wait, am I? *looks down* Yep, I am.
I am a major fusspot when it comes to having dinner. I never accept anything less than the best.
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
I've got brown hair which I never have any idea what to do with
I've got brown eyes that I am very proud of (they are my best feature so far)
I THINK that I am smart (emphasis on the 'think') but I am definitely a nerd
I am easily scared and have an extreme case of arachnophobia
Favourite colours include lime green and sunset orange (bc Everlark)
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
Surprisingly, I am good at Music (I can play/have played over 10 instruments)
I play bass guitar for the Junior Orchestra at my school (not well though)
Soccer is my favourite sport, though every morning that I wake up for it I curse the gods for making me wake up so early
FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD
In case you haven't noticed, I like food
I also like books
Oh, who am I kidding? I LOVE BOOKS. Books are my life. They are my happiness, my sadness, my anger, my comfort, my despair, my anticipation . . . (you know, this list could go on for a whole novel)
jks I don't have the patience to write a novel
Sometimes I can sound posh and sophisticated as fck, and other (most) times I sound like the adolescent fangirl I truly am inside
Every day I pray to the gods that my 'almost-ADHD' will somehow lead to the claim of my godly parent
If I had $10 for every tear I shed while reading books or watching movies, I could buy a robot Peeta Mellark
I like the Twilight Saga.
Yes, I do.
I don't understand why people hate the books. I mean, I know the movies were terrible (R-Pattz and Taylor Lautner though)

Before we continue, I understand that many of you may think that I am an alien because I use funny words such as colour and favourite and mum. That is due to the fact that I am Australian. Sound familiar? No hate for my spelling and grammar; us here in Australia are taught differently in terms of vernacular and stuff. Please excuse me if sometimes in my fanfictions I write Mom and other times I write Mum. It's just a bit confusing; I want to adapt to the American style of writing, but I'm more used to the British-English way of spelling things. Thanks for understanding :)

'"No, I'm not choosing him or you. I'm choosing me."' - America Singer, The Selection

'"What do you think my chances might be of finding a soul mate in the group of you? I'll be lucky if I can just find someone who'll be able to stand me for the rest of our lives. What if I've already sent her home because I was relying on some sort of spark I didn't feel? What if she's waiting to leave me at the first sign of adversity? What if I don't find anyone at all?"' - Prince Maxon Schreave, The Selection

A WILD LIST OF FAVOURITE LITERARY THINGS APPEARS! (you can skip all of them if you want)

Favourite books (and random thoughts on them) include:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians series by Rick Riordan (PERCABETH!!!)
Heroes of Olympus series by Rick Riordan (OWWW MY FEELS IT HURTS)
Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (if you haven't read these books then I shall throw you to Nagini as it will be a surprise)
Any and all books by John Green (don't even get me started)
The Hunger Games trilogy by Suzanne Collins (I thank these books every day for introducing me to the terrifying yet exciting world of fandoms)
The Selection trilogy by Kiera Cass (probably my favourite romance series ever actually)
Divergent trilogy by Veronica Roth (Allegiant = Worst Twist Ending. Ever.)
The Maze Runner trilogy by James Dashner (a.k.a. a book of my favourite insults)
Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyers (everybody is entitled to their own opinions)
I have a lot more favourite books, but I'm sure that you guys are bored already

Top 13 favourite book characters of all time (not in any particular order):

Percy Jackson (Seaweed Brain) from Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Peeta Mellark (The Boy With The Bread) from The Hunger Games
Harry Potter (The Boy Who Lived) from Harry Potter
Augustus Waters (Gus) from The Fault In Our Stars
Tobias Eaton (Four) from Divergent
Katniss Everdeen (The Girl On Fire) from The Hunger Games
Annabeth Chase (Wise Girl) from Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Hermione Granger (Mud-Blood) from Harry Potter
Nico di Angelo (Death Boy, Goth Boy, etc.) from Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Leo Valdez (Repair Boy, Hot Stuff, Supreme Commander of the Argo II, etc.) from Heroes of Olympus
Prince Maxon Schreave from The Selection
Finnick Odair from Catching Fire
Tiny Cooper from Will Grayson, Will Grayson

My OTP's (unpopular and popular):

PercyxAnnabeth from Percy Jackson and the Olympians (they both got their first kiss when they were freaking 14 omfg I'm gonna die alone)
PercyxNico from Percy Jackson and the Olympians (the feels from HoH almost sent me to a mental asylum)
KatnissxPeeta from The Hunger Games (Peeniss though)
HarryxGinny from Harry Potter (reason #1 why The Half-Blood Prince is my favourite)
RonxHermione from Harry Potter (I always thought that Harry and Hermione would end up together, but that doesn't mean I don't like the ship)
HazelxAugustus from The Fault In Our Stars (waiting for 17-year-old guys with one leg)
AmericaxMaxon from The Selection (stop pushing him away and get over yourself America!)
PiperxJason from Heroes of Olympus (wondering how it must feel to kiss a guy with a scar on his lip)
LeoxCalypso from Heroes of Olympus (HE FOUND HER HELL YEAH)
HazelxFrank from Heroes of Olympus (Hazel better be lucky Frank got the Blessing of Mars)
TrisxTobias from Divergent (Four & Six = Ten)
ThomasxTeresa from The Maze Runner ('maybe we were lovers' is one of my all time favourite book quotes bc Thomas' reaction)
EdwardxBella from Twilight Saga (why did they do the frick-frack so early?)

My BROTP's (I kill you if you deny my BROTP's):

PercyxNico from Percy Jackson and the Olympians (I know this isn't canon but one can believe)
PercyxJason from Heroes of Olympus (despite the fact that they almost killed each other, I think they are awesome BFF's)
JasonxNico from Heroes of Olympus (I will go down with this ship)
Basically, everyone in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus series.
HarryxRon from Harry Potter (that bitch fight in GoF gave me goosebumps)
HarryxFredxGeorge from Harry Potter (can I do a BR3TP?)
HarryxHermione from Harry Potter (omg I love this so so much)
PeetaxFinnick from Catching Fire (CPR is the best way to start a relationship)
PeetaxHaymitch from The Hunger Games (don't know why I call this a BROTP but #yolo am I right)
ThomasxMinho from The Maze Runner (they are the perfect couple though)
ThomasxNewt from The Maze Runner (love this ship so freaking much)
All of the Gladers. Like a giant Glader orgy. Actually, forget I said anything.
EdwardxJasper from Twilight Saga (one can only hope for a confederate war soldier for a best friend)
EdwardxEmmett from Twilight Saga (one can only hope for an extremely muscly yet sparkly vampire for a best friend)
BellaxAlice from Twilight Saga (socially awkward girl & short vampire with spiky hair = weirdest BROTP ever)
A LOT of people from the Twilight Saga.
AmericaxCelestexKrissxElise from The Selection (I never really liked Kriss but I've also never had a BR4TP before)

'And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.' - Percy Jackson, The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book Five)

'"Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong."' - Aphrodite, The Battle of the Labyrinth (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book Four)

PREPARE FOR UNNECESSARY YET COMPLETELY ESSENTIAL INFORMATION ABOUT ME.

Celebrity obsessions (a.k.a. the people I stalk contantly) include:

Josh Hutcherson (I just wanna punch him in the face for all the pain he has caused me then kiss him vigorously); Dylan O'Brien (I'm tempted to kill his girlfriend so he's all mine but she's pretty); Logan Lerman (he's really pretty for a guy, isn't he?); Jennifer Lawrence (I would go leb for her); Tyler Posey (occasionally, bc he's engaged); Justin Bieber (yeah, I'm not afraid to admit it); Andrew Garfield (he's almost 31 and dating Emma Stone, so I know I've got no chance); a lot of people who were once on Disney Channel

TV obsessions (a.k.a. the shows I watch until 5am sometimes):

Teen Wolf (STYDIA ISN'T CANON AFTER ALL THIS FREAKING TIME), The Big Bang Theory (Shamy for life), The Voice Australia (not the American version we got Kylie Minogue now biches), Australia's Got Talent / Britain's Got Talent (MORE CONTORTIONISTS AND UNUSUALISTS PLEASE), Saturday Night Live (bc I'm Aussie I can't watch it on YouTube, so that sucks), The Graham Norton Show (funny Irish guy & awesome celebs = PARTAY!!), Whose Line Is It Anyway? (I piss myself laughing practically every time I watch this), Wizards of Waverley Place (nostalgia feels), So You Think You Can Dance? (don't watch it that much bc my mum LOVES her soap operas)

YouTube obsessions (a.k.a. my homework distractions):

PewDiePie (this guy really is a genius); Markiplier (he is fcking HILARIOUS); Smosh (Ianthony is another one of my BROTP's); SmoshGames (poor Jovenshire; he gets all the crap, doesn't he?); Smosh 2nd Channel ('tumblr tags!' though); CinemaSins (if you don't laugh while watching these guys you have no soul); Cryaotic (I freaking LOVE his Catherine playthrough); TheFineBros (YouTubers React and Teens React are the sht); Bad Lip Reading (THEY FINALLY RELEASED A THIRD TWILIGHT VID); DivyaReads (first ever BookTuber that I've watched and she is awesome); WatchUsLiveAndStuff (I swear I would die if Kalel and Anthony spontaneously stopped posting)

Music obsessions (a.k.a. my reasons for breathing):

The All-American Rejects, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the Disco, Coldplay, Imagine Dragons, The Kooks, Fall Out Boy, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, Muse, Avicii, EXO, Teen Top

Favourite catchphrases/quotes (a.k.a. 'words of wisdom'):

'Anything boys can do, girls can do better.' - Unknown
'If I could buy a monkey, I would buy a monkey. Who wouldn't buy a monkey if they could buy a monkey?' - Me
'When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there's any left over, I buy food.' - Desiderus Erasmus
'Ugly bitch ass hoe!' - PewDiePie
'Just look at that donk!' - Markiplier
'Congladurations.' - Anthony Padilla
'VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU' - a genius on tumblr whose name I have forgotten
'When you want to succeed as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful.' - Eric Thomas
'Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, and a hard-to-find alloy called guts.' - Unknown
'Every villain is a hero in his own mind.' - Tom Hiddleston
'I'm a person who gets better with practice. Getting older is awesome - because you get more practice.' - Zooey Deschanel
'Some people think I am gay, which I think is awesome.' - Daniel Radcliffe
'The reason most people give up is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come.' - Unknown
'It's not about being better than someone else - it's about being better than you were yesterday.' - Unknown

'You don't forget the face of the person who was your last hope.' - Katniss Everdeen, The Hunger Games

'It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together than it does to fall apart.' - Finnick Odair, Mockingjay (I think)

Where you can find me (a.k.a. if you want to stalk me, here is my info):

Twitter: @missmollson
Tumblr: miss-mollson
Instagram: @mollson.1509
YouTube: awsummollson12

I seriously have a mental blank and I can't remember anywhere else I have an account or something like that.

If you read through all of this, I sincerely grant you 10,000 virtual cookies. You can eat 'em right now if you want; just stuff 'em all in your mouth, I don't mind. Whenever I eat, I just throw it all in my mouth, so I'm used to that kind of 'grossness'.

If you found this funny, or even giggled because you were being tickled while reading this, please let me know so I can finally pursue my dreams of becoming a circus clown. And if you didn't think this was funny, don't tell me because you will break my heart.

PM me whenever you want if you have any concerns (about my stories or personal things; I'm open to anything). The box will always be open for you guys. Ooh, that sounded dirty. *innocent chuckle* But seriously, if you guys have any problems or if you're struggling in life, tell me. I don't give the best advice, but I do give the best virtual hugs. And please, if you've read any of my stories and you enjoyed them, follow, favourite, review or share it with your friends!

Thanks for paying attention to my - albeit very brief - life story. Hope you like my stories.
:)