A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

When he was pulled into the ocean, he found himself falling. When he landed, he found himself fighting. When everything stopped, he found himself hurting. When he stopped hurting, he found himself questioning everything. Who was that girl that looked like Carolina? And why does she keep calling him "Jaune?"

An inter-dimensional grenade sends the Reds and Blues to the world of Remnant. When they land, they are met with the distrust, and weird looks. Join the Soldiers as they try their best to find a way home. Along the way they might help a few known Hunters and Huntresses in training with their adventures.

Harry Potter's third year at Hogwarts promises to be turbulent. Not only is a wanted criminal after him, he also has not one but THREE new professors from all across Europe. The mysterious Kirkland clan that seems to pop up everywhere now seems rather fishy, and the new students that are never too far away from him are somehow connected to them as well.

Mathias is plagued by the past he could barely remember and Lukas is plagued by the past he never had. A darker, twisted, Hetalian version of 'Finding Dory', starring Lukas Bondevik as Marlin, Emil Steilsson as Nemo, and Mathias Køhler as Dory. #Sequel to Finding Emil with a sprinkle of DenNor.

Iceland is cursed by an elven queen and now turns into his evil other self every full moon. But things are not that simple and soon it's a race against time that could affect Iceland's life forever - and trigger the end of the world. Dark!Iceland, Human!Puffin, Nordic Eight (!) and an unorthodox portrayal of normal-Iceland from the eyes of an actual Icelander. More info inside.

There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

America's explosive appearance on the national stage sent ripples of shock throughout the world. As he grapples to find his place as the Personification of the United State of America, dark forces begin to stir once more. Sequel to "In Need of Representation". Update 7/9/19: Finished story to be posted during the WIP Big Bang, summer 2019.

Nico di Angelo was finally happy; he had survived two wars, Tartarus and found a place to belong. But now the fates had taken all that away from him, landing him in the middle of another war; this time galaxies away from Earth. Trapped in the future and surrounded by strangers, Nico struggles to keep his shadows at bay as he tries to gain, and keep, the trust of those around him.

Neither America or Canada know exactly how or why they got here, but here they are. They'd LIKE to get home...but they don't know how, quite yet. Until they have more information, they'll just have to help their newfound companions survive this war-torn world. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!

Pottertalia. Twenty years after the end of the Second Wizarding War, tragedy at the world's safest school prompts a clash between two Magical Ministries and an inquiry of a different kind. If the students and staff of Hogwarts School can't earn back the world's trust, then one Nation may do what the Dark Lord could not and close its doors forever. Long-term fic. Hiatus.

Kiku is considered a shut in as well as one of the smartest children in the world and the son of a famous CEO. One day out of curiosity he adventures down the basement where his father had warned not to enter. Out of all the thing to expect the thing that Kiku found was a new friend.

After having his memory erased by scientists, something his ex-boss ordered them to do, America views humans as terrible creatures whose only intention is to hurt him. Most nations believe he's a lost cause, but England and Canada still have hope. It isn't easy to help someone who's feral restore their memory, though.

When a new circus pops up and leaves corpses in its wake, the police send out their best to put a stop to it. The question is: Will they be seen again? ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE FOR SOME REPLANNING AND REWRITING!

Ludwig expected to go to medical school. He never expected a flu outbreak to turn into something so dangerous. He certainly never expected to be the designated doctor of a ragtag group of classmates just trying to survive the zombie apocalypse.

England is worried about France. He hasn't heard from the nation in a long time so he goes to check on him but he never expected to find this.

Church refused to perish on the very likely chance that Wash was right. Dr. Halsey wasn't about to let humanity's most advanced AI rot in a lab, and Lord Hood certainly wasn't willing to watch mankind's saviour go into battle without someone watching his back. The Chief just wished they had picked someone else. M for language. Cover art by Pilgrimwanders.

Collection of short stories about Nordics. Every chapter is a full, single story. Mostly just happy, silly stories with lot of historical and cultural things.

Highschool AU. The exploration of the strange friendship between a studious Japanese boy and a rowdy, blond American. Pre-slash.

After the war, Percy thought that he would settle nicely in the camp, and attend school there with his friends and girlfriend. But nope, the Fates were really messing with his lives this time. He hated the school, he hated being lonely- until "Alfred F. Jones" came along.

There's an unspoken rule on campus—don't go to the university health clinic unless your life depends on it. So when Amelia Jones, a mediocre medical student, walks in and asks to work alongside Dr. Kirkland, the most skilled yet intimidating physician around, she becomes the laughingstock of her class. Now, she must find out if she really has what it takes to become a doctor.

Five hundred years ago they were lovers, separated by fire. Throughout time their souls searched for each other until they were reborn and found each other once again. But they don't remember their past together. Obstacles continue to fort them and the threat of separation challenges them once again. RussiaXfem!China

In the turmoil of war and its aftermath, Germany learns that it's hard to let go of your past. Prussia learns that it is even harder to let go of your future. *Historical Hetalia part 4, German history part 2. Sequel to Cross Your Heart*

(SEQUEL TO THE PRICE OF WISDOM.) As conflicts in the wizarding community come to a head, Voldemort will stop at nothing to have Kirkland in his clutches, just as Harry will stop at nothing to see the Dark Lord dead.

Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be?

America and Canada awaken in a dangerous, monster-filled world. With strange new powers and suspicious blanks in their memories, they seek answers while keeping out of the spotlight. They can't afford to interfere. Not when they need to get home. So they don't. That is, until a city called Vale is breached by the Grimm and America's hero complex kicks in.

England was summoning a being from another dimension to get back at France. What came was something unexpected...well at least it wasn’t Russia.. (cover not mine)

Vinland's dead and Native America doesn't want to raise her children, so she sets them on their way into the world. Alfred loses everything during his childhood, at least everything he thought truly mattered. It's not until one event pushes him to use his magic as a way to cut himself off from the world. Canada and England despair over their lost. Sequel to Vinland's Legacy.

Gilbert Beilschmidt thought he had peaked at university, even though that peak had been nothing more than a hillock at best, but a reunion with his old friends and the murder of his drug dealer set off a series of events that cause him to quickly raise up to the top, and in the end bring him down just as hard. Follow Gil on his journey to success, and watch as a monster develops.

How come he ended up like this? He doesn't want to hurt his friends, he doesn't want to cause trouble, he doesn't want to see their blood tainted in his hands but he couldn't control himself. Does he need to kill himself so that it will end their sufferings? He need to do this all by himself so that he will not involve anyone. Yes, alone...

The calm before the storm is characterized by the peaceful moment before a turning-point. In this case, it marks the brief moment before the pact was broken and the world plummeted to a pit of fire. It never felt so welcoming before.

When Alfred F. Jones is accused and tried for murder, Phoenix Wright is brought in to defend him. Solving a murder with this strange bunch will not be easy, and with secrets around every corner and the entire country against him, can Phoenix prove him innocent?

If Shinigami existed, Light briefly wondered if other supernatural beings existed as well. He never dwelled on such topics long enough.

Toris Laurinaitis is a knight, hired by the merchant Ivan Braginsky to kidnap people for ransom. Feliks Łukasiewicz is the crown prince of Liathea ... who just happens to be Toris's next victim. Thrown together by unusual circumstances, the two develop an unlikely relationship that shakes the world to its core. [Fantasy AU.] {ON HIATUS AS OF 9-3-17. MORE IN AUTHOR'S NOTE.}

Iceland had no idea how the hell he got into this situation. When Denmark decides to sign Iceland up for a magic school (without telling Norway), he naturally chooses Hogwarts in Scotland. When Iceland arrives at Hogwarts, he has no idea what to expect. Now faced with the return of a Dark Wizard and keeping his status as a nation secret, what is the licorice loving Iceland to do?

My own ending to the famed Hetaoni. Italy further endeavors to save his friends, and himself, from the cursed mansion 3 hours from the World Meeting. But will he manage to finally succeed in freeing the nations, sanity intact? Or will they be lost in the endless cycle…? Betaed by Eternal Fauna.

Antonio meets Harry in the summer, he doesn't know Harry very well but he wants to see him again. He goes to Hogwarts and some surprising things occur... will Antonio be able to keep the secret of being a nation, with so many surprise visits and accidental comments?

Mattew understood. He really did. But a lizard? Alfred thinks Donald Trump is a lizard? In which Alfred discovers some conspiracies.

Arthur is the best assassin in the fiefdom. So, naturally, he has the best chance of killing the changeling that had infiltrated Lord Edelstein's court, as promised by a long-forgotten faerie curse. Arthur is suddenly thrown into a terrible world of court intrigue, where every word could be a lie - just as a string of murders begins.

Toris has been looking for the answer for three years. The answer to what? Answer to the secret note his mother left in a special book of his, soon after her untimely demise. The basement is the last place he can think of to hope to find it, but he has a strong, irrational fear of going into basements; he resolves this by bringing his best (if not only) friend, Feliks.

Feliks Łukasiewicz survived when his orphanage burned down and was raised to be an underworld assassin while Tolys Laurinaitis was raised as a Detective. When Feliks is sent to kill a German and a Russian prime minister, the plot twisted faster when he met a long lost ally, pointing a gun at him ((Rated T for blood and cursing))

Arthur and Francis went from being daredevil agents working abroad to being the guardians of twin boys. Now their next mission may prove to be their most trying one yet as they take on Europe and endure a Kirkland family reunion. It appears family can get just as messy as crime-fighting.

After an accident that left him parentless, Lukas swore never to be involved in his old way of lifestyle. Instead he took himself and his younger brother, Emil, out of the picture. But when Emil suddenly disappears without a trace he is forced back into the past and work with the person he most doesn't want to see: Matthias. ((Based off SPN, DenNor, human AU))

Desperate to make the pain go away, Roderich sat down on the piano bench and played for the first time in ten years, since Gil had died. Despite having been untouched for so long, the piano was in perfect tune, and as the music rose, so did the memories. His fingers danced with the keys, and as they hit each one a new note rose and joined the others, creating one fluid dance.

Arthur asks a man for the time on his way home from work.

Silly, short antics of anything and everything that could go wrong during a world meeting. Feel free to make a suggestion.

He is a living, breathing contradiction. He smiles at everyone while he breaks inside. He laughs when all he wants to do is curl up and cry. His words and actions suggest that he's happy, but he's drowning in a river of sadness that has consumed him. There are two parts of him that are at war: the cracking mask and his true self. And the mask is winning. Depressed!America.

It's been nine years since Gilbert last saw his little brother. It's been seven years since Alfred last played hide and seek with his brother. It's been thirteen years since Antonio lost the boy of his dreams. It's been nine years since Katya had a brother to buy flowers for. And it's been to long since these four boys had somewhere safe to stay. (Rated T for now)

Finland loved Sweden, and he loved Norway as well. He loved them both equally, just in different ways.

Family: it stands for "forget about me: I love you." They struggled sometimes with the first part, but the second part? They had that down perfectly. 100 Fics Challenge for the FACE Family.

Prussia wants nothing more than to rejoin his brother Germany but there is a problem. The Allies want to keep them separated. They built a wall around Prussia. What will Prussia do? Can he make it over the wall? And what happens if he does?

It was July 1st, 1997, The Handover of Hong Kong. Hong Kong and England didn't want to admit that they would miss each other before, but what would happen during this ceremony? (Contains bromance, fluff.)

Ludwig is an Angel of Strength, Feliciano is an Angel of Joy, and Kiku Honda's emblem, the symbol binding him to his role as an angel, has disappeared. He is sent to Arthur Kirkland, an Angel of Magic, to fix the problem. What will he and his friends do when a worse one arises? Angel AU, 2P Nations

England is worried about Harry's safety so he, America, and Canada are going to Hogwarts to protect him, but what happens when a certain golden trio are curios about them. Will they discover a secret that has been kept from the wizarding world for centuries?

A vending machine at Vash Zwingli's new high school catches his attention. The almost invisible boy who hangs around this machine, at first, does not. But when classmate Herakles Karpusi's cats disappear, Vash decides to team up with this Matthew guy to find out what happened. This is the start of an unusual friendship between two high school boys and a vending machine.

Revolutionary War Story. After the Seven Years' War, England is left weak and poor. The taxes he's imposing are taking their toll on America and the colonists, who aren't so sure they can put up with it any longer. As England and America drift further apart, Alfred is forced to consider an idea that he has never imagined- Independence.

Alternate History- England and America face the aftermath of a failed revolution.

Francis Bonnefoy is a respected fashion designer at the New York-based company he works for. He's always been inadequate with computers and has trouble speaking English; he starts to improve these faults once he meets Arthur Kirkland, the company tech guy. As time goes on, Francis begins to wonder why it doesn't feel like Arthur is a part of the company. Office AU.

Night after night, Francis has dreamed of being human. The dreams are happy, a welcome respite from the stresses of being a nation. Though each dream is different, one thing remains constant: the presence of Arthur. As the dreams become more frequent, however, Francis finds it harder and harder to wake up, preferring his dream life to the real one.

Lithuania comes down with a nasty disease: cholera. Luckily, Belarus is ready to take care of him, denying her feelings for him all the while. However, Poland grows jealous of their growing relationship and decides he's a much better caregiver! What will poor Lithuania do with his two friends fighting over him? Historical sick!fic, county names used. LietBel with a hint of LietPol.

When Toris found the injured faery, he didn't expect to fall for him and convince him to stay, despite knowing the king was after him. But when Feliks is captured, Toris realizes choosing his feelings over the faery's safety might not have been the best option. Because not only was Feliks now in danger, but so were the other faeries who were determined to help Toris get him back.

A detective human AU. Human names used. Kiku is a detective and solves multiple crimes, but one murder seemes odd. I apologize for misspelling things. English isn't my native language and I'm a bit inexperienced.. sorry :v Anyway.. enjoy!

A story about two brothers, a mentally crippled young man, and their quest through the Underworld. The darker, twisted, Hetalian version of 'Finding Nemo', starring Lukas Bondevik as Marlin, Emil Steilsson as Nemo, and Mathias Køhler as Dory. #Possible DenNor in the far, far future, likely in the sequel, 'Finding Mathias' (already up).

Its Christmas eve and everyone is sharing gifts at America's party. But England feels all alone. But a familiar face eases his sadness and wishes him a merry Christmas. FRUK, Fluff, Yaoi,

Berwald only wanted to find who killed his little brother. He didn't know it would drag him into a centuries old rivalry between two powerful bloodlines.

A series of one-shots about America, one of the most stereotyped yet most interesting countries in the world. No pairings. Writing is so much more than a couple.

Mathias randomly receives a puppy and names it Lukas! Crack ensues.

Prussia accidentally turns America and Germany into kids again. Now he has to hide America from England, and distract Germany from his quest to find his long-lost love...a.k.a Italy. HRE!Germany.

Ever since he was found several weeks ago, Italy wasn't the same person as he was before. Concerned for his well being, Germany and Japan decided to visit him, and perhaps discover just why was he feeling so regretful. One-shot, and spoilers.

Modern day, human AU. Nonromantic. Gilbert is an aspiring flutist and established trouble maker. Ludwig is a second-year medical student and the only pride of their distant father. One winter, Gilbert becomes severely ill and loses his hearing as a result. As he and his brother deal with his illness and recovery, they are forced to face the losses that tore their family apart.

Germany deems everything that's happened as of now fairly a normal day as far as rare occurrences are concerned: he's yet again working in the study, Prussia has just arrived home, there is a lovely flute tune c... Wait, what? Who could possibly be playing the flute from outside, and who better to relive old memories with than your own brother? Rated T because I'm paranoid. ONESHOT

The Kirkland brothers, in all of their drunken wisdom, decide to try their hand at cow tipping.

Arthur Kirkland is a successful lawyer in Philadelphia, living alone with his five year old son, Alfred F. Jones. When he takes the case of Francis Bonnefoy, a Frenchman battling his ex-wife for custody of their son, Matthew Williams, will this lead down a road of uncovering the past and healing both their broken hearts?

Kiku Honda knew the job didn't pay him enough to keep a nosy blonde out of his business. Especially when said nosy blonde had just found out one of his family's most important secrets.

Youtube AU. Alfred's new job isn't anything like what he expected.

Recently, Tino had turned 18. They were old enough to marry, and Berwald was embarrassed but determined to propose. However, when desperate times come into the light, what will they do? Focuses on Berwald and Tino, but has minor mention of Francis, Emilio, Matthias, and Lukas. Human personifications.

Alcoholic single father Arthur Kirkland gets into yet ANOTHER car accident and is given one last chance to get his life back together. With the arrival of an annoying house guest assigned to help this process along, it becomes clear that the family is even more broken that Arthur had first realized. Will Arthur be able to turn things around or will his inner demons win once again?

Far away in a prosperous kingdom, there lived an unhappy Prince. He lacks something (or someone) special in life. Of course, what could a simple Scholar give him that the others before him couldn't? Fairytale AU-ish, silly story about a little adventure and finding the special someone. DenNor

"Slap my rump one more time, Frog, And I will bloody kill you." Over the years, Francis and Arthur have developed the habit of writing each other poems to express their feelings towards one another. This is a collection of those poems, from start to finish.

Each day for the past year Ivan has given Yao a sunflower. Each day Yao has refused to accept a gift from the scary Russian boy. But what will he do when he finally realizes that he loves Ivan just as much as Ivan loves him? Is it already too late? Or will the love bloom like the flowers of his garden?

"Mattie? What's your wish?" "You already made my wish for me." Canada and America (Yes, exactly in that order.) Oneshot

All Prussia wanted was to be a great big brother to Holy Roman Empire, and that didn't change when he began to raise Germany. Oneshot.

Twenty South Park kids were whisked into the woods by Randy Marsh to play the game of Survivor for one hundred dollars. Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast to win it all and become the sole survivor? (Written with clarajaninequinn)

Maybe playing the scariest video game of the century at midnight during a thunderstorm wasn't the brightest of ideas, but Germany, America, and Japan did just that. Now they're seriously freaked out. If only things were like they used to be, where they had a warm, protective big brother to hold them...

Allura has rebooted the old paladin group chat. She'll come to regret this decision.

hey, if you're feeling down and in need of a laugh, read this trash!11! badly written crack is all you need in life, trust me! contains badass japan, fangirl germany, and kinky canada. APH JESUS GUARANTEED.

Because sometimes the fandom needs to be reminded what canon is actually like... No longer a Oneshot

Sealand is mistaken for a demigod, and just rolls with it. The Nordics on the other hand... Well, let's just say that a new age of Vikings is upon us.

On October 31st, 2014, two brothers jumped a wall and entered a strange and mysterious world of The Unknown. While they did manage to escape, the mental scars still remain. In fear of their older son's deteriorating sanity, they send them away to another little town in Oregan to see if it can distract him from the bad memories. It's too bad this town isn't exactly normal...

Born as a member of the Teutonic Order in 1192, told he isn't human in 1211. Prussia's life has been a search for the truth from the start. Finding yourself is never easy, especially if it's the person you least want to be. *Part 3 of Historical Hetalia, part 1 of Prussian/German history*

In the same vein as Bunnies For Your Amusement, I now bring you my collection of Hetalia Kink Meme oneshots and short stories featuring the North American twins, America and Canada! Now includes non-LJ drabbles.

One day, Japan and England find a giant head telling them to 'Show me what you got.' They then proceed to show it what they got.

Hetalia/Hogwarts X-over England decides to teach at Hogwarts to keep an eye on the Boy Who Lived. But the Trio become suspicious of their new professor... Can England keep his status as a country a secret? And what does Voldemort want with him? (SEQUEL POSTED)

Mike loves puns. Mike makes puns. Now, everyone just wants Mike to shut up. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

A bunch of cute and/or serious story ideas featuring my favorite Hetalia bros – America and Canada! May or may not imply pairings depending on story. I guarantee all of these are, if not unique ideas, unique takes on ideas, so come check them out! Reminder that all of these are available for adoption if you're interested (since I don't know if I'll have time to write them myself)!

When Halloween rolls around, the Winchesters know they can expect a myriad of strange occurrences. They just have to be there to stop the metaphysical ones. This time however, they're unwittingly wrapped up in an eccentric duo's annual game of pranks to scare each other. But what no one's noticed is that there's yet another player in the game, a vengeful one.

"All I ask from you," the message stated with a pleading tone, "is stop the future from happening." The future wasn't bright, and the G8 had the feeling they had to fix their future selves' mistakes by learning them on their own and not repeating them. TimeTravel!Hetalia

England needs help. Harry Potter has been lucky so far, but the Boy Who Lived is going into his third year, and threats loom on the horizon. Watch as the Golden Trio gets help from a shy Canadian, a reluctant American, and an odd Englishman. Takes place in the third year, rated T. NO ROMANCE!

The Avengers and the countries — unknowingly on the same three-hour plane flight. Everything rapidly dwindles into chaos. One-shot.

America's reaction to the Zimmermann note during WW1. Historical fic because I just don't see enough of these. Rated T for some swearing, but not bad.

America wants to get to know Romano better. Romano just wants to fix the idiot's tastebuds. Conservatively rated for Romano's mouth . 'cause there just isn't enough Romerica out there.

HetaOni-verse. The nations are still trapped within the mansion that you should never enter and Italy still is dead, died from an attack from one of the Steves. However, somehow life comes back to Italy and with his newfound knowledge that he learned while in his dead-state, he leads the others out to escape. But will they actually succeed, or will Italy have to try again?

Bodies in a small town bring the Criminal Minds team and the Winchester brothers into town, but with different missions. Strangers and Angels 'verse in the SPN fic world.

When you belong to this family, you're never truly alone. *FACE family AU*

The Gate was opening; the black arms stretched toward him and Pride. Ed knew he had no say in the matter. He would be pulled to this parallel dimension, alternate universe—whatever it was—and Amestris would be left to die. Truth merely grinned.

When he was little, he met a boy with heaven for a room and a dream to explore the stars. And it was through meeting this little boy that whenever he looked up, instead of seeing stars, he saw the sky filled with hundreds of kisses. One-shot.

Canada Day is a day of national pride, celebration, and the birthday of the avatar of the True North, Matthew Williams. The people never forget this special day, but what of the other nations? -Modern Day historical ff based off the fic "Never Your Hero". **Cover Art by Zombie 4 Pie**

In the streets of London, a murderer is caught and a story is told; one of cursed twins who weren't to be separated, ever.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

In an epic epistolary saga involving death threats, world domination, soul-destroying magic and some truly awful nicknames, Prussia and Bakura are drawn inexorably into what almost resembles a friendship. Reluctantly rated for language.

After getting his dream home, Arthur Kirkland realizes that it's haunted by its previous owners who're trapped in a vicious cycle of life and death. Determined to break the cycle, he begins researching the family's history to find an unexpected surprise..

France and England work together, forcibly, to raise two adorable children. Canada and America. These are the many one-shot adventures of the whole New Continent family of what it's like to have two children like Alfred and Matthew. Fluff. Adorableness.

This fic contains the quest of Super!America and Maple Man to retrieve the kidnapped Mc Donalds from the evil Dr. Doitsu and his sidekick, Pasta Boy. Guaranteed to make you go "WTF"! xD I got the prompt from the kink meme :D

Strange lights and smoke appear around England's house during the last few days of June every year. Convinced that England has been possessed, America and Canada finally go to find out what is really happening.

Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.

Kids were the cruelest and the kindest. -colony!America and colony!Canada, fluff.-

As certain events in Canada's life pass, he notices that he is always swathed in America's shadow every time. He doesn't know if he should resent his twin brother. Or himself, for that matter. Oneshot.