Hi there people!

Im Miranda, the BIGGEST Harry Potter fan on EARTH. Alright then, what else? Humm...Im pretty obssessed with the Hunger Games and i LOVE Gale. Actually I like Peeta too, but Gale, i think so, is REALLY HOT.

Eh, Im from Mexico but I have lived in Canada since I was eleven. TWO years ago, actually.

Im obssessed with The Maze Runner trilogy, too. :( Chuck!!!

I think I am a good friend and person, but when it comes to stuff like when you copy, steal or any relaed actions my ideas, i can become a monster.

My likes...Lady Gaga, The Rolling Stones, Kiss, Alice Cooper, My Chemical rRomance, Avril Lavigne, Nicki Minaj, David Guetta, Guns N Roses, The Cranberries, Colplay, Hoobastank, Greenday, Marilyn Manson, Pat Benatar, Twisted Sister, Van Halen and any kind of Classic Rock.

My dislikes...Liers and Rap...and Justin Bieber. :p

How do I look...Blonde, skinny, grey-eyed and luminous white teeth (seriously...)

My favorite song...Well, I have 5 favorite songs:

1.Pour Some Sugar on Me (Def Leppard)

2.Under The Bed (Alice Cooper)

3. Paradise City (Guns NRoses)

4. Vengeance is Mine (Alice Cooper & Slash)

5. We Built This City (Jefferson Starship, but I like the most the Rock of Ages Version)

I REALLY like the 80s music, I think way better than some of the actual "music" (ahem...Bieber) but I also like Maroon5, One Direction (weird), Apocalyptica, Metallica, Rammestein and much more.

I actually accept I am weird because...WHO LIKES ONE DIRECTION AND METALLICA AT THE SAME TIME? ME!

I love evrybody and I do lots of stupid things (but not alone :3)

Well, here some other stuff...

How to know if you are obsessed with the Hunger Games (bold are me)

1. Whenever you are having any kind of competition, you state the rules, and then say "And may the odds be ever in your favor!" 2. You want to own a mockingbird so you can tell everybody that it's a Mockingjay 3. You will buy any sort of Hunger Games merchandise (t-shirts, key chains, mockingjay pins, etc) 4. You cried when Rue died. 5. You were extremely mad that Finnick and Prim's deaths were both like, a line long. 6. You named your cat Buttercup 7. You have a sudden interest in Archery, climbing, etc. 8. You love pita bread 9. You have written/submitted to an SYOT 10. You memorized Rue's lullaby/The Hanging Tree and gave it your own tune 11. You hear a song, and automatically think that it would be perfect for a specific character 12. You like to wear your hair in a braid13. You have a friend named Peter and you have accidentally (or on purpose) called him Peeta14. You wonder how Suzanne Collins thought up so many strange names. 15. You can't wait for the movie to come out on March 23, 2012 16. You eat too much and think of how you're such a Capitol person. 17. You screamed when Peeta died in Catching Fire. 18. Then cried when Finnick brought him back to life. 19. If someone asks for your address, you say "District 12" 20. You've wondered what squirrel tastes like 21. THG has made you laugh, cry, scream, and throw things across the room, but you stuck with it till the end, and are glad now that you did. 22. You've loved Haymitch, you've hated Haymitch, and you've been very pissed off by Haymitch 23. You see a wasps nest and run off screaming "TRACKER JACKERS!!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!" 24. You hate that people are comparing THG to Twilight 25. You wonder what Katniss and Peeta named their kids 26. You wonder what happened to Gale at the end of Mockingjay 27. You either love Johanna, or Hate Johanna. There's no in between. 38. You have parts of the book memorized. 29. No matter what is going on, you always compare EVERYTHING in life to The Hunger Games

List your 12 favorite Hunger Games characters below

1. Madge

2. Gale :3

3. Finnick

4. Rue

5. Prim

6. Cinna

7. Clove

8. Cato

9. Haymitch

10. Marvel

11. Glimmer

12. Foxface

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Cinna and Glimmer? I think that is REALLY strange, nut I think it could be a good story. :)

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

Rue? Maybe she is...cute?

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

Foxface to Cato? What about if Cato got Foxface pregnant? That would be possible.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Thresh. Of course I have!

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Gale and Cinna? OF COURSE NOT, GALE IS MINE!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Prim and Haymitch or Prim and Cinna. Prim and Cinna, if they both didnt die and if Prim was older.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Finnick and Cinna. Cinna would be Finnicks stylist not Katniss. They would be really close friends.

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Madge and Cato...maybe if she was from District 1.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Clove/Foxface. I have to kill my best friend. :C

11) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Surely, who the hell doesnt think Finnick is hot.

12)Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

Sometimes...

13)Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Gale, Rue and Prim...Way too pedofileish for me.

14) What might ten scream at a great moment of fear?

Cinna...maybe nothing. Just...do the right thing.

15)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

Cato...I dont love you (My Chemical Romance) dedicated to Clove :)

16) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Madge/Cinna/Foxface Violent and disturbing...Not appropiate for anyone!

17) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Cinna to Gale...Boy, you gotta take good care of MY Girl On Fire.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight?

Clove vs Cato...But they were perfect!!

19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

Prim. Oh, I alwys wanted a younger sister!

Write a short summary about a One/Two fic

Madge and Gale. A lovestory! Crazy, weird and full of LOVE.

Let's say Two, Eight and Eleven were stuck in a burning barn. You can only save one of them. Which would you save?

Gale, Cato and Glimmer are in the barn. Obviously, I save my only and true love...GALE :)

Who would you rather kill of:One or Ten?

Madge or Cinna... I would like to make Madges life longer. So...sorry, Cinna :(

Let's say you are going to die and you were allowed to bring either Three or Five with you. Who would you want to accompany you in death?

Prim or Finnick...FINNICK! Sorry girls but I want him MINE.

Would you ever go on a date with Twelve?

Foxface? She is a girl...

Have you read a one and four fic?

Madge and Rue...No, and I dont want to...

Do you think 3 and 11 would be a good couple?

Glimmer and Finnick? Maybe, but I like Annie so my last opinion is...NO

Are 8 12 and 2 BFFs?

Cato, Foxface and Gale? How weird...Cato is intimidating, Foxface has no friends and Gale...Gale is Katnisss :3

Have you ever read a 3 7 and 9 Fic?

Finnick, Clove and Haymitch? Nope.

Do you think 6 has a secret passion for 10?

Cinna for Marvel? Obviously not, they dont even know each other...

1 was going out with 11 but 11 liked 3. 3 hates everyone except 5 who is with 12. 12 breaks up with 5 and 5 turns to 8 for comfort. 8 Likes 9 but 9 likes 1!

Madge was gonig out with Glimmer, but Glimmer liked Finnick. Finnick hates everyone esceptPrim, who is with Foxface. Foxface breaks up with Prim and Prim turns to Cato for comfort. Cato likes Haymitch but Haymitch likes Madge. (How DISTURBING...)

1 and 2 are together but 2 wants 12. 12 is with 4. who is liked by 12 10 8 6 and 5. 5 6 and 3 are bff's. 3 is with 7 who is cheating with 9. 9 breaks up with 7 for 11.

Madge and Gale are together, but Madge wants Foxface. Foxface is with Rue, who is liked by her, Marvel, Cato, Cinna and Prim. Prim, Finnick and Cinna are BFFs. Finnick is with Clove, who is cheating with Haymitch. Haymitch breaks up with Clove for Glimmer. No Comment... LOL

15 Ways to Mantain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get. (... in accordance with the prophecy.)

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9. Specify that your drive-through order is "To Go."

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache

13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

15. Run around in circles screaming "TUMMIES!!!"

Remember when: getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs? 'm 0 m' (was your hero) and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? when - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? and when dRaMa was someone StEaLiNg your cRaYoNs? remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP?

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS and GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' "That was fun, let's do that again."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their butt of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN LiKE THE WIND!!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when all you can think about is Harry Potter. Crazy is when you stay up all night using Paint to "edit" some wings onto a picture of you so you look somewhat like Maximum Ride. Crazy is when you stare at a door for eight minutes, at the house you've lived in for a year trying to figure out if it is a push or pull door. Crazy is when you stare at a paper trying to remember how to spell your name, even though you are a teenager. Crazy is when you go walking by the street saying "Hello!" to everyone you find and hugging them with your best friend. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Now some Harry Potter stuff...

Mr. Harry Potter, Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley, Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger, Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy, Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley, Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore, Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin, Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid, Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom, Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood, Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley, Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby, Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley, Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy, Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter, Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall, Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape, Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling, THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Everyone keeps saying that they don't want Harry Potter to end. But the thing itself will never end, as long as we all remember and pass down the legend that is Harry Potter. What's ending is the waiting in line for books, or packed midnight showings of the movies. There will be no more count downs, and no more going to the movies theater 5 times to see the movie, even though you memorized it all the 1st time. No more premieres and nothing new to talk about. But we will all celebrate May 2nd, in memory of those who died, and celebrate Wizarding Independence. We will celebrate our favorite character's birthday. We will go to the WWoHP and celebrate Harry Potter in general. And watch the movies over again until we die, and then we will take our love for everything J.K Rowling created with us in our hearts. Long live Harry Potter If you are a Harry Potter fan, and you agree with this, copy and paste this to your profile!

HARRY POTTER OATH by TwilightXHPotterXPJackson

I promise to remember Harry

Each time I see lightning

And I promise to remember Ron

When I see red hair that's blinding

I promise to obey school rules

For Hermione's sake of course

And I promise to remember Malfoy

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever I see an adoring fan

And I promise to remember Neville

When someone says no, but they say 'I can'

I promise to remember Luna

Whenever I see the moon

And I promise to remember Fred and George

When I see someone acting like a loon

I promise to remember Dumbledore

When I see someone with long, grey hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care

I promise to remember Tom Riddle

Whenever I am scared

And I promise to remember Hedwig

When someone says 'I have always cared'

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Potter fans know.

Harry Potter isn't an obsession...

it's a way of life you know..

Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree. LONG LIVE HARRY JAMES POTTER!

You studied with Hermione. You stumbled with Ron. You hid creatures with Hagrid. You laughed with Fred and George. You fought with Voldemort. You forgot with Neville. You got caught with the DA. You rebelled against Umbridge and Snape. You cheered on Gryffindor. You kept up the rivalry with Draco Malfoy and the Slytherins. You worked with Dumbledore. You stuck with Harry til the end. Now it’s nearly over, and now all you can do is remember, and thank J.K. Rowling for the time of your life.

In Remembrance of Severus Snape A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor without all the red and gold crap

In Remeberance of Lily Potter Who died to protect her son she made the ulimate sacrifice to make the world a safer place she'll always remain in our hearts

In Remembrance of Fred Weasley Who fought bravely to the very end And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half And will loyally await his soul mate and brother with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right

In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory Who died before his time and will be remembered for his bravery

In Rememberance of Sirius Black The black sheep in his family he died laughing at the hands of his cousin he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life the way he did in Azkaban and on the run

In Remembrance of Dobby Who was more free and full of love than any elf, and most humans

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin the last real Marauderer who was not just a wonderful father a incredible husband and brave hero as well as a freaking awesome werewolf

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks who died for ‘the greater good’ and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora

In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive and scared the crap out of some kids too

In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore whose past and wisdom confused us whose seeming betrayal shocked us but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra She deserved everything she got and more

In Remembrance of Colin Creevey who we really didn’t know too well but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war so he must’ve done something good besides stalking Harry

In Remembrance of Hedwig Harry actual first friend who lived and died SOARING

Copy this if you are a Potter in your heart!

Some other extra-innecessary stuff...

What’s your name?

Miranda

Gender?

Female

Age?

13

What’s your birthstone?

Dont know

Zodiac?

Capricorn

Astrological sign?

Dont care

Height?

Havent meassured yet

Weight?

The same of above :)

Hair color?

Blonde

EYES

Grey

Do you have a crush on anyone?

Yeah

Who?

My boyfriend ;)

Are you lying to me?

Nope

Do you have an imaginary friend?

Maybe

Do you want an imaginary friend?

Sometimes

Look to your left. What do you see?

Dog eating pillow

What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?

Brushing my hair...

What was the last thing you yelled?

Hugs for Free!

Do you believe in magic?

SURE!

Do you believe in fairies?

Yeah!

Who’s your crush?

My boyfriend David!

Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?

Yep

More than once?

Maybe twice

What did you do when you got to the bottom?

Laugh

Type your name with your feet.

Miranda

Was that fun?

YES! you should try

Run around the house. How do you feel?

exhausted

Do you own a credit card?

No

Do you like to shop?

not really

What’s the last thing you bought?

Mints

Who’s your crush?

How many times I should write it?

What’s your favorite color?

Black

Favorite animal?

Unicorn :3

Favorite fruit?

Orange...or Kiwii Is it a fruit?

Quick! You have to save the world!

Fuck...

Someone has a knife to your back.

Really?

Do you swear?

Sometimes

Do your parents know you swear?

I think not

What is open on your computer?

Fanfiction, Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, my mail, habbo, stardoll, word.

Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My dog, "Im hungry, arent you?"

Where are you?

My bed

Look up. Now look back. What did you see?

Up: Posters, Back: Posters

'What’s the last thing you ate?

Cookie

What's your personality like?

Funny, odd, bubbly, happy, cheerfull

Who do you have a crush on?

ON MY BOYFRIEND!!!!

What was the last thing you thought?

"Why does Kylie keep eating the pillow?"

Do you sleep walk?

Ehh...I dont really know.

Do you sleep talk?

Yes!

What’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

I was eating a bowl of cereal and Kylie and David were swimming on it and then I fell on it and drank all the milk and the cereals were little cats.

Say"George Bush". What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

Bushes!

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Build a pool and put the rest of the money on it and swim.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Chocolate ice-cream

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

Hi!

Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

I dont have a globe

Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Thin.

What can you hear right now?

T.V.

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Kylie is not answering.

What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Electricity went out :p

Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?

My laptop

who’s your crush!

David!!!!

Heres a TRUE STORY!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

The WHOLE story of the Girl who was pushed (Aka) THEY HURT HER( Poor Carmen)

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Today (dun dun DUNNNN)

More random stuff!

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I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.(just the way I like 'em)

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . .
I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR)
you just can't think as fast as me.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

-Miranda :3