This profile is in memory of Boone Carlisle. I will miss you! As far as Leslie Arzt goes, ha!

Wooot!

Well, I'm a fifteen-year-old Harry Potter and Tamora Pierce obsessive living in the nothingness of New England, where all I do is go online an write. Actually, I have a life now. That life is marching band. Marching band is on hiatus 'till August15. And watching Lost (I have tapes of All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues, Hearts and Minds, Homecoming, Numbers, Deus Ex Machina, Do No Harm, The Greater Good, Born to Run, and Exodus parts 1-3)

I first read HP as a birthday present (Before that, I said I hated the books! Now look...) and was instantly hooked. I got Cos, PoA, and GoF for Chirstmas one year. I got OoTP from Wal-Mart the day it came out, and read it in a total of four days. As for TP, I got SotL from my friend Richelle to borrow in February. Since then, I have read all 14 Tortall books. Now I own all of them! Mwahahah!

The news: 9/19/05:
~LIFE HAS STARTED ANEW, with the beginning of marching band. We've already had two competitions
~BOONIE! NOOOOOOOOOO!
~Next fic: Not the Same is yet another angsty Jate, set after TNE. It's set to the tunes of 'Unaffected' by Hoobastank.
~Just heard: FFNet has said that they're not accepting fics with songs, and that we should delete our songfics. That means that I and most of the people on here are gonna lose our stories because of a rule that the site hasn't even really folllowed. I'm proud of my songfics, and some of the ones I've read are totally amazing, and it would stink if they got deleted. Whew... had to rant. Just had to.
~Two weeks and six days till the DVDs!

~BrittyWeasley and Gir-Rory's WORD OF THE WEEK- ~TRIANGULATE:1) to divide into triangles; or 2) to survey by triangulation. (Number 2taken from LOST)

past WORDS OF THE WEEK
1~ fob
2~breechclout

The Ships

Fave ships:
~Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny ( I WIN!)
Ron/Hermione
Neville/Luna (c'mon, don't you think it's cute)
Remus/Tonks (I WIN!)
~Tamora Pierce
Daine/Numair
Alanna/George
Buri/Raoul
Kel/Dom
Neal/Yuki
Aly/Nawat
Neal/Gir-Rory (will be explained in an upcoming fanfic)
Owen/me (note: see above)
Nawat's brother/my friend Richelle (same as above)
Kaddar/friend Mary (yea... you get the picture)
~Lost
Charlie/Claire
Jack/Kate
Shannon/Sayid
Michael/Sun
Sawyer/Ana Lucia

Icky ships:
~Harry Potter
Harry/Cho
Harry/Hermione
Hermione/Remus
Harry/Luna
Hermione/Draco
Ginny/Draco
Hermione/Snape
Harry/Hermione/Snape
~Tamora Pierce
Alanna/Jon
Alanna/Alex
Alanna/Gary
Alanna/Roger
Alanna/Raoul (It exists)
Kel/Cleon
Kel/Joren
Kel/Neal
Kel/Zahir
Kel/Thom (as in Alanna's son, not brother)
Kel/Jon (eww... he's old enough to be her dad!)
Kel/Raoul (eww... he's older than Jon!)
Kel/Wyldon ditto
Daine/Kaddar
Daine/Ozorne
Daine/Perin
Daine/Neal
Numair/Varice
~Lost
Kate/Sawyer
Shannon/Boone (eww... no incest for me!)
Charlie/Kate
Kate/Sayid
Shannon/Charlie
Claire/Boone
Shannon/Hurley

Disgusting Ships:
SLASH. I hate slash. It must die. Slash bad. Very bad.

R.I.P. Liam Ironarm
R.I.P. Sirius Black
R.I.P. Boone Carlisle
R.I.P. said person who dies in book 6

Dom-tastic!
Neal-erific!
(Gir-Rory and I thought these up one day at the beach. Long story.)

The Bands/ Artists

~Simple Plan
~Evanescence
~3 Doors Down
~Nickelback
~Linkin Park
~Hoobastank
~Howie Day
~Ryan Cabrera
~Damien Rice
~Snow Patrol
~Relient K

~Song of the moment: 'End of our Days' by Howie Day

The TV Shows
~Lost
~Boy Meets World
~Mythbusters

Tales from World Civ. Class

Our list of Gods and Goddesses

~Corn, Goddess of the moon, for you are yellow and crunchy (Gir-Rory's Patron Goddess)
~Spinny, God of the wind, for you are shiny and spin in the breeze (Spinny is the little weather thingy and my Partron God)
~Toasty, God of heat, for you are warm and Toasty (Gir-Rory and I sit next toToasty the Heater, so we praise him a lot)

The Tales

~Never would have thought... Mr. Orbe, rocking out to 'Material Girl' in his car...
~The three avatars of Mr. Gwudz: Mr. Cool-Guy (most of the time), Mr. Guy (when we don't get our bell game review), and Mr. Un-Cool Guy (when he assigns essays)
~I wish I brought the video! See, Mr. Cool-Guy, we knew you had the video for 'Material Girl!'
~And now you like Pooh! (Mr. Cool-Guy brought in Pooh for us to watch. Said it had to do with our lesson. On Taoism.)
~The Decline of the Qin! (pronounce like chin)
~"Muffin."

The Quotes

He lowered his head just a few inches to press his mouth to hers.
Oh, my, thought Kel.'
~from "Squire" (Cleon and Kel)

"But why is the rum gone!"
~Captain Jack Sparrow in "Pirates of the Caribbean"

"Mr. Matthews?"
"Mr. Squirrels."
"Eric?"
"Plays with."
~Boy Meets World

"Goddes bless, my darling."
~Numair to Daine, RotG

"Marry me, sweet one."
~Jon to Alanna, TWwRLaM. Even though I hate the ship, you gotta love the line!

"I remember peanut butter."
~Claire to Charlie in 'Homecoming' (Lost). I luckily had taped this episode, and afterwards I watched the end over and over and over. "I remember peanut butter." Rewind. "I remember peanut butter." Over and over again.

"Everyone gets a new life on this island. I'd like to start now."
~Shannon to Sayid in '... In Translation (Lost). I once had this taped, and I would do the same thing I did with the quote above this one. My dad taped over it. It was a really good tape, too. Had two episodes...

"Dude, you've got some Artz on you." -Hurley to Kate (Lost).

Total Randomness A.k.a Inside Jokes

~Wooot!

~You. We want you. We need you. You.

~Tongue your poles, don't slur them. (please don't ask, it's an MHS marching band thing)

~Random Strippage! (MHS stuff continued)

~Wethersfield. The sheer length band. (It's marching band stuff, but really just me, Sarah, and Jared.

~Lucius the Vat of Popcorn of DOOM!

~Raoul, hehe...

~Whoah, Mary. Don't set anything on fire!

~NEVER FEAR, RAOUL IS HERE!

~It's... Drumline Barbie! (Ashley, Rachel, and I talking about D.J.)

~Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama Llama DUCK!

~Who's gonna die: Sawyer or Boone? Jin!

~Big Bass!

~Baby!

Band 05-06Inside Jokes

~Arches... with attitude!

The P.J and Allen Jokes

~P.J and Allen, kissing, kissing!

~Are you lost?

~The Allen-Ride and Elevator-P.J.!

The Links

Drumline!

Lost-TV!