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Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom, 225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, uchihasakura285, NarutoFanGurly, Fallen-Ryu, The Obsidian Blade, Wishfulliving89, Primitiveradiogoddess, MakenshiCrona, Doomsday Raven, Staravia2.0, AkatsukiLoLi.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfictions copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Nobody says "game over" to me!!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/spade/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have crazy psycopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile.

If fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox petrelli heiress,Xelly-chan, Animeaddict411,xXanimeluver15Xx, lovingnori707,Rin Winters, MakenshiCrona, Doomsday Raven, AkatsukiLoLi.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

If you love to draw anime,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate animal abuse,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate child abuse,copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

If youve ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

If you are sick of people hating on you because your different and you and them to shove a sock in it copy and paste this on your profile.

1.) You talk to yourself and/or inanimate objects.

2.) You stop and ask yourself why you're talking to yourself/inanimate object.

3.) You then rant to yourself/inanimate object about talking to yourself/inanimate object.

Then you're a writer! Copy and paste this onto your profile if this happens to you. Don't deny that it doesn't!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever loved some one that isn't real, copy paste this into your profile.

1. Where is your telephone? My living room.

2. Where is your significant other? Don't have one :)

3. Your hair? Light brown

4. Your mother? At work, hopefully alive.

6. Your favorite thing? Anime, manga, drawing, writing.

7. Your dream last night? Can't remember, but knowing me something insane.

8. Your iPod? Nope.

9. Your dream/goal? To laugh at todays teens and point out their stupidity as much as I can.

10. The room you're in? My bedroom.

11. You hate? Stupid people, people that hate anime, manga etc., sometimes life.

12. Your fear? Spiders and bugs!

13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? I don't know if I'll ev be alive in 6 years :D

14. Where were you last night? Asleep.

15. What you're not? Like most of the people.

16. Muffins? Chocolate?

17. One of your wish list items? A drawing tablet.

18. Where you grew up? In my house.

19. The last thing you did? Answered these questions

20. What are you wearing? Blue tights and a red t-shirt.

21. Your TV? On.

22. Your pet(s)? Cat. Jumping up and down on my bed.

23. Your computer? Decent.

24. Your life? Lovely! Insanity at it's best.

25. Your mood? Bored, sleepy.

26. Missing someone? Nope.

27. Your car? I have a car?!?

28. Something you're not wearing? Socks.

29. Your summer? Hot, boring...

30. Your eyes? Blue/Green.

31. Love someone? Computer, anime, manga, mom, dad...

32. Your favorite color? Blue.

33. When is the last time you laughed? 5 minutes ago.

34. Last time you cried? I don't remember.

35. Who will repost this? Someone.

If you hear voices in your head, copy this into your file

If you have urges to scream, copy and paste this into your file

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they act like some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

You ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Sharpiequeen666, Contestshipper, uchihakiriko,beautifly-soul,DawnzNo1, 0x Emo Contestshipper x0, aqua-dragon28, Firesword11, OriginalAlienSuperSpy, cosplaylover, Doomsday Raven, Starvia2.0, AkatsukiLoLi.

If you've never tried drugs AT ALL, post this on your profile.

If you've never been drunk, post this on your profile.

If you don't want a prince charming, but a real, yet good guy, post this on your profile.

96 percent of teenagers are obsessed with being normal and fitting in. If you are part of the 4 percent who say "Stuff you. I am who I am." then put this on your profile for the world to see

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it.

If all else fails, burn it all and try it again.

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying!

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The voice in my head thinks you have a very serious problem...

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…

When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Perfect men are only fictional.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Remember: Some people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I'm not a complete idiot --Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a life time commitment for a pig.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans

Dogs are better then cats.

It’s hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck

You own/owned an XBOX.

You own/owned a Wii.

You played hot wheels as a little kid.

At some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/owned a DS PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball hats.

You used to/do collect football collector cards.

Baggy sweatpants are cool to wear all the way.

Its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what other people think.

Sports are fun.

You talk with food in your mouth.

You sleep at night with your socks on sometimes.

16 total.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one"

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I listen to COUNTRY music, so I MUST be a horse-loving hick.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I wear LOW-CUT TOPS, so I MUST be a slut

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like to CURSE, so I MUST have problems at home.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be asinist

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to beat someone up

I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I am BIRACIAL(mixed) so I MUST have smart days AND dumb days

I love ANIMALS so I MUST become the CRAZY OLD CAT LADY

I DRESS NICE and I'M A GUY, so I MUST be gay.

I'm A GUY and I PLAY THE FLUTE, so I MUST be gay.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut myself.

I'm EMO, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST talk only about guys, clothes, and other girls.

I'm a CHEERLEADER/PREP, so I MUST be slutty, blonde, mean, shallow, and stupid.

I'm a MORMON, so I MUST be a polygamist.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm an MUSICIAN, so I MUST spend my weekends getting high

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be racist against black people.

I LIKE TO READ, so I MUST be a dork/nerd/geek.

I'm ADD/ADHD, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST bomb animal slaughter houses.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think you're all going to Hell.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be homophobic.

I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate God/worship Satan.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST have a country accent/listen to country music.

I'm FROM THE SOUTH, so I MUST be racist.

I'm NEVER SINGLE FOR LONG, so I MUST be a slut.

I LOVE SHARPIES, so I MUST use them to get high.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST like rap/r&b.

I DON'T EAT LUNCH (unwisely), so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic/bulimic.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST have gotten plastic surgery.

I CALL OTHER GIRLS PRETTY, so I MUST be lesbo.

I DON'T HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be homophobic.

I still SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS, so I MUST be childish.

My HAIR IS BLUE/GREEN/PINK ETC., so I MUST be on drugs.

I have MULTIPLE PIERCINGS, so I MUST be on drugs.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST play piano well. amazingly well.

I PLAY MORE THAN ONE INSTRUMENT, so I MUST be a band geek.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be in a gang.

I WEAR PANTS THAT DON'T FALL DOWN, so I MUST be gay.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST hate GLBT, Mexicans, and people who get abortions.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST be an illegal immigrant.

I'm HISPANIC/LATINO(A), so I MUST be from Mexico.

I'm EUROPEAN, so I MUST not shave.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be stuck up.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be stuck up.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST be shallow.

I'm ON A SPORTS TEAM, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm POPULAR, so I MUST be happy/have many friends.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be lazy.

I GO TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, so I MUST be prissy or slutty.

I'm TALL, so I MUST play basketball.

I'm a GIRL and I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be lesbo.

I've decided to REMAIN ABSTINENT, so I MUST be GLBT.

I DON'T DATE, so I MUST be GLBT.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

We are who we are. The stereotypes can go and fu* themselves. ;)

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

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(x) You have run into a tree.(long-boarded into one)

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

total so far=13

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

total so far= 17

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

total so far= 21

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important(like peeing)

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

total so far= 24

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total all together=28

Pein/Pain - Nagato [ ] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.

[x] -I have a piercing/s.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.

[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.

[x] -My closest friend is a girl.

[x] - I'm a very secretive person.

[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4/7]

Konan [x ] - Most of my friends are guys.

[x ] - Origami RULES!

[ ] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.

[x ] - I love flowers!

[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.

[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.

[ ] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 4/7 ]

Itachi Uchiha [ ] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.

[ ] -Many people find me attractive.

[x ]- I'm quiet and very mature for my age

[x ] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[x] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[x ] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.

[ ] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4/7 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki [x] - Sharks are AWESOME!

[x] - I like gore :3

[x ] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(

[x] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.

[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD)

[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5/7]

Sasori [x ] - I look young for my age.

[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...

[x ] - I'm very impatient.

[x] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.(sometimes!)

[x] - My Grandma annoys me. (she can and she cant but I still love her!she's also a teacher at my school)

[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

[X]- Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5/7]

Deidara [x ] - I'm an artist.

[x] - I like and appreciate art

] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.

[x] - I have blue eyes. (blue/green)

[ ] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

] - I hate Tobi. (I hate Madara)

[x] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 4/7 ]

Kakuzu [x] - I'm a saver, not a spender.

[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.

[x ] - I have had stitches.

[ ] - I hate Hidan.(I'm sorry but he killed Asuma!)

[x ] - Younger people tend to tick me off.

[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.

] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3/7 ]

Hidan [x]I have a cussing/swearing problem.(In my head or I use substitution words Ex:Fudge, Bish etc.

[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.

[x] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

[ ] - I am religious.

[x] - I am very strong-willed

[x] - I have cut myself on purpose before.

[x] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5/7 ]

Zetsu [X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.(sometimes)

[ ] - Nature is AWESOME! (Nature hates me)

[x] - I'm usually alone.

[x] - I don't mind the company of others.

[x] - I don't have many friends.

[x] - Tobi is not that bad.

[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5/7 ]

Tobi [ ] - I'm always hyperactive.

[x] - I have a particular person who I like to pester

[ ] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

] - I LOVE the colour orange.

] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[x] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (when he shuts up)

[Tobi Score: 2/6]

Orochimaru [ ] - I'm attracted to younger people

[x] - I have a very pale skin colour

] - Snakes are AWESOME!

[ ] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.

[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!

] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2/7 ]

Highest score:Zetsu, Sasori, Kisame, Hidan

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Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,365 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Element Symbol: BJ by im sorry lmao reviews
Element: Bloody Jashin and totally not referring to anything else. Hidan enlists Kakuzu's help to learn all the elements for his chemistry class. Learn every element with the Zombie Brothers in an epic coming-of-age story. But wait... that requires some form of maturity and patience... Nevermind. KakuHida AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,674 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/24/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] Akatsuki
A ticklish subject by PinkyNoBrains reviews
Hidan does his own pedicure for a reason. KakuHida tickle fluff. Rated M because of the swearing from you-know-who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
KakuHida-My life-Prolouge reviews
Hidan had a tragic past. But then he goes to a new school in a new city where he meets new friends and aquaintences. What will happen when he finds out that there are people similar to him? And is the notorious Akatsuki really so bad? Especially when a certain banker has an eye on him secretly...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete