HELLO, PERSONS!
And welcome to my humble, post-Facebook profile. I apologize if I sound vague, but it's not very safe to give out personal info, now, is it? (...I'm visualizing myself speaking in a patronizing voice as I speak, so, if you could just imagine my patronizing words of endearment, please...) I'm a humble sort of girl, carefree some might say, but truly?

I'm a piece of dragon dung.

And I'm proud of it. I want to scream to the whole world, I'M A PIECE OF DRAGON DUNG AND I'M PROUD OF IT, but I can imagine the world's roar of laughter and taunts coming back to haunt me, so I stay silent. And in the meantime, I shower myself with books.

HP (Harry Potter) is my favorite series, but PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians) is pretty epic, too. I'm in love with Sirius Black, I think that Ginny should go to hell, and Draco Malfoy is my soulmate. And it's true, too- so don't go giving me any flack about it. I'm a Potterhead, and I'm PROUD OF IT!

...Anyways, my hands are twitching and I feel as though my brain is about to explode from exhaustion, so I'll stop right here. I'll try to post a story tomorrow, but until then...

Love always,

Rhapsody-of-Humor