What do you get when you cross several interdimensional god like beings, raw boredom, a world of Naruto that went wrong, several years worth of off screen training, common sense, insanity, humor, sarcasm, the Log, explosions, plot, and overall chaos? Apparently a lot of headache medicine for Tsunade. May the Games Begin. Sequel to Yet Again With A Little Extra Help.

Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.

Shinji Ikari finds a boxful of insanity and becomes even more unhinged than before. Somehow, this is A Good Thing. As the grim dark future melts into stark bleak present, upon a throne of tropes humanity might find the savior it so requires. [story RESUMING]

AU. Yaoi fic! Neko fic. As he's walking home, Heero happens upon a stray Feline Companion in need of help. 1x2, 3x4, 13x5x6

Taught from a young age to fight for his village, Naruto thought he knew what combat was all about. In the chaotic world he now finds himself in it won't take long for him to find out that he has absolutely no idea. There are no heroes on the battlefield.

Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.

A triumphant war party returns with an exotic slave, a gift for the ruling house. Katara and Zuko AU

You asked for it, I deliver: Crap. All fiction contained herein is incomplete, unedited and most of all dead. All fics therein are free to use, but they're here for a reason, folks.

Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.

Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi

Basically a NarutoxVenom crossover. I know it sound bad, but have I ever steered you wrong with crossovers before? Also this will be a harem. Who exactly? Wait and see!

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

Naruto has failed the third attempt at his genin exam. Mizuki offers to pass him if he steals the Forbidden Scroll from the Hokage Tower. Things go wrong and Naruto is captured in the act. Chapter 25 A Mission to Sand Part 3 Resolutions

A moment. A glance. A smile. Miraculous that the strongest of bonds can form from so simple a gesture. Destiny is not sentimental, however, and it is often the strongest of bonds that must withstand the strongest storms. Two shinobi will form such a bond, and endure the most ferocious storm the world has ever seen. NaruHina, Epic-length story. Currently in Book Three.

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

Starting over is never easy. Creating a new identity, facing different challenges isn't easy at all. Naruto must do all this because he must correct the mistakes of the present by traveling to the past. GEN, Time Travel.

Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review

AU, kmeme fill. Hawke is a magister and after defeating Danarius, she inherits all of his property... including Fenris. Fem!Mage!Hawke/Fenris

An act of betrayal lands Ranma changed and far from home. Naruto meets a red headed girl one day while goofing off and the destinies of both are changed forever.

Better summary inside. Namikaze Minato, and Hyuga Hiashi made an agreement many years before the birth of Naruto. That promise is still shrouded in mystery as the search for the missing Naruto goes on. What will happen when he is finally found? Naru/Hina/Ino.

On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*

Could Garrett have made a mistake in assuming that Leto was a servant and not a slave? Not that that mattered. As a guest in the Imperium, it was probably wise for him to remember that he held no voice here. **Teenage Hawke/Leto - Slash**

AU: fem!Hawke is a Tevinter magister. She kills Denarius and wins all that he owns...including Fenris. This will be a full length AU - events will unfold in different ways because some things are simply fated to be. M for later graphic sex and violence.

Sequel to One Trick Pony. Ranma finally decides to act on the dreams he has of an upcoming icy catastrophe. Little does he know how he and his family will play an intricate part in the coming final days. Ranma x Kasumi, plus Sailor Moon crossover.

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

Tinkering with potion creation, Hawke accidentally creates something that can only be described as elfnip. F!Hawke/Fenris

From Believe it! to Believe me! Team Lie, the vicious, aggressive, loyal only to each other team of Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata from my other fic People Lie wind up in a world suspiciously like canon, which is far, far different from their own. AU/TT

Naruto and Hinata go back in time with Kyuubi's help when she realizes she's about to die, which would also kill Naruto. In the process, they become Hanyou and they begin building up their comrades to fight the horrors to come.Naru/Hina/Ino/FemHaku/FemKyu

I know, I know - unoriginal title. :P In Ancient Greece, a young village girl is taken as a slave by the Destroyer of Nations, Xena of Amphipolis. Politicking, swordplay and romance ensue. Femslash

What is life like among the Dalish? Have a peek before Ostagar and a Dalish warden's challenges after. Tamlen romance. Paganism. M for Mature. Critics welcome.

Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Sequel to Time and Again. Naruto has gone back in time from a war ravaged future and has a chance to set things right, but despite his efforts things seem to be worse rather than better. Akatsuki, Orochimaru, Danzo... some jinchuriki have no luck at all.

AU. What if Naruto had been raised by Kakashi his entire life and how would raising Naruto change Kakashi's life as well? NarutoHinata, KakashiAnko later on.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.

Is ex-Gundam Pilot Duo Maxwell behind those heists and murders? Preventers Chang and Yuy want to find out, but the backlash from the Newtypes' sudden coming out throws a wrench in their investigation. Psychic powers, yaoi and het, pairings inside.

Naruto tried his best to win the Fourth Great Shinobi War, but he still lost. Unsatisfied with his failure, he travels back in time to change everything that has happened. Not to when he was younger, but to the beginning, when he didn't even exist. TGSW.

Zuko searches for a wolf to find a dragon while Katara struggles to understand the powers within her. Supernatural AU.

12 AD Treize Kushrenada is a roman noble and head of the Ordo Equester, the Knights of Rome. Now he is introducing 5 new slaves into his household but all is not as it seems. Continuation of "All Roads Lead to Rome" Support historically plausable fan-fic

[Complete] Uzumaki Naruto and Team Seven are on a collision course with Fate, Demons, and maybe something a little more insidious...

The Kyuubi doesn't want to die. He cannot even grasp the idea of himself dying. He's meant to be immortal and he has no intention whatsoever to go against his very nature. True, he's stuck inside Naruto, but the boy has absolutely no say in this matter.

Just before First Year, Hermione becomes a victim of mistaken identity and befriends Fleur in a Diagon Alley shop. Shortly thereafterward, Hagrid buys Harry a very different pair of pets. AU, H/Hr/Fleur/Luna. Mild innuendo, no sex.

Alternate Universe, Medieval type setting. Slaves and all that. Heero is a Baron with a secret profession. On one of his jobs he finds a new slave. 1+2, 3+4, 13+5 pairing, eventually. Don't read if you don't like the pairings or Yaoi.

Cyberpunk, Sasukecentric. Eventually NaruSasu, Neji? Sasuke only wanted a competent tech to repair his arm. Why did it have to be that crazy fox guy? And what is the link between the Uchiha cop cyborgs and the Hyuuga corporation? OFFICIALLY ABANDONED.

Kyuubi hated weakness. His goal, his dream was to be the strongest. Nothing was going to stop him. Nothing else mattered. He would be strong. Even if it meant helping a human. Kyuubi forced his bloodline on a 7 year old Naruto, concequences be damned.

Just an old, unfinished Ranma/WoT story that I never posted. As people have wanted it, I'm posting what I have. Available for adoption.

Nodoka puts her foot down, each fiancée must put her best foot forward and of course Ranma puts his foot right in it.

Eleven year old Harry Potter is waiting to leave for Hogwarts. While he is waiting for the Dursleys to wake, he finds a letter addressed to him... from himself. It has a simple message: Get to know Ginny Weasley. Post OOTP. AU. HarryGinny.

Life is never the same after Lord Trowa purchases his new slave, a blond boy named Quatre.

yaoi; 1x2, 3x4, 5x13, 6x9 -- The entire Willing Slave Arc (begins with Explaining to the Preventers arc and includes all sidefics) COMPLETE

He could think of this...thing...as Jade, but sometimes it was too much. He wanted it to be Duo. He wanted his friend back. -MM relationships-

Ranma mysteriously disappears without a trace. He comes back one week later but he is changed and has no memories of his previous life. This Ranma doesn't take crap from anyone, be they gods, sailor senshi, aliens or Nerima wrecking crew. *Chapter 4C up*