Hey world! Yes! I have returned. But uh, I've kind of grown out of Glee and the like. Now I'm into Hetalia. VERY into Hetalia actually, so you'll mostly be seeing Hetalia fics hanging around here now. Sorry to all my Gleeks but the fandom just kind of...died, really. Ah, and I would also prefer going by Alex now, thank you. Other than that, nothing has changed, and you are free to continue stalking me.

Rules ~Write down ten random characters ~Answer the questions ~Don't cheat and look ahead

Characters

1. Japan

2. America

3. Russia

4. England

5. Germany

6. Romano

7. France

8. Hungary

9. Canada

10. N. Italy

1. What song best describes 3? Oh dear god...um...um..um...Idk...

2. 4 and 10 start a business together. What is it and does it work?

It's an Italian restaurant, but because Feli tends to burst into tears at the mere mention of Arthur's cooking, HE cooks, and Arthur handles the actual 'business' part of the restaurant.

3. Would 1 ever fall in love with 5? Japan/Germany? I mean...it's totally possible, sure.

4. If 8 were an assassin, what would be their weapon of choice? A frying pan of doom.

5. 1 and 7 become doctors, and 3 and 9 are their first patients. How does it go?

Japan and France are doctors (oh dear God) and Russia and Canada are their first patients. Okay, Japan would be all calm and actually doing his job, France would be flirting with any of the three other men in the room and Russia would probably keep asking peeps to "become one with Mother Russia, da?" Even though he's like, hurt or sick or some shit. Ah, and Canada would just kinda be there, all invisible and shit.

6. You accidentally see 3 naked! What do you do?

Me: O.O

Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da?

Me: Ummmmm... *runs the fuck outta there before Russia does something crazy*

7. 3 and 6 are making out when 10 walks in. 10's reaction? Romano and Russia are making out when Feli walks in.

Feli: VE ROMANO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH RUSSIA! *already pulling out the white flag*

Romano: SHUT UP IDIOTA I WAS TRYING TO HAVE SEX HERE!

Feli: *covering his ears and screaming*

Russia: Become one with Mother Russia, da?

Feli: VE NO! GERMANY HELP! *runs out still screaming*

8. Everyone gangs up on 2. Does 2 stand a chance?

Uh, nein. America may be a hero, but he's up against a Russian, a German, a Hungarian with a frying pan, an insane Englishman, and an angry Italian. And also a Frenchman who likes to fuck everything that moves. Nope. America is screwed and it's now WWIII.

9. 6 and 9 switch places. What happens?

Romano and Canada switch places? Ah so Canada is an angry Italian now and Romano is just a sweet little Canadian guy? Daws how cute. Romano would still kill a bitch though.

10. Could 1 and 2 be friends?

Japan and America? Sure. I mean maybe, if they could get past the fact that they have two totally different personalities.

11. 7 becomes 4 and 10's employee. How does it go?

France is now helping Italy cook all the meals. Granted, sometimes Feli eats all his food, but still, the business is continuing to go fairly well.

12. 8 is about to jump off a building! What does 4 do?

England probably wonders if he's drunk or dreaming or seeing things again. By the time he realizes it's real, Hungary's already jumped.

13. Who would 6 date: 7 or 4?

Romano would...fuck...who WOULD he date? Both England and France would probably annoy the shit out of him soo...

14. If you wrote a 4/5/10 fanfic, what would the warning be?

England/Gerita. The warning for that would be: Extreme cuteness. Beware.

15. Out of 3, 5, and 9, who would kill, kiss, or marry 6?

Out of Russia, Germany, and Canada, who would kiss/kill/marry Romano? Russia would of course, kill him, Canada would politely kiss him, and Germany would marry him after a night of drunken sex, and then promptly divorce him once he realizes he's married the wrong Italian.

16. 4 and 5 get in a fight. Who wins?

England and Germany get in a fight. Germany probably does a repeat of the Holocaust only for Englishmen and therefore Germany wins.

17. 10's been genderswitched! 8's reaction?

Hungary: Oh so you ARE actually a girl! I knew it!

Nyo!Italy: I...feel strange...*starts crying*

18. What would happen if 9 got drunk?

Drunk Canada would probably be all loud and obnoxious like America.

19. 1 and 2 go camping but forget to pack food. What do they do?

America: Aw dude I'm starving!

Japan: *just casually sensing the mood or some shit*

America: Dude I guess we'll have to eat each other huh? *pats Japan on the shoulder*

Japan: Prease...stop touching me America. I don't rike it.

20. And...done! Wait...9, would you like to say something?

Canada: You...you actually care about my opinion? *eyes start tearing up* Oh thank you so mu-

Me: OKAY that's enough out of you!

Canada: But I wasn't do-

Me: Who are you again?

Canada: *sobbing* I-I'm Canada...

Me: Where's that again?

Canada: *sigh*

1. Japan

2. America

3. Russia

4. England

5. Germany

6. Romano

7. France

8. Hungary

9. Canada

10. N. Italy

11. Prussia

12. Spain

Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfic before?

Romano/Prussia...no but that sounds very interesting actually.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

England? Ehhhh nu.

What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?

Spain/Hungary? Haha! Romano would be sooo pissed like: YOU'RE FUCKING STRAIGHT? WTF YOU BASTARDO???

Do you recall any fics about 9?

Umm I've read some where he's like a side character but nein, not strictly about him.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

America/Romano. Yeaaahhhh no.

5/9 or 5/10?

Germany/Canada or Germany/Italy. GERITA ALL THE WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 having sex?

France: Ho honhonhon somebody's getting some!

Hungary: *whacks him with a frying pan while America just glares*

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.

Russia/Italy? Oh joy..um... Feliciano had always been terrified of Ivan. But here, in this very moment, Feli wondered if the guy was really that scary after all.

Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Japan/Hungary? Uhhh no. That is a crack ship.

Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?

Faking Happiness

Do any of your friends read stories about 3?

Probably.

Do any of your friends draw or write about 11?

Probably.

Would any of your friends write 2/4/5?

USUK/Germany? Ummmm I don't think that's a legit thing...no...

What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?

PAAAAASSSSSSTAAAAAAAA

If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?

I have no clue actually.

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Japan/Spamano? Um, Rated T for Romano's mouth.

What would be a good pick-up line for 10 to use on 2?

"Ve Alfred! I made you some pasta!"

1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners then meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 2!

Japan and Hungary are in a happy relationship until Germany runs off with Canada. (Yay a crack pairing fic!) After Hungary dumps Japan for Spain, Romano gets upset and retaliates by dating Spain. (Spamano fuck yeah!) Alone and broken-hearted, Japan travels in search of a friend. (Poor baby..) Finally, Japan meets England and France. (FRUK YES!) The three loners then meet Italy, who tells each of them to look for love. (That's so in character of Italy.) England finds Russia, France gets Prussia, but Japan is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Romano and America! (Annnd more crack pairings!)

What would be a good title for this?

The Odd Romantic Lives of the Nations.

What would the genre/s be?

Parody. Seriously. XD!

What would happen if 3 got pregnant by 11?

HAHA Prussia might die.

What would happen if 10 was raped by 4?

Germany's coming after you England. Run like fucking hell.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I’m into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun

I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy

I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape

I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to heck

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem(part Irish)

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store(part Indian)

I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars

I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF BOYS who are FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player

I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi(part German)

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff(I'm working on my skating skills, im not that good yet.)

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s (I wish I was! I do! Honest!)

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too

I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut

I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention

I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up

I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish

I still have SLEEPOVERS with my female friends so I MUST be lesbian

I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with

I sometimes say I LOVE MY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay/lesbian

I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly

I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider

I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly (i like but i don't love it. i like taylor swift and billy ray there country!)

I support gays, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, pansexuals, transgenders, gender fluids, and any other sexuality out there. Copy and paste this to your profile if you support them too and don't understand why other people don't.