Reyna The Assassin
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Favorite video game: Assassin's Creed

Favorite book: Harry Potter

Least favorite book: Crappy childrens books that look like dumbass crap

Prefered profession: Assassin

One of the co-presidents of the Sisterhood of the Psycho Mentally Insane, since 2007

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

20 useless facts about Reyna

If you dont like bacon you are shunned

If you dont know what a sammich is, you are also shunned

The guys in my class are all dumbasses (mostly)

I hate JB and 1D

I love sammichy sammiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not human

I like Franticshipping and Contestshipping at the same time(it kinda works, right?)

I have a schedule for pissing people off

I like freaking people out

Me and my friends think Digimon are just copying Pokemon(sorry Digimon fans)

I spend most if my time on my computers at fanfiction.net

Some of my friends are scared of me

I want to dye one third of my hair blue(at the bottom)

Sometimes when I get hit in the head hard enough, I laugh like a psycopath

Everyone in my class thinks I'm a Psycopath

I have an account on DeviantArt under ReynaTheAssassin

I like Trains

I like Nuzlockes

I like Three Days Grace, Black Veil Brides, Cold Play and Evanescence

My favorite songs are Animal I Have Become and Pain


If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.


Here, where the world is quiet;

Here, where all trouble seems

Dead winds' and spent waves' riot

In doubtful dreams of dreams;

I watch the green field growing

For reaping folk and sowing

For harvest-time and mowing,

A sleepy world of streams.

I am tired of tears and laughter,

And men that laugh and weep;

Of what may come hereafter

For men that sow to reap:

I am weary of days and hours,

Blown buds of barren flowers,

Desires and dreams and powers

And everything but sleep.

Here life has death for neighbor,

And far from eye or ear

Wan waves and wet winds labor,

Weak ships and spirits steer;

They drive adrift, and whither

They wot not who make thither;

But no such winds blow hither,

And no such things grow here.

No growth of moor or coppice,

No heather-flower or vine,

But bloomless buds of poppies,

Green grapes of Proserpine,

Pale beds of blowing rushes,

Where no leaf blooms or blushes

Save this whereout she crushes

For dead men deadly wine.

Pale, without name or number,

In fruitless fields of corn,

They bow themselves and slumber

All night till light is born;

And like a soul belated,

In hell and heaven unmated,

By cloud and mist abated

Comes out of darkness morn.

Though one were strong as seven

, He too with death shall dwell,

Nor wake with wings in heaven,

Nor weep for pains in hell;

Though one were fair as roses,

His beauty clouds and closes

; And well though love reposes,

In the end it is not well.

Pale, beyond porch and portal,

Crowned with calm leaves she stands

Who gathers all things mortal

With cold immortal hands;

Her languid lips are sweeter

Than love's who fears to greet her,

To men that mix and meet her

From many times and lands.

She waits for each and other,

She waits for all men born;

Forgets the earth her mother,

The life of fruits and corn;

And spring and seed and swallow

Take wing for her and follow

Where summer song rings hollow

And flowers are put to scorn.

There go the loves that wither,

The old loves with wearier wings;

And all dead years draw thither,

And all disastrous things;

Dead dreams of days forsaken,

Blind buds that snows have shaken,

Wild leaves that winds have taken,

Red strays of ruined springs.

We are not sure of sorrow;

And joy was never sure;

To-day will die to-morrow;

Time stoops to no man's lure;

And love, grown faint and fretful,

With lips but half regretful Sighs,

and with eyes forgetful

Weeps that no loves endure.

From too much love of living,

From hope and fear set free,

We thank with brief thanksgiving

Whatever gods may be

That no life lives for ever;

That dead men rise up never;

That even the weariest river

Winds somewhere safe to sea.

Then star nor sun shall waken,

Nor any change of light:

Nor sound of waters shaken,

Nor any sound or sight:

Nor wintry leaves nor vernal,

Nor days nor things diurnal;

Only the sleep eternal

In an eternal night.



Pokemon shippings that i like

Poke

Conflicting

Special

Soulsilver

Mangaquest

Frantic

Contest

Twinleaf

Ikari

Chess

Dualrival

Livecaster

Transiever

My Favorite is Livecastershipping though. Christoph and Rosa are so cute together!

I might do a Livecastershipping fic soon if I have time


Hi everyone, sorry about my account going wierd a stuff, but someone managed to hack into it. I hope you guys didnt lose faith in me, but who ever hacked, lets just say I have connections and I'm not afraid to use them


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


FMA shippings I like

Mustang x Hawkeye

Ed x Winry

Al x Mei

Ling x Lan Fan

Havoc x NO ONE


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Natureboy3, VisserZer0, Biisaiyowaq, gothsamphan14, Aurora Borealis 97, Reyna The Assassin,


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


Tamaki Prince Type:

You are French
You’re a very romantic person
You flirt a lot with girls/boys.
Easily fooled by things that wouldn't fool most.
You're overly eccentric in everything you do.
You care about your family deeply even if they don't return the feelings
Your birthday is April 8th
You're slow when it comes to your own feelings.

Total: 1

Kyoya Cool Type:

You wear glasses (I only need them for reading, though, but I read a lot, anyways)
You are known for being "evil"
Your favourite foods are anything spicy
You excel in everything you do
Your birthday is November 22.
You hate waking up in the morning.
You never like to do anything unless it has a benefit
Total: 5

Hunny Loli Shota Type:

You're the shortest out of your friends.
You love cakes and sweets.
You have a stuffed animal that has special meaning to you.
You are/have taken a martial arts class
You are close to your cousins.
You look a lot younger than you are.
You're born on February 29th
Your favourite subject is math

Total: 1

Mori Wild Type:

You're the tallest out of your friends
You only talk when you need to
You're protective of people you care for.
Your favorite food is Japanese food
When bad things happen you tend to blame yourself a lot.
Your birthday is May 5th
You're not much of a leader but more of a follower

Total: 1

Hikaru Devil Type:

You and your sibling have a strong bond
You're a very cynical person
You like to mess with your sibling
You're the oldest sibling
Your birthday is June 9th
You like Italian food
You get jealous easily
You don't make friends easily

Total: 5

Kaoru Devil Type:

You like to play games
Favorite subject, English
You enjoy cosplay
You're nicer than your siblings
Your birthday is June 9th
You're very forgiving
You'd rather give someone something and go without to make that person happy
You like playing tricks on people

Total: 2

Haruhi Natural Type:

You don't care about trivial things like appearance
You're tight with money
You get along with guys well
You're blunt about everything
You're an excellent cook.
You have a hard time understanding love
Your birthday is February 4th
People feel like they can open up and talk to you easily

Total: 3

I'm either Kyoya or Hikaru

I like all those foods and I don't have a favorite, so I just highlighted them all


1. Do you like Hetalia? No shit, Sherlock

2. How did you find out about Hetalia? Looking at the List of popular animes

3. What was your first thought about Hetalia? The hell?!

4. Do you call the characters by their country or human names? Country, but I give some of them nicknames (Italy is Derp, Germany is Potato, Turkey is Christmas Dinner, etc)

5. Answer the next following questions with a character you would wish for to be in the role! Your father?

Germania

6. Mother?

Fuck if I know

7. Older Brother?

Prussia and Germany (hey, package deal)

8. Older Sister?

Hungary

9. Little Brother?

Sealand

10. Little sister?

Leichtenstein

11. Your twin?

NO ONE!

12. Pet?

Dunno, that sounds like human trafficking

13. Child?

Don't want one

14. Friend?

Norway?

15. Distant Family?

Turkey, a.k.a Christmas Dinner

16. Childhood friend?

Finland

17. Lover?

England, definitely England. He's awesome!

18. Husband/wife?

Isn't that the same as lover? ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT I"M CHEATING ON ENGLAND??!!! Besides, I'm too young

19. Cousin?

Iceland, I guess

20. Classmate?

/Drinking Buddy? Denmark!

21. Boss?

Spain. I would have to do pretty much nothing

22. Worker? (you're the boss)

Japan

23. Someone you just want to pet.

Greece

24. Someone you want to tease.

Holy Roman Empire, for thinking Italy was a girl

25. Someone you want to hug.

Germany?

26. Top Ten Characters?

10. Italy

9. Denmark

8. Romano

7. Switzerland

6. Spain

5. Hungary

4. China

3. Russia

2. Norway

1. England

27. Why do you like #1 the most?

He's freaking awesome!!! Plus I love tea and scones

28. What two do you enjoy watching together?

Switzerland and anyone who's walking on his lawn?

29. What do you think of the Hetalia characters over all?

Bishies. And most of the shippings are yaoi! XD

30. Write what you first thought when you saw the character for the first time. Italy.

Derp

31.Romano.

Tomatoes

32. Germany.

Military

33. Japan.

His eyes are kind of bleak

34. England.

He's cute, but why does he have 10 eyebrows? Nevermind, he has 12.

35. America.

He's gonna go obese someday

36. France.

Viscount Druitt from Kuroshitsuji and Tamaki from OHSHC had a child!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

37. Russia.

Awesome. I don't get why the Baltics are afraid of him. They're pansies

38. China.

Is that a feminine guy or a tomboyish girl?

39. Canada.

Umm... who? LOL JK

40. Austria.

He's like Claude Faustus from Kuroshitsuji!!!!!

41. Hungary.

She's cool

42. Spain.

Too cheerful

43. Lithuania.

ok...

44. Latvia

ehh...

45. Estonia.

Nerd

46. Poland.

Is he a stereotypical gay?

47. Belarus.

Mehhhhhhh...

48. Ukraine.

Um, no comment plz

49. Grandpa Rome.

Is he wasted or something?

50. Chibitalia.

OMG SO EFFING CUTE!

51. Holy Roman Empire.

He looks like Germany

52. Germania.

OK, I guess

53. Prussia.

He's gonna get drunk sometime

54. Switzerland.

Ok, kind of serious

55. Liechtenstien.

Why is she cutting her hair?

56. Finland.

Oh, hi Santa. Wait, what.

57. Sweden.

Quiet

58. Denmark.

Cool. Nice hair

59. Iceland.

Never knew Sealand was that annoying

60. Belgium.

Don't care

61. South Korea.

Whatever

62. Taiwan.

Couldn't care less

63.Hong Kong

OK

64. Sealand

He's cute, in a little brother kind of way

65. Greece.

I like cats too

66. Cuba.

Don't care

67. Egypt.

He would be more awesome if he looked like Pyramid Head from Silent Hill

68. Turkey.

Christmas Dinner!

69. Seychelles.

Meh, don't care anymore

70. Who didn't I mention?

Norway, Seborga, Wy, Iceland, Romania...

71. What's your favorite MKC (Marukaite Chikyuu) version?

England

72. What is your favorite character CD?

Dunno, England I guess

73. Web, book, or anime?

Anime or book

74. What character's VA seems the most fitting to their character?

What the hell is VA?

75. What gender do you think that country should be?

I said, WHAT THE HELL IS VA?!

76. What do you want to see more of in Hetalia?

Italy being stupid?

77. One word that will express your love of Hetalia.

DIE

78. Who is your favorite Axis and why?

Italy. He's a Derp

79. Who is your favorite Allie and why?

England. He's freaking awesome like that. Oh, and he can see the faeries

80. Who is your favorite non- allie or axis character and why?

Hungary. Like I said, she kicks ass

81. Do you believe Prussia's vital region to be 5 meters long?

What are you implying?

82. Favorite Nordic nation?

Norway


95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do all four...


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be an Anti-Semite. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
You're very happy-go-lucky.
You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
You're a good artist.
You can be clumsy at times.
You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
You would surrender in a war situation.

2/10

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

You're very stoic and serious. (Hell yeah!)
Sausages and/or potatos are your favourite foods.
You like to walk your dog (s).
Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
You work very hard.
Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
You've had issues with money once or twice.

1/10

Japan (Kiku Honda)

You're very mature. (When I feel like it, yeah)
You think everything over before saying it.
You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
You isolated yourself during childhood.
You became very successful in a short amount of time. (At art)
You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.

You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
You're good at practical tasks.
You need time to adjust to new people.

5/10

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

You love hamburgers.
You think you're awesome.
You love to invent things.
You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
You can seem to be very brash to other people.
You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
You're terrified of ghosts.
You know aliens exist.
You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
You wear glasses.

3/10

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

You like tea.
You were quite tough as a kid.
You're very sarcastic and cynical.
Your cooking is awful.
You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
You have tried doing black magic before.
You get drunk quite easily.
When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
You're good at embroidery.

6/10

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

You're very affectionate.
You think you have a great fashion sense.
You like wine.
You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
You love red roses.
When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men, women or children.
You're very proud of yourself.
You love culture and the arts.
You're very flamboyant.
You say you're a gourmet .

1/10, Thank Truth...

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

You had a very sad childhood.
You're very tall.
You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
You wear a scarf all the time.
You love sunflowers.
You love vodka.
You can seem intimidating to other people.
You're very strong.
You have a big nose.
You have a strange laugh that can scare people.

6/10

China (Wang Yao)

You're very mature. ( Like I said WHEN I WANT TO BE)
You're very superstitious.
You're very religious.
You love pandas.
You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
You love Hello Kitty.
You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
You work hard.
You're good at drawing.
You like sweets.

5/10

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

You're very reserved.
You love everything to do with military. You're reclusive. You hate having your privacy invaded. You love saving money wherever you can. You love cheese, chocolate and mountains. You are overprotective of your siblings. You don't like foreigners. You once had a very good friend, but you grew apart. You hate conflicts, and generally stay out of them, but state your opinion nevertheless.

6/10

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

You are very well-raised
You're polite
You love classical music
You like cake
You have a mole on your face
You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
You've composed music before
You tend to call people 'morons'
You wear glasses

3/10

Canada (Matthew Williams)

You're often ignored by people
You look younger than you actually are
You love hockey
You love polar bears
You hate fighting
You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
You often get mistaken for someone else
You feel under-appreciated
You're bilingual
You always carry a bear with you

3/10

Cuba

You smoke
You're very physically strong
You've won a lot of fist-fights
In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
You like hot weather
You can be very friendly from time to time
You look very tough on the outside
You make a very nice role-model
You don't let people get a word in edgeways

2/10

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

You have a potty-mouth
You like to wear flowers in your hair
You used to be a very tough kid(I still am)
You're very reliable
It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
You're very faithful
Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

6/10

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)


You're quite mean-spirited
You're a bit of a hooligan
You're very loyal
You're very good at tactics
You hate Russia
You love to fight people
You can avoid marriages quite well
You're not always taken seriously
You like drinking
You want to become stronger

3/10

I'm either England, Russia, Switzerland, or Hungary. Oh Truth...


Divine Witchcraft: Fire reviews
Rewriting. Nico made a deal with Hecate. Keep his curse, the curse of all Hades' children, at bay, and he'll transfer to Hogwarts to keep the peace and help with the war. However, Insanity isn't very pleased, and Hecate can't contain her forever. Set in TGOF and after TLO. Any flames will be used to burn and disfigure the flamer, because I'm a sadistic b****.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Harry P., Nico A.