Inspired by 62 things the Avengers cannot do. Peter makes a list of things the Guardians should and shouldn't do. Even though the Guardians will do exactly those things again. I AM BACK. Also New title

Rocket Racoon. He never understood who he was, even after Ronan's defeat, or why he was created. All this Raccoon knew was that he was the only one of his kind, and he always would be. However, things change quickly when the mysterious orb falls into the wrong hands once more. And along the way, Rocket discovers chilling pieces of his past, and even finds he is not the only one.

Philly Resh. Zeldonian by birth. Pilot by choice. Peter Quill. Terran by birth and self proclaimed Star-Lord. The two of them lived symbiotically, swindling and scavenging their way through the galaxy. Trouble always followed wherever they went ...And the day Peter brought that stupid orb aboard the ship was no exception... Possibly Rocket/OC.

When Manny summons the guardians, Pitch and Jamie to the Pole for a game of Truth or Dare. What should you expect? EVERYTHING. Rated T just in case. DEAD FIC

Bunnymund and his problems with his choice in foods. Adding on because why not?

Darkness and the cold is what greeted her. She shivered slightly when a cold draft brushed her skin. Cold? She was cold? The feeling felt so foreign... "Where am I? Who am I? How did I get here?" Just when you think Alicia's gone, she manages to come back and save her loved ones against a new threat! Unfortunately, no-one knows that this mysterious girl is Alicia. Read and Review!

Months pass and the Guardians have stuck together; but one's getting a bit testy (well, more-so than usual). Swearing there is nothing going on, him and the gang run into a very unique fighter and unearth some rather macabre secrets, propelling them into an adventure they realize they may not be ready for. (Adventure, Humor and Romance) Rocket/OC, some StarLord/Gamora - slight AU.

In which the ROTG characters write "strongly worded letters" to the fanfiction writers. Rated T for the personal paranoia of the constantly paranoid author. [warning: immensely slow updates due to author busy-ness and an obvious lack of humor-inspiration]

Darcy stumbles upon Elizabeth training in the Rosing gardens and requests a spar. Based on the movie.

Collection of one-shots about all our favorite characters, covering all sorts of categories and topics. Requests welcome. Seriously, any topic is fair game. Summary of each chapter found at the top of them along with characters and rating.

Peter Quill's favored nickname is Star-Lord, but there are other names that he has gained as his travels with the Guardians of the Galaxy continue. This is a recording of these events.

I haven't been able to find one of these yet, so I decided to make one of my own! A list of preferences featuring the men in Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy! If you have any suggestions or characters you want to see, just leave a review and I'll get on it as soon as I can.

A group of fantasy loving friends love Rise of the Guardians, but never imagined that it was real until one day, they get the guardians trapped inside them by Pitch.

Rocket catches a cold and Quill has to look out for him. Lots of fluff and friendshipy feelings included... Prompted by a sick and Rocket-obsessed friend of mine *cough* beware of (partly made-up) spoilers at the end!

A drabble on how Rocket sees his team.

A series of pranks played on the Guardians by the Guardian of Fun himself. Mischief not quite managed.

The Guardians of the Galaxy pride themselves on being fearless. They're not superstitious in the least - and they're certainly not afraid of a supposed 'ghost'. Right?

Some things on the Milano are an easy fix. Others need a more... creative... form of patching up.

Growls and muttered curses hung in the air, while it wasn't out of the ordinary for Rocket to be pissed after a relatively tough fight, today was different. Peter didn't know what happened, but Rocket was beyond livid. Tension hung heavy in the air, but no one really wanted to risk the raccoon's ire at the moment. Peter was pretty sure he was making another death ray of some kind.

And one time Rocket taught his friends. Rocket is clearly not used to social situations. So some things that people do often are lost on him. Or he takes them the wrong way because of his past. T for safety. Mild language, mentions of torture, death & general insanity. Additional warnings per chapter.

Raccoon Disease, plastic forks, Smiles and Sunshine, how not to drive, how not to watch movies, and clowns to the left and jokers to the right. A collection of Peter and Rocket comedic one-shots (all are connected). Note: Some instances of language.

Rocket needs something Peter doesn't want to get.

Reader Request for Undercover Diva233! Rocket and his girlfriend take a romantic getaway and spend time with one another.

Teenager Adria Takala lives off the streets, stealing food and hustling money to survive. After a close encounter with a bounty hunter, she's saved by a ragtag group who calls themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.

Someone had the guts to drop a baby at his doorstep and suddenly, Peter is thrown into the fatherhood game. Is he suitable enough to be a dad? Because by Rocket's standards, he isn't...

Some people sleepwalk. Peter sleep-sneaks into people's bed and cuddles them.

Manny has chosen another Guardian. But there's something different about her. She's the oldest spirit alive. Rosella was created to help stop all the children's fear because they were either orphans, slaves, or the neglected children of royals. But why did Manny wait so long to have her be a Guardian? Read and review and I will love your forever!

Rocket is unique. But he's not the only one.

A series of one-shots about Jack, Jamie, Bunny, Sophie and some others. It's my first fanfic, so please be nice!

This is a one shot done for Undercover Diva233.

"I feel so powerful!" said Jack. "Yes well, you're hold a knife, being armed does that to people," replied Aster. The AU arc that started in my one shot collection, "The One Were" but was voted off the island and moved here because it's an AU and the other one shots are not.

Rocket made a point to make fun of anyone who danced. But when he's all alone on the ship and bored out of his mind, he leans why even the worst dancers dance anyway. *rated T because it's the Guardians of the Galaxy. I ain't gonna explain this shit.*

A one-shot between my OC and Rocket the Raccoon. A Guardians of the Galaxy fanfic! Rated T for language and sexual suggestions. More description of my OC and the story inside!

Two of them wear black glasses, but only one of them wears a red bowtie. One shot series.

Even Guardians can mess up while making a movie... [Most likely won't add more to this] [Old and silly, read at your own risk]

When Easter comes around, so do the dreams, the memories, and burning hate for Pitch. He hid it well for years, but now with a fresH Gauridan in their group, how well will he contiue to do so? Frost finds phot albums and North notices old scars. What next? (UPDATED!)

Sherman always wondered why Mr. Peabody weren't married after all these years and he determined to find out why no matter what.

When things start to calm down after Pitch's defeat, Jack starts to feel a little depressed, confused, and lonely. It's up to E. Aster Bunnymund to try and cheer the boy up. COMPLETE!

Like the title suggests. Twenty one-shots/drabbles concerning Jack and the other Guardians at Easter time. New chapter every day until Easter! Family-like!Guardians. No romantic pairings. Lots and lots of fluff. Complete.

Due to popular demand I'm making a series of One-Shots where Jack gets the talk, and any other ideas that pop into my head.

This is it, ladies and gentleman. Father and son start the war of the century. The Prank War. Special One-shot for April Fools.

Sherman's at it again. - ONESHOT... Inspired by the bloopers of the amazing movie. :3 MADE BY ForThoseWhoLikeToMoveItMoveIt and me!

One-shot off the top of my head, unusually dramatic (for me) ...rated T just in case...and...I think thassit. Enjoy, hate, love, smash your computer; heck if I care.

Inspired from a headcanon I came up with awhile ago. Basically Mr. Peabody attempts to get Sherman to sleep.

A late Christmas story for all of you. Title sort of says it all.

Welcome to Randomness Talkshow with the rise of the guardians characters as guests! Ask random questions and watch their reactions! Jack x Bunnymund x Tooth x North x Sandy x Pitch Especially for Jack's fan girls :D

Jamie shows jack a funny a video on youtube, and jack decides it would be a great Idea to show the guardians. Though one pooka, doesn't think it's funny, and Jacks about to find out what happens when you messy with bunny. No pairing, just humor. One shot. Please review, and if you think I should make more chapters, please tell me.

There's an unspoken rule when it comes to seasonal spirits: Do not disturb their yearly off-season nap. Unfortunately, "unspoken rule" means not everyone got the memo. Or, how Bunny discovered that Jack is a very determined sleep-cuddler.

After Jack pulls yet another prank on Bunny, Bunny finds something in Jack's room that makes him feel annoyed, confused, happy, and touched all at the same time. COMPLETE!

What happened moments before Bunny's wife died? What if Bunnymund sang her a song to help her spirit? (Spin off from 'Bunnymund the Easter Daddy')

Jack gets the hiccups. Enough said.

Just like the title says. Twenty-five one-shots/drabbles concerning Jack and the rest of the Guardians during the Christmas season. Will update once a day until Christmas! (Gen) Family-like!Guardians. Complete.

Taste the Vegemite. Be the Vegemite. One-Shot...Maybe. (Un-Beta'd)

Young Jamie Bennett always gets bullied in school for believing in the Guardians. However, one day, a certain winter spirit passes by. Will Jack Frost be able to help Jamie get rid of the bullies? One-shot. Kinda funny, I guess.. No pairings.

Have you ever wondered why Easter follows right after Spring? Spring symbolizes beauty and growth. A time where new life is welcomed to the world and beauty is spread about. Easter is quick to follow, spreading hope throughout the world and into the hearts of children. A Fluffy Bunnymund/Oc Drabble series.

Sweets invites Patrick Jane to analyse his favorite couple. Written in Season 3 (?) One shot

Brian's alone and depressed. What happens when he finds a stray dog who's in need of help? Will he finally find the love he's been looking for? Brian/OC

What happens when Iris gets dragged into the life of the guardians? What happens when she gets killed trying to save her brother? read and find out. BUNNYXOC!

Bunny becomes concern that Jack has never received a proper education.

Set 25 years after the events of Rise of the Guardians and Bunnymund is reunited with a grown-up Sophie and learns that she has never stopped believing in him. This is for all the Bunnymund fans out there! And I hope you like! No romance though.

April showers bring may flowers. May Flowers considers her job easy making the world ready for spring, but when more things then normal seem to go awry with the guardians. Could someone have known about her crush on Bunnymund?

Bunnymund loves ducklings. Jack doesn't quite share his enthusiasm. Inspired by a quote that I use constantly. ONESHOT

Follows my other story, Never Alone. Sandy reminisces about his past memories with Bunny as he keeps watch over his dreams...

The day she goes home she stumbles across a little elf. He clinges for her to dear life and so she takes him home and tries to get him back to the Pole. Before she can even try, there are more and more strange things happening... -On hiatus-

*Jack became a Guardian through drowning to save his sister... So what could a bunny have done to become Bunnymund?* My Christmas present to everyone!

As suggested by the lovely LaZy-RaIn-DaNcEr - Sandy finds out what happened on Easter, and confronts the Guardians.

Jack sneaks into the Warren and finds a napping Bunny. What to do, what to do...

Tooth's never had sugar before, insisting that it destroys your teeth. Jack attempts to fix this problem. ONESHOT

Due to popular demand, Bunny is on coffee. Companion piece to Sugar High - read that first, it's short and sweet.

Whoever gave the elves access to Mentos and Coke is done for. Bunnymund learns to have a bit of fun, courtesy of the Guardian of Fun himself. /ONESHOT/

Stuck in Bunnymund's Warren during a storm, Jack finds out he's not a big fan of thunder. So he seeks out his favorite Kangaroo. Fluffiness! Can be read as JackRabbit yaoi or just..family..friend..stuff. Okay first ROTG fic! REVIEW!

Stewie and Brian get the idea to ask random people in Quahog Beach their opinions on love. But when those opinions have nauseating results, they question how they feel about the topic at hand. Slight parody of KassemG's California On videos. - Stewie & Brian

Stewie catches a cold when he hardly gets sick at all. Instead of getting better, Stewie seems to get worse causing the family to worry about him. Brian stays behind with him after Lois receives a call from her mother for the family to visit. Unsure of

Brian cant say no to Lois. So he ends up babysitting. Again. First Family Guy fic!

Everyone knows when someones heart is broken the pain stays for a while. What happened with Stewie after he walked away from Janet? Did he bottle up his emotions or did he let them out? Is he still hurting from it but is just not letting it out? You'll ha