whatawastehide bio
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Hello! Who am I? I'll let you know when I figure it out. But I can say I love reading. What once was just yet another way to procrastinate has morphed into an obsession. I'm going to take this opportunity to apologize in advance for any accidental rudeness, misconduct or mass disaster caused by moi. I am new here and know nothing about web etiquette. I am also technologically negativelygifted. Ye be warned. Hearing from you is always welcome. Whether it be a glowing review (yay!) constructive criticism (thanks!) or a friendly heads up regarding some unintentional faux pas of mine (sorry!). Favorite shipping: I love, love, RL/SB. If you don't think it's canon then you weren't paying attention. Enjoy! |
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Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 393,500 - Reviews: 8736 - Favs: 5,613 - Follows: 5,165 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 125,166 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,356 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
What is Essential is Invisible to the Eye by Prothrombintime reviews
Jack and Ianto's epic journey, from the beginning to the end... and beyond. Spoilers for everything. Canon compliant, including selected books, audio books, and radio plays, through Children of Earth… with a twist.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 200 - Words: 426,777 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Existence by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius isn't mad. He's insane and it's gotten worse since Remus was brought in the picture. Now, James doesn't know who to save, as they spiral into darkness. But what James doesn't understand is, they don't need to be saved. They just need each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
A Safe Place by remuslives23 reviews
Someone is determined to see Remus Lupin, Head of the Dark Creature Legislation and Control Department, dead. Auror Sirius Black is assigned to protect him and in the process, both men find something they never expected. Written for rs games at LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,378 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Muse by remuslives23 reviews
Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,693 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1056 - Favs: 1,460 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Perfect Kiss by remuslives23 reviews
Remus Lupin is a terrible kisser - a really terrible kisser. Who could help him learn how to kiss without drowning his date? Who, who who? RL/SB slash. Don't like? You're crazy! Rated M for safety as my Remus has a mouth like a sailor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Homosexuals Anonymous by Lotten reviews
A terrible mistake has been made, but Remus' parents won't listen. They're sending him off to Dolores Umbridge's rehab for homosexuals. But where lies the real sickness? In the inhabitants, or in the place itself? WARNING: MAY CONTAIN HETEROSEXUAL LOVE XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,397 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Teacher's Pet by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1167 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Can't Buy Me Love reviews
AU! Sirius Black is a wealthy and slightly self centered socialite on a mission, to avenge his dumping. Remus Lupin is a no luck but bad luck street rat and prostitute who is hired to help. Sniff? Do I smell unexpected love? RL/SB, and a little JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,867 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B.