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Name: Hello I am Amber

Hair Color: I have a mixture of brown,black,red,and blonde.

Eye Color: I also have hazel eyes.

Orientation: I am white

Fav Movies, Shows, And Anime : The Dark Knight,Naruto,Bleach,Harry Potter,and Teen Ttans.

Fav person: THE JOKER!!

Fav pairings: Joker/OC Joker/Batman Joker/Rachel - Sakura/Itachi Sakura/Sasori Sakura/Garra - Starfire/Raven - Hermione/Snape -

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Or combo of all four. How? He's gay and married to another gay guy and is fictional character in a book that is soon to be a movie. yeah, I got skillz!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'

'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'

'Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...' 'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'

'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'

'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'

'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'

'I say this because I care for you: GET SOME HELP!'

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

A conclusion in what you reach when you get tired of thinking.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

Normal people worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day.It's crazy if you ever wonder if you think about taking a crap in their sleep, does it roll down their body? Crazy is when you go to Guitar Center and noodle on a bass, not a guitar, a bass, for half a freakin hour! Crazy is when you forcfe the school to put you and you're friend in therapy, just for the hell of it! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,Frezzing-cold-butt

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list:

Well there you have it this is me I have several others but they will not fit. So

BYE

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Through Crimson Hell by PureElement reviews
Sakura has become emotionless and cold with no attention or love, the scary thing is, she's powerful. When she accepts the Akatsuki's invitation to join them, what will happen? Where does Itachi fit into the picture? Slight ItaxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,097 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fear me Hate me just don't Love me by pain.runs.deep reviews
Draco and Hermione start a strictly sexual relationship. What happens when Draco and Hermione find them self's wanting more? Draco's has a secret and their relationship under ALL circumstances need to stay between the two of them. MAJOR SMUT. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,030 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Confessions by Lilmissxx reviews
...and she was struck by the colour of his eyes. Liquid mercury that swirled into molten steel. And she knew what that look meant. She backed away. He pressed ever closer, that intriguing smirk on his face. Dramione Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
MidSweet Darkness by SlytherinQueen reviews
Draco!" She called worry on her face. "What is it Hermione? What's the matter? Hermione, tell me!" She paused, and I feared what would come out of her mouth. I watched as a tear slid down her face. "He has our son"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,053 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All In A Day At the Cullens by phix27 reviews
Bella has a 'sleepover' with Alice. When she wakes up, she realizes just what the Cullen's house is really like.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Time's Up! by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
Draco Malfoy killed Hermione Granger. But surprisingly, she was given a chance to prove that she still has to live. And so, she went back into the year 1990 to change a boy's cold heart... for 3 weeks only! Dramione! R and R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,880 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Silver Bullet by Neko-Graphic reviews
Sakura was only 5 when her parents were slaughtered before her very eyes by vampires.It was then that she was brought to the Organization,a secret society of vampire slayers.Now 17 and a full member she is paired up with the best and possibly worst partne
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,606 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Anchorless by Lullabyes reviews
SayaxHaji. Set in the distant future. With Haji missing, a newly-awakened Saya must set out to get him back. Memoirs and reminiscence, suspense and drama, and a new enemy with a score to settle with Saya. COMPLETE. Rate and review, pretty please.
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,570 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Hagi, Saya - Complete
The Death Of Naruto Uzumaki by LunarFlare14 reviews
In the war with the Village Hidden in the Bones there were many casualties. The greatest, was the young shinobi, Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
It's Too Late For Us by ronaldbiliusweasley reviews
Hermione and Ron break up, 1 week before Hermione finds out she's pregnant. Hermione, scared, moves to America with their son. When she comes back, hes with someone else, and theyre engaged. But Hermiones with someone else too. Will they end up together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,186 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Red by Shadowsakura321 reviews
All the boys gave Sakura a yellow rose for her birthday. Symbolizing friendship. Little did she know that she was going to get a red one from someone very surprising. Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete