So... I'm not really writing much anymore. I'm sorry to disappoint anyone who cared, but I've just lost a bunch of inspiration. My only story on here got deleted, and I didn't feel up to putting it back up. So, again, sorry. But I just don't care too much to write, let alone let anyone read what I've written.

Oh, and I don't usually do these things, but this one freaked me out too bad. So I'm reposting it for shits and giggles. DON'T READ!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

hi peoples!! here's a little about me:

i have the most awesomest friend who i love soooo much (like a sister) who's name is Ashley!! a.k.a Wowzers01 on FF.net. go check her out! http://www.fanfiction.net/~wowzers01 seriously. she's awesome, and just as open minded as i am. and just as random. lol. I LOVE YOU ASHLEY!! hahaha.

age: none of your business.

hair color: currently black with a bit of red at the bottom. i like to dye it on occasions.

name: Madison... no you can not know my last name. that's none of your business either. my nicknames are: Maddie/Madi, Maddie-Leigh, Mad Hatter... actually only my bff Ashley calls me that.

fave pairings: ok, WAAAAY too many to list. i'm sorry for those of you who like to read the pairings, i will try and type up a list of my fave pairings. i'm really into yaoi, incest, slash, and het. even though i'm not big on yuri, some pairings are cute to me. like, Kairi/Namine. that's cute. to me love is love, and love doesn't know gender or relations.

interests: i love reading, and my world basically revolves around music. i listen to anything from rock to classical. i will NOT listen to country tho. i have nothing against it, i just don't like it.

fun facts: i'm a really random person, so all of the classes i have are extremely funny. my best friends and i have a whole lot of inside jokes, and we are always saying parts of them in our class, and our classmates give us the strangest looks!!.

okey dokey then, i don't know what else to put in here, so... yeah.

Quotes!! Most are from classes, and my random friends.

"It makes eating a bowl of cereal epic."

My friend Josh about the Star Wars soundtrack.

My friend Emily: (talking about these HORRIBLY bright green flyer's) Why are they bright green?

Me: Because they want to be!

Emily: I wanna be bright green!

I took Ashley and Emily (the two in the above quotes) to see Eragon when it came out. We then went back to my house and stayed up till two am saying random crap about it. I had read the book, Ashley had too, but Emily hadn't. Ashley and I had kept track of all the Eragon/Murtagh moments, and we proceeded to tell Emily (who had never been introduced to slash) about ALL of them. Specifically the part where Murtagh had to check Eragon's wounds to make sure he didn't have any broken bones or anything. Here's the convo:

Me: So, he had to more or less, touch Eragon "everywhere" to check his wounds out.

Emily: Uh-huh, sure it was "just checking his wounds." It was an excuse to grope Eragon.

Me: (stares) I am so proud of you!

Erin (another friend talking about this weird resteraunt): They even had fake mannequins on horses!

One of our teachers: No Erin, I think they were real mannequins.

My friend Dylan: (talking about Davey Jones in Pirates of the Carribean 2) He's the sexiest octopus I've ever seen!

Me: Um, Dylan, exactly how many octopi have you seen?

"Keeping a loaf of bread in your trash can keep away kangaroos."

--My history teacher when we were all making random comments.

Me (repeating a friend of mine): Did you know a yak can out live it's own uncle?

My history teacher: Um, I think most of you of you will out live your own uncles.

Me: Oh, it's just Dylan's delerious comment.

Teacher: You say it like there's only one.

Me: Good point.

Dylan and I were using metaphors for life sucking, then started making them up.

Me: (this ones kinda old) Life's like a freaking lollipop. SUCK IT UP!

Dylan: Um... life's like a banana. Peel, and then bite it.

Me: Dude, that doesn't even make sense.

Dylan: How about this one? Life's like a grapefruit... yeah, that's all I got.

Me: Still doesn't make sense.

Dylan: Dang.

Amber (my sister): I sweat too much. I need something to stick under my arms to absorb it.

Me: Like Maxi Pads. Super absorbancy!

Amber: With wings to keep them on my arms!

The only way to explain this next conversation is that Ashley and I were trying to think up names to call couples (mainly Caspian/Peter). Like peanut butter and jelly. This is slowly what it became.

Ashley: Oh! How about pancakes and syrup?

Me: Nice. But, wait, who's who?

Ashley: Well Caspian can be syrup, because he's sweet and sexy.

Me: (laughs) Wait... did you just call syrup sexy? How the heck can syrup be sexy?

Ashley: No clue. But it turns the pancakes on!

Me: You totally just ruined eating that for me.

contact info:

aim: animedork210

email: animdork210@gmail or madigirl210@embarqmail.com