Owner of: a Lyric Nashville series acoustic guitar, an Acer Aspire 4720, an Acer Aspire 5580, a Canon Powershot A640, practically every fiction book ever published (and a healthy dose of non-fiction as well), a battered Spanish-English English-Spanish dictionary, more clothes and accessories than I know what to do with, a bedroom full of stuffed toys, an embarrassingly large number of teen magazines, magic stones from India, a Russian doll, a foreign currency collection, an airbed, a sweet tooth, an all-encompassing sense of humor, an entire asylum's worth of mental disorders, a sharp tongue when provoked, a taste in music that's all over the place, a passion for feminist issues, animal rights and the environment, an undying love for the fantasy genre, and a rather fucked-up life. Oh, and two poodles.

About my username:
Kalamay-hati is a traditional Filipino dessert, orgasmic in its deliciousness. You'll need 5 cups fresh coconut milk, 2 cups brown sugar and 1 cup glucose. Mix all the ingredients together in a copper vat. Cook over a moderate fire, stirring constantly. When the mixture is thick, transfer to a greased baking pan and let cool. Then cut and serve.

Random stuff:
+ I will write just about anything.
+ I'm bipolar. I refer to my episodes as lycanthropy because being mentally ill is much like being a werewolf.
+ I'm synesthetic. I taste colors and I see music as color.

My e-mail address and LJ are up there. Feel free to get in touch. I also have an account for original fiction over here.