Uncanny Cantaloupehide bio
 Author has written 9 stories for Divergent Trilogy, Pokémon, Ghost Hunt, Ib, and Night Circus. Uncanny Cantaloupe here, bringing you the best of what comes out of my melon. Follow me on tumblr if you like, but I'm telling you now: not much is happening. Current Works; And Back Again Fandom; Divergent Trilogy Status; Complete Notes; None A Thousand Years Fandom; Divergent Trilogy Status; Complete Notes; First work posted, songfic Face Your Fears Fandom; Divergent Trilogy Status; Complete Notes; None You Were Dauntless Fandom; Divergent Trilogy Status; Complete Notes; None An Anthology of Minor Lunacy Fandom: Ghost Hunt Status; Complete Notes; Technically complete, series of unrelated oneshots, still updating Ephemeral Fandom; Ib Status; Complete Notes; Short but worth it Interlocking Circles Fandom; The Night Circus Status; Complete Notes; May add extra chapters upon request Impenetrable Fandom; Pokemon Status; Complete Notes; This is my favourite work on here, and is definitely worth the read. I promise. The Fighter Fandom; Pokemon Status; In progress Notes; Updated about twice a year, but still worth the read and follow |
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Anonymous Love by ImperfectWonderland reviews
Leaf Green is your typical nerd in school and Gary Oak is the typical popular jock. The problem? Leaf is in charge of an anonymous advice column on romance and relationships and Gary just so happens to send in something to the column: advice on asking her out. Throw in some crazy best friends, a couple secrets, and a dash of teenage hormones.. Let's see how this plays out shall we?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,464 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 10/14/2012 - [Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf] [May/Haruka, Drew/Shū] - Complete
The Prince and I by BluechanXD reviews
N and White end their final battle in a tie. To make things fair, they make a deal. N will stop his ambitions on one condition: White must become his princess.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,845 - Reviews: 1709 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 11/6/2010 - N H./Natural H. G., Hilda/Touko - Complete
Road to Recovery by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 142,299 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 6/3/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
The Inconveniences by BraceYourselvesForImpact reviews
NaruXMai:: A series of 99 one-shots about the inconveniences of living together…with Mai.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,986 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 9/1/2014 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Kazuya S./Naru, Mai T.
Take My Hand by betweenraindrops reviews
"John's heart was pounding in his chest, the seconds unbearable, and then, finally, Lestrade looked up, and John could see it in his eyes." When everyone at a press conference to discuss a development in Sherlock's case receives a mysterious text message, John Watson knows what it means, and goes off in search of the sender. Johnlock one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Across the Sun by Liz Hollow reviews
After May's sudden disappearance, Steven Stone discovers a letter left behind by the lost champion. Filled with instructions and hints to locate the other letters she left throughout the regions, Steven finds himself on an impossible and heartbreaking journey searching for her. And the more letters he finds, the more he fears what lies at the end.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 84,603 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo] Lyra/Kotone, Nate/Kyouhei - Complete
The Herbalist by Massa reviews
Angela's past has been hidden from all until she decided to reveal all in her autobiography. Nothing more needs to be said, does it?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,979 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Angela
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1321 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 1,227 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Epilogue of Ib by Joker Extreme reviews
A series of short epilogues for each of Ib's multiple endings.
Ib - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,774 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Complete
Deep in the Meadow by LuvRuePrim reviews
12-year-old Rue's life is turned upside-down when she is chosen to compete in the 74th Hunger Games. Leaving her five sisters and mom to fend for themselves, she battles her hardest to return home. Rue's story from the reaping to her heartbreaking death.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,133 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Rue
Lin's List by RaisedOnRadio reviews
A list of 25 things for Lin to refrain from - and keep Oliver from doing - during their stay in Japan. As suggested by Madoka Mori. [one shot parody to be enjoyed with a grain of salt, since I don't think Madoka is psychic.]
Ghost Hunt - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2012 - K. Lin, Madoka M. - Complete
No Petals Fall by domani guardian reviews
After the death of her father, Mai must pay off debts by working at the Shibuya Manor. There's more to the surly master of house than she expects... and a horror story she wished she never heard. AU, loosely based on "Beauty and the Beast."
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,229 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
And so, she cried by Mystearica reviews
Amano Toko didn't cry often.
Book Girl/文学少女 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Touko A., Konoha I. - Complete
Life or Death? 5 or 8? by the-stretch-beyond-spandex reviews
Death the Kid and a mentally unstable Artemis are held captive by Opal who insists they must pick a number which will de-activate the bomb they are threatened with. Which number will they lay their lives in? One-shot.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Artemis F., Death The Kid - Complete
After The End by YenSerenity reviews
When the book ends, there's still so much more to be said between Sophie and Howl-- and here it is.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sophie H., Howl - Complete
Are You Nobody, Too? by Mercurial Phoenix reviews
There's two of us...don't tell! They'd laugh at us, you know. In short: Watanuki has an extremely surreal day. Title and quote taken from Emily Dickinson's poem
xxxHOLiC - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2007 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Wordplay by WikketKrikket reviews
Also for my good friend Scooby2408, a drabble in which Kyouya and Haruhi have a war of words. Only question is will he be able to tell her what's really important? Author name changed from Waffles4eva
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Haruhi F., Kyōya O. - Complete
Snapshots of the Moon by Miss Puppylove reviews
The longest one-shot in the history of the world, concerning Sirius, Remus, childhood, Hogwarts, and not really growing up. (Slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,583 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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An Anthology of Minor Lunacy reviews
The daily life of SPR, also known as the epitome of insanity. In between all of that ghost hunting business, that is. What do they do with their down time, anyways? Always complete, drabble challenge!
Ghost Hunt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,571 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Complete
Interlocking Circles reviews
Welcome, one and all, to the Night Circus. Find displays here that will dazzle the mind and confuse the senses, and most of all, leave every patron satisfied.
Night Circus - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Complete
Ephemeral
It was really a shame that she had to wither and die so quickly. But that's what flowers were made for, after all. DARK. Not Ib/Mary. Drabble.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary - Complete
The Fighter reviews
In which Touko goes on an adventure with Cheren and Bianca, meets N, and generally kicks ass. Because with a name that means The Fighter, what else is a girl to do?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G., Bianca/Bel, Cheren
Impenetrable reviews
Steel; any of various modified forms of iron, artificially produced, and having qualities of hardness, elasticity, and strength. Also; to render oneself insensible, inflexible, unyielding, and/or determined.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/12/2013 - May/Haruka, Steven S./Daigo - Complete
You Were Dauntless reviews
Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is leave your family and start a new life.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Natalie Prior - Complete
Face Your Fears reviews
Tris and Tobias venture into Tris's fear landscape after the war is resolved. Little do they know that her fears have changed. . .
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,652 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
And Back Again reviews
We become stronger only by confronting that which scares us. And that which scares us is not always easy to face.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,191 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Four/Tobias - Complete
A Thousand Years reviews
A songfic to Christina Perri's song A Thousand Years, describing Tris's journey through the Dauntless initiation.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete