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Author has written 1 story for Vampire Diaries. My name is Ranjani. I am a dark tall chubby girl from Chennai, India and I have raven curls.When I say I’m tall,I mean tall…like 6 ft tall.My pals call me Jordan,but no,I don’t play basketball.Not good basketball anyways. I love chocolate.I hate mornings and sleep in until noon just to avoid them.It's my life’s dream to build a robot that can baby sit.One day I will live in a chocolate-house on the banks of a chocolate-sauce-lake beside a chocolate-bearing orchard. I can wield a paintbrush like Alexander wielded his sword. I know that the world sucks,if it didn’t we’d fall off it, won’t we?I am a true fan of Draco Malfoy and proud of it. I am completely insane and am waiting for asylum to come and pick me up. |
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Desperate Love by Trogdor19 reviews
A whole different version of Season 4, without sire bonds or dead brothers. A meditation on the nature of love, free will and morality in an imperfect world, through: suspense, romance, steam, angst, and friendship. Tons of Delena as well as Stefan/Caroline/Klaus, Jeremy and Ric, too. Lemons!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 61 - Words: 219,653 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
The Beginning of a Love Story by sweetandlow1012 reviews
The phone call seemed heated, but she caught snippets of the conversation and he seemed to be in the middle of an argument. "Well, what am I supposed to do Elijah? Let that dog continue to cheat on Caroline…" A series of Klaroline one-shots and mini drabbles.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 202,712 - Reviews: 1757 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 8/7/2016 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Call Me Daddy by ezontheI reviews
How to go from bachelor to father in the midst of oral sex with Stefan Salvatore. He could use a little help. AH/AU Rated M for a reason. S/E, K/C, D/B.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,993 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/6/2014 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Elena G., Stefan S. - Complete
More by Lilabeth reviews
Caroline Forbes is sure about one thing: something about Stefan is off. The doubt has crept in slowly. It isn't one thing; it is a culmination of tiny moments, a feeling of being in a waking dream – something just shy of reality. Like something is missing. Like Stefan is missing. Set after the events of the season 4 finale (contains spoilers).
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,073 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Caroline F., Stefan S.
Like fire and ice by sofia313 reviews
Kol hears his future from a fortuneteller but he's not too thrilled about it. But what to do when the future suddenly stares straight into his eyes?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 74 - Words: 89,467 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Kol M., Elijah - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Asher Monroe reviews
Be careful of what's under the surface. It just might pull you down with it. -Damon/Bonnie- -Series of Interconnecting One Shots- -Complete!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 370,393 - Reviews: 1930 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/27/2009 - [Damon S., Bonnie B.] - Complete
Unfinished Business by starstruckstudios reviews
Kennett Romance. Together, Kol and Bonnie replace the veil to the Other Side. Now both back alive and thinking they would go their separate ways, Bonnie is surprised when Kol arrives and asks her to go on a road trip with him in order for her to accomplish her unfinished business. And just maybe Kol will finish his as well.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Bonnie B., Kol M.
Bourbon Before Breakfast by latbfan reviews
In-canon collection dedicated to Mystic Falls' favorite pastime (no, not killing in formal-wear): day-drinking. Each chapter is a stand-alone story told from a different POV, depending on who's doing the day-drinking and why. Focused predominantly in S4, but I occasionally move around chronologically and revisit some of my favorite drinking scenes from the past.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,858 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Little pretty one by yesterdaymorning reviews
Fluff. Fluffity-fluff fluff with a teensy sprinkling of angst. Or Caroline's favourite movie is Matilda. 'He has to admit he loves seeing her so carefree and happy. It reminds him that just because he's a monster doesn't mean these emotions are lost to him. Caroline brings them out in him best.'
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Stefan S., Caroline F.
The end of the affair by mobbs fellow reviews
Post 4x20 - SPOILERS. Venting unwanted desperation. Short drabble set a few months in the future. Very mixed feelings about this. What happens when Caroline finally sets foot in New Orleans to pay the Mikaelsen family a visit. R&R.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Klaus, Caroline F., Stefan S., Hayley - Complete
Denial by DailyBamon reviews
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, but try telling Damon Salvatore that. The tumultous emotions of a certain Salvatore brother and our favourite Bennett witch as they navigate the ups and downs of life in Mystic Falls. A series of One Shots set during or inspired by canon moments, as well as some set in the distant and not-so-distant future...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Yearbook by CreepingMuse reviews
The day after the prom, Matt picks up his senior yearbook. Go Timber Wolves?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Matt D. - Complete
I'll Send You a Postcard by Lint reviews
Though they've been on the road for weeks, going here and there, this oddly feels like the most adventurous thing they've done so far.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Stefan S., Caroline F. - Complete
Asleep by CayleeElizabeth reviews
Damon catches Caroline. / Chapter 6 - Damon and Caroline go to a parade!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F.
Catching Up With The Times by Sally Tomato reviews
A series of drabbles in which Caroline explains the modern world to the Original Family.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,754 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Their Humanity by GoodBayou reviews
In a town full of supernatural creatures, all Matt has is his humanity. Can he help Elena remember hers? No pairings.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elena G., Matt D. - Complete
i will grieve for you when no one else can by CayleeElizabeth reviews
Caroline tries to put the pieces back together. Tag to 4x15 Stand By Me. Review?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Dream Sweet With Me Tonight by Tarafina reviews
Caroline's been having trouble sleeping; comfort is found when she doesn't even go looking for it.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Stefan S., Caroline F. - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by mrsl488 reviews
Tag to 4x15. Matt hears the sirens and smells the smoke.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Matt D. - Complete
Brick by Brick by CreepingMuse reviews
The Gilbert house met its end in fire; the end of the Salvatore Estate wasn't nearly so dramatic. Life and death, joy and agony, that's the kind of stuff that even for an immortal doesn't come along every day. No, most of living, especially living forever, is about the moments in between, about inevitable erosion and decay.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Complete
That It Moves by LoraRawr reviews
"Damon thinks everything would have gone a whole lot differently if Alaric were still alive." Set in season 4, but nothing really spoilery past the first or second episode.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Alaric S., Damon S. - Complete
Taking a Chance: A Klaroline Fanfic by a-little-blonde-distraction reviews
"The Holiday" Klaroline style: Caroline and Rebekah are 2 miserable single girls down on luck with love who home exchange for the holidays... Both end up getting more than than just a little holiday spirit... AU: Klaroline & Mabekah
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 129,380 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Long Haul by JDPhoenix reviews
Jenna tends Alaric's wounds after a battle.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2013 - [Alaric S., Jenna S.] - Complete
Gifts by JWAB reviews
Hate is the beginning of a love story, not the end of one.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Matt D., Rebekah - Complete
Wake-Up Call by JDPhoenix reviews
It was Caroline's idea. Christmas fic. Minor klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/28/2012 - [Klaus, Caroline F.] Stefan S. - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by latbfan reviews
Continuation of my AU Trilogy ("Always You," "Event Horizon" and "Excerpts from Always"), although it can be read alone. 10 years after human Elena and Stefan leave Mystic Falls, Damon and Caroline are spending the holidays together, planning her "death" because she's become too famous. Each chapter will represent a verse from the song.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,158 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
Unfinished by CreepingMuse reviews
Ric is finally Dead with a capital D. There's a white light and everything. But he can't move on to the Other Side just yet. Not when his lost boys still need him.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Alaric S., Damon S. - Complete
Lego House by xthesebonesx reviews
Set after 4x01; After Bonnie suffers the consequences from the witches on the Other Side & Matt feels like little more than nothing for still being alive, the two make the decision to leave town.They depart with a duffel bag each, a handful of mix C.D's, and enough cash to last them for a while. But how long will it take them to realize that love is what they really need? One Shot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Bonnie B., Matt D. - Complete
On That Rainy Sunday by xWorldOfChancesx reviews
"Something told him he needed to help her." Monnie. Fluff *Oneshot*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Bonnie B., Matt D. - Complete
setting off a huricane by but seriously reviews
AU: Matt's full of little facts tonight. / matt jeremy, bonnie
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Jeremy G., Bonnie B., Matt D. - Complete
so we beat on, boats against the current by pariswindspeed reviews
Damon stands still in the foyer, wraps one arm around Caroline soothingly, lets her talk and talk and cry and squeeze his middle until a rib almost cracks. damon/caroline, matt/caroline friendship, mentions of caroline/tyler.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
you feel like breathing by kamikazehearts reviews
matt/rebekah. "Although our past attempts at dating were pretty disastrous, I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't treat me as if I was the bubonic plague."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Matt D., Rebekah] - Complete
Happy Easter to all the Shiny Happy People by flashtrager1398 reviews
Matt gives Damon a much needed pep talk.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Matt D., Damon S. - Complete
A Kiss Long Overdue by MusicIsLove0717 reviews
A cute little one-shot between Bonnie & Matt Based on season 3
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Bonnie B., Matt D. - Complete
like arms of dazzling gold by but seriously reviews
"Her hair flashes golden and her eyes burn bright, determined to drown out the sun." Matt remembers Caroline through the seasons. Matt-centric, oneshot.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - [Matt D., Caroline F.] - Complete
i'd die for some company, darling by prettypinklips reviews
"C'mon." Matt murmurs, tugging her down the street, "Let's go live." -— Bonnie-centric, Bonnie/Matt. Complete
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Bonnie B., Matt D. - Complete
Bury Me Down by WaltzMatildah reviews
Post Ghost World: When Bonnie and Grams complete the spell, not everyone is ready for the ghosts to disappear. Alaric uses the aftermath, and the unbreakable bond that exists between the brothers, to his somewhat shocking advantage… StefanDamon focused
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Damon S., Stefan S. - Complete
dmhgchallenge Drabbles by Charleigh96 reviews
My little collection of 100 word drabbles, to be updated every month.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Do Something Right For Once by LoraRawr reviews
He's never read a parenting book. Maybe he should. Post Season 2 Finale
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Alaric S., Jeremy G. - Complete
And Now, Night by WaltzMatildah reviews
In the immediate aftermath of Klaus successfully breaking the curse it becomes apparent that he was not the only hybrid in town. He was just the only one who knew it. Caroline is the first to notice...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Caroline F., Damon S. - Complete
Let Time Chase Us by naojv reviews
They can't change the past and they can't see the future, but they're damn good at living in the present.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Lies, Bourbon and Curry Leaves reviews
When Jeremy killed Kol, an entire lineage of vampires died. What happens when someone you love falls dead mid-sentence for no rhyme or reason? Do you wither in grief and hope that someday the hole in your heart will magically disappear? Or do you go looking for answers? DamonXOC, MattXOC friendship, KlausXOC friendship.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,418 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Damon S., Matt D.