News of the Painted Lady's return spreads all the way to the Fire Nation capital, sprouting festivities among the people... and who other than their unsettled Prince could happen to stumble into the middle of it with a keen curiosity, deciding to take up the face of the Blue Spirit one last time to meet the fabled woman himself. But just who is who under the moonlight?

What would happen if Pinocchio had stayed with Emma? Would that change Emma's belief?

Calvin is really, really good at attracting attention from aliens. Usually Hobbes merely bears this, but now he has a reason to call for help, and a certain blue police box makes an appearance in a forested suburb in Ohio. Unrequited Martha/10.

He was a Tetris piece. She was the Queen of Hearts, stuck in never-ending games of Solitaire. He loved her desperately, but knew no one could ever love a lowly little Tetris piece. Possibly the most ridiculous things I have ever written.