Well, wanna know what Phsyco novelist came from? Dane. A very dorky kid named Dane who thinks he's all that. Just because I scratched him in homeroom one day doesn't mean he needs to call me a phsyco novelist, but hey, the name stuck, and so thats my pen name, eh?

Anyhow, here is a sort of updated profile about me.

Fav. thing to do: Surf internet, ride horses, train dogs, play with kitties...

Fav. Radio station: Twin Cities KS95 (I LOVE KS95!)

Fav. Bands: Matchbox 20, Nickleback, Radiohead, Limp Biskit.

Fav. Artist: Eminem + Weird Al

Fav. Books: Select Harry Potter (Not a CRAZY fan) Redwall: Brian Jaques, Where the Heart Is: Billy Letts, Watchers: Dean Koontz, Jurassic Park: Michal Crichton.

Fav. Old TV shows: Happy Days (Fonz*gasp swoon*) Brady Bunch, I Love Lucy.

Fav. New TV shows: Friends, Will & Grace, The Brendon Lenard Show, Xena.

Fav. Movie: Behind Enemy Lines (or anything w/ Owen Wilson) All Adam Sandler movies, 'specialy Happy Gilmore, Blue Streak, The Black Knight, MIB, 8 Mile and more I cant remember... ^_^'

Fav. 2 Animals: Greyhound + Bloody Parrot Fish

Pets: 2 Rottweilers, 1 Rottie Mix, 1 Yorkie, 2 Chinese Shar- Pei, 1 Mulucain Cockatoo, 5 Cockateils, 1 Amazon parrot, 4 inside cats, 2 known outside cats w/ 5 kittens, 2 horses away at 'training school', 10-17 chickens w/ 3 ducks, 1 mini rex rabbit, 1 dutch rabbit, 2 fish tanks, PARENTS 180 gal. fishtank w/ 2 catfish, 2 black finned silver sharks, 1 pleco, 1 discus, MY 29 gal. tank w/ 3 $20 Bloody Parrot Fish ($60 there) 2 Red tailed Sharks, 1 Algae eater, 1 Dragon Goby, total of $81 for MY fish)

Think I have enough fishies and other pets? I don't. Right now I'm workiing on getting a Greyhound. That'll be fun. ^_^

Well, I have a few stories, and you can read the bad summaries, but I promise they are very good. Considering some of the stories on here, these are very good.

My newest story has no tital yet, and its only on paper. The summary goes a little something like this: But first, the slogan is: Everyone has their own cross to carry. But this is a little ridiculous. Now the summary.

Wolfwood has led a life full of constant pain, carring his giant cross with him all the way. Granted practical immortality, or rather forced into it, he discovers it is a burden more than a blessing. His burden forces him to forever live through the loss of dear freinds. After a disaster on earth over 200 years ago, causing space shuttles orbeting planet Galactica and Earth to crash to the mass below, Wolfwood suffered the loss of the only person he felt connected to. The fault lies fully on his brother Lavitz. Lavitz destroyed the space shuttles, named Opporation Last Chance, for the sole purpose of landing on his home planet, Galactica.
Still devistated even so long after, Wolfwood settled in the small town of Tradeshow, where he rids the local bar of non-paying customers for the "next shipment of tequila." He becomes a drunk on tequila and booze after befriending the kindly old bartender, Jon, and decides to put is past behind him. But the past has a way of catching up to you when you least expect it, and mostly when you dont want it to, and just that happens. After teaching four bar-hoppers to pay, his past comes for a stunning visit.
A young woman by the name of Naomi comes to the bar chaseing a man named Lavitz the Hurricane, headed to Operation Last Chance's final resting spot. With this news, Wolfwood once again takes up arms, plunging into battle with his old friend, a new aquaintance, and his trusty weopon, he takes the chance of tracking his brother. In the final showdown, only one of the brothers will come out victorious.

The only question is,

Who?

Thats my new story idea. Sorry for the long, long, long bio. Promise it wont be long next.