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Harry & the Mysterious Curse of the Girl-Who-Lived by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry always knew that there was something unique about him. In a way, the arrival of the Hogwarts acceptance letters was almost expected... except, why are they all addressed to 'Harriet Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 168,247 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 2,117 - Follows: 2,853 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P.
Mysterious Thing, Time by Blueowl reviews
The future is lost, so to save it, both Harry and Dumbledore go back the moment it all began - that Halloween night. Of course, things do not go exactly as they had expected. Unspeakables, Wild Magic, Time Travel, Vampires, Bonds, Goblins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 166,771 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 3,393 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,749 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,556 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/15/2012
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6548 - Favs: 6,413 - Follows: 7,250 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Dangers of Foresight by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,759 - Reviews: 2787 - Favs: 5,574 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Count Dooku - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,779 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,376 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,551 - Reviews: 3347 - Favs: 6,164 - Follows: 7,894 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 10,927 - Follows: 13,031 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 6,035 - Follows: 7,583 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1196 - Favs: 4,633 - Follows: 6,149 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,892 - Follows: 18,600 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Jedi by zajinn reviews
The somewhat realistic and humorous story of Harry Potter, if he grew up watching a little too much Star Wars. - This takes place in the real world, where Harry is inspired by Star Wars to learn magic and discover the wizarding world in new and interesting ways. Canon secrets are revealed and hints are hidden throughout the story to discover what is really happening at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 236,805 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,480 - Follows: 1,849 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
To Shape and Change by Blueowl reviews
AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,332 - Reviews: 9683 - Favs: 21,662 - Follows: 12,884 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Discordant by Heather Sinclair reviews
It wasn't the bright and shiny Jewel of the Galaxy you've all seen on the HoloNet. Harry's story started in the Underworld, a kilometer below the upper levels of Coruscant, where you never walk the streets alone, especially if you don't have a blaster hanging by your side. He left for a little while, but now it's called him back, whether he realizes it or not.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,270 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,281 - Follows: 2,660 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - A. Ventress, Harry P.
Hindsight Is Not Perfect by Anne Camp aka Obi-quiet reviews
It has been said that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions and the road back a difficult, slippery slope. Now Anakin has to face himself and his choices, avoid the suspicion of everyone from the Jedi Council to Palpatine and try to prevent the future from turning out as badly as it did before all while somehow finding a way to balance the Force...again. Time Travel
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,793 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 2,749 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Harry Potter by December Morning Owl reviews
OC becomes Neville and starts Hogwarts, helping the story characters grow and try to alleviate the extension of the purebloods influence in Hogwarts through a Student Council. More emphasis on minor characters and battles, minimal extra OCs. On indefinite hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 474,113 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Neville L., OC
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 5,182 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,384 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,056 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/12/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 5426 - Favs: 5,938 - Follows: 6,477 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 2,168 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Blasting My Way Out by Tyrus Martin reviews
A Star Wars story about those who slip between the cracks of Imperial Society. Don't expect any majestic Jedi/Sith combat, just a man trying to make his way in the universe. OC, but may feature canon characters depending on how things work out.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2013
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 9,176 - Follows: 2,598 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,099 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconscionable Silliness by Lord Jeram reviews
Various ideas I may never write more of - or perhaps I will! Who knows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012
Harry Potter and the Time Snafu by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident". Ultra crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,233 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,132 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Mara Jade Skywalker's Deadbook Page by JediMara77 reviews
People asked for another one, so here it is. Sequel to "Mara Jade's Facebook Page." Mara Jade Skywalker experiences the afterlife via Facebook - I mean, Deadbook - and spies on the living. It's as cracky as it sounds.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mara Jade - Complete
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Elective Affinities by Caecelia reviews
It's 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape's life on its head . . . Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 90,050 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,525 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Driving Lord Vader by frodogenic reviews
AU humor longshot. Companion piece to Lord Vader's Limpet. Sixteen-year-old Anakin Solo is on the manly quest for a space license, but the only person who can take him to the Department of Space Transportation is...his grandfather.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,289 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 146 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Darth Vader, Anakin Solo - Complete
Mara Jade's Facebook Page by JediMara77 reviews
The L/M romance as told via Facebook. Written for a board challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 1,518 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4884 - Favs: 9,177 - Follows: 4,377 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lord Vader's Limpet by frodogenic reviews
Several years post ROTJ, Lord Vader finds himself with a new role to fill-Grandpa. Extremely AU. If you've ever wanted to see Vader vs. Toddler, this is your story. : Humorous longshot. Cover courtesy of LV Writers image library.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,110 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Darth Vader, Ben Skywalker - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,604 - Follows: 3,820 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 4,137 - Follows: 1,019 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by jbern reviews
Imagine Harry Potter raised under the guiding hand of Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry - you know 'real magic.' Prepare yourself for one humorous ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,566 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,486 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Sybill T.
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 4,406 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Innate Malapropism by Lord Jeram reviews
Harry Potter's new adventure into awkward indoctrination. HPPHHPYRRYPH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 118 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
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